so there’s this hot milf i’ve bantered w for a while; we went out to brunch once. she was supposed to come over back then as well but i got too busy w school grind so i said i couldn’t.

she’s an uber driver lmao and she picked me up today and said “i gained weight in a good way; look more manly now” or some chit. is this some kinda milf shit test?

or is it rip to her being attracted to me bc i gained weight (which tbh :’) i did; in def a bad way)?