I'm 26 and have a cougar fetish right now. I'm talking 50+. Not tryna LTR these grannies or anything, just wanna fulfill one of those nasty fantasies you don't tell the boys about.
What is your best advice on approaching these dusty women? How can I keep it real that I'm broke and just looking to be a boy-toy for these post-wall leftover women to get their dick fix?

pofkaf 1 3y ago
Casino. They're over by the slot machines usually. Or at the bar getting a drink. Do your thing.
Intrepid_Place53900 1 3y ago
If in the US, go to winery's on weekends. If you want 40+ yo women, it's loaded, women like to drink wine.
Find winery's with live music, even more. I was at one a few weeks ago with my girl, and I had multi girls hitting me up when I'd go up to the bar.
MidgetSpinner 3y ago
South America
hannulv 3y ago
OLD... put your age as 40 in profile to pass filters and then just make it clear your age what you want in the bio. Make sure you describe what you want in girl language. (i.e. Experienced mature women are beautiful and amazing... they make you feel special... you feel a deep personal connection to them... etc. Not 'I want my dick wet with old pussy') Go with bumble first, and they'll filter themselves for you.
Also facebook groups (where grandmas live). Join a whole bunch of fitness groups. Establish yourself with occasional clever memes and regular gym progress pics. Occasionally, make brags and memes about how much you love MILFs and cougars.
Ask if theres anyone local to X that wants to meet up for a hike or drinks. If you travel, let people know you'll be in Y and want to meet up when you're there +++ if your're a cougar (wink).
You will probably get a little harem going. Don't forget... even GILFs don't want to think of themselves as whores until the lights dim. You have to give them a little personal connection, romance, and deniability before the pump and dump. They want you to make them feel desired and beautiful, not like fuck-trash.
If you just want nasty old sex-addicts for quick smash without a date, then try adult-friend finder or one of the hookup sites.
whytehorse2021 3y ago
Hospitals - nurses.
MrSupreme 3y ago
I was going to say to wait for a whytehorse reply, there it is