she always tries to qualify herself to me
for example, last night, we were talking about body sizes and i said i prefer curvy. She's not curvy but has a big ass for a white girl but she insisted she's curvy
i know i know, don't shit where you eat...she also punched my dick last night...i could have easily escalated..
having a dry spell at the moment and its so tempting to escalate next time.
How do i proceed the next time she tries to qualify herself to me?

SnugglySadist 10y ago
If someone punches your dick, you should charge them with assault. If that is not what happened, do not write it.
bestCallEver 10y ago
Lol that part got me too. Unless "punched my dick" is some kind of Euro slang or something?
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[deleted] 10y ago
What's wrong with you?
Go outside, to a place where there are girls, and say "Hi".