Ran out for a quick drink after work with a natural. If I told him I was on the executive committee of a learned masculinity forum he would laugh as he would surely think Im joking.
Anyway, 3 women joined us at the bar and we exhanged pleasantries for a few moments when my bud needed the restroom.
The Shitlord carefully took off his suit jacket and hung it expertly on the back of his chair. Speaking to only me, he said.
"Hitting the head. Dont let these bitches touch my jacket"
The women's jaws dropped. Cue the feigned outrage :
"Did he mean us?? Are you kidding? Who does he think he is???"
Well it was absolutely predictable. When he got back All 3 were searching for his attention and approval Hair flipping, tits jutted out, touching his arms etc.
Hakametal 7y ago
You were out with Trump, weren't you.
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Silverandgold2 7y ago
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Best joke i have seen all week!
rossiFan 7y ago
I'd love to go to one of his parties.
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your salty politics belong in another sub
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rossiFan 7y ago
You really don't have an original thought, do you?
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genesisofman 7y ago
"Know a lot of people" aka read it on CNN
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rossiFan 7y ago
Did you graduate HS? Didn't think so.
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RedAnachronism 7y ago
He's an extremely capable scrumbag. There's no denying he's good at shaping his own reality - that's about as alpha as it gets.
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rossiFan 7y ago
So I guess when the economy turns around, are you going to turn down a great job because it's his great economy? Probably.
Seexybeast6969 7y ago
Do you honestly believe he's going to bring jobs
rossiFan 7y ago
He already has. He's shaping the world, and he hasn't even been sworn in, yet.
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thetotalpackage7 7y ago
The reason you suck with women is because only pussies and homos voted for Clinton. Which are u?
Seexybeast6969 7y ago
Or people with mental capacity
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I've never seen so many dislikes for a redpill comment before (don't jinx it on me you guys) XD!!!
oblivioustoobvious 7y ago
Are you saying Trump has game or Trump is mysoginistic?
Edit: I'm retarded for asking a question here.
RedAsBlood 7y ago
You are on the wrong sub if you are asking about mysogyny.
Omnibrad 7y ago
"At this point, what difference does it make?"
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SlappaDaBayssMon 7y ago
You didn't ask a question, you make a snide comment with a question mark on the end.
But let's assume you were actually asking a question in good faith.
Do you think a charismatic, 6'3" billionaire with a "take no shit attitude" either:
A.) Has game.
B.) Is the Supreme leader of the patriarchy and literally hates women.
BiteAndThrow 7y ago
A supreme leader of the patriarchy would hate women as much as he would hate his car or watch, or his other property. So that's not a good comparison.
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menial_optimist 7y ago
High SMV = This works on bar chicks Not High SMV = "Omg what a loser" they walk off
High smv is key
blackedoutfast 7y ago
having an attitude where you regularly say shit like this gives you a high SMV.
obvs everything works better if you're a 6'4" low bf% underwear model with a perfect jawline. but it can take a lot of work and a lot of time for a typical dude to significantly increase his SMV through things like exercise and diet. even then there's always some limit to how physically attractive you can become.
but it takes zero effort to become a god-tier asshole. you can go out today and start saying shit like this and your SMV will instantly increase.
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Ozymanberg 7y ago
Agreed. It really does wonders for your game.
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Yes but SMV isnt just abs and good hair.
The brash, unafraid- to -piss -a girl- off attitude is refreshing to women bored to tears with the faggotry ass kissing for a sniff of pink
StoicBeard 7y ago
Yeah but what are your friend's stats? Does he lift? (height,weight)
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Was banging a so called "feminist" back in the day. I told her that I'm smarter then her, she asked why and I said it was because I was a guy. Never seen her so pissed but literally 20 minutes later she is cooking me a meal and sucking my cock. Will never forget that funny lesson.
trapaik 7y ago
"Because I'm a guy" Lmao, gonna use this one on a feminist.
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I pulled it off last night again just for shits and giggles and it was hilarious. The two woman I was with started saying how they disliked feminism to the one girl who is a feminist. Best shit ever.
johnbranflake 7y ago
The best cognitive dissonance is banging an "empowered" feminist in the most dominating fashion and watching their brain explode from enjoying it so much
TheeRyanGrey 7y ago
watching their bodies fight their minds is hilarious
I've never had nastier, kinkier, more wild sex than with feminist women.
holy shit they have no limits
SMGPthrowaway 7y ago
The fact that a lot of us has this experience says a lot.
Second best head I've had is from a feminist liberal (the first the girl would get drunk and wouldn't have a gag reflex, kinda no contest).
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Brian exploding is a lot of credit for them. It's what they do every day and still think the same. I love them for how god damn submissive they want to be. It's like all this "power" they got is wanting to be taken away. What a world.
johnbranflake 7y ago
Polling shows that women are less happy now than they were in the 70s when most women were stay at home moms. They need to try to take power from men as a societal shit test but they don't actually want us to give it to them.
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Calling me a derogatory name to get my attention is a huge turn off.
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too bad for you I would give zero fucks because you are easily replaceable.
you thought you were special!
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lol ikr these hoes think they're special
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It's also just a funny thing to say in general
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The_BitterTruth 7y ago
Hitting the head? Ex Military? That's some navy/marine shit right there.
hiphoprising 7y ago
Idk I've got army/Air Force in my family and they say the same thing
Toussant 7y ago
This is where the thread turns into another subreddit. I've seen and done it before. Just get the definition and return to how this dude got competition from 3 strangers at a bar.
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Meterus 7y ago
Is that also where the poop deck is?
zyk0s 7y ago
Funnily enough, the toilet on a ship is at the opposite side of the poop deck. That's why it's called "head".
Gawernator 7y ago
Were you British navy? Never heard flats or dick in US navy though most American military jargon was taken from British
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HobbesTheBrave 7y ago
Can you translate this to civilian?
Occams_Stubble 7y ago
"The "head" aboard a Navy ship is the bathroom. The term comes from the days of sailing ships when the place for the crew to relieve themselves was all the way forward on either side of the bowsprit, the integral part of the hull to which the figurehead was fastened."
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zyk0s 7y ago
"Head" is actual a naval term for the toilet on a vessel, it's not strictly military.
0xdada 7y ago
Was about to say, does nobody here actually sail?
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HobbesTheBrave 7y ago
Orders, ways how things are done, basic maintenance, everything need to be understood. They need to be taught. Just as kids needs to be taught by parents.
You're an officer, or something, aren't you? Because the talk the grunts talk here at TRP/MRP, it isn't as perceptive as your is.
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scissor_me_timbers00 7y ago
What branch? And did you like it? I'm considering enlisting navy or marines.
Invisible_Stud 7y ago
If you want the Suck and to change yourself for the best, join the Marines. If you want way more opportunities when you get out with the best benefits while youre in and when you get out, go Navy. Source: Am Marine.
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TyrannyVengeance 7y ago
"So do it long enough to move one, but not long enough to have no more options."
Another version of my life motto. "Fuck or walk."
Not: "Fuck until you can no longer walk." (Although in the right context... )
Advice like this mans is why I come here. ^^^
scissor_me_timbers00 7y ago
Yeah I'm not gonna start a family in there haha. I'm about to turn 28 so I'd be in from 28-32. Don't know if I want to come out of the military with questionable job skills at 32 and have to start over (cuz I don't want to be a military lifer).
So did you like living on a boat and traveling the world? What was your military job?
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cdhunt6282 7y ago
Marine/navy slang for bathroom.
Marines/Navy = head
Army = latrine
Chair force = master bath ensuite
UniversalFapture 7y ago
Chairforce?
What about TSgt John Chapman, SrA Jason Cunningnham, SSgt Rober Gutierrez, SrA Mark Forester, etc... Anyone who is dumb enough to think there is a distinction in manhood and the branch you serve is not worth speaking to.
AmlanceJockey 7y ago
Type this into google: "define joke"
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cdhunt6282 7y ago
Hey guy, lighten up. If you had served you'd know we all make fun of each other. We all know the air force does good work. It's just inter-branch competitiveness
UniversalFapture 7y ago
I see. No, i want to serve and have family who's done it. I just dont like the military to be taken as a joke
cdhunt6282 7y ago
Haha I can dig it. Most people that have been in have a love/hate relationship with it. Most of the shit we do is retarded, but I honestly don't regret it at all and a lot of guys feel the same way
UniversalFapture 7y ago
Yeah. "I only do it for the monies" is a major pet peeve. Fuck that.
Its whatever. I hate people
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cdhunt6282 7y ago
That's most people now tbh. Shit, I joined mostly for college and now I'm back and I realized college is dumb
Silverandgold2 7y ago
lol, ya, these interactions are always so predictable.
It becomes child's play after while.
Though i would add, to pull it off, you should be at least modestly attractive.
You don't even need to be that great, women's view of a mans attractiveness is easy to sway.
But you do need some degree of good looks, even if your just average. Attraction for women comes from the mental, much more so then men. You can really alter how they view your "looks" but altering how they view as a person. But you do need some good looks to back it up.
However. For all you know, he might be one of your fellow executive's and you don't even know it.
Though really guys, it's not that hard, just don't feel sorry for women. That's it. Don't... Feel... Sorry... For... Them.
What did that guy in your story do? He didn't feel sorry for them. So he stopped caring what they think.
Cue the feigned outrage!
Of course then they crave your attention.... And you all know the rest.
I never felt sorry for women, so, i never cared what they thought. A bit of good looks, knowing i had options, and that's all i ever needed.
It is easy guy's, honestly.
Rhythmic 7y ago
This is an example of a signal that cannot be faked.
You either do this with full conviction or you 'die.'
You don't really die, but you are found out as 'fake' and the angry pussy scratches your eyes out.
Ugh, text is a lousy medium. I don't mean to 'scare' you, not one bit. Actually, I'm quite amused ...
What I'm trying to say is that you really need the right attitude with this ...
6ix_ 7y ago
I like your writing style. I could actually hear you in my head.
Rhythmic 7y ago
Yeaaaah, that felt GOOD!
My ego is melting like hot butter. Could you say this once again?
An army of people having my thoughts loop in their heads. Kinda nice. I never planned this, but now that it's happening, I don't object.
Being aware of one's ego helps to keep it in check. We men tend to easily fall for ass-kissing, and this is a major weakness.
I appreciate your feedback. I'm trying.
Thanks dude.
TheRedStoic 7y ago
I had my really nice leather jacket, it's zipper got busted because some fatty decided to try it on from the closet.
Believe me he's right to say this. Bitches will help themselves to everything and anything if you don't say no.
They don't even make that specific bomber anymore /sigh
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I wasn't going to say it was you but thanks for the drinks bud
TheRedStoic 7y ago
Anything for a recognized bro. And doubly thanks for no names/location. I truly appreciate it.
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empatheticapathetic 7y ago
Clippings of newspaper articles from 9/12/01
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Number closed the one with tight sweater
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Guess he wasn't a natural after all. F CLOSE OR BUST.
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I specifically used it that time to piss off RPanonynmoose
totes worked!!
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Hell yeah brah. I like you. We should totally go out and sarge some HB traps and fuck close dome LAHB 10s; watch out for AMOGs though brah; I got your six
Hotdawg179 7y ago
You sound really fun.
Can you teach me what those super cool words mean, bro?
tubarao312 7y ago
And they also hamster over what's in the jacket if you have pockets and word it correctly, looks like a great strategy
TheRedPillMan1 7y ago
I don't think it's a good strategy. OP said the guy was a natural alpha so he could pull it off. If a normal guy does it he may sound offensive instead of cocky. That's the power of being a natural alpha
TangoZulu 7y ago
The only difference between "offensive" and "cocky" (confident) is how you handle their reaction. The women in the example tried to act offended, but instead he came off as alpha and desirable because he (presumably) held frame and didn't buy into their shit test over it.
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slightly offensive is better than boring.
Boredom is the opposite of attraction
Alth12 7y ago
Yep it's all about tone and body language. The words are a distant third place. Human communication 101.
justj6sh 7y ago
Agreed. You can get away with saying just about anything if you say it in the right tone and you guys are reading each others body language and facial expressions.
shroomsonpizza 7y ago
We really are animals in that way. I look at body language way more than listen to her words. She can call me an asshole all day long but her eyes tell me a different story every time.
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I truly think that a lot of the things that get reported here as "asshole behavior" are just funny shit to say in a bar setting.
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IAlwaysBeCoding 7y ago
Stochastic Gradient Descent is always right
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Operations research/optimization reference, I see what you did there.
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Try it and report back
What have you got to lose? Project that you are the fucking greatest.
Women dont know and cant tell so they look to these cues
TheRedPillMan1 7y ago
I guess I could try it with strangers. If it backfires I'll just run for cover :-).
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yumyumgivemesome 7y ago
The added bonus is that he showed superiority over you. He gave you an assignment while he was gone. How did you respond to him or the girls when he said that? What did the girls say to you while he was gone -- mostly bitching about his cockiness while feigning disinterest?
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If that happened, it wasnt intended. He was trying to be funny for my benefit
failingtheturingtest 7y ago
I got that sense from what you wrote. Not that it was intended, but that it would be an outcome. Also not in a way that put you down, but simply one that put the attention clearly on him while he was gone and left you as a prop.
edit: also the sense that this guy is fun to be around. That's maybe the real win there.
Having two with similar attitudes can help as long as you go with the rule of "yes and...". You support each other's antics and then get your turn. Can help build push/pull if you mix up who is being arrogant at which time.
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coffee_and_lumber 7y ago
You're pretty much dead on. Once you are in that zone, you can say, do, and get away with things you'd never have dreamed of before. High SMV and a couple big heavy balls and it's a pussy playground out there.
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nomorelulu 7y ago
The second you start thinking/talking like this, you've already lost.
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The pill goes down bitter and sometimes slowly. Sometimes you retch but its impossibe to ever go back
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you feel SMV isnt high enough and you throw out a neg and then what?
you get rejected by a bitch?
So fucking what! Happens to me all the time and Im Shawn Beachbody
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Senorbubbz 7y ago
The thing about SMV is that a large part of it is what you believe it to be.
They look to you and your own self-esteem to get a read on it.
Brett Beachbody could be rocking a 10-pack shirtless at the bar, but also be slouching and looking around nervously with generally bad body language. The only women who'd approach that guy are autists who can't read social cues.
Your SMV is basically 80% self confidence and how you project it.
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lol, I mean you could do that....
AmlanceJockey 7y ago
Lmao. I'm gonna open with this.
"Hey, my name is Kyle, don't touch my jacket bitch"
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Do it 10x...at least 2 will have a good outcome. 4 if you look !like me
justj6sh 7y ago
As long as you have good delivery I see this working. You've instantly created a little in joke.
Auvergnat 7y ago
The only difference between a natural and a "learned" alpha is that the first one didn't learn. If you practice TRP until your mindset and attitude both reflect PRIZE mentality, abundance mentality, outcome independence & assuming-the-sale mentality without even thinking about it anymore, then there'll be no visible differences between you and a "natural". And newbies will assume you're a natural.
Rhythmic 7y ago
... consciously.
We humans are learning machines - especially kids whose natural curiosity hasn't been stifled by a misplaced pride of being 'smart.'
'Naturals' learned 'by osmosis' without realizing that they were learning - just like we all learn to stand, talk and walk.
After a certain age, learning becomes conscious. From this point forward a willingness is required to question what we thought we knew.
SeemedGood 7y ago
It's all learned. The only real difference is when and how you learned it. What folks around here call "natural" alphas are really just guys who learned it early through careful observation (ie when and how they were supposed to learn it) as opposed to the rest of us who learned/are learning it later after having to be awakened from deep BP slumber by horrendous experiences.
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I think they learned it before they even remember by such things as a strong dad, sisters, or female friends.
utbygbg 7y ago
not true my natural personality fits what a lot of guys on here call alpha i never learned anything i just visit this sub because i find some of these stories to be entertaining i don't consider myself red pill i reject the idea that women are all likely going to cheat just because a better looking or richer or more alpha acting guy with better games comes along and i reject the whole nonsense idea that women don't truly love men and it's all just some selfish mating dynamic thing but i do like how you people point out that there are plenty of horrible women in the world instead of the blue pill nonsense of women all being great people or whenever they do bad it's a mans fault i also like how you point out how the whole be a gentleman to get girls thing is bullshit
SeemedGood 7y ago
Your "natural personality" is a result of your experiences and observations (ie learned).
-TriggerWarning 7y ago
I'm not a fan of periods, but you need some.
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Deep BP slumber by horrendous experiences
Im debating pointing this
caP1taL1sm 7y ago
It's definitely the way most people discover TRP I'm sure.
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I learned game from the men who were fucking my wife
caP1taL1sm 7y ago
Pretty late in the game of life I'd say
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best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago.
the next best time is NOW
caP1taL1sm 7y ago
True that man. Everyone thinks that -- I think that 6 years ago when I started college. Still pretty painful knowing now what I missed out on with "the best years of your life"
tubarao312 7y ago
Exactly, and we are better then alphas in some ways, since we can explain our train of thinking to aspiring-to-be alphas. I think both a natural and a Red Pill Alpha can pull my strategy off
Auvergnat 7y ago
Roosh would say learned is better than natural because the day the natural's attractive qualities fade away (looks, status), he just won't understand what's happening and spiral down into oblivion.
coffee_and_lumber 7y ago
The male version of The Wall.
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Jonnywest 7y ago
If you're worried about offending, you could try a lesser word than "bitch". Don't let these hobos touch my jacket. plebs. nobodies. etc.
TangoZulu 7y ago
If you're worried about offending, you're doing it wrong. It's the complete IDGAF attitude that makes it work.
Akela_hk 7y ago
I use "peasants" if I happen to be around SJW. Most women just take it when I refer to them as bitches.
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coffee_and_lumber 7y ago
I don't know, I like "hobos".
Or maybe "tramps".
pm_me_trp_advice 7y ago
Can you please go into a little bit more detail about the learned masculinity forum? Is there such a thing?
patrice_plz_come_bac 7y ago
Ahaaa!
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El_Shakiel 7y ago
Was expecting to get Rick Rolled... Im sad now.
patrice_plz_come_bac 7y ago
Go be sad somewhere else then
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CallMeBanjo 7y ago
Literally lol'd at "executive community"
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TangoZulu 7y ago
The jacket doesn't matter; in film parlance it's a "MacGuffin", simply a prop to propel the characters forward. It worked because it immediately positioned the guy as higher status than the girls, and they had to then prove their worth to him instead of the other way around.
ETA: In response to your "Lord/Cupbearer" question, the key is to not talk to down to the other guys. Asking his friend to keep them away from his jacket isn't an order to a subordinate if you treat the other guy as an equal. You want to position your friends as just as high status as yourself. For one, it's implied social proof. High status people don't hang out with low status people. Two, it shows confidence that you're not threatened by other high status men. And three, it keeps the guys on your side instead of turning them against you to game the women. With true Abundance Mentality, you don't need to talk down the other guys to get women, you've got as many women as you want already. When guys compete against other guys, it comes from desperation. Don't fall into that trap.
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Paid_Internet_Troll 7y ago
Too talky. Too nerdy. Too needy.
TangoZulu 7y ago
His objective wasn't to protect his space and get the women to leave. If it was, your example would probably work and chase them away, albeit with much less style.
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Dude your drawing an imaginary line. I trust you as my equal to guard my made up valuable. It's a prop to knock the women off guard, now they are on the defensive rather then feeling like the hottest bitch in the room. It's all about the delivery as he: first set up his wingman as equal, second Jedi mind tricks the bitches, and broke the ice as ownership of the situation (frame statement). It's all in the delivery.
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It's just funny, man.
You didn't get the immediate humor in it?
Heck, I think your phrases are maybe even funnier.
"Kind sir, can you protect this square meter from their bullshit while I am away?"
I'm imagining Will Ferrell saying that.
AnjaJutta 7y ago
Me and my closest friends often call each other sir as a joke. I'll try the line and let you know how it goes.
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