I wanted to offer my perspective on this very easy way to get laid after posting a reply to a thread earlier.

As I said, cruising is a very easy way to get some action. For those who live by a port (California, Florida, NYC, Carolina residents), it's also a very cheap way to do it since you have no flight or hotel costs.

The shorter the cruise, the younger the crowd and the more of a party environment. A 3-5 day cruise that departs on a Thursday, or any cruise during the week of spring break, will be like Christmas for you. Party cities like San Diego or Miami are optimal. As opposed to a 14 day cruise out of Alaska is a waste of time.

Go with Carnival 100% of the time. It is the Walmart of cruising experiences, but that's what you want. You want the girl who is going to make a tramp out of herself because it "doesn't count", since all her friends were acting ratchet too because that's the vibe on the entire fucking ship.

The best part about game on a cruise is no matter where your room is on the ship, she is no more than a 5-7 minute walk from your bed. It's VERY easy to strike while the iron is hot and there is only a small window for her to change her mind. Very different from pulling from a nightclub, waiting for an Uber, then a 30 minute drive, last minute resistance getting her past your roommate or parents.

Finally, have a universal sign with your boys that there's a female in the room. For me, it was putting the housekeeping DO NOT DISTURB sign on the door. Since SMS doesn't work, that was a way to communicate "come back in 45 minutes".

I haven't been on a cruise since the pandemic, and won't any time soon while they're requiring jab passports, but an average guy like me has been able to pull 2 girls in 3 nights to making out with lesbians because it's basically Vegas on water.