...And Ruth Gets Jealous
So I invite these 2 new Tinderinas over the same night. Sue and Ruth.
Sue comes over right after I got off, Ruth comes later that night. Cool.
They fall under that "standard-practice" level of Tinder fodder so after gaming a devils daughter these past 2 months (which is a whole nother story altogether) gaming them's cake.
So the Sue chick shows up early. I throw on some Netflix and we start "chilling" right away. We watch We Are Still Here. Best damn horror movie on Netflix. Seriously. Have no idea what happened the first half and it was still the shit.
Anyways Sue pretty much knows her role so she leaves the shit tests at a minimum. She just likes the chilling part.
About halfway in I get a text. But fuck stopping. Let's text and chill at the same time. Who says guys can't multitask?
Guess who. Ruth. "I'm omw." Hour and a half early.
I tell her not now. Next text "I'm here" then a knock on the door.
Sound familiar? If not go read "...And Lucy Tries Harder".
Anyways since we're chilling by the door I know she could hear is. The Netflix I mean. I open the door and she's wearing this mesh body suit, a robe and a kink collar.
So I've got two options here. I could
a) Do like last time: shut the door and tally the losses.
OR I could ....
b) Go for broke, throw the Hail Mary, invite her in and aim for threesome because Sue likes girls and I like 2 girls.
So I invite her in and tell her to sit in the love seat. I sit between them. They just sit and stare at each other and it's mad awkward.
NOTE: In situations like these you can't let that awkward silence sit and stay as blunt and upfront as possible. They'll both listen for inconsistencies and attempts to console and justify.
In short, don't act like you've been caught with your pants down (even if you just were). Act casual and be calm. They'll subconsciously mimic your "vibe".
Ruth says something along the "plausible deniability" line of "Is this your friend?" I tell her yeah. "Is she your...special friend?" I look over at Sue to try and keep this a 3-man conversation. I say special how.
"Do you have sex with her too?" I don't hesitate. I say yeah. That's it. No explaining why, no going into detail and no justification of action. Just. Yeah.
"What is she to you?" I say a special friend. "Is that what I am?" I say yes that's what you are. And Sues sitting quietly. Good Sue.
NOTE: If a girl ever grills you on another girl answer swiftly and err on the side of either equality (i.e. you see/value them both equally; safest and easiest route) or the other girl being better than her (ex. "Am I the best lay you ever had?" "No Christy was.") It shifts her focus away from trying to manipulate you to a deep-seeded desire to be better than the other female (or at least to convince herself that she is).
The whole "daddy's little princess" fads given these chicks an incessant need to prove that they're better than the other princesses (therein becoming that special princess everyone told her she was).
So if she thinks you think Christy fucks better than her she'll fuck the literal shit out of you out of spite for Christy. You become a sex judge all to suit her own self gratification ("I'll show YOU whose better at sex! Fuck Christy and her damn fake implants!"). Gradually tell her she's getting closer to Christy level, draw it out to keep it going longer. It's a win-win. Hooray for game.
Ruth wants to talk in the back so we talk in the back. Sues fine so whatever.
She starts by talking in past tense:
"I liked you..."
"I thought you were..."
"I wanted you..."
Then she says:
"So you were gonna fuck her then fuck me right after?" I say yep.
Then she's gives this big finale of a statement:
"I just can't do this anymore."
She slowly gets up and walks to the door. She waits for me to try to convince her not to leave. I say see yah. That's it. Short pause, then she sits back down.
NOTE: I say this all the time and it bears repeating: ALWAYS let them leave without consoling or trying to justify yourself or arguing against her or whatever. Just don't react.
A ton of guys make this mistake. She's gonna try to get you to chase her. If you don't chase her however, in her mind you two are "unresolved" or "lack closure" and come back. Why?
"Closure" to girls is a basis to be unattractive to you. They can't be more invested and just let go. They need something to support letting go. This could cover a whole post ultimately they need you to do something beta-ish to "get over you". Else they'll just become another Alpha Widow.
Her tone 180s. She goes on about how she was wrong and how I warned her about me fucking other chicks and that because we aren't together she shouldn't be upset. I don't answer. She says she guessed the situation just shocked her and she feels silly walking in in all fishnet.
She asks what I want her to do. I tell her stay. She says "I want you to kick her out but I know that's not you." I say it isn't. She says she doesn't like girls. So much for the threesome. Some of the other plates are down so whatever. She leaves.
Sue says she's never seen some shit like that before. I laugh and we start chilling.
About halfway through my phone rings. I answer knee deep in chilling.
It's Ruth. All she says is text me when she's gone. I say ok.
We finish and Sue leaves. I text Ruth and she shows up not 2 minutes later.
The first thing she says walking in: "Did she say anything about me after I left?" I say no. She begins to talk mad shit about Sue and I let her ramble on.
NOTE: You see? It was never about me. It was about competing with Sue.
She asks what the sex with Sue was like and if Sue gave me head and if I liked it and if Sue was better than her. Sue Sue Sue. I say yeah. She says and I quote "You need to wear a condom because I don't know what that bitch has." I say no. She doesn't argue it further (but seriously guys wear a condom).
She shit tests a bit more. I ignore her. Then she starts talking about the last time we chilled. And that's my cue to fire up Netflix.
LL: Let girls squabble and get jealous. Jealousy's a strong indication of investment and a sign that in some way preselects on is at work.
By letting her know that there are other chicks better than her you establish your standards and where she fits on that scale. From there it's up to her and her hamster do decide how to increase her ranking.
-Om
EDIT: Okay so I've had a bunch of people request to see what my physique is so here's a picture of me plus a screenshot of my Tinder profile.
KyfhoMyoba 7y ago
A couple of years ago, soon after ingesting TRP, I [M50+] was plating this woman [HB8] approx. my age, pretty, fantastic natural boobs, tight cooch at the same time I was plating a 22 y.o. [HB8]. She would bring up the 22 y.o. almost every time we'd meet up, would work herself into a frenzy of jealousy, and then fuck me like I was Brad Pitt, Robert Redford (her school girl crush) Tom Selleck, James Deen, Warren Buffet, & Bill Gates combined. According to her, I was the only guy she ever swallowed, gave up the ass to, or ever offered a three-way to (anyone but "that child").
Dread Game is strong game.
mikazee 7y ago
I thought pegging would make her see you as beta. Learn something new everyday. /s
Fly_Swim 7y ago
Hey man you seem like a really great person for me to ask this....
I have a less than average, 6x5 dick that every woman calls small (i dont ask the 9s about D size of course unless they are 30 to 35 or are prostitutes..., just 8.5s and below
So i found a 19 yo 8.5 or 9 that says shes a virgin, i want to belive her, shes said she loves me for 2 weeks and counting now, shes been my LTR for a month
Shes butt naked on top of rubbing her sweet cunt on my 100% hard dong, but wont allow insertion, says shes not ready for sex, doesnt know why... says shes baby at 19 and im 29 as her LMR... made me pinky promise i wouldnt stick it in if she took off her panties last time/would remove her hand from guarding her pussy...
2 days ago she said shes leaving town next week permanently, back to her familys hometown far away
i met her online but i think theres a chance shes still a virgin bc she just moved from the stix the week i met her online, before other big city guys hit that?
am i doing the right thing here w virgins when i could be plating many, i want to plate and cheat obv, not sure if ill go thru w that... but how can i get sex from the virgin? and more importantly, can you please advise about the D size issue? ive got a 5/6 inch wang, women prefer 7-9 and say what i have is 'not too bad' not so bad' i dont mind' and during sex while ridingn me, she says in a moany voice, im sooooo happy you dont hurt me at all...... many girls have said 'why so small' when flaccid (after i just came is why lol)
garrettruskamp 7y ago
Holy shit this just gave me an epiphany. This is why I love red pill. It tells you the things that you think about and can partially understand, and just lays it out for you.
There is one of my ex's that never wanted me back after we broke up, while all the rest have and I'd never really understood why. But she became unattracted to me when I did all that beta pussy bullshit at the end. I was pretty severely depressed when dating her so the breakup did not go smoothly and I acted beta as fuck after quite a very alpha 6 months with her (which I did unwittingly as I hadnt found RP). This made the depression sink and I was worse than ever, and so I was looking into getting a gun to just kill myself.
Fortunately summer time came around and I found redpill thru some guy getting shit and downvoted for posting about it in Tinder subreddit. Immersed myself in all the information and my many years long depression was alleviated weeks. Nearly 2 years without depression now. Thanks OP and RP.
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Please, this would be legit. I've had girls hovering around me waiting for me to do something Beta, so they could kill the Alpha image they had in their mind. This includes throwing white-knights, orbiters and DT "friends" [who will sell out for a nickel, because they don't give a shit about anyone; dude is ghosted] in my direction. What's the best thing to do in this situation, give them an ounce of Beta for a pound of saved time and hassle? OR Fuck'em hold down like a rock? A post in general on this would be legit.
Cunt_Robber 7y ago
The best thing to do is to not lose frame. You won't save time and hassle by purposefully being beta. That's crap mentality. They're not gonna waste your time and energy if you don't bend your frame to feed into their stupid drama. You know that ounce is gonna turn into pounds if you lose frame.
Fuck em, let em hover and wait for you to do whatever. That's their hamster engaging man. Let it run loose, don't worry about that. Recognize the hamster, use it to your advantage.
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Commented bracing for the worst, but that's what I wanted to hear. As Omlala would say, such is our nature
That ounce has turned into pounds before, but that was before TRP. Once you drop frame and show a flash of beta, they'll beat the earth trying to get you to show that side again. Once they get that validation, once they get that reaction, then their behavior has been reinforced, and they will keep doing it.
Thank you bro.
Yo Omlala, can you add the closure post to your list?
Cunt_Robber 7y ago
No probs we've all been there. Keep commenting and put your thoughts out there man, who knows one of these days you'll be pointing something useful out to someone else.
These bitches take it as a challenge to try to betafy you once you show any flash of "weakness." We know the story and we know how it usually ends. We can thank TRP for a good dose of harsh but helpful reality to get and keep us on track.
You're welcome bro.
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Will do. TRP has explained so much shit in my life it's ridiculous, and helped me get on tract with my mission. Can't thank you guys enough.
Forcetobereckonedwit 7y ago
That was fucking beautiful. I had a similar, many years ago. Long story but ended with THREE plates all descending on my place in the course of one evening. I slept between two ofo them and the third was on the couch..lol. When daylight came, I was terrified that the shit would splatter far and wide...nope, each one was trying to show the other two how much closer and important to me she was than the others. It was epic. Kudos bro' Keep it up.
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NumbersPrime 7y ago
Never give closure. Closure to a woman is them getting a glimpse of beta so they can let the hamster construct a reality where they leave you.
Nergaal 7y ago
In all seriousness, can one get "unclosure"?
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nadolny7 7y ago
Good read, although I was hoping for a 3some at the end
chazthundergut 7y ago
Dude, you are killing it! This is some Jedi type shit. I would suspect it to be fake, except if you were making it up this story would have ended in a threesome. Also, lots of really good wisdom; girls competing with one another/ blaming the other girl instead of you, letting them walk away without putting up a fight, and especially the remarks about what closure actually is to a woman. Thank you.
vengefully_yours 7y ago
3 ways happen. Far more often than you think. I've had most of mine since I turned 40. Fucked up with two Russian girls when I was 32, missed a glorious opportunity there, but both in my bed, only t shirts on, and I was stressed about military job bullshit which led me to say the wrong thing. These two were solid 8s. Way back when I was 18 I had my black girlfriend and an older white girl (30ish) Driving around back roads getting head from them in turns. Get out of jail for something I didn't do during my divorce, have a 3 way with my dogsitter and a mutual friend.
I'm not even great looking. It's all in the frame and game.
chazthundergut 7y ago
Nice. I've been lucky enough to have a threesome with two beautiful latinas. Problem is, I had to pay for it! Best 1.5 hours of my life haha!
vengefully_yours 7y ago
The point is that it's not difficult to get girls to do it, some are easier than others obviously. The girl who took care of my dogs while I was in jail has had multiple three ways with me and I've fucked her with other men too. Hold frame like Om and is even easier, then you simply tell them what to do. Get naked, you sit on my face, you sit on my cock, now you lay here and watch until you get your chance to get fucked. They don't have to touch each other unless they want to. Some do, some don't.
menial_optimist 7y ago
FIELD REPORT STATUS: DEIFIED
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How do u look like when you can do all of it? God like?
BlackJ1 7y ago
OmLaLa you seriously need to make a post on how to hold frame because you handled this so well, almost sagacious.
I really want to become like you someday.
Seriously good work.
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I love you Omlala. No homo.
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Regularguygamebrah 7y ago
Round of applause. I like seeing the bar set so high. Ride them waves bro
TuckerP 7y ago
Holy shit this was hilarious.
Jakei34 7y ago
One thing I just realized about OP.
Has master Frame. On some Super saiyan shit.
This was a nice read.
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OmLaLa 7y ago
This isn't even my final form.
UniversalFapture 7y ago
someone's been training with God of destruction /u/Redpillschool
HumanSockPuppet 7y ago
I would pay money to see a Super Sayian 'fro.
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George_Rockwell 7y ago
quick, someone tell /u/gaylubeoil
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[deleted] 7y ago
Nah, he on that super saiyan 3 level! He has ascended.
vengefully_yours 7y ago
GLO is level 11, because his dial goes to 11. Om is higher than level 3..
Crusader51st 7y ago
nobody likes a suck up. congratulate him the man and use it as an example.
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[deleted] 7y ago
Because of your antics and the general insanity of your stories, you will no doubt be accused of making some of this up, or exaggerating at the least. It's hard to imagine women putting up with being put in the same room as another girl who's fucking the guy they are fucking, and then fucking the guy knowing what he just did. Well it's hard to imagine it happening sober anyway.
What those people are missing is preparation. There's so much that went into this.
First, Om definitely picked these girls for their submissiveness. Neither of them are LTR material obviously. They are insecure, likely batshit crazy, and completely co-dependent on attention from men.
Second, he's established himself with both of these girls, so they knew what they were getting themselves into. They knew what was happening behind the scenes, he just gave them a backstage pass. If you took a trip to the slaughter house, would you grab a burger on your way out? If you were hungry enough, hell yes. These girls were hungry.
I've known guys who do things similar to this, but it takes a certain type of guy and a certain type of girl. Read this as either something to strive for or something to learn from, not something to emulate right now. 95% of the time antics like this will blow up in your face, but the concepts will work with any girl. That's why we say AWALT. Maybe not every girl is okay with being face-to-face with the other girls you are fucking, but every girl responds to strong frame when you find yourself being a bit too alpha. Every girl responds to dread game and gets jealous.
That's what you take from this.
OmLaLa 7y ago
I wouldn't say all they're doing it just because they're unstable.
These're normal chicks. The real reason they seem so open to... "unconventional" stuff's because I tell them exactly what I want from the start (you were right on that note).
It takes work. Work that this FR can't show because its only showing what happens after the works put in.
If you saw Sue or Ruth or Fine China or Bunny out in public you'd never guess they'd be into shit like this.
And most of them are LTR material. That's just not what I'm looking for.
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I wouldn't LTR any girl I saw doing what these girls did, just as I wouldn't respect any man I saw bending to strong negotiating tactics of another guy. It is possible to be immune to this sort of manipulation, especially at this level when it is so blatant. Strong frame is great, it's not so great that any girl, especially one who wasn't filled with insecurities and impulsiveness, will yield to any sort of denigrating treatment.
What these girls did says something about them. It's a nice model to work off of, but the reality is that women are not a blank canvas to work on. They do have personality, which is why we have red flags, why we say AWALT means all guns are loaded. These girls exhibit tons of red flags here, and if the Chad was anyone other than you it would be easier to see, because you'd more easily assign the blame for their actions to them rather than crediting your strong frame. The reality is that both came into play. Would you LTR a girl who hopped on a guy's dick literally immediately after another girl got off knowingly and begrudgingly? Would you LTR a girl who caved to a guy's insistence that he not wear a condom in this situation?
The truth is, you wouldn't look at that situation and say, "Nah, that guy's frame is just so strong and great that he broke an otherwise awesome girl." You'd place blame where blame is due.
Personally, I'm getting over the delusion that my frame, physique, and status is turning great girls bad. Good girls? Sure, but I'm not giving up my independence for a good girl. LTRs are for great girls, and there's no way in hell I'd LTR a girl who pulled that kind of shit.
runswiththelions 7y ago
That's on you. Different goals produce different results. OP stated he's not going the LTR route, which is why the chick did what she did.
If you were looking for LTR material, she would put up the facade of not being open to such things, when in reality, she probably would. As you guys say, AWALT. Women take the shape of the container they're put in.
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That's a fair criticism, but there are two reasons it's not valid here.
1) /u/omlala is calling them LTR material directly, which I took to mean he genuinely thinks they could make decent LTRs for a guy who is actually looking for that given all the information above. In this context we were assuming you know about these events.
2) It's on you to vet an LTR properly. If you take the information she provides and her behavior at face value then you'll always be burned. You might not find out about this specific incident, but after a while you'll know what kind of behaviors she had exhibited in the past and whether or not this behavior is in her wheelhouse.
LordThunderbolt 7y ago
Is Sue Korean by any chance?
Cunt_Robber 7y ago
The devil's in the details, man
Regularguygamebrah 7y ago
Too true.
"Details, baby. Details"
FrameWalker 7y ago
Great work Om. Surprised ruth didnt become a third there and then
xddm2653 7y ago
Great field report I think you played a perfect game
PantsonFire1234 7y ago
Kink Collar? Seriously? What kind of girls are you spinning. They sound like the social rejects I picked on in Junior year. When I read posts like this that cover good and concise game I can't help but wonder about the girls.
It reminds me of a post Chateau Heartise made where he explained how he gamed his girlfriend while stringing a series of chicks along in the weekends. It sounded impressive until he revealed that one of the girls was a goth.
There's a big difference in gaming a damaged girl with no self image and a spoiled bratty cheerleader. I'm saying so because field reports like this might not hold up under more higher scrutiny.
OmLaLa 7y ago
You'd be surprised what a Ugg-wearing chai-drinker will do when the doors closed. These women aren't damaged. They're women.
PantsonFire1234 7y ago
Their usually even wilder in the sack yes. Impressionable girls tend to be easy targets. But to take the Chateau Heartiste example: demonstrating game on a Goth girl doesn't make for a good general strategy.
There's no telling how a higher status girl would react. However, after gaming a top value girl you can be sure the same strategy would work on a lower status.
SkorchZang 7y ago
This post's a goldmine on bitch management.
ghee99 7y ago
Nothing "wrong" with the way you played it, but personally, I prefer to date two women at the same time (not as in date two women at different points in my life, but two women at the exact same moment).
If you are open to that, here is my two cents.
First of all, you need to be with two women who are at least vaguely open to such a thing.
Ideally, you'll have mentioned such a thing to both previously (but even if you haven't, no worry).
I know when I am with a woman, I'll see if she is bi, if she says "yes" I'll mention that I know a woman that she'd like, and then when I am with the first one, I'll start texting a few women I know. when one answers, I'll mention I am with a friend, and ask them whats up?
If they are free, I'll invite #2 to join us, or I'll say me and #1 will meet her somewhere.
Now, here is the interesting part.... Once you have the two women together, my initial instinct is to "be the man" and dominate the situation (but thats not the best move, after all).
what a guy needs to do, in my opinion/experience, is be there with them both, and get the conversation started, and keep it generally flowing, if need be.
But, really... at this point, the absolute best way to handle things is just let them talk to each other (with as little interference from me as possible). Especially if one of them is the friendly type, just let them talk to each other, you know the way women do. Inevitably, they'll start talking all sorts of women nonsense like "oh i just love your top, where did you get it?" or "your place is so cute" and all the other nonsense women talk about.
It will seem boring to me, a guy, and yes... I'll be tempted to get them on track to something more sexualized. However, in this situation, its wise to ignore those thoughts. Just let them blabber on, and bond (you know, the way women do) - besides, they know whats up, they just need to get comfortable.
I am not silent at this point, but I try to just "be there" and do little more than facilitate their girly blabbing. Even making a point to leaving them alone for a little bit as I go to get us drinks from the kitchen, etc. and such.
Eventually, as they blab on, I'll return to the kitchen, serve them drinks or some such, and then just happen to sit behind one of them (usually the one I was originally with, and am most comfortable with) and I'll just start talking about something, as I am,nonchalantly, giving her a shoulder rub as we now ALL talk. As women, they'll feel the need to say something, or shift a focus totally to me, at this point I'll brush that off and just continue the conversation in the same light, mindless type topics they'd already been talking about.
We all will, and i'lll keep rubbing the shoulders (although NOTHING sexual quite yet). Of course, eventually the one having her shoulders rubbed will say something about how it feels nice, and I'll just ignore it, and then after a few minutes more, i'll invite #2 to 1.) "help me with the massage" (if she's a go-getter she'll start massaging another part of the #1 girl) or if she's not one to start something new on her own, I'll invite her 2.) "to take over the shoulder rubbing" (as I go to massage her legs or something else)
so, now you're 90% there. You and one of the girls are massaging the other one. If the one being massaged wants to massage someone else, you can nicely tell her to relax and just enjoy the feeling of two people massaging her at once. This is a good time to through in some nonsense about some ancient method of the four hand massage or some such.
Oh, and this is important, as you as doing this, you have now joined in on the conversation, but you still just keep things conversational, and don't go sexual quite yet.
Don't fall for the being a typical guy and getting sexual right away, after all, just being all cool about it, as if massaging a girl with another girl is a normal everyday thing for you.
Eventually, the one being massaged will be all horny and squirmy, and yes... at this point, maybe your hands will roam towards more sexual parts of her (if you're lucky, the #2 girl will be doing the same). either way, allow the massage to become more sensual/sexual, but still keep it cool.
By now, with the girl being massaged, if the other girl is feeling her up too, you can start to kiss her. If the other girl hasn't really become sexual in her massages, you can start to touch her/massage her a bit as well (or, play it by ear, if #2 girl is open to it, you can start to kiss her as you massage #1)
Basic rule of thumb when with two girls, which ever one is the newer one, or the less secure in herself one, thats the one you need to be kissing, focusing that sort attention upon.
Anyway... if you've gotten this far, you are by now massaging one of them (along with the other) and kissing at least one of them as well.
So... from here on out, its a done deal. Just remember, with this sort of thing, don't leave anyone out, and when you are focusing your attention one one have the other girl joining in (it should almost always be 2 devoted to and pleasing the other - at least for the first times) What you want to avoid is doing something with one girl while the other is sitting out.
The only time anyone should be sitting out, is if they are open to to it, let them go to town on each other, as you watch. and even then... don't let that go on too long, when ever one is pleasing the other, feel free to just in. For example, is one girl is going down on the other, the one who is having her pussy eaten, you should be making out with her or sucking on her tits, etc.
and of course... if one girl is being "good", for example she just went down on the other, then make sure you "reward" her with lots of attention when she is done, so she doesn't feel left out.
Anyway... thats just my general approach to doing things when there are 2 women around at the same time, but here is to hoping that there might have been something that someone who is new to being with two girls might have found helpful.
Cunt_Robber 7y ago
My man, smooth af.
After engaging the second girl in the shoulder rub and things keep running smoothly, I would be severely tempted to pull out the ecstasy and make sure we blow the top off the place.
ghee99 7y ago
lol, from what i hear ecstasy is fun, its just that i do not do any drugs at all myself, ...and although i keep booze around for girls and other social events, I never even drink, either.
and as for drugs, like i said i heard they can be fun, its just that i've seen too many guys use them as a crutch to get girls into the zone, so it never appealed to me to have drugs around to give to girls (keeping booze around my place for guests is as far as I go).
besides, as i don't do drugs at all, I actually dont like being with a girl when she is in a drugged state, even if they are having more fun, I feel less connected to them. Even with past girlfriends or lovers who liked to smoke pot before sex, I allowed it, but never enjoyed my time as much when I was with a girl when she was high (or drunk too, for that matter).
Basically, to my tastes, a girl with a couple drinks in her is fine, she's loosened up, but not under the influence. Of course, a woman who is totally horny and down to get sexual with no chemicals is my ideal.
Of course, as I said, I dont do any drugs, or even drink... so I am hardly speaking from a place of experience, who knows? maybe a girl (or two girls) on ecstasy is the best thing ever? Oh well... I guess i'll never know.
So, whether you like a girl to be high on something or prefer her to be not high at all (like me), there is absolutely no reason that almost any guy can not enjoy being with 2 women at the same time on a regular basis ...if they play it right.
Cunt_Robber 7y ago
Wisely said, and again, smooth af. I meant it half in jest, tho certain drugs (like mdma) can enhance the experience. But I 100% agree with you about using them as a crutch, it doesn't appeal to me. But once you and a girl (or two) get comfortable with each other and you pull out a bit of fun stuff, again, it's just something to enhance the experience, for those who want to take that extra step. I really enjoyed your break-down of how to engage a threesome. Should be sidebar material for intermediate-advanced TRPers. nods until next time my good sir
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AspiringMathsGuy 7y ago
I think I lost my shit at "And Sues sitting quietly. Good Sue." Quality read.
Blazingtatsumaki 7y ago
sue deserves a pat on the head
yumyumgivemesome 7y ago
Well Sue likes girls and OmLaLa likes 2 girls.
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the_number_2 7y ago
Reminded me of Queensland Rail Etiquette and the associated meme it spawned: http://cdn1.matadornetwork.com/blogs/1/2012/07/Sign-2.jpeg
OmLaLa 7y ago
That was lovely. Thank you.
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CraziAces 7y ago
this statement alone is too much, i cried laughing
OmLaLa 7y ago
"That's the only reasonable explanation." -The Hamster
Black-Pill 7y ago
I think that qualifies as Post-Doctorate Hamstering
_TheRP 7y ago
Fun story, but with all of your posts I feel the need to point out that /u/OmLaLa is in awesome, absurd shape. Dude is a 10 in the physique department.
The type of shit he pulls (like the OP) is directly related to this fact.
Be like /u/OmLaLa, get to the fucking gym and watch what you eat.
Carry on.
DoubleTappp 7y ago
Truth be told, I'd be curious to see what this sub has in the way of "10's" in the physique department. See what standards are being held here and all.
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slay_it_forward 7y ago
I looked at his pic. He's a 7. No homo
SkorchZang 7y ago
Patrice O'Neal was a fat diabetic fuck with a face like a pancake gone wrong. Pulled even more hilarious shit than OmLaLa in this post, and enjoyed the same results even before he was a famous comedian.
This is all about the mental frame: never chase after a bitch.
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Let's not downplay the pragmatic, objective parts of picking up women and having them worship you. /u/OmLaLa has got a great physique and Patrice O'Neal was a fucking celebrity. Either of those things get your foot in the door. Hell, being a celebrity basically does all the work but physically taking her clothes off.
Mental from is a necessity, but Patrice as a manager at a McDonalds is holding his unbreakable mental frame over fat girls.
_TheRP 7y ago
He was also famous. If he wasn't, he wouldn't have pulled a tenth of the ass he did. Could he have still gotten laid regularly? Absolutely, and I'm sure he would have. Would there have been dime pieces fighting over him? Fuck no.
vengefully_yours 7y ago
Same here. I'm no ten, shit I'm lucky to be a 7. This kind of shit happens to me too. However, the quality of sluts improves the more attractive you are. I like to stick to the 5 to 7 range of girls. I've had hotter, but jesus the shit testing is annoying because I'm not tall nor ripped. It's just a piece of ass to me, not what I base my self worth on, so thin to lightly padded, not hideous, and pleasant to be around is all it takes.
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Now I really want to see his pictures.
SW9876 7y ago
You can see his face in his YouTube video and his abs in his guide to online dating
OmLaLa 7y ago
Here's a picture of me and here's a screenshot of my Tinder profile.
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Profdiddy 7y ago
Not bad at all. l am probably bigger than you but three times the bf. Time for some cutting.
chinawinsworlds 7y ago
Height and face aesthetics on point too?
OmLaLa 7y ago
6'1" and yes I guess. Hard questions to answer.
Newdist2 7y ago
There will always be guys who are attractive (physically and otherwise) to pull this shit. If not OP, than some other guy.
_TheRP 7y ago
Absolutely, and the whole point is to try and be that other guy.
BeyondDedication 7y ago
My physique is light years ahead of his. Game is 10 million times more important.
Here's my analogy. You have a series of locked doors. They each have a deadbolt, and a combination lock. You cannot get into any door unless you can remove the deadbolt. You need to be strong enough to break it. Once you can break a deadbolt, you can break them all. But you still can't get into any doors without the combinations. Game is lock picking skills, much more complicated and difficult to master then the brute force of smashing deadbolts.
_TheRP 7y ago
There isn't a whole lot of room ahead of him in the physique department. I find this really, really hard to believe.
BeyondDedication 7y ago
http://imgur.com/znuciVZ
He's around 13% bf IMO. A 10 level physique is 8% max. I'm roughly 9-10 now, 6'1" 230.
Light years ahead.
Yet his game and results destroy mine. Game is almost everything. I've been working tirelessly on mine
_TheRP 7y ago
Bigger <> Better. Physical attractiveness is really about symmetry and health. You're better off looking like Ryan Reynolds in Amityville Horror than looking like John Cena.
Lower body fat isn't necessarily a good thing, either. Body Building judges aren't judging physiques to determine how attractive you are, they are judging you based on a specified set of criteria. Then it's how big you are while still meeting those criteria. It's got little to do with attractiveness.
If it did, Ronnie Coleman would be the sexiest mother fucker in history. In reality, most women look at him and recoil in horror.
Edit - Not trying to tear you down, either. I know the work it takes to be your size. Just making a point.
BeyondDedication 7y ago
I entirely agree. Ryan Reynolds is a physique idol.
Women prefer lean, nice abs and arms, not too veiny.
SmilingWatermelon 7y ago
Everyone seems to say he's a 10. Are there any pics of him? What constitutes as a 10? Can a skinny guy be a ten if he's ripped? Or is Omlala at ulisses level of ripped? Huge and shredded?
Tamarin24 7y ago
As a skinny guy I will say this. You can have the mental frame of a 10 while rocking the body of an 8. However, if you want to break that barrier and become a "god" then you have some serious work/bulking to do. That being said, to smaller girls you might be "big enough" to be a 10 in their eyes. Perspective is everything.
SmilingWatermelon 7y ago
Agreed. I honestly have no issues picking up short girls. Girls closer to my height aren't as easy pickings...guess we just gotta keep bulking.
BeyondDedication 7y ago
His physique is a 6, maybe 7. Bodybuilder here.
SmilingWatermelon 7y ago
Yeah I see. He made an edit. I've seen his face in another post before so I have an idea of how he looks. Hes a good looking guy but if thats a perfect ten..goddamn, im so excited to leave monk mode and join the sexual market place lmao.
BeyondDedication 7y ago
This is me... http://imgur.com/znuciVZ
An_All-Beef_Engineer 7y ago
Seems you're getting downvoted cause you use test... would you have had those same results if you didn't boost?
SmilingWatermelon 7y ago
Dude. If you have game. Girls will be on you 24/7. You may want to buy a stick to beat them off lmao. If you don't mind, PM me your weekly workout routine
BeyondDedication 7y ago
I do OK, not as well as I should. A work in progress! Love TRP.
Right 500mg test + lift things and eat things. But seriously IMO train hard with any non-retarded routine and your golden.
SmilingWatermelon 7y ago
Sounds good. Im gonna get my test checked soon to see where im at. I think im doing alright for now. Recently(today) started a 3500 calorie daily meal plan. Hopefully by the end of the year ill be massive haha.
Yeah just work on your game and youre golden. Easier said then done for sure, but just like working out..the only way to get better is to keep doing it right? Best of luck to ya!
idontwanttostart 7y ago
Fitness model? No homogeneous but where the pics at?
Edit. No homo not no homogeneous.
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Elfclan30 7y ago
Idk if he deleted them, but go through his post history. He posted one of his upper body that he ha on tinder, he's black and ripped.
Joseph_the_Carpenter 7y ago
Half black half asian and ripped.
simkessy 7y ago
That's always the best combo
GarandTheftAvto 7y ago
Plays league of legends too, legit.
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idontwanttostart 7y ago
/u/omlala post a pic of yourself.
OmLaLa 7y ago
See my edit at the bottom of the post.
idontwanttostart 7y ago
Strong work.
Thoughts on good looks vs. millionaire? Thoughts on Trump? TRP seems to really love the guy. I'm not sure confidence alone can lead a nation.
Thoughts on monk mode, yet having to be social?
Thoughts on Motorcycles and is there anyone you admire? Truly admire.
_TheRP 7y ago
Trump isn't a millionaire, he's a billionaire, and he's world famous. That beats looks all day every day, and twice on Sundays.
idontwanttostart 7y ago
That was two separate questions, but I can't format on this motherfucker.
Good looks vs. Money
The Donald
_TheRP 7y ago
All other things equal - money wins.
Trump is a shrewd man that panders to the crowd because that's what he thinks it will take to win. He doesn't believe half of the stupid shit he says, but that's not the point - the point is to win the election. So far he's done well.
In the general election I expect him to be pretty significantly different than he has been during the primaries. Should demonstrate my point nicely.
idontwanttostart 7y ago
Damn. I need to make more money. But...that's like beta bux no?
Trump is going to flip the script? What's his base going to think?
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Great quote from Red vs Blue that is much deeper than intended:
RedditAdminsSuck_88 7y ago
No better example of holding frame
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SmilingWatermelon 7y ago
I always enjoy reading your posts. So much to learn. Sadly im in monk mode and not on that level yet. Hopefully on due time ill have some field reports to share as well.
Theotropho 7y ago
Is this supposed to be satire?
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JohnnySkidmarx 7y ago
I wish I could've seen Ruth act that out. Would've been hilarious.
PickleWickleton 7y ago
Can you tell us about your tinder game in a separate post?
OmLaLa 7y ago
I've got a ton. Check out my post history.
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Assassin1476 7y ago
This is pretty advanced for most people here but this is the basics of Pimp 101.
Newbosterone 7y ago
Are you fucking her too?
I only answer that for naked girls.
Late30sMasculist 7y ago
Just curious...is one of the girls significantly better looking than the other one?
OmLaLa 7y ago
No but they're different races so there's that.
vengefully_yours 7y ago
I found Asian girls hate it when I fuck black girls. Black girls don't like 3 ways with other black girls. Throw a white chick in there and Asian and black girls are down. The racism inherent in pussy is such a horrible thing.
OmLaLa 7y ago
Eh. Dudes do the same. I think racism is inherently present in everyone to some degree. I think most people don't account for same-race empathy though. A black guy will have an easier time relating with another black guy because their perspectives are similar from a racial angle, not just because they're both black. Plus an asian guy won't understand certain nuances to a white guy's daily life so there will always be a limit of empathy he's feasibly capable of (unless plastic surgerys made some huge strive I haven't heard of).
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kez88 7y ago
No, I think he just likes variety haha.
RedPistola 7y ago
Great post as always, Om. Could you elaborate on your Netflix and Chilling deal? Do you escalate immediately and entirely, or after a bit and intermittently?
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Its inevitable you will be accused of making this up or at least exaggeration.
Nope.
Most men never experience what its like to be AlphaFucks.
Since unplugging I couldn't even make up how bad women want to be
Docbear64 7y ago
I love your posts OmLaLa , you're definitely one of my favorite contributors . These Field Reports are something like redpill porn to me , I too look forward to the moment I can juggle two women ( one on a mesh body suit and collar) at the same time and have her patiently wait in line to fuck me !
Heathcliff-- 7y ago
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OmLaLa 7y ago
Her real name isn't Ruth though.
SW9876 7y ago
This may have been my favorite part of the post. I ABHOR when people start their post with "... Let's call her X. Then there's this girl... To hide her identity, let's call her Z". Like we get it, just get on with it already.
plsjustgo 7y ago
Thanks for using fake real names instead of letters.
Joseph_the_Carpenter 7y ago
It's gotta be Tiffany or Hailey or some shit like that.
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Her name was robert paulson
Lithiumthium 7y ago
Let me guess, she has a flower name
OmLaLa 7y ago
Ruth? No. Her names pretty hard to pronounce.
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