So you see a girl you want to bang. What do you do? Think ”There’s a girl who wants to meet me,” and Confidently walk over and introduce yourself? Or make up excuses, pussy out, and then tell yourself that “The Moment Wasn’t Right”. Because Confidence gets her number, and ‘The Moment Wasn’t Right’ rides the bus home and jacks off.

Faint Heart Never Fucked Fair Lady

-From “The Sayings of Chairman Zaitzev”

What happens if she tells you she has a boyfriend? What happens if she yells, “NO!” at you? What happens if she’s bitchy after a bad day?

Nothing. That’s what happens. Nothing. And that’s not even the worst thing that can happen.

If she rejects you, simply say “Ok” and move on. If she’s really obnoxious it’s ok to say, ”I apologize; I mistook you for a lady,” and turn on your heel and withdraw. It will leave her sputtering. But only do this if she has it coming.

Women expect to be approached. They hope for it. Maybe not by you, but, yes, maybe by you. There is only one way to find out. Societal expectations are actually on your side in this. Why don’t you? Because you are AFRAID? Afraid of what? Some half-naked creature that’s half your size? Approach, chat her up, and be clear about your intentions. If she wants to be your friend, that’s fine, but it’s a rejection, so move on. You were fine before, and you will be fine after. Don’t worry about it.

So what is the worst thing that can happen?

”Hope is a Powerful Drug.”

-From “The Sayings of Chairman Zaitzev”

The worst thing that can happen is that you do not make your move, and become her “gay bff”, only you’re not gay. You want to bang, but she has ‘no idea’. Probably she has some idea, but some women don’t. You say nothing, but you are definitely doing the ‘boyfriend audition’ in the HOPE that she somehow Figures.It.Out. That someday, after fucking her way through every thug, barfly, every Outlaw Biker and Escaped Mental Patient, after you’ve picked up the shattered pieces of her heart and, tenderly, put them back together for her, that she will finally “realize” how “right” the two of you are together. And then, all those nights of being her emotional tampon, the times you took her to the VD clinic for chlamydia and gonorrhea, the times you canceled on your buds because “she needed you” will finally be worth it. Or not.

You see, the worst thing that can happen to you is this: You become a “Nice Guy”. What, you think she’s going to say, Pull out your ‘Nice Guy’ Card! Today you have EARNED that 10th stamp and I’m FINALLY going to be able to give you All The Sex You Deserve!”

Not gonna happen. And even if it did, if you had even a shred of self-respect, you wouldn’t want it by then.

Look. If you want to get ripped, you have to Lift. If you want to learn guitar, you have to practice every day. If you want to get good at approaching women without fear, you have to approach women. And sometimes you will fail. And sometimes they will be polite, and sometimes they will be spoiled, entitled little bitches. And something else will happen: you will get numbers.

Now go forth and slay!

TL;DR: Faint Heart Never Fucked Fair Lady