So I was joking with my LTR. She started taking about how she NEEDED a pedicure. I started making fun of her... "Sure, you NEED a pedicure like I need a foot in my ass." Just trying to get her to realize how to separate her wants from her needs in a light-hearted way. She kills the mood by snapping, "don't patronize me." I mean a complete 180 on our conversation.

She says this to me all the time. Every time she says it, I have no solid go-to response. When she said it this time, I just shut down. I didn't want to talk to her at all because she just wanted to be bitchy and I could tell. Who wants to talk to someone like that? This is just one example of the frequent snappy outbursts she has against me. It's incredibly emasculating and needs to stop, but I don't know any short-term solutions in the heat of the moment. Sure, long term would be to just keep doing me and improve my SMV since respect is earned and not given away for free. It just feels like she constantly takes a dig at me to tell me "she's in charge". Anyone have any pointers or corrections?