So my local grocery store has an absolute MILF working there. Granted younger pussy probably is more enjoyable than milf pussy but idk something about the challenge, going outside of my comfort zone, and the taboo aspect of it is a major turn on for me.
I’ve been going in multiple times a day grabbing random shit (I live right by it) and I’m always making small talk w her. Convos are very flirty and usually linger well beyond the standard “here’s your change have a great day” and when she gives me change her hands will linger on mine (this milf is running kino game on me lmao).
Last night I see her again and chat her up. Ask what she’s up to, she says taking it easy bc she’s been having migraines or some bullshit. I say damn I was gonna say we should grab drinks. Her eyes lit up and said yeah I’m down so I ask for her number while checking out. Here’s the text convo:
Me: “hey hey it’s Dru”
Me: (1 day later) too cool to text me back eh?
Her: lol! Hey there
Me: how’s your Sunday (laughing emoji)
Her: It's been great! And you? Made your third trip to grocery yet?
Me: I just have a bit of an unhealthy obsession with being healthy
Her: I can relate to that
Me: it can be a hassle sometimes but the results are worthwhile. What are you up to tonight?
Her: yes I agree.
Her: I'm just chillin at home. Doing some reading
Me: not gonna lie that’s kinda hot
Her: hot? Not really, it's been a chill kind of day. I read non fiction only!
Me: meh most girls these days don't read at all so that's a bit refreshing. What kinda nonfiction/Whatchya reading right now?
I’m getting flustered lmao. How do I get this sexy milf into my bedroom
drkb 1y ago
As if milfs need rizzing.
whytehorse2021 1y ago
Ask her out, dumbass!!! lol
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Vermillion-Rx Admin 1y ago
Charade*
It's in the dicktionary
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financehardo420 Should i (x1) 1y ago
To be fair I normally don’t text like that I just idk how to text milfs lmfao
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slowlylearning1 1y ago
Cut down on the texting her waffle. You are close to the friend zone already. ''hot? Not really..''shit test. You can hear about the book or non-fiction when you are having that drink together.
Next time you meet her. Don't go wait to be served by her ; but the next time you meet and within in speaking distance just say ''let's get that drink this week!''
She stalls/delays/not sure etc - just ask out right why she doesn't want to (after being interested initially)
She says yes - you choose the venue, sell it and say say you there. (try to limit the chitchat texts until the date)
She says no - don't say it, but basically imply your loss. BUT keep going back in, that is the ultimate way to pass a shit test. You don't care. And if she serves you, just be the way you were when you initially met. And chances are she'll say to co-workers she's friendly with about you asking her out ; and what makes you diferent from other men is - it won't phase you at all, if some of her co-workers know you asked her out.
Abundance.