So now, this month I have made $5k+ in commission, on top of my 40k yearly base pay.

Technicially I haven’t exactly made 100k in a year since I’d have to do this every month for twelve months, but I will call myself a 6 figure salary maker now regardless.

So that means I am 6 feet tall, make 6 figures, and have a penis at least six inches.

But I can’t put this in my dating profile, right? Obviously I can’t put the penis part but seriously, do people put their pay in their dating profiles?