This was NOT a false sexual assault accusation, thank god. But it was a crazy girl I hardly know making up ridiculous things about me.

It sounds so bizarre to type out because what this girl was saying about me was so malicious and warped that you guys are gonna think, “man that makes no fucking sense.” Exactly.

So last night I hung out with my best friend and his girlfriend (who both stood up for me when this happened). We met up with 2 girls and 1 guy at a house and hung out there all night, from like 11pm until 5am.

I was chilling the whole time. We played beer pong, had drinks, we were listening to music and I was really digging the music. Well, one of the girls (girl-A let’s say, the psychotic hoe), really wanted me to go to my house to get some shrooms for her to do. Even though it was super out of the way for me, I said sure, because I wanted everyone to have a good time. I ubered to my house, got the shrooms, went back. I took a few, and girl A scarfed down a whole bunch.

Then, I just was enjoying my trip. I was really digging the music. I went into the living room and just listened to music on the couch with my eyes closed.

Well, girl A started lying about me to everyone (which I didn’t know until after we left). She said when I first introduced myself, I made school shooting comments. She said I was making murder jokes and hiding in the bathroom rocking back and forth the entire night (no, I was playing beer pong with everyone else). She said I picked up a knife and told her to stab someone else, then she changed it and said I told her to use the knife and stab me, then she said I “drew” a knife on her. Just completely all over the place making up random shit. My best friend’s girlfriend is a real one. She really stuck up for me and started crying arguing with them that I didn’t do any of this. Again, I didn’t know any of this was happening until we left because I was just chilling on the couch listening to music lmao.

Girl B (the gaslighting hoe) who owned the house told me “if you think murder jokes and school shooting comments are normal, then find your crowd it’s not mine.” I responded to her and said “I never made school shooting comments, please don’t lie about me. I’m really confused and I have no idea what you are talking about.” Girl B responded by saying “I’m not going back and forth with you about this. You made me and girl A feel uncomfortable (who I hardly even talked to, who I went completely of my way for to get shrooms for cuz she was begging me for them).” Like what the fuck. I can’t believe how severe this girl was gaslighting me bro. It was such a mindfuck.

Anyway, I haven’t talked to them again, and like I said my best friend and his gf were sticking up for me, so it’s okay. My friend and his gf are real ones. However I’m gonna be honest, my feelings are hurt. I went out of my way to get shrooms for girl A because she was practically begging me for them, and in return these two crazy hoes try to warp reality and tell me I did a bunch of stuff I didn’t do. Nothing bothers me more than having things misrepresented and then having to deal with that dismissive kind of gaslighting. My best friend said it perfectly, he said “it’s like they created a completely fake reality.”

So yeah. How do you avoid stuff like this from happening without just walking on eggshells your entire life? What would be the masculine, alpha way to deal with/react to this kind of nonsense?