Hey fellas. Have read as much as I could from everywhere I could find about how to tease bitches. I know about humansockmonkeys guide and I've read it like five times. I guess I just haven't found the right explanation to make me understand. How do I tease bitches
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TRP_MushaShugyo 9y ago
Pretend they're kids and make fun of them not maliciously but always in such a way that genuinely entertains you. It's purely for your entertainment, and this way you'll always naturally be smiling and laughing at it all. I act cocky to an almost ridiculous degree, so it makes it all the funnier for the both of us, and I still can't believe how much they eat it up. Once it all clicked for me it erased any kind of approach anxiety and became incredibly fun.
ExplodingSamsung 9y ago
Framing it like that makes so much sense. "..but always in a way that genuinely entertains you."
I always approached teasing like a rational, logical male... like a math equation. Like a series of steps of things I should be saying. So not maliciously, but just entertaining to me. And I'm not a malicious guy. so that's easy. If it's entertaining to me that's all that matters. And if they find it offensive then fuck em. Moving on.
thank you man.
[deleted] 9y ago
Don't approach it rationally. Bust their balls like you would a guy friend.
TRP_MushaShugyo 9y ago
Dude I'd encourage you to not think about the details so much. It's crazy because, assuming they're laughing and enjoying your presence (and not giving you really bitchy shit tests), a lot of the time whatever you say doesn't even have to make sense. As long as you deliver it with that cocky kind of unwavering confidence. The energy is what's important. Try not to think of it so logically because women aren't logical. Make fun of their hair, shoes, clothes, makeup etc (stuff they really care about), because most guys would never talk to a hot girl like that. Always jump on a chance to make something sexual (earlier the better), and if a sexual topic arises, dig deeper into that, always from a half-joking kind of frame. Always have a knowing smirk, and keep laser eye contact the whole time (within reason).
When I first discovered TRP my former nice guy self had a hard time embracing the notion that I had to abandon showing affection to women and instead tease the shit out of them to get them to like me. It seemed empty and phony. But man I am having so much fun with it now. I've developed some kind of style that is so over-the-top cocky that it's basically an absurdity, but I am laughing so much at the stupid shit I say that it tells the girl that I'm not being serious anyway, and that she's "in" on the joke. Like when they ask where I'm from I'll say "Heaven" but I'm laughing so much that she can't help but join in, simultaneously gaining comfort. Plus the fact that I'm so carefree about it naturally shows them a massive DGAF attitude, and this all comes from thinking of them as children. I swear I'm 90% goofing around when I first meet a girl, sheerly for my own entertainment, and they just love it.
Just last week a babe told me, "You're cocky, but in a good way." I took it as a huge mark of progress.