If I got in a position where I would lose my job, I would definitely bribe a tech to let me inject myself and look the other way. $1000 bucks cash is a paltry sum compared to no paycheck. I would never admit to any falsification. I would just say that I have a fear of other people putting needles in me, and I worked for years as med tech so I can do it myself, etc. I'd hide a container in my armpit to hold the liquid. Once they took the money, I'd just say "Dont fucking look at me" over and over like Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet. If they refused, I'd leave and book a new appointment elsewhere.

If my kid could not do college without the vax, I would help him do the same. I could fake the certificate pretty easily, but you need the database entries in most places.

Can you fake the cert? Pay a nurse to stick the needle outside your arm? Have someone disguise and take the jab for you?

Does your university ask for proof? Mine just had us fill out a multiple choice question of our vax status and I chose vaccinated because they weren't asking for proof

Do they have religious or conscious exemptions?

In your situation I would just get the jab. It won't harm you, this vaccine is a cash grab from big pharma but it is mostly harmless to your health.

If you are fed up with this kind of bullshit just consider moving out of Canada asap. You are in one of the most soycucked countries in the planet, if not the most. Almost anywhere else in the world will give you more respect as a man.

Dude don’t fuck ur life up over a statement, I’ve had friends of mine do the exact same thing you propose, in 10 years they will regret

I agree with you, it's a bad situation. But in spite of its flaws the vaccine is low risk and it protects you and others for a while. Your education is important. Get a dose or two but maintain your stance on it.

Don't take it. It's experimental and potentially very dangerous. Big Pharma doesn't give a shit about you. They are criminal organizations.
Watch the Joe Rogan/Robert Malone podcast (3 hours) and tell me you still want to take it.

I dislike the fact that someone can force me to do something or lose my right to participate in society

There are rules we all follow for the good of society. You participate in most of these already. Eg "not shooting people"...... that's a restriction on your freedom right there, but it's enforced because it's better for everyone.

What gives you the right to go round carrying Covid and infecting other people?

Never worn a mask, not getting any experimental medical injections. Same with family of course. We're all fine, I think we had covid once (don't even care enough to get tested). It's like a mild flu. /shrug Other than that we've lived normally past two years, hugging and visiting with people all through the "pandemic".

I simply do not buy the purported numbers of "covid deaths". Like suddenly no one dies of the flu even though it typically kills 50,000 a year.

I know a doctor in private practice ~30 years, he actually treats the virus with safe drugs that work, and he has a ton of clients and never lost one to covid. He's done literally weeks of independent research, and was trained as one of the first dispensers of the vaccine in my state before realizing it was a dangerous drug.

Finally, I don't trust the collusion of governmental organizations and pharma. Not the first time this has happened btw. Back in the late 70s there was a virus scare. Literally ONE person died of exhaustion + flu, and the government ended up getting 25% of the US vaccinated because people panicked and assumed it would be a pandemic. The drug companies passed liability for their vaccine to the government, who was sued around 3,000 times for side effects.

This time it's worse because YOU are the guinea pig, you are the one being experimented on, and there is no legal recourse if something goes horribly wrong. If it's such a great vaccine someone should assume liability for it, and (like all other drugs) we should be know what is in it.