My Cousin
My cousin is the opposite of everything I've ever tried to achieve. He has little to no education, has never held a decent job, has been in jail on several occasions, and supplements his income by selling drugs. He looks like a thug. He dresses like a thug. He talks like a thug... and women can't get enough of his cock.
I'll admit, he's had very few good role models in his life - his dad was a cheating, lying drunkard who divorced his wife for his mistress, and then cheated on his mistress. His social group consists of no-goodniks, shiftless bums and petty criminals. Still, he seems to relish wallowing in the gutters of society so I find little point in pitying him, and oddly enough we get along reasonably well. So, what does all this have to do with the premise of this book?
A Christmas Story
Back when I was 22, my aunt and cousin visited my parents, my sister and I for Christmas. They lived in a town about an hour away from my mom and dad's house, so they didn't come over very often. My mother, who loves to host these kinds of events, went around busily preparing her house, making it all squeaky-clean and orderly for when the guests arrived.
I spotted a wrapped present labeled "Kara" under the Christmas tree and asked who it was for.
"Oh," my mother smiled. "Your cousin is bringing his girlfriend."
I sighed. I hadn't managed to meet anybody special that year. I was in my first semester of grad school at one of the world's best universities, and this had apparently conferred upon me the romantic allure of a wet dog. My cousin didn't even have a regular job, but this seemed to be no obstacle to his dating success. Boy, that made me feel pathetic. I didn't really feel like meeting Kara.
So a few hours later, my aunt, my cousin and Kara showed up. My mouth dropped open at the sight of her. She was... radiant. She had a pretty face, the exact kind of curly brown hair that I like, and was barely over 5 foot 2 inches tall. She was a gorgeous, petite little goddess, and she had the body of a porn star. Now I was jealous.
My cousin is noticeably taller than me. In fact, he's a bit intimidating at first, and boy was I feeling inadequate. Mentally, I started reviewing all the possible flaws I might have. I became depressed as I silently listed them off.
We started socializing. Kara hit it off with my sister straight away. Since my sister is very willing to say none-too-flattering things about men, this provides an automatic route for women to bond with her. She started talking to Kara about what impolite pigs guys were and got a laugh. With my sister making her feel more and more comfortable, she eventually started to talk about herself and came across as a really sweet girl. My cousin, however, was totally unimpressed, and rolled his eyes as he grumbled, "Don't you ever shut up? Geez, you talk so much."
I was aghast. In that moment I wished society would bring back dueling so that I could slap my cousin across the face with a glove and say "Sir! You have insulted the dignity of this young lady! I challenge you to sabers at dawn!" Well, I would need a saber for that, but you know what I mean.
"Oh, very nice. Very classy," my sister chastised my cousin. "Kara, why are you even with him?" I'd silently asked myself the same question the instant I saw her. Kara just shrugged and giggled as if his behavior was perfectly acceptable. She really seemed to like him.
The Ghost of Christmas Present
It was time for gifts. I knew what I wanted for Christmas: I wanted a girlfriend. I got a clock radio. I don't remember what my mom got for Kara, but it was exactly the kind of sensible, useful present she was always good at picking. What present did my cousin bring for his girlfriend? Nothing. Nada. Zilch.
It gets better. My mother had a little basket of small presents to hand around; this was her favorite Christmas game. They were random, unlabeled gifts. Each of us was allowed to take one present and examine it. We could try to try to guess what it was, and if we wanted it, we could unwrap it. If we didn't, we could put it back and try again. Each of us picked one box. I got dental floss.
My cousin opened his random gift and looked inside. It was a set of decorative scented soaps in the shape of seashells - very feminine. "Screw this," he groaned, dropping the obviously girlie soaps. He sat back in the couch with his arms crossed to make it clear that he didn't care for the present.
"Moron! Give the soap to your girl! Women like things like that!" I screamed at him in my head.
"You know, if you don't like the soap, you could always give it to Kara," my sister said pointedly. She picked up the discarded present and did just that.
I wanted to drag Kara aside and shake some sense into her. "How can you stand being with him?!" I wanted to yell. "He has no future! No education! He's broke! He'll cheat on you! He's an idiot! He's one of those little monkeys at the zoo that masturbates in full view of the public! You deserve SO MUCH BETTER!"
My cousin never did give Kara so much as a second thought, much less a Christmas present. Not long after that, in a shocking turn of events, he cheated on her. She forgave him, and then he cheated on her again. By the end of it all, I was starting to wonder if she enjoyed degrading herself or if she had a serious self-esteem problem. Regardless, I'll bet you anything you like that to this day she goes around complaining to all of her friends about what a bunch of cheating assholes men are.
The Big Point
Here's my point: my cousin sucks, which reflects poorly on him - but Kara kept going out with him, and that reflects poorly on her. Kara sucks by extension. She's guilty by association. She encourages and rewards his behavior by staying with him. A guy might want to be the best boyfriend in the world, but that's just not exciting enough for a lot of young women.
Ladies, if you screw guys like my cousin, you're encouraging more of the same. You're implicitly telling them, "Feel free to treat me like garbage; I'll absorb whatever crappy behavior you dish out." Kara was undoubtedly hurt by my cousin's actions, but it wouldn't have happened if she'd stepped back and taken the time to realize she was pairing herself with a self-destructive schmuck.
If you enjoyed this story, I hope you'll consider getting a copy of my novel Land of the Losers. It's available in both hard-cover and e-book and contains many more stories and essays.
miscoco1 5y ago
dude how many times do i have to say this
just cause one is rich
have a great career
or a great education dont help get women. plenty of dead beats have women
money is NOT important in getting women
so stop chasing money
askmrcia 5y ago
Had similar situations when my cousin and I was much younger.
I'm older now and Kara obviously has huge self esteem issues. Your cousin has the looks and height, but the fact that he doesn't have much going for himself gives Kara the kind of attention she wants.
Kara knows that her family and friends will constantly be talking about her and why she is dating a loser. Good or bad attention, it's still attention.
She'll learn her lesson the hard way
throw951away 5y ago
Whoa, I'm getting epiphanies here, thanks
I-am-the-lul 5y ago
This is an example why MGTOW prefers to use terms like Chad or Tyrone instead of Alpha, because we understand that many of the guys that women get all tingly about are not top-tier Alpha men but are often bad-boy losers or players.
Slushierpuppet 5y ago
Dude wants to duel his cousin.....White Knight mode engage lol
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Is this real? It sounds made up.
Land_of_the_Losers Mod 5y ago
I wish it was made up. The novel is based on real life experiences. It's an honest attempt to reconstruct and reflect upon past events.
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Ahaha.... nostalgia. I remember reading this already from your old website, pal. I even saved the site itself somewhere, i have it on an old hard disk. You are married to that japanese chick now, right? Hope it is still going well. Anyway, no hardcovers outside of north america?
Land_of_the_Losers Mod 5y ago
Hey, thanks- yes, still married to the same woman and living overseas. You can order a hardcover in both the US and Canada, just click on the link for hardcover books (you can also special order an autographed one shipped from Australia). If you liked the original essays, they've been polished and reorganized and there are a few new surprises added. Thanks in advance!
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loneliness-inc Mod 5y ago
Not all women are looking for a better - different - mate. Some women can't do better than what they have. Some women are too chicken to try. Some are too insecure to try. Some won't try because it's immoral to do so. Some have other reasons why they can't or won't try to trade up.
However, hypergamy is deeply ingrained within female nature. Hypergamy sometimes expresses itself as trying to trade up. As in, trading one partner for a better one. However, this isn't always the case. Oftentimes, hypergamy is expressed in the constant push for more and better while staying with the same partner.
A woman need not be a cheating skank to be hypergamous. A traditional, obedient, faithful wife can be just as hypergamous if she keeps pushing her husband for more and more. More stuff, a bigger and better house, a better car, better vacations etc etc etc.
And most wives do just that.
Here's a recent post on the matter. https://www.reddit.com/r/WhereAllTheGoodMenAre/comments/avf3f1/the_hypergamous_progression_within_a_relationship/
Tag u/where_muh_good_mens
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I think you answered why women stay with men or how they determine to get more out of a relationship or find something better. This is where parent OP was wondering about how hypergamy is supposed to give her an advantage (to seek better) but fails in preposterous ways. The other half is why that failure manifests itself in a clearly losing way. And I say the question is flawed because to us it appears to be losing but for her it is the best she can get and she has evolved efficient ways of determining that. Insecurities play an important part and I've seen women that are skinny minnie hottties who are timid and choose a heavy set guy only to let herself go and feel more comfortable. Those guys got a bargain on her when they married but became a somewhat balanced value exchange shortly after. In this instance Kara could have had other issues that she could make him a prime surrogate for and only really need him for that once she has secured her male emotionally/legally for either genetic or resourceful reasons. If she is a bargain right now then she plans on revealing or altering the course to make her value exchange more equal. Better for the man to "get to marry the prom queen" and think he got the better deal. In my explanation above, I adhered to just genetic and evolved sense of desire for needs reproductive or otherwise.
Land_of_the_Losers Mod 5y ago
In his case, it was pretty much all looks. He was tall and built. That's pretty much it. Apart from being tall and built, he had little else going for him. 20 years later, the dude is just a full-blown shifty low-life with unpaid traffic tickets, difficulty affording Christmas gifts for his kid and so on. It's really not funny.
The first time my wife met him was about 12 years ago. My wife and I visited him right after he'd gotten out of the hospital; she and I had gone to the US after a vacation in Europe a few days before and we'd heard that he was recovering from symptoms which seemed oddly similar to a drug overdose. The dude was shaky and obviously in bad shape. He told my wife and I that he'd come down with a rare neurological disorder. Thankfully, he was "cured" of it now. Miraculous, the cures they have for those rare neurological disorders nowadays!
If guess if you're gonna lie, you've gotta lie without shame.
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Dude, this girl obviously had some self-esteem issues, and was willing to debase herself for attention even if it was toxic as hell. Trust me. You don't want someone like this.
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Just because you don't consider him a good mate doesn't mean a female wouldn't. You have to remember hypergamous instincts are driven to produce genetic superiority. Certain traits in a man produce offputting, rude, and sometimes bullheaded behaviors but are desirable when combined with other physical traits and mental fortitude.
The effect of women compromising so greatly for these traits is that they feel more secure in submitting to men that have them.
Does this put to rest your contemplative obstical?
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To you it is dysgenics but not to her and her evolved instincts. Just because the man is not able to work within this man made political structure does not mean he would also make a poor resource gatherer. She is not going to consider the viability of the man in terms of financial success but in a way that she can receive access to his resources or status if that means better access. You are thinking she is putting up her wit to determine the viability of the man, when it is automatic for her to feel one way or another.
0kool74 5y ago
I think I might just have to find this book and give it a read. Yeah the old me would have definitely considered this story fake but, after discovering the Red Pill, reading the Rational Male and cursory dives into other exposes` of cunt nature, stories like this are REALITY!
For the longest time shit like this just didn't make any sense to me. But, that was because I didn't have the framework to understand the psychoses going on behind it.
Land_of_the_Losers Mod 5y ago
Thanks, man. It's available through the linked website or you can search for the title at Amazon or Smashwords.
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Not gonna lie, his dad is fucking based.
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