My girl broke up with me on new years, I’m still a virgin. I can honestly say after her emotional antics I didn’t really give a fuck past the first few hours. Learned some valuable lessons over the short experience, being my first relationship and all. Just before she dumped me an 8.5/10 was trying to hook up, I’m giving it a shot tomorrow. Never had any experience, not even a kiss. Can you guys give me some advice?
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No-Stress-Cat 1 3y ago
You had a girlfriend you didn't kiss or fuck? That's probably why she broke up with you. You were never assertive.
Now you have your first bit of experience of what not to do when you have a girlfriend. You have to put in more effort.
Be assertive but subtle. Put your arm around her. Kiss her. Claim her. Let her know that she belongs to you. Make her your property. Then fuck the shit out of her.
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gpman290 3y ago
Update: Went to this girls house and got head for the first time, she was really, really good but I couldn’t cum in 45 mins?! Made sure she knew it wasnt her and it felt great but I’m worried…
mattyanon Admin 3y ago
She was not your girl, you didn't even fuck her.
Physically escalate and STOP CARING WHAT HAPPENS... laugh everything off or ignore anything that's a problem.
User4566 3y ago
Sex is overated and not like porn, wear a condom because it will help you last much much much longer and prevent STDs and pregnancy, communicate with her if you feel anxious by saying: "I get kind of anxious fucking new girls" because that's common and relatable, don't tell her you're a virgin, SMACK/SQUEEZE HER ASS women love that stuff (unless she really doesn't, she'll tell you).
Once you lose your virginity, you'll realize that sex isn't a big deal at all but it is still fun. I used to make sex a MASSIVE deal when I was virgin because I watched porn. Then once I had it, I realized that sex can be bad! Crazy, right? I had a girl sucking my dick and she was bad at it because she would gag. Granted, my dick is big but she could only suck half of my dick. Not only that, but she wouldn't know what I meant by "spread 'em" when I was trying to stick my dick in her doggy-style. Obviously, it meant "spread your ass cheeks" but she was clueless. Girls can be terrible at sex, too.
If you really half to, I'd suggest having sex at your place if you're a virgin. That's what I did because if I felt uncomfortable and possibly paniced because of performance anxiety, there is NO PLACE I'd rather be than at home.
gpman290 3y ago
Took your advice and squeezed her ass while she was blowing me. She texted me when I got home saying “I wasn’t expecting the slapping, how did you know I’d like it?”. Thanks User, u da man.
Shame I couldn’t reach climax…
User4566 3y ago
Dude, I couldn't either. You know what I did before she left? I had her blow me and I jerked off really fast for like 2 minutes and blew a load in her mouth and she went home after.
User4566 3y ago
For the other comment, I meant for MY first time lmao
Yeah, next time give her a spanking and you tell HER how much she loves it.