So tonight tbh I’m pretty happy with the results. I reconnected with one of my fav chicks; we made plans to hang tomorrow (her dad came to visit so she wasn’t trying to fuck me until after he’s gone).

As I was leaving that bar to find my friends, I ran into another hottie on my way home. I basically walk her home; we made plans to hang Sunday. Got the contact; successfully rizzed.

Towards end of night I’m trying to find my boys and they’re all MIA. I go back to first bar (30min to close) and run into hands down one of the absolutely hottest milfs/cougars I’ve ever laid eyes on. I beeline straight to her and start rizzing.

Everything went great and honestly I didn’t beat around the bush at all. Said straight up I thought she was the most attractive chick in the bar by a long shot and that she should spend the night w me. She was visiting her brother and was here w her friends; I could see on her face hesitation (bc of who she was with) but also lowkey highkey she was intrigued. She gave me her number and said she’d text me tn.

We grab a slice of pizza before she goes home w her friends/brother and said she’d text me in a bit. I’m a bit drunk and horny so I sent her the following texts; all within the span of approx 1-2min so not that bad that it was a string.

“hey hey” “should I be expecting you tonight” “(pic of my frenchie) “Pablo said he wants to say hi; I told him TBD.”

Not that deep bc I’ve bagged the chicks I set out to bag but goddamn this milf would’ve been the cherry on top to my night. silly goose hasn’t answered my texts and we are fast apptoaching 4am here :/