Don't want to make this a very long post. But I've been fucking this girl for a while now and she shit tests me from time to time. One in particular she did was saying, "I'm the alpha I wear the pants" in a pretty sarcastic way. I just treated her like a 5 year old and said, "No thats not how we do things over here." and continued whatever else I was doing.
How would you guys respond to this shit test?

craftsmanmindset 3y ago
This is a genuinely autistic question. Why don't you just laugh and move on?
Durek_The_Bald 3y ago
You've been talking to her about TRP stuff, haven't you?
Ithappened8588 3y ago
Lol bro I literally haven’t which is the funny part. I think she just sees me as one so maybe that’s why she said it to get a reaction from me. Also there’s the trend on social media with people talking about being alpha and shit.
Durek_The_Bald 3y ago
I see. So much for "don't talk about Fight Club".
whytehorse2021 3y ago
It's not a shit test if she's being sarcastic. I would laugh at her and then smash. When women are being playful like that they usually want sex. What you need to watch out for is when she says something sarcastic that's about you like "Oh you're so good in bed".
Intrepid_Place53900 1 3y ago
(I'm the alpha, I wear the pants)
respond with, ya, skirts and dresses turn me on. Easier access
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Vermillion-Rx Admin 3y ago
"I thought I was missing some pants from drawer"
nicknack 3y ago
Girls that see you as an alpha have no reason to shit test you, it’s when they start getting suspicious that they start testing. I don’t test the highly skilled engineers in my team, I start poking and asking questions to the ones I am suspicious are behind or lacking.
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nicknack 3y ago
Not the case from my experience, women who see me as a true alpha are compliment and pleasant, give me bj’s on the snap of a finger, anything I say goes. The moment I start making some beta like mistakes though (being too nice, being loyal and only talking to her, etc) they get a whiff of it and start getting suspicious, testing, and when I pass these tests I’m back to alpha no questions asked. When I fail them only more and more tests keep coming until it crashes and burns.
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No-Stress-Cat 3y ago
"Yeah, you are, babe. Now come over here and let me give you a little bit of that booty call."
mattyanon Admin 3y ago
Just ignore that shit