This is just pure gold. For some of the posts I have never laughed harder.

Woof woof you stupid cunt.

AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I have not laughed out loud this much at a reddit comment for years.

But seriously, well said bro. Posts like this are making me transition from lurker to contributor.

My personal favorite:

Victimize the absolute shit out of everything in a sincere fashion.

Make a status saying how we all oppress the road by driving on it everyday without giving it a break. Anything really. It's so funny to watch the feminists go crazy

just a quick note on the squirrel chase: That is a law suit waiting to happen. I haven't passed the bar, but i don't think it would be too difficult at all to make a case for assault. Making someone fear for their safety is essentially the legal definition. So be careful with that one guys. could make for a huge pain in the ass.

Guys, I love it.. but isn't this a waste of your goddamn time?

Hear me out.. we have BETTER things to do with our time than manipulate fools.

Build something, improve yourself, but in all reality manipulating weak minded middle aged office women will not make you Machiavelli incarnate.

Wtf is this shit? You write well, a lot of it is really insightful, but what's the point of going out of your way to cause someone discomfort.

Doing exactly what you would do whether or not a woman might be scared of it is legit, honest.

But chasing a woman who is scared, just to fuck with her, how does that help anyone.. That is some straight up sociopathic shit.

They're going to have a ball screenshotting this and passing it around as "what TRP is really all about."

When I still had a Facebook, my really good friend's girlfriend was messaging me constantly (bitch had the neon blue short hair, lip ring, and black rim glasses. Go figure). These messages swung back and forth between her talking about how attractive I was, and how bad she wanted me to fuck her and then to nothing but blatant insults of her calling me a faggot, saying I was talentless hack, and telling me I was an ugly, weak castrate.

I kept ignoring all these insult ridden messages, until finally I got pissed and sent her one back. "Look sweet heart, slinging insults at me over the internet isn't going to compensate for the clear and blatant lack of a father figure in your life."

Took screenshots of all the messages of her offering me sex, blocked the bitch, and then sent all the screenshots to my buddy who was dating her at the time. It was hysterical.

I think this is the perfect example of still letting women control your frame. Going to extra effort just to beat them at their own game? Why waste your time? Red pill is accepting the world the way it is and that women are the way they are. This isn't something we can attack head on gentleman. Understanding the machinery will allow us to maneuver better, set ourselves up for success despite the circumstances. Spiteful and emotional reactions to what is won't get us anywhere. Channel the emotions into analytical and productive means. Rise above. Don't let your emotions guide you.

I don't understand this. To me, this is something a sociopath would find amusing. Why torment others for no reason? What do you gain from it?

Accelerating the decline. I love it. You are doing God's work sir, next we just need to build an Ark to escape the flood.

Just remembered a few others:

• Had a real tyrant in an office once, a control freak who made no secret of her loathing for her male colleagues. Management was breathing down her neck, worried whether or not she'd complete the project, upon which her bonuses were based. She had nearly killed herself trying to prove her loyalty. A fellow Knight anonymously had a $75 Kiss My Ass bouquet sent to her boss' desk "by mistake", ostensibly to her, with a card that said "Thanks for a great interview! Can't wait to start working with you next month!", unsigned. She didn't last the week.

• Temperature control. Most women don't understand HVAC systems the way men do, and something as simple as a screwdriver can cause blank looks. If you're savvy enough, you can manipulate the airflow into various offices and increase or decrease the temperature to suit you. This is especially effective on middle-aged women in middle-management going through menopause.

• Leave an empty condom wrapper in the trash in the women's bathroom. Sit back and watch the hilarity that ensues. (Also works well with a discarded pair of sexy panties).

• Find a way to spread the rumor that one of the women (but no speculation on exactly who) in the office used to be a pornstar. Do so without revealing the source or nature of the rumor. The speculation and solipsism that results is highly instructive.

• Leave a fake pregnancy test in the women's rest room trash. Sit back and watch the hilarity ensue.

Just a few things to pass the time...

This.... I like this guy, holy fckin shit, this is, goddamit, fckin lord of Chaos... you know, I was ashamed because I have personal nature that can be described via this post, but now, holy crap, imma gonna do some really funky stuff XD

I prefer black knighting Nice Guys. Particularly because I attend an applied sciences university.

"You look like a nice boyfriend" (if he's the pathetic creepy variety).

"I see she finally found someone large enough to satisfy her"

Your Blue Pill example is also great in this context.

Get all your sluts flowers for Valentines day, because it means a lot to them, don't do very well.

What?

This is funny, but I'd rather spend my time and mental energy meeting, dating, and fucking women. Sounds like a SJW mission more than anything

Squirrel chase... turn that shit into jaws, make it ridiculous (if its late and you've likely been drinking) daaa dummm.... daaaaaa dummm.... HI!

My god this is beautiful.

Chase her for awhile. There's no law against jogging.

This made me spit my food up. Please keep this shit coming brother.

Isn't this against what TRP stands for? Aren't we better than these petty showings? Why are we cheering on stooping down to the childish level of women?

This looks really fun. With regards to 'Squirrel Chase', a few years ago I was lost in a suburban residential area, in bright fucking orange running gear. I thought I was in a dead end when I saw a woman walk out of her house down a narrow passage I'd missed, that went in the direction I was going. Now, I was 15 at the time, in bright orange running gear (I keep coming back to this because I looked ridiculous and about as threatening as a quadriplegic baby), and started jogging that way. This was in the middle of the day, sun high in the sky, and the woman stopped, put her back against the wall, and reached into her handbag to clasp something until I'd gone by - I think it was probably pepper spray. For reference, she looked about 30.

This was the first time I realised how fucked up modern society is.

By the way, if this is part 5, can someone link parts 2-4 (1 is in the main post already).

Dude...I think I love you? This stuff is priceless.

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While the baking sounds extremely devious it's a huge time investment in which you could do something more meaningful.

I find this delightful. Keep it up. I particularly approve Biological Warfare.

My favorite, after working in female-dominated industries for years, was the Carb Bomb. Working in a cube farm with 30-50 women and a handful of skittish dudes, one can quickly figure out who the biggest crabs in the basket are. Inevitably someone declares their stalwart intention to join WeightWatchers or work out or something to reach a particular dress size. Their cubesisters solemnly swear to keep the temptations at bay and offer their unrelenting support.

That's when I start baking.

I've baked for years, and I bake like a dream. When I put my mind to it, I can come up with some fiendishly delightful carbohydrate delivery devices. When I figured out who my target was, I would start leaving little anonymous "presents" in her proximity. Donuts, at first, but I quickly escalate. I've produced poundcakes, sugar cakes, cupcakes, and cheesecakes in gracious plenty, left as if by little devious carby elves, before anyone else gets to the office. I've witnessed full-on shit-fits as some one tearfully accuses their best friends in the farm of sabotage and jealous. Nothing shakes the crab basket like a box of Austrian cheese pastries, laden with butter and evil intent.

And chocolate. If I had one piece of advice for a young man with pussy on his mind, it would be to study the art of the chocolatier. A man who can make chocolate sit up and beg can command a kind of mystic loyalty from some women one might confuse with mesmerism or blowfish powder.

Also a fave (and you may have covered it, haven't caught up on the series yet): chart the menstrual cycles of all of the women in the office for your amusement. Match their behaviors with their ovulatory cycle. Use the information for further Black Knighting.

May the Force be with you.

Sure you can fatten them up, but then you have to look at them all day, which is its own punishment.

Next time this happens jog after her. There is no law against jogging. Chase her for a while and then stop. Enjoy the fear you created. Woof woof you stupid cunt.

I don't have time for stupid high school shit like that. Too busy worrying about myself to care what other people are thinking. If she is going the same direction as me, and I'm already jogging, sure, but I wouldn't go out of my way to do this just for the lulz.

I laughed so hard at the thought of some skittish girl walking on some random sidewalk and noticing a random guy jogging behind her and freaking the fuck out sprinting away. A+, It usually takes a lot to make me laugh.

bwahahaha, black knighting is the shit

The black knight in me loves to "steal" cabs from women on rainy days. Most of them are too lazy to walk three feet away from the curb so i just run into the street and jump in before it reaches her.

Don't forget to roll down window and wave as you pass

I love experimenting with cooking various dishes, but haven't tried my hand at baking. My office is notorious for cakes. I think we had an average of 3-4 per week when I first started due to 10/15/25 year anniversaries with the company.

SO is doing a cookie exchange with some other girls, which means we'll end up with about 9 dozen cookies in the house. She's fucking dreaming if she thinks I'm going to eat them, so maybe I'll take a platter or two in to work with me. Save me the effort of the first items to bring in.

There is no law against jogging. Chase her for a while and then stop. Enjoy the fear you created.

This is an incredibly bad suggestion.

A very basic definition of the crime of assault is causing a reasonable fear or belief in a person that they are in immediate danger of personal harm.

The crime of battery is inflicting actual bodily injury. This is very often confused or with assault and in some jurisdictions is combined with assault under a single crime (as it is in the jurisdiction in which I read law). What's important is that you can commit assault without ever harming someone, or even intending to harm someone. Intending to make them believe they are in danger is criminal.

These definition of the crime of assault in the United States varies from State to State. In some cases assault is basically "attempted battery", as per the above definitions, in others it can be any physical conduct that is seen as offensive or provocative. It varies quite a lot across the states.

In most other jurisdictions assault is almost always defined as creating reasonable fear of an immediate personal attack.

If some hysterical bitch finds it terrifying to be on the same street as you at night then that's her own business. Though don't be a fucking idiot and act in a manner that would make a reasonable person think they're threatened. Chasing a lone person for no apparent reason is threatening. Even if the person was unreasonably feeling threatened before you acted, acting in a manner that any reasonable person would view as threatening opens you up to criminal proceedings.

You may, however unlikely, live somewhere that this is entirely OK - I'm speaking to a general point of view. Know the law where you live; avoid stupid bullshit.

This shit is gold. Fuck yeah.

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Fuck. That shit. The third strategy is evil. Damn.

Anyway,

rape, even though it's incredibly rare in the west.

I disagree with this. It's actually happening more than it is reported. I say this based on the argument that many rapes happen with people they trust and were not the movie-violent types of rape.

It's because of these circumstances that some feminists have taken the argument too far, and even tried to expand rape's definition to have a retroactive effect.

Either way, what should really be done in such issues and other criminal matters in my opinion is this: to look at people in two ways, first is a man or woman, and the second is as a human person.

I love you. I laughed so hard at this. Just raw red pill humor.

This thread is hilarious. I love GayLubeOil's twist on these things, and the comments are just as good. It's funny how the things we do can change so much about the people around us.

Herstory. Cracked me the hell up.

This is fucking glorious, I need more of this!

The top TRP post of all time is "getting ready to black knight a high school girl"

Making cheese cake for the office isn't just alpha, it's dark triad alpha.

Basically sums up the entire post for me. Well done, you GayLubeOil, you.

Agree and Amplify: Many of my readers have the misfortune of being forced to attend a women's studies class or sexual harassment seminar. You only have one life to live and these losers are wasting it one minute at a time. Why not enjoy yourself? Why not have fun? Be the biggest feminist there. Insist on gender neutral pronouns. Insist on made up words like herstory. Intentional take things out of context and get offended. Its a safe place and no one can call you out. Beat them at their own game. Life is beautiful.

I think that would make me feel physically ill

I hope this is tongue-in-cheek. I haven't read anything else you've written so I can't tell. If so, it's funny.

Otherwise you really shouldn't be spending this much time just to get a response out of others.

All is fair in love and war.
I approve this message.

Or you can focus on your own life instead if wasting time to go outbid your way and fuck with people?

Why do they force the idea on women that all men are rapists? I mean if a girl told me that she was scared of me at some point, I wouldn't hesitate in nexting her psycho ass...

What's wrong with you motherfuckers.

Another great post. thanks lol

"Woof woof, you stupid cunt".

Problem with #1 is not litigation, but mace and\or trigger happy CCW holder, I'll pass on that one.

I've lurked for some time and have found a metric ton of useful information and support in this sub. Much of what is presented here is very helpful when observing how the pendulum of time has swung our society to the gynocentric bent OP has acknowledged. Recognizing the beta mentality for what it is has scales falling from my eyes practically daily; I invest in myself at an accelerated rate in substantial ways and am seeing huge dividends as a result. Suffice to say, there's a lot here for both men and women to notice.
With that pablum out of the way it is hard to view this particular thread as anything but juvenile. Who is gaining what from these actions OP? Is the effort put forward justified in any appreciable way? This is teenage level nonsense to my mind, no one is growing here, and I see that nothing gained short of smug satisfaction.
The behaviours and (some of) the attitude endorsed in this diatribe is entirely counter-productive and lambasts us all. It gives the perception that we are churlish boys instead of men and provides tacit cover to our detractors.

This is pretty hilarious, but why center your focus and time on the miserable bitches around you in the office? Just ignore them, you're better than that. If they think they're better than you, GOOD. Let their ego eat them alive and ruin them while you keep pushing yourself to become a better person. Just my two cents.

Either way, hilarious post. I'm going to have an extra laugh every time I see a fatty in the office pigging out now thinking that some bastard might've pulled this trick on them.

Wow this is sooooo alpha.

What are you 12? Why not pull their pony tails while you at it?

Its irrational and to some degree insulting.

What you are doing is irrational and it's insulting the intelligence of the readership. You're dark triad all right with emphasis on psychopathy and narcissism.

At work whenever the girls bring in cupcakes I will place one right in front of a girl's keyboard. By the end of one particular day I had gotten one of them to eat 7 cupcakes and two others to eat 5 each (box of 30). Now that I've been on a diet they try it on me, doesn't work, then they indulge.

Squirrel Chase -- Be sure to do this wearing a clown outfit and squeaky shoes.