One of my girls moved in with some 400 pound neck beard who's always buying her drinks. She mocks him in private company. I have other GFs and we're not exclusive and he knows that.
Last night he said to me, "I hope you're not intimidated by her being with me."
I wanted to laugh so hard and let him know how much she is going to take advantage of him financially and emotionally, that he's going to have to listen to her scream through his walls as I fuck her and that he has no shot at anything short of a pity fuck but I couldn't. He was so proud to have that pathetic moment.
So I just said, "Thanks for worrying about my feelings. You're such a nice guy."
FairlyNaive 7y ago
It would be funny if it wasnt so sad.
-sr71 7y ago
I let a girl convince me to go visit a different city with her even though i actually really did want to go because i would get great display pictures out of this outing lol. A photographer orbiter of hers from literally the opposite end of the country had come to see her.
He rented the car paid for gas. Had a professional camera took our pictures.
He'd keep touching and trying to engage her in convo while she rolled her eyes behind his back and smirked at me.
We snuck away from him and another friend of hers, while he was trying to follow us with his drone camera trying to see what we were up to.
He'd share stories of his previous Heartbreak's to evoke her sympathy the whole thing was so sad.
And at the end of the day he even insisted to pay for all of our food. The whole time the girl and her friend were talking shit being his back telling me stories about how he got dumped by his girlfriend how he was such a loser all the while taking advantage of his generosity and photography skills.
A month later he sent her the developed pics with none of my alone pics in them lol.
Like you said it would have been funny if it wasn't so sad.
aznredpill 7y ago
God this story... it reeks of pain and misery
PoppinMadPillz 7y ago
"We snuck away from him and another friend of hers, while he was trying to follow us with his drone camera trying to see what we were up to."
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user_none 7y ago
Man, that is savage as hell on the part of the girl and her friend.
I've had a few women orbiters in the past and they wanted to do things for me, cook, etc. Besides normal friendly type interaction I couldn't bring myself to use them like in your story.
teeelo 7y ago
We're all like that. It's wrong to take advantage of someone so pathetic.
With Women however, it happens to them 100x as much, so the concept of using Men becomes saturated and more easy to justify to their conscience.
amdc 7y ago
I've read these stories and remembered my friend telling stories about how his gf is having couple of (as he referred to) 'fans' buying her shit in video games while knowing she's taken. Somehow they don't realise they're being exploited and think they have a *chance*
CQC3 7y ago
While it's true that women enable and bring on these things, it's also true that if they didn't do anything that it would happen anyways. Back in my XBL days I knew this girl that would pretty much get free MS points (online currency for anyone who doesn't know) for nothing. She never sent the guy anything, did anything etc. These guys just do this shit, they love buttering up women or serving them.
The new version of this is these girls who have figured out you can make some extra cash streaming on twitch. Funny, the cam girls these days don't even have to get naked, they just need to play video games and talk to the viewers and they will get a shit ton of donations.
None of the stream girls I've seen are good at the games they play, I mention this because if you want to be a successful male streamer you either need to be famous elsewhere, have gotten in during the "goldrush" period of twitch (before oversaturation), or just be either outlandishly good (pro level) or have a very entertaining persona/online social circle in which viewers can vicariously experience socializing (sad but this vicarious living is not gaming exclusive)
I've been keeping my eye on this for quite some time. I find it fascinating what trends have developed in the template for running a successful YT channel or stream, they're extremely telling of the times we live in.
As usual on the internet, people either get unnecessarily angry at girls online or unnecessarily friendly. I hate both groups equally because they're one in the same.
GIGANTIC_NIGGER_DICK 7y ago
Can you expand more on the vicarious living part?
CQC3 7y ago
Just look for signs of primary experiences being replaced by shittier second tier ones.
Instead of socializing themselves and making friends, they watch people do Lets Plays (which are essentially selling friendship). LP's are just a way people vicariously experience couch gaming with buddies. Although, I will say there is something more to the concept as entertainment based on who does it.
Same with twitch streams, instead of socializing or PLAYING the games themselves, they watch others play while they indulge in what others think on the internet and socialize there.
More so, all these streams and channels have taken the template that I believe was popularized by the #1 YT'er PewDiePie and they all have some dumbass name for their audience. Bro Army, Minions, etc. And if you sub you can be a part of that group, that's how it is framed. It plays on people's need to belong to groups.
Similarly people indulge in TV and Movies and even brag about binge watching shows which is essentially giving yourself a huge dose of fantasy where you are a floating eye that watches the lives of others being lived. Sure, movies and TV have been around, but never so immediately and at our finger tips.
Instead of watching fireworks at least 80% of the people see them through the recording that they take on their phone which they'll never watch. Instead of watching the game, many people's eyes will drift to the TV screen in the stadium to see the action that is happening literally right in front of them. Reality television is nothing more than a hyper real version of glorified socializing with a lot of drama. Etc.
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CQC3 7y ago
Most of them are honestly not even above average. That was probably my first dose of TRP before I even knew it. Even when I was BP as fuck, I knew that girls sucked ass at games.
amdc 7y ago
There are couple semi-famous streamer girls in where I live and most of them (if not all) are just fishing for donations and using bots to rise to the top.*
Needless to say, they are very boring to watch regardless of their skill. Streamer makes his stream fun to watch, not the game they're playing. same thing goes for letsplays.
* It's acctually pretty easy to see if streamer using bots or not.
If you see 500+ 'people' watching stream and chat is dead = they are not people
If you go to their socialblade.com page and see this = bots
It was a bit of off-topic rant, sorry for that
RPmatrix 7y ago
where do 3k bots come from? (I honestly don't know)
amdc 7y ago
You can just buy them, if you google "twitch viewer bot" you'll find couple sites that do this. 3k bots cost as low as $30/mo.
RPmatrix 7y ago
wow! thanks for that amigo
sharp7 7y ago
I think they deep down know they are being exploited. But when you have extra money you want to give it to things you like. And they like the pretty girl. They want to see more pretty girls in the world and less ugly fucks like them. Its just like how beta apes still help the females and the alpha. They can't fuck anyone but at least they get to help the community. They get to choose which girl to give their money to and thats enough for them.
So fucking sad. God damn it. I only understand because of my own self loathing.
donaldcicc 7y ago
They would be better using that money they are spending on these girls on a working girl instead. Or even a sugar baby arrangement. At least those are quid pro quo and they are getting something back on their investment.
bigdickbanditss 7y ago
Whenever my friends begin ranting about how effeminate the Western world is and how we need to change it I always scoff and say "Why? We need betas to keep paying for our girls."
Betas are good for society and good for alphas. I'd rather have only me and a handful of other guys know what's actually happening. That way there's more for us.
sharp7 7y ago
Very true. In the past pre-internet simple red-pill truths would be hidden as much as possible. Knowledge is power, and its best to not share it for your own self interest.
But this is the short term solution. In the long run I feel like this society will crumble and we will end up like japan where no one reproduces and Betas just obsess over video games and fantasy. You can only get someone to run for an invisible carrot for so long.
icecow 7y ago
They are paying for the suspension of disbelief and hope. They see having an unscratched lottery ticket as having a chance.
Lesson Learned: Trying to see things in terms of probability is bluepill much of the time, a lot more than people think.
sharp7 7y ago
How is probability bluepill? I feel like its the opposite. People who think "at least I got to roll the dice!" are fucking retarded. Red pill is all about discipline and truth, accurate probabilities.
icecow 7y ago
For giggles, search Youtube for Dumb and Dumber 'There's a Chance'
It's the widespread misinterpretation of probability. Smart people start doing this (see video). If someone starts seeing the world around them in terms of probability they have mathematically jumped the shark. For one, they don't have enough facts to estimate the probability. Example. Guys says, 'Odds go up to 70% if I wear a nice shirt'. Hey guy shuddup and wear a nice shirt and forget the math. His math stinks.
sharp7 7y ago
Ohhhhh thats what you meant. Its true you cant know the probability of anything in the real world so trying to use it sounds batshit retarded. I hate when I see it in movies. Even if a robot does it, it sounds retarded and I just go "how is this shitty robot who cant even predict human behavior enough to have a normal conversation predict this hyper complicated scenario to a %".
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anangryterrorist 7y ago
Many of us have been there, man. It happens, we learn, we grow. Don't let it keep you down, just try and not let it happen again.
Gagnostopoulos 7y ago
I think a lot of us have been there, fam. But admitting there's a problem is the first step to solving it.
chazthundergut 7y ago
Well, a little money can go a long way in Tijuana. I've learned this beautiful lesson recently myself. And it definitely takes some of the sting of loneliness away when you have a 20 year old Chica sucking your dick.
Start saving up the money you'd normally blow on women who you already know aren't going to fuck you, and start planning a trip to Mexico or the Phillipines or Thailand. You can change your life!
KimJongUntzUntz 7y ago
Foreign women are infinitely better than American woman anyways. They know and understand their place in the hierarchy. They know how to cook and clean and cater to their provider in every way, and dont have any dillusions of 'equality' that US women seem to think they deserve.
Some guys snicker at those who go to faraway places and bring back a tasty oriental prize. They think that the girl is with him only because he is her ultimate meal ticket out of her shit hole country...and they are right.
While many here at RP say never commit and never have kids, I dont think that is the right formula for everyone. I for one do want kids one day...and I would like a woman to do the dirty work in raising them; while I take my boy fishing and hunting and play tea time with my daughter and read her stories, just as it should be.
What they fail to realize, unlike us who have swallowed the pill, is that all women view you as their meal ticket. American woman just think they can eat at the buffet and not do any of the dishes.
getRedPill 7y ago
Yeah, no. You spoil them anyway
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cashmaster_luke_nuke 7y ago
what makes the seventy year old pathetic?
nzgs 7y ago
Women really aren't that different around the world, seems to be a myth I read a lot on the internet. They have a greater respect for the feminine gender role but they are just as materialistic, shallow and hypergamous, in fact often MORE hypergamous since they are more financially dependent on a man.
james-watson 7y ago
The only thing females respect is strength. Show any weakness and they'll gut you for everything you're worth.
They're the same everywhere, because they're homo sapiens.
Historically, they were confined to the home because men refused to deal with their foolishness when running an empire which was competing against other empires. The empire with women running around in the military and other government institutions would be the one that got crucified by their enemies first.
Weak men let this happen. It has always been men who kept women in line. Women will always resist like a child that doesn't know whats best for it, but men must always put them in their place. Firmly, but from a desire to protect and nurture.
This is how civilization developed. Without it, you have the mud huts of Sub Saharan Africa.
shadowchicken85 7y ago
Women in places like Indonesia and the Philippines expect the man to pay or provide for almost everything (man works, woman spends.) If you lack cash and lack an alpha frame you will get exploited like fucking crazy. I've got some pretty screwed up stories from men I've seen fleeced to the bone from both Indo and Pinay women.
antariusz 7y ago
The women don't change, you just are experiencing the same women from a different societal position. So you see what men at the top see.
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sharp7 7y ago
I wish I could just believe in the blue pill. That if I do my work and get a stable job that I'll be loved. But I know thats not true anymore. I was born cynical and red pill.
Only the top 20% make it. Sometimes I think life is just about finding out how to be happy as a bottom 80%er. The closest I've gotten is when I believed in trying my best. I take solace in knowing the 20/80 mating ritual will make evolution faster but then I see chicks fucking retards and I realize letting childish women choose the evolution of mankind is also retarded. I wish my faith in the system could be restored. I guess in the long run it will get fixed in the end the fittest survive.
chazthundergut 7y ago
Alternatively, you could view this as a blessing and an opportunity. You just woke up in a videogame, a videogame where the top 20% of men have sex with all kinds of beautiful women and can create whatever awesome life they can dream up. Right now, your character is in the bottom of the heap, without access to the women or the lifestyle he desires. Good news is, with enough discipline and intelligence and dedication, you can change your character's life dramatically. But not by sitting around complaining about how unfair this game is.
To paraphrase Joe Rogan: Become the hero of your own life's movie. Start right now.
sharp7 7y ago
You're right. Heck I've been top 20% before and some would say I'm top 20% now. But, it just pains me to see so many so miserable. Something about the system just doesn't feel right to me. Maybe this is just a six-sense about the economy that's been fairly common lately. Most people still feel like we are in a recession, or that one will come soon. The current election is just a symptom of how broken the system has become. Both trump and hillary are creepy as fuck and extremes.
I don't know I just can't shake the feeling that something is off. Maybe its just growing pains because society has changed more recently than it has ever. Maybe I've just ran into biased experiences.
8n0n 7y ago
There is a game that sort of demonstrates that; GTA: San Andreas.
BluepillProfessor 7y ago
I know what your thinking. Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill.
The top 20% aint what it used to be. If you are in shape and not a fat fuck that puts you well into the top half right there. If you fake some confidence and learn a smattering of game you can easily make into the lofty top 20% of "Alpha."
sharp7 7y ago
Thats whats so depressing though. You could cure cancer but still not illicit tingles. Its gross.
BluepillProfessor 7y ago
So? Have an AMALT:
You wouldn't have wanted to fuck Madam Curie either so really our base instincts are no worse than theirs. We are just more honest about it and they have used the lies and a pliant society to condition men to expect something different from
womenholy vagina bearers.sharp7 7y ago
Ya exactly. Our genitals are betraying us, it sucks. I feel like it just goes back to the root problem which is society is changing faster than evolution can catch up. Sucks. I wonder if there is any solution...
Maybe the entertainment industrys solution is just to keep society sedated. The people with addictive and shitty behavior get hooked on tv, games etc and stop improving so that they can die off quicker.
human_enquirer 7y ago
Film, eh? What was he shooting on? 35mm, something larger.... maybe a shitty Canon AL-1 or a pentax from a thrift store? Perhaps he bought a full blown Nikon F-5.
Even cool toys will not get you intimacy.
-sr71 7y ago
Digital camera of some sort he fixed the photos in Photoshop. Man the pictures came out amazing.
The guy could be slaying, he was a good photographer there's so many opportunities to game there. He was also in a band, unfortunately he's "such a nice guy and so romantic. His girlfriend moved to a different country and stopped talking to him. He took a plane after her to convince her to come back because he thought she was forced to go against her will" -her words...
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Jesus fucking Christ. Ever hear of a paragraph? Oh. I actually read it. You're a reaction bating troll. Mods? B& plz.
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CrazyHorseInvincible 7y ago
Nah, it's all the trolling that makes you a troll.
Didn't read the rules = Banned.
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I love these mods. Keep up the good work!
bogeyd6 7y ago
Meh, this is a pretty low effort post.
cs_throwawayyy 7y ago
Plot Twist: Your girl has a fetish for dominating big guys and he is fucking her everyday.
DownvotesCatposts 7y ago
Whoa, it's like a double-Beta fakeout.
FlintShaman 7y ago
That's an M.Night level twist right there.
Corndog_Enthusiast 7y ago
But have you seen Signs??? Barely anything happens...
privatejohngarrett 7y ago
I know a guy and a girl who both have a fetish for gigantic people. The guy actually was upset that his gf kept losing weight and told her if she didn't stop he would break up with her. She kept dieting and working out and he dumped her. A mutual friend who worked on his computer and saw his messages and all sorts of fat chick porn sites is how we found out.
RealMcGonzo 7y ago
Is there a way to scrub posts you have read from your memory? TIA.
NightwingTRP 7y ago
Ooooh, stone cold. That's an ice burn.
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An insult straight to his face he took as a compliment. That's how it's done.
sharp7 7y ago
God I get so mad when anyone calls me nice.
CQC3 7y ago
You were so candid about what irritates you.
What a nice guy.
sharp7 7y ago
Hahahahah. Being candid I dont think is nice or mean. You could walk up to someone and call them ugly candidly. Or walk up and tell someone they are cool candidly.
DownvotesCatposts 7y ago
Okay listen. I was right there with you. I hated being called nice because that meant I was a nice guy and whatever chemistry thought I had with a girl was just me reading in to things. Until this one night. I was at a bar with a few friends and to make a long story short it was near the end of the night and she and I had already put back a few shots. The memory is a bit hazy but she said "you're nice" in some context and I stopped, sighed, and said thanks. She then said "What? Being nice isn't a bad thing. It's a very good thing." But I still didn't believe her, and I distanced myself. Had I known then that The Medium Is The Message, and that her proximity to me, her constant eye contact, the way she said it was the actual message, I could've probably taken her home that night. But no - I cockblocked myself because I got hung up on a dumb little word that I was always told was bad. And mutual friends confirmed as much. "Nice Guys Finish Last" except when the tight little Italian cutie in front of you is looking for (what she thinks is) a Nice Guy, wants to keep drinking with this Nice Guy, wants to fuck this Nice Guy.
So don't get triggered by a stupid word like "nice". It's like a hot girl asking you if you're gay. She doesn't think you're gay,it's a shit test to see if you're really that confident in your outfit (which she is clearly noticing).
sharp7 7y ago
Intersting. Iv had similar convos before with people reacting with "being nice isnt bad..." I just didnt believe them and distanced myself. I was hoping you actually fucked her because im still thinking "maybe she was just leading him on to buy drinks" and just agree with the paranoid part of you.
But I guess your right in general that context matters.
DownvotesCatposts 7y ago
Yeah that's the thing. "Being a nice guy isn't bad" is also a common mantra used by women who enjoy the utility of their Beta Orbiters, as well as bluepill Betas themselves to justify their enslavement. They will most adamantly defend this position in front of their girlfriends who don't respect them, their wives who run their lives, or women they won't admit that they want to fuck. The true determining factor is the body language, the context, as I said.
NightwingTRP 7y ago
Probably the butthurt you're showing. Nice guys get mad a lot. Get your IDGAF up to lvl 1 and then see how you're doing.
jb_trp 7y ago
Exactly. NiceGuys give others too much power over them. It's pathetic. The less you're affected by other's opinions of you, their acceptance, their approval, and the more you approve yourself, the more empowered you'll be.
Is it any wonder why everyone (including feminists) loathe NiceGuys? The use so much effort and resources to gain things that don't really matter: Other's acceptance of themselves. It can be in the form of attention, Facebook likes, sex, etc. But in the end it's all the same. Respect can't be purchased, only earned.
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B_Rawb 7y ago
Why? I enjoy being called nice, it means the company I'm keeping hasn't caught on yet. Take it as a compliment.
sharp7 7y ago
You sure? I feel like it means "I can take advantage of you for free." The worst is ehen they say they like you because your nice. And people like that really do mean it. Soon as you stop giving them free attention they get pissed.
B_Rawb 7y ago
It really depends on context, I guess. Personally I think it means you're socially competent enough to not raise any read flags. "I like you because you're nice" is a bit different. Nice is pretty subjective though. Now if someone says "you're always there for me." "You're like a brother to me" then you're likely on the wrong side of the track, especially with a romantic interest.
sharp7 7y ago
True its also just one of the vaguest compliments. Still every time Ive heard it, bad shit happened. And all the times good stuff happened it was never mentioned.
BuddhistSC 7y ago
Not everyone's a sociopath. All of my friends are pretty nice and I'm pretty nice too. Being actually nice isn't the "nice guy" meme. You don't have to be a literal dickhead to be alpha, if you genuinely enjoy being a good person.
edit: As others have said, context/tone are very important.
sharp7 7y ago
True maybe Im overthinking it. I just hate the idea of being called nice just instantly translates to weak for me. Probably just overreacting and being biased. Idk
james-watson 7y ago
The word you're looking for is dignified, or honorable.
Men less than a century ago would be extremely polite, until you disrespected them. Then you'd be dueling for your honor.
"Nice" is a very poorly defined term. In common parlance it means pushover, spineless, or pussified. You can be an honorable man, but that doesn't make you weak.
BuddhistSC 7y ago
Good point. There are much better words -- polite, generous, trustworthy.
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TomFoo 7y ago
I started lurking on neckbeardthings. Fedoras, m'lady, knives, false intellectual obsessions, cargo shorts. It all makes sense now.
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u got mogged by a neckbeard.
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It shocks me how removed from reality this guy is. I feel terrible for him.
FlintShaman 7y ago
Don't. If he blatantly ignores the truth then feel good that there is someone to pay for all of her shit while you fuck her.
SkorchZang 7y ago
Vicious, vicious response. Well done
TissueBabies 7y ago
His reply was so savage it hurt me a little bit.
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anjkh 7y ago
What's sad about doing what you want? He clearly says he's being fullfilling his life this way; who's to say what's fullfilling and what not?
Have you ever considered other ways of life aside of what the newspapers or your social circles tell you? If no.. there's a pill for that, and you're in it.
Welcome.
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greatslyfer 7y ago
Oh god I would have died laughing.
I swear you can't make this shit up.
privatejohngarrett 7y ago
Let's not make assumptions and underestimate neckbeard. She wouldn't tell you if she was blowing him regularly for gifts and money anyway. Some girls have no shame. At the very least this fat fuck probably has cameras set up in her bedroom and in the bathroom. Incidentally, it's definitely bothering you on some level (because you posted and also the tone of your post) so who's really the loser here? Also, a pity fuck is still a fuck, but in reality, you have no idea to what degree she is getting physical with him. You're not actually just taking what she tells you at face value are you?
RobertCarraway 7y ago
Have you ever been bothered by a Neckbeard? Even if they are amusing they are so fucking delusional that it can be irritating.
uh... the neckbeard?
Yeah, actually, he does. If he really has six women on rotation then I guarantee he knows women well enough tell you the exact likelihood of physicality. Unless the girl is way beyond average levels of slutty then there is almost no chance.
privatejohngarrett 7y ago
Pay attention. He stated that the neckbeard has a chance at a pity fuck. If this guy thinks there is even a small possibility that this girl might fuck him, then blowing him on the reg for money/gifts isn't such a leap now, is it? This girl could be every bit the type of slut you described in your last sentence.
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melxer 7y ago
Careful that he doesn't kill you and her while you're doing it, I would.
savoryprunes 7y ago
Wait, are you saying you would kill them if you were the neckbeard orbiter? Or are you saying (in Yoda speak) that you would be careful if you were OP?
FlintShaman 7y ago
Well I don't know what he's saying but I'm saying just make sure he doesn't try to sit on you while you sleep.
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nuesuh 7y ago
I should smile and laugh reading this, I didn't.
Even though that guy is a pathetic mess, I still feel bad for him. His life could have been so different.
Maybe it's nature. That some men falls into this role of eating fastfood, growing neckbeards and orbiting women that exploit their weakness and desires.
Maybe our society is just fucked. Maybe both.
Saintmyname 7y ago
Our society is fucked, no doubt. And she leads him on, no doubt. And I could have been nicer, no doubt. But I couldn't make this asshole see the light if I harnessed a comet.
nuesuh 7y ago
Not saying you should have been nicer, you did the right thing for yourself. No reason to get on bad terms with him. If he wants to think of himself as a stud, let him. If he wants to climb out of the hole he digged for himself he should be able to stumble on TRP or MGTOW or similar.
logicalthinker1 7y ago
"You're such a nice guy."
Damn that was brutal. He's gonna go home and be so happy with himself.
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human_enquirer 7y ago
I've had moments like that in my BP days; another man would validate something I said of did by saying "huaman_enquirer, you're such a nice guy." Even back then it felt weird but assumed I simply didn't know know the finer points of social interraction.
In reality it was more of a case of "if you don't have anything nice to say, say something nice and without substance."
Ahh, the little things in life.
onepill_twopill 7y ago
Man that's just so sad. Put him out of his misery.....
If it were me, I'd tell him this part so he can at least slowly learn the cruelty of the world and have a chance at not becoming her bitch. Alas, I'm not you, so do as you will.
Redasshole 7y ago
Why should he put him out of his misery? Who is this guy to him? He doesn't even know him. He isn't a friend or even an acquaintance. Plus ,the guy clearly views him as an adversary: he used this pathetic sentence because he thought iit would hurt OP.
But even if OP had a reason of helping him, he shouldn't. This guy won't listen. He will go back to SJW and white knight mode and try to harm him in order to get pussy from the girl.
Let that loser in his shit. The best thing that can happen to him is to get completely destroyed by this girl. Only a traumatic event can free one from the BP lies, and I'm sure this guy is BP as fuck.
onepill_twopill 7y ago
Many Red Pilled people started out as this guy. Sure he'll probably white knight ahead regardless, but I'd like less of them in the world, as they do more harm than good for both others and themselves.
Anyway, It's not like it'd be a radical attempt at reforming him, more just throwing a bone he can gnaw on later and perhaps even use to better himself.
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FlintShaman 7y ago
That's the way BP conditioning goes. Take logic away and replace with emotion. The only way they will learn anything is if you lace it full of feels for them.
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I find it kinda funny that you have to break a man so that he can become a better version of himself. Half the community comes here because they hit rock bottom. I guess it does get to a point where you can only go up.
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Youre right. I work with ex military guys and they have very different ways of approaching their work to the other guys
AskYouEverything 7y ago
Hahaha, that's an amazing image
JourneymanTRP 7y ago
He'll still probably be convinced that he can swoop in later.
mp111 7y ago
"I brought you a towel, m'lady."
RobertCarraway 7y ago
"Let me dab his foul stench off your lip, m'lady."
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Hughtub 7y ago
One of my girls recently moved in with me. I'm like 380lbs and have a neck beard. The guy she was with before, who thinks he still has her, is so easy to manipulate to make him think that I'm not actually stealing his girl. I'm a fuckin level 47 WoW player with lots of loot. I have a huge collection of midevil swords that any girl would drip over. I just need to bide my time and start wearing the right fedora hat that will make her mine.
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Squeezymypenisy 7y ago
He is not his bro though? He is just some random guy. None of these guys on here are your bros either.
KartagoPill 7y ago
Who gives you right to tell orders?
Internet is tool and that betabitch didn't used it. It's his fault.
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favours_of_the_moon 7y ago
You're supposed to say, "I just get her pussy, but YOU get her LOVE." And then act all broken hearted.
yizolo 7y ago
When I see guys like this I want to help them. I want to explain the things they don't understand. Then I realize it's not going to work. They want to keep believing that this is the best they can do. They don't have to work hard. They just have to believe that it will all work out. It's not until they are broken that they can be rebuilt.
It's the same with lifting. I'd rather tell guys I just got lucky with genetics and have a high metabolism than tell them I'm in the gym 6 days a week moving steel and limiting the junk I shove down my gullet to look like I do.
JourneymanTRP 7y ago
If you get to 400lbs without 'breaking' I don't see any hope.
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idontwanttostart 7y ago
This is upsetting. I feel if it wasn't for luck, I would've been that guy... Fuck. Yeah. It ain't gonna go away. The anger.
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I was expecting a picture of the Space Shuttle.
skittles_man 7y ago
It's amazing to see this stuff in action. There is nothing more insufferable than a white knight defending his fair maiden's honor. Shit man, I've had my fair share of issues, which led me to TRP; but I never orbited a chick. Keep doing God's work by fucking her, he'll eventually wake up and his breakfast will taste sweeter and all that shit.
ThrowyMcGruder 7y ago
At 400 lbs I bet his breakfast already tastes pretty sweet.
evilpuke 7y ago
I have. Looking back it was pretty much verbatim of what everybody says on here of red pill theory. I was a being an emotional crutch and I was never more than a friend and would never be anything else.
wiseprogressivethink 7y ago
Yeah, I've been there. Pity fucks are a real thing, actually. Exceedingly rare, though.
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wiseprogressivethink 7y ago
Eh, not in detail.
Basically, I was the world's biggest beta orbiter/emotional tampon for this slutty chick when we were both teenagers, and I guess in order to quell my endless mewling (and to keep up my false hopes that she'd eventually be with me) she threw me the occasional BJ. She usually would do it right around the time I started talking to another girl, so I'm not even entirely sure it counts as pity head; it may have been some weird form of beta dread game. I dunno. All I know is that as soon as the act was completed, she wasn't at all interested in kissing/cuddling/holding hands; she wanted the "relationship" back at completely platonic, stat.
darkrood 7y ago
TIL: platonic friends give occasional BJ
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wiseprogressivethink 7y ago
She was a very "giving" gal...
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You should get her to complain to him about how "theres no nice guys any more"
taracus 7y ago
Im not sure Im completely following your post, one of your plates moved in with an orbiter and everybody in the story are aware of the fact that you are sleeping with her (including other women)?
To be honest I would have been a bit put off by sleeping with a woman I know just blew a 400 pound neckbeard to have a roof over her head or am I missing something?
August12th 7y ago
If she could find a 400lb mans dick I would just be impressed and so would everyone else involved
SPICY_BUTT_MILK 7y ago
Simple roommate situation, sounds like.
taracus 7y ago
This makes sense, I think the whole "she is with me" comment made me think she was actually "with" him.
TheRedLadle 7y ago
That's how I initially read it.
It was probably more along the lines of, "yeah you two are a 'thing', but look who she chose to live with out of us two - looks like me and her will be a 'thing' soon"
akolyteofthecentury 7y ago
In his mind they were together, she just didnt know it yet. He had it all figured out: the big "I love you too, have forever. Oh how could i not see it for so long?", the proposal, wedding, kids, growing old together - the kind of disney-esque shit.
Much like a girl who will break up with you and let you know a few days/weeks/months later when she's all set to hit that big ol' "EJECT" button, only in reverse.
PlanB_pedofile 7y ago
Gah.... the whole co habitate with female that you are not fucking... such cuckery.
Poor sap will be with his ponies and warcraft while this chick is getting anal from dudes she met at a bar.
I know living is tough these days, but i would live out of my car than with a woman roommate
SPICY_BUTT_MILK 7y ago
Hell, I was thinking it's weird on her part for willingly living with this fucko. I think we need to get a look at this chick.
Uptonogood 7y ago
All I heard from friends who had girls as roommates at some point in tiime, is that they can be disgustingly unhigienic. Hearing the dude talk about it was like he went through a warzone or something.
God_Mode_Challenge 7y ago
Get ready for this one...Liked a girl, told her, got rejected, took at job with her anyway, asked her to move in with me cuz maybe she will get to know and love me right?!, girl proceeds to fuck new boyfriend in my house and phone him on the bus to work everyday while sitting next to me. Yet I still watched netflix with her most nights after work and did back rubs. That was a different life though. This sub literally changed the course of my life more than any other factor.
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detachedbymarriage 7y ago
I don't see the big deal.
You have the boundaries, have nothing to do with her other than share bills, who gives a shit if the roommate is male or female?
As long as she doesn't get in the way what you bring home or turn you into a emotional tampon, you're good.
FlintShaman 7y ago
I have to agree with you on this one. I see no issue with it unless she try to turn you into BoyfriendLite. If she starts trying to pull that shit then uproot and GTFO. She can find her cuck somewhere else.
Donuteater780 7y ago
Realistically, you do tend to interact with people who you live with. I hate having other people in the house if you don't talk to them much.
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Not everyone hates women as much as you do I guess. Shit, in college I lived with 3 sorority girls in a house for one summer. They were shit talkers and annoying as hell at times, but it wasn't such a bad scenario. We would party together, and I had a lot of fun. Sure I didn't bang any of them, but it's not like I didn't bang their friends. Perhaps that's "cuckery" (nice meme btw), but fucking your roommates sounds like a shit show.
PlanB_pedofile 7y ago
Mostly the annoyance factor. Dealing with the chick drama even if you only use the place to sleep.
I never roommated like that unless it was a relationship.
To each their own I guess. My age showing again.
Donuteater780 7y ago
Don't screw the crew. Ever.
darkrood 7y ago
Whoa, is that a new code?
Bro before ho.
Don't screw the crew.
Seriously, put a short principle post with all these snappy codes
jb_trp 7y ago
The beauty of the situation for her is that she doesn't have to touch him with a 10-foot pole to get the things that she wants. They're just "friends" (AKA he's her emotional tampon, provides financial support, etc.).
JourneymanTRP 7y ago
I'm assuming she's a long term low maintenance lay. Those are good to keep in your back pocket, who cares if they blow the comic-book guy for an apartment to stay in.
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Squeezymypenisy 7y ago
The only blowjob he is getting is in his waifu fantasies.
Neuermann 7y ago
What is this waifu I keep seeing?
Squeezymypenisy 7y ago
Its a meme I saw on 4chan. Basically like body pillows and fake computer females that are often thought of as a "wife." For some really neckbeard types, they become real enough.
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spurdosparade 7y ago
Waifu is when a grown up man have a relationship with a fictional 2d character, usually from animes. It's like a wife, but in your head. Sometimes they buy a pillow of the said anime girl to sleep with.
source: me, reformed omega-otaku
GetBenttt 7y ago
Sounds like a form of psychosis to me
dr_warlock 7y ago
Never ever tell this story to anyone. Ever.
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Neuermann 7y ago
Kind of like the Dr from Archer? That's pretty funny.
JourneymanTRP 7y ago
Exactly like that except without the 3d projection and it's usually in at least somewhat of a joking manner. Usually..
Grimsterr 7y ago
Sounds like she's living with but not fucking him. If so he's no longer just an orbiter, he's more like a full on moon. Trapped for eternity in her magnetic pull.
WAFC 7y ago
She's living with him and not telling anyone she's fucking him. He seems to think they're together in some capacity. Listening to her actions, I'd say there's a better than decent chance they do something sexual.
Docbear64 7y ago
I get how you could see the scenario this way but as a former blue pill gent I can definitely tell you that when you are starved of a womans' attention it doesn't take much for you to claim " ownership" . At one point my ex girlfriend had me as an orbiter and was dating a guy she cheated on me with . I was so deluded that the fact she had late night conversations with me , asked me to defend her honor when some creep was calling her phone ( her actual Cheat partner / boyfriend was not masculine just different and couldn't be intimidating) , and gave me quiet "I love you"'s in secret while posting about how much she adored the new guy fed my male hamster thoroughly.
I was so consumed by the idea that ANY attention still made her mine that I couldn't see that clearly I was just a nice little compliment to the dude she actually wanted . Never underestimate blue pill conditioning .
As a logical man it's hard to believe how foregone and deluded a beta can be but having lived on both sides of the spectrum i KNOW just how desperate a beta can be . I think it comes from not understanding women at all and on top of that not having experience with women .
Acts of exploitation ( from women ) are seen as being protecting and coming across as a worthy guy ( to blue pill men) . That's why they revile alphas and red pill mentalities so much , when you try to buy off a woman with kindness and chivalry and then this smooth talking muscular asshole sweeps in uses her up and spits her out it makes no sense at all from a blue pill mindset . so they ascribe mystery and women just being overruled by their emotions when the fact of the matter is women love to fuck hot interesting men and betas are typically neither..
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JourneymanTRP 7y ago
Or that he's so pathetic he won't bother her for sex at all.
recoveringPHPDev 7y ago
To be fair though, a lot of niceguys don't know the difference between being with someone and orbiting them. Or at the very least they think that orbiting is stage 0 of a relationship.
FlintShaman 7y ago
When in reality it's like stage -5
recoveringPHPDev 7y ago
It's stage √(-1). Imaginary.
FlintShaman 7y ago
Stage i bro. Gotta love them imaginary numbers, like his imaginary sexlife.
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At 400lb it's not magnetism, it's gravity.
Grimsterr 7y ago
Wouldn't that make HER the orbiter? :D
Donuteater780 7y ago
It could be like Pluto and Charon. They basically orbit as a pair around the sun.
kinklianekoff 7y ago
maybe she is above 400 lbs.
Grimsterr 7y ago
OP got some splainin to do!
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the_number_2 7y ago
There's no room for science in metaphors.
Godtiermasturbator 7y ago
All I know is, the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
DroppinHadjisLandR 7y ago
The earth doesn't even orbit around the sun so wtf?
Donuteater780 7y ago
Hey Pope Urban VIII, what are you doing out of your tomb?
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runikepisteme 7y ago
as a former fat guy . I can confirm this .
Ifuckinglovepron 7y ago
I cant imagine a decent girl living with a 400lb neckbeard even for free rent. I'm gonna guess she is a 5 or below and trashy.
Scrubstepcat 7y ago
My mom was a solid 8, had me at a super young age and left my (already well off) Dad for a super rich 400lb neckbeard
butiwasdrunk 7y ago
did you just rate your own mom on a scale?
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enjoyit7 7y ago
More money less competition time to swing branches.
teeelo 7y ago
See, it's people like you that I want to hear more from.
It's like you got a crash course in TRP at an early age.
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schmolch 7y ago
I can't decide whether girls are evil for doing this to a guy or just pitiful because they can't be alone. Is it both? Whatever, thank you
goduniverse for not making me a woman.God_Mode_Challenge 7y ago
upvote for not believing in god
Saintmyname 7y ago
Some clarification for all: he may be more like 375. She looks like a typical big asses Latin pornstar but is white (I don't rank women by numbers). She is probably the third hottest of the six women I'm fucking . He is always with her when she goes out. Always! He keeps telling me to treat her right like this chick is actually dating me. She also has an ex fiancee she regularly fucks. I do not care what she does or who she does. I'm sorry if the post lacked details. I
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You cannot show a person the red pill, for they are not ready to be unplugged. They must find it themselves when the time has come and there is a strong desire for change.
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KartagoPill 7y ago
Everybody can find redpill on net.
Elfclan30 7y ago
Edit: this post reminds me this really, really old copy pasta.
I'm an Alpha male.
And girls want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasnos you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that? Yeah, I'm fucking her.
The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly asks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish? Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.
The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?
Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me? And what's more? I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you you pathetic fuck. Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going tofuck6 ways from sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at hardees, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to cum on her face before you get those lips near it.
And the biggest reason I laugh? It's not me doing all this. It's the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and dissapear, and all that emo bullshit? You're triggering her "Don't fuck" instinct something feirce. You're a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? Feel free to buy her a new computer and help her decorate her apartment, you're great for that. But her baby-maker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can. She needs it, on a primal level you'll never get to see first hand, even if you do get a chance to fuck her. Sooner or later one of them will lay back and spread their legs, but you won't see any hunger in their eyes. They won't beg you to love them forever and make them yours. You won't know what it's like to see her animal side needing you as much as she needs to eat and breath.
And she's cheating on you, I promise that. When she sits around quiet and uncomfortable, acting irritable and irrational towards you, wanting you to just back away and leave her alone, it's not her period. It's because I haven't called her for a day or two and her instincts are telling her to go find me. The primitive section of her brain doesn't want to risk smelling like another man when she gives herself to me, she wants me to know she's completely mine. We do things together she tells you she never would. Her pooper? Mine. I want to give her a facial? of course. I want her to suck the cum out of my dick, even though I just finished pumping away at her ass? she's never going to tell me no. She doesn't WNAT to tell me no. She wants me to know she'll do anything it takes to keep me. She'll rim my ass while she's down there sucking me off if it means pleasing me. She'll drink my cum from a shotglass. She'll wear a buttplug when we go out to dinner. She'll sleep handcuffed to my headboard. Anything.
And then she'll go home to you and tell you she's not in the mood today. I'd say you should become an hero, but you being aruond makes her want a real man all the more, so keep ***ging it up emo bitches, I'll keep that pussy warm while you're crying in the corner.
Kwantuum 7y ago
Do know that unlike a lot of people before me I appreciate your copy pasta.
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GIGANTIC_NIGGER_DICK 7y ago
Ah. I miss the good old days of 4chan.
zxDanKwan 7y ago
That's an awful long and detailed, potentially even motivating, reply from a guy who supposedly wants to keep the status quo.
Hope you don't feel the need to promote your lifestyle this hard in the real world. Not very alpha at all, just braggadocious.
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yeahisaid 7y ago
You're an alpha male that watches anime?
Elfclan30 7y ago
haha, it's just a really really old copy pasta...nothing wrong with watching anime, though.
FlintShaman 7y ago
Alpha enjoys what he enjoys and doesn't give a shit what others think.
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TryDoingSomethingNew 7y ago
That scenario was so cringe-worthy it belongs in a "cringe thread" along with photos of Bronies, fat neckbeards with swords, and 12 yr old boys white-knighting over at 4chan.org /Random. Basically, the most cringey stuff that exists.
Almost makes my stomach hurt just reading it, lol.
Honestly I don't know how you held in the laughter. That's just TOO much not to laugh!
SadGenius 7y ago
Your post is actually pretty cringey itself.
TryDoingSomethingNew 7y ago
That doesn't even make any sense
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ConfessionsofaLurker 7y ago
Look at the CEOs. The presidents. Hell, even the bro at the gym. They all share at least one thing in common. They don't orbit people. If anything, they orbit a higher power, wether that be money, power, or gains. Some even themselves. If you orbit someone, you are relinquishing your life to the thing you orbit. You give away your control and stability, and the best men don't do that.
JourneymanTRP 7y ago
One of my plates told me that the reason she was enamored with me was because I "wasn't above the influence" but that I "was the influence"
This kind of fits in.
ColdEiric 7y ago
That's an excellent and clean way to explain TRP without outing yourself as a redpiller.
You should give your plate a cookie, or something, for that comment.
Klokinator 7y ago
If I had money, you'd have reddit gold. That's a fantastic life philosophy.
The_DogeWhisperer 7y ago
The lounge is absolutely useless. Don't give money to a website that would shut us down the second they had a good enough reason.
Klokinator 7y ago
This (shitty) website gives you a popular platform to spread your views.
The_DogeWhisperer 7y ago
And they make ad revenue off of it. Welcome to the free market
SPICY_BUTT_MILK 7y ago
So a nice framing hammer, or a sweet beer fridge in my shop.
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fuck.
This is fucking vicious, I love it.
If I were you, I'd piss myself from laughing so much.
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He's having the last laugh because he probably fucked her Atleast once
Saintmyname 7y ago
I hope to god he has. All that time and money...
Bielzabutt 7y ago
These are the types of guys that end up committing suicide. At least he'll be there to be her emotional tampon so it won't come your direction at all.
Swanksterino 7y ago
ooo, did you have to call him a nice guy? that just seems egregious.
Saintmyname 7y ago
I don't think he cared. He was so happy.
aanarchist 7y ago
you shoulda just told him, throw a bro a bone. surely if you were him you'd want the bone.
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privatejohngarrett 7y ago
If he has money, it doesn't matter how fat he is. Women will take him more seriously than a good looking guy with no money.
Jaereth 7y ago
Different types of women. Who would you rather attract? Those who are looking for a provider they think they can lock down or those who are just looking for the hottest guy they can fuck?
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You mean like single moms thinking they're hot and still good catches?
JourneymanTRP 7y ago
This wildebeest at my old workplace told me she was pretty good looking for her age.
She was about 50 years old, 400 pounds, could barely walk, literally had to be sent home for shitting her pants on multiple occasions when she couldnt make it to the bathroom, face covered in moles and liver spots, and usually had the scent of McDonalds still hovering around her from whenever she last ate.
I wanted to tell her she didn't even look good for her weight class.
ColdEiric 7y ago
HAHAHAHA! This world hasn't got enough of people like you.
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Holy dogshit, I don't have anything comparable to that. Shitting herself...
MGHOW_ATL 7y ago
With a straight face and sincere tone? Give this man the Oscar!
Banned_For_Opinion 7y ago
My immediate response to this situation is to get angry with the female for being so shallow and cavalier, but you can always trace the roots back to some sad pathetic lump of "man" that enables such behavior.
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