Man…
My dick is too big. I can’t fuck these bitches without decimating their guts. This situation sucks more then a hooker on Hollywood boulevard.
Any tips or tricks to decrease my size? I tried to circumcise but all it did was make my dick look nicer.
HELP!
IBelieveInTheFallen about a year ago
I knew this was coming
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mattyanon about a year ago
I sympathise so hard with OP from personal experience.
Vermillion-Rx about a year ago
Word on the street is if you fuck a HB1 (not a typo) your dick will shrink a little bit each time. You might just have to stomach it a few times to see the desired results and possibly therapy, but it should fix your problem.
Or just suck in your gut about 50 times a day for at least 30 seconds each time. Eventually the suction and muscle tension will cause it to retract into the base of where your dick comes out
If that doesn't work you'll just have to say on your tinder bio that you're looking for wymyns with horse jay jay