Funny story. I treat my girlfriend like a dog (whistle for her to get here, give her polite orders to test her compliance, and make sounds that I generally do to my dog).

She doesn't like it, and has confronted me about it. I just shrugged it off, didn't get defensive, and was like "Sure" and stopped doing it anymore. Didn't give her the benefit of me arguing with her, cuz that's what girls want: drama.

Now I just tackle her.

Yeah and I'm sure you have a fucking God like physique, asshole

This is why people consider theredpill to be the worst subreddit

The best way to release that pent up energy of a girl is to fuck her as hard as hell and toss her around till she is weak in the knees.

I once had a girl tell me on a first date, "I'm like a dog, but you can have sex with me."

I agree with this to some extent, but I would never follow this advice. I just whip out my dick when Im trying to get with a girl im interested in. sometimes it works, sometimes it doesnt.

Don't forget to scratch them behind the ears and pet their necks and shoulders affectionately. If you do it right they will arch their backs, rub up against you, and even growl contentedly.

I don't know what your taking about. I treat my dog well, with unconditional love, and don't assume he has ulterior motives, other than eating.

Yes. Pranking / Teasing is an essential part of game that I feel is often overlooked somewhat. Girls love it, they become like excited little children when you are fucking with them like that. It shows that you are relaxed around them and that you want to have fun with them. It’s helps reinforce the daddy/ daughter dynamic that they crave. They fucking love it.

Always have a few things that you consistently make fun of about her. She includes way too much irrelevant details in her stories. She’s crap at telling jokes. (Both of these apply to pretty much all women). Make her jump during a scary movie. Take some of those small in-flight booze bottles and hide them in her handbag, then accuse her of being an alcoholic in front of her friends. Tell her she farts in her sleep.

I’m not talking about Smack-cams or elaborate organized pranks. Women love the type of personality to whom this comes naturally. If it doesn’t, you should work on the ability to improvise these kind of things. Unhooking her bra as mentioned above, if you cannot do this with one hand through her top, this is a great trick to acquire.

Solid post dude.

As someone who has been with the same chick for 11 years and married for 6 of them,this is exactly how you maintain a solid Marriage/LTR.

I’ve used the dog comparison before and as you stated, the comparison is spot on because it’s fucking true. My dog is in check as is my wife. I give them both what they need and in turn they behave accordingly.

Just the other day while my wife had her back turned I replaced her incense with a sparkler. She lit it and our house looked like the fourth of July, it was fucking awesome. She played the whole, “OMG I can’t believe you did that.” Then we both laughed, made out a little, and enjoyed that fresh breathe of air that comes with having fun and enjoying the moment with your SO.

There is some solid information in this post and I hope those who are lurking and taking notes on how to improve their relationships with women read between the lines and take this for what it is as well as what it is implying and not outright saying.

Keep it fresh, keep it fun, maintain a standard in your woman both physically and mentally and things will be alright.

Just to be clear: a dog makes a better companion than a feminist ever could.

Your dog could throw up on your carpet, shit on your lawn and Chew up the furniture but still love you, want your acceptance and react positively to discipline.

Feminists....not so much with the love/acceptance and discipline part, everything else yes.

This makes me wonder if girls miss that kind of fun relationship they had with boys now when they grown up? When things were not complicated by curves and testosterone.

A recent post here recommended watching some episodes of Cesar Millan the dog whisperer. It's amazing what he can do with just his energy, body language and an accurate reading of the dog's behavior. It's the ultimate test of keeping frame, and the dogs always submit to him in the end.

Edit: Example episode

So in short, just be exciting and let women live in those soap operas they catch themselves watching. They want drama and while we don't like drama, pranking is a great and quick way to provide that drama.

This made me laugh. When my ex was being overly dramatic I used to either take her for a walk, or down to the park to toss a frisbee. Never knew why it worked but it always calmed her down.

18th date attitude on the first date. I talk and do pretty much whatever I want with no cares. Abundance mentality. Be the alpha she needs in her life. She usually has a betabux taking her out at least once a week if she is actively hunting. I try to remember your taking out some father's princess and she needs a new daddy. Tip: I do online dating, if you can't see her cleavage or she doesn't have a "nightlife" photo in her profile, I tend to swipe left. The woman that knows she is a sexual commodity will be less aggressive and easier to have fun with. Bitchy Fat McBitch will look at every opportunity as a negative because she hates herself and the world. Fat women are fucked up from mommy telling them they are beautiful for twenty years while the world snickers and berates them; creating a tidal wave of fucked-up ness. Don't have time to deal with that shit. If she doesn't say thank you for anything you do for her, 86 her, or get what you need from her that night.

Absolutely true. You call your woman a bitch for a reason. Treat them like dogs and they'll stay loyal like one. Though I don't give my dogs golden showers, so maybe the trick is to treat them worst than dogs.

"dating a feminist is like getting atop a crippled horse"

Funniest thing I've heard all day!

They want to feel. They want to move. But they aren't allowed to and all of that energy gets bottled up. When women are given the opportunity to hit and kick boxing mitts they release that built up aggression and feel a lot better.

My master (martial arts) who i am pretty close with and have a lot of redpill ideologies says women love to move and feel their bodies, they love to feel their butt jiggle and boobies move. They especially love to feel those body parts when they dance. Men, learn to dance, women love it and it will get you laid often.

I definitely see some good points. It's not your responsibility to make sure she isn't a bitch, but if she is, and you have extra energy to throw at her, this is the way to go.

See, GayLube, the only thing I'd have to disagree with your post is that it's a bad idea to get atop a crippled horse. If you know the horse IS crippled, and you don't give a shit about it and prepare for the worst, tell you what, it's something that will teach you to spot crippled horses. And that is a valuable thing to learn when you're out in the market looking for some good mounts.

Thanks GLO, made me realize I need to drop one of my plates. She can't take the pranks I play or deal them back. Bored to death of her, even sex can only be so fun. Even the basic pre/post sex interactions should be a lot of fun.

Why would I do any of this? Play childish pranks on her? In stead of living for myself, all my focus is now on her for the purpose of entertaining her.

The pranks you describe lean more towards psychological S & M, which, with the right partner, can work. You had a hispanic ltr if I remember correctly that you had this type of relationship with. She got something from humiliation and degradation, devaluing. But 'pranking' in general, how does that make one a leader of men or women?

Hey, i missed you GayLube. Could tell from the title the dark knight had returned

Dating a feminist is like getting atop a crippled horse. Its a bad idea for both of you.

well written and informative, but this is fucking gold.

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Pranking, maybe 'teasing' is what was meant.

As a strategy, I dont know if it 'trains the dog' not to behave poorly in the first place with you. They have to learn to not be childish with You at all, out of respect for You.

Or she's the wrong girl to be with anyway.

Edit I dated someone (briefly) that amused himself by flicking my nipples intermittently. It was funny about the first 3 -4 times, after that it just pissed me off, didnt help him get laid.

Also https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2012/03/20/drive-by-teases/