Summary: College girl has wild sex with a guy for years while simultaneously claiming she hates him. Finally realizes he's been sending pictures of her to his friends the whole time. Cries and looks for hugs in TwoXChromosomes.
Today we bring to you episode #3533986 of The Female Hamster. Our main character is a young, impressionable college girl who has just discovered the abundance of dicks at her university that are there for the sampling. She decides to become a plate for the first alpha who gives her attention.
I met B (M, 23) a few years ago in college. He's my friend's boyfriend's best friend and also friends with many of my friends. Being as it was college, we began to "hook up" for lack of a better word. We were both usually drunk when this happened (like I said, college). After about a year of this, he started to be really disrespectful towards me like trying to hook up when I repeatedly said I did not want to, showing up unexpectedly when I had told him not to come over, etc. It got to the point a year and a half ago where I told him not to contact me because even though we were not in a romantic, committed relationship, he was being extremely disrespectful towards me. I graduated and he had another year at school so I didn't run into or see him.
Awww, what an asshole. What a douchebag. Clearly this guy objectified her and treated her like a piece of meat, which we know women hate! So she does the sensible thing and...
Welllll, like an idiot, I had forgotten about everything that had happened and let him back into my life. I saw him for the first time in about 8 months back in March. B invited himself over on St. Patrick's Day (I went home because I was really drunk) and kept trying to hook up. At first I was ok with it and then he did what I refer to as "surprise anal" which is exactly what you think it is. I immediately made him stop and leave my apartment. I felt so violated and cried for days after this. My friends all validated my feelings, told me he was disgusting, etc.
Oh. So she hooked up again with this guy who supposedly has a terrible personality and is a horrible person. Oh, and now he's a rapist. Well, two chances is stretching it but let's have some forgiveness in our hearts. Clearly she's learned her lesson by now.
Then of course, just like before, I started justifying it--he was drunk, he probably doesn't even remember--and slowly started letting him back in my life. Last weekend B graduated and is back in the same area as me. I went to get drinks after work with friends and he was there. I thought maybe he finally got his shit together because he was being really nice and flirty and even paid for my drinks and food. He came over afterwards and we hooked up. Even now, I will admit that it was different from all the other times we had had sex in a good way. He was considerate and didn't treat me like just a sex object as he had in the past.
Are you keeping count? This is the third time she's become a willingly, subservient sex toy for a man who she professes to hate. A man who she says is disgusting, immoral, aggressive, inconsiderate. But as we RedPillers know, probably also a man who has amazing abs and the kind of raw confidence that instantly soaks the panties of any girl who is in his presence.
The rest of the story is not pertinent to our discussion so I won't quote it, but basically this guy turns out to be a further scumbag (surprise!) and shares naked pictures of her with his friends, telling them about all the nasty stuff she did with him.
Now OP has really had it! Now she's really mad! Now she's going to tell him off for sure... then probably invite him back a few weeks later and give him a blowjob.
Girls like being mistreated. Sorry, I can't even put a politically correct spin on this if I tried. Girls enjoy being mistreated. They enjoy being objectified and treated like animals. That's why TheRedPill exists. We don't hate women... we understand them.
Lessons learned: Do not listen to bluepills and feminists who say that kindness/generosity is the key to a girl's heart. The more of an asshole you are, the more favorably the girl will respond. This is the law of nature. Always has been, always will be.
ScholarInRed 8y ago
And here's the kicker; you know what's really making her sad? That he won't commit to her and treat her like this evermore.
AWALT.
SwissPablo 8y ago
It's the female equivalent of the orbiter hanging about just in case the woman changes her mind, and he gets all mad and ranty.
Whisper 8y ago
And here's the other shoe; you know what would happen if he did? She'd get bored and find another sexy rapist to cheat with.
AWALT.
favours_of_the_moon 8y ago
EXACTLY. And by the way, she gets extra tingles knowing he's showing all those pictures around. She's just using that for sympathy and attention.
JackRayner_ 8y ago
So, the entire post is essentially her humble bragging.
LOL! Women never fail to entertain.
wiseclockcounter 8y ago
her naked body is like a newborn Simba kicking helplessly above the whole circle of life. She can't consciously acknowledge that she likes it, but she does. Undoubtedly. Girls long to be worth sharing.
fckredditt 8y ago
i read her post. jesus christ the shit some assholes get away with. if this shit doesn't turn you redpill, i don't know what does. that same girl would be shitting all over a nice guy. fucked her in the ass, took nude pics of her without asking and spread it around. treat her like shit. always acting like he can fuck her anytime he wants.
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BoerMaakNPlaan 8y ago
If they were apparently it would be fine
Jigsus 8y ago
No it wouldn't. She would dump his ass.
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Ohmyqueef 8y ago
And yet, she stays with the man despite his disrespecting her. How can you claim otherwise?
I really hope you're not some white knight trying to waltz in and... disagree with an objective observation, are you?
Jigsus 8y ago
What? Of course I'm not. I've seen this behavior time and time again. For some reason women stay in abusive relationships like this and if by some miracle the relationship turns good and loving she will leave 99% of the time.
Ohmyqueef 8y ago
Glad to hear it. I thought i was gonna have to go in on you or something for a minute there...
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TheeRyanGrey 8y ago
Give me a moment, if you will, to agree with you on premise but disagree completely on result.
Yes, women, especially this modern generation, cling rambunctiously to any sign of dominance and masculinity, no matter the gender or race. A man who dismisses the things she says and instead listens to her body and actions(Notice the specifics here: If a women says no and she's closed off and defense and scared then her body is saying no as well as her mouth) will show his worth because he can see through her facade which is what she desires.
The result that "women like being treated badly" is a false conclusion. Treating women poorly is, like fast food, a cheap satisfaction, a temporary fix for a life long hunger.
I don't know about everyone else but I like women. I hold them to standards and expectations and call them out on bad behavior but I ultimately like them. I don't want to treat them poorly, instead, I'd rather reach a point where I don't have to.
Now, if you don't like women, if you're more interested in satisfying your ego---which, don't let my tone be perceived as negative, stroking one's ego in order to succeed at other aspects of life is a perfectly valid life strategy---then treating women poorly is pretty much the easiest way to go.
But don't complain when women treat you poorly or get boring or crazy. Women are easily influenced; very malleable. Using this strategy and then complaining about not being able to find a good woman is like women saying they don't need a man and then complaining that they can't find a man.
[deleted] 8y ago
I've found that "treating women badly" is just a shortcut that people use here to describe what happened to the girl in the OP. I highly doubt Chad actually treated her poorly at any point in time.
KungPaoEllenTheFist 8y ago
"Treating me poorly" is womanese for "won't commit or be my emotional tampon."
TheeRyanGrey 8y ago
I love TRP but a lot of guys here are starting to hamster their bad behavior as not bad behavior. Yes, women almost always lie when discussing ex boyfriends. Yes, most stories women tell on the internet are embellished or flat out cognitive dissonance to help soothe or suit their personal brand of solipsism.
Regardless of its sincerity, the point is if it WERE true, these are not the behavior patterns of a man who actually likes women.
99639 8y ago
I didn't read the entire thing but none of it stuck out to me as crossing a line beyond "not boyfriend material". She made a lot of claims beyond that but to my reading they don't sound coherent to the story. She basically asserts multiple instances of rape but then jumps at the chance to bang the guy again. That just doesn't sound plausible to me. Does it sound plausible to you?
Regarding your other point about not being able to find good women, it seems to me a fruitless endeavor from the outset so why not make the best of what we can? There is no way anyone today could conceive of marriage so what's the purpose of trying to find such a woman? Just get your rocks off and enjoy life.
TimGuoRen 8y ago
Well, those pics might bring him in legal trouble. And now we could hamster. Or we could say: His fault!
If you do not want to get sued for sending nude pics of your girl to your friends, don't send nude pics of your girl to your friends.
DrScientist812 8y ago
I knew a Canadian girl who lost it to a big, bulky, not very bright individual from the wrong side of town. She professed that she hated him and that he was causing her emotional duress but for SOME REASON she always went back to him. Sleeping with him because "he gave her what she needed" and cheating on her nice guy boyfriends who were really supportive but "she just lost interest after a while." The kicker is that her equally wacko father got this guy shipped out to Iraq because finally she tired of him and wanted him as far away from her as possible. Now she's miserable and she tells herself her life was in danger but the bitch loved it.
JP_Whoregan 8y ago
Welp, gotta give the guy credit for doing the ol' "switching lanes without signaling". She felt so violated and cried for days, at which point she promptly started "slowly letting him back in her life" (hamsterese for "I started blowing and fucking him again because ohmigawd he's soooo hawt")
So all the while her beta orbiters hover about, spinning around and around, being her shoulder to cry on (but never their vagina to cum in), while she cries and cries about this "abusive asshole". The abusive asshole, that is, whom got no fewer than three cracks at her gash while she gets drunk with him and lets him take nude photos of her. In all likelihood she reads paragraph upon paragraph of love-o-grams from her orbiters, whom she never replies to, but one Kik message that says "lets fuck" from Luke McFuckStick, gets her panting, panty soaked, enthusiastic reply.
She can cry about his abusiveness on Reddit later.
It wouldn't surprise me in the least to find out she's still fucking this guy whilst simultaneously cracking open her "Hello Kitty" emblazoned pink laptop to cry up a HugFest on 2XC.
Lesson learned? AWALT. Follow what they do and never listen to one damn morsel of what the hamster says it wants. The hamster runs and runs on the wheel. It doesn't know why. The why is not important. Your job is to show her the shiniest wheel you can.
Littlesoldierboy 8y ago
Luke McFuckstick will be my new name. I'll introduce myself as such from here on out. I fucking love it.
IVIaskerade 8y ago
You know, given her description of the “surprise anal" I wouldn't be surprised if she'd gotten carried away in the moment and yelled out “put it in my ass", completely forgetting that anal needs preparation. When going in dry hurt like a motherfucker, she decided she didn't mean it, and what an asshole he was for thinking she did!
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I lost it at luke mcfuckstick
WingTune0 8y ago
The good old pal of Chad Thundercock.
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[deleted] 8y ago
lesson #2 from this story, left out in the OP's summary
lock your fucking phone. she went snooping in his phone after he was asleep (to "locate his friends"... yeah).
lock your fucking phone
RealRational 8y ago
I will never understand people who leave their phone unlocked. You may as well just leave your wallet laying around with a 100 dollar bill sticking out.
rpkarma 8y ago
And lock it properly. TouchID if you have an iPhone, or whatever Samsungs version is. Plates have been known to attempt to see my PIN to check my phone while I'm not paying attention.
alpha_buffalo 8y ago
Haha I recallthe last girl I was smashing going from calm to bat-shit crazy all because my phone was locked, would not give an explanation or answer her but just laugh whilst I was packing my gym bag (dread game). Women are funny when you understand them.
Red_August 8y ago
Words of wisdom. I didn't have TouchID a few years back, and I had one angry chick go through my phone, my messages, deleted some girl friends off Facebook, read my notes which contained information about my AppleID which led to her tracking me via "Find my iPhone" (this was prior to notifications), and you can imagine the rest. Surprisingly resourceful for a girl that couldn't even work out how to boil water. I was much too relaxed about security for the sake of lazy convenience, and found out the hard way.
HeinousFu_kery 8y ago
Sounds like she had help - possibly one of her orbiters.
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[deleted] 8y ago
yeah i use a alpha# pin instead of the standard 9 button combo
dont use the touchID, there was some ruling where a cop can have you unlock your phone if you have a touchID password because it's not a "password"
and now that i read /u/Red_August 's comment replying to you, if a bitch is really crazy she could wait for you to pass out then swipe your phone to unlock it
alanthemanofchicago 8y ago
Suppose if a cop makes you unlock it (think the ruling had something to do with biometrics not being "private" since you leave prints everywhere) you could just use the wrong finger, move it about, otherwise fail the 5 times to force PIN.
Eknecron 8y ago
Actually, I had a girl just press my iPhone up to my thumb while I was sleeping and it let her in. If your girls ingenuity is high she'll figure it out.
Anyone with a slightly visual memory can easily snag a 4 digit or pattern password if they see someone punch it in.
alanthemanofchicago 8y ago
This is the issue. I'm good with visual memory/etc, so if I'm bored on the subway (finished my book early) or something, I play a game to see if I can guess people's codes by watching them unlock it. Working in IT, I'm good at remembering random strings. Also, this has shown me that people aren't good at picking passwords - this just in, 5555 is probably just as secure as not having one at all.
malariasucks 8y ago
well she's a drunk whore, it's not like she has standards
BlackHeart89 8y ago
For the "right" guy, they are drawn to that shit. If you're a beta or something, she'll bounce. Might even punch you in the face for even trying half that shit. But if your SMV is high enough, she'll take it. My only issue with it is all the bitching. If you know he's a piece a shit and still decide to fuck with him, shut the fuck up.
BattleDrillOneAlpha 8y ago
Alright gents, listen up.
This is your complimentary Tuesday evening safety brief. For the love of god do not fucking take pictures of the broad you are fucking without consent from her. And for the love of fucking god do not send them to the shitbag Specialist that you call your roommate! On top of that, these bitches do not like "surprise anal". The fuck is wrong with you?
Good talk. Now police call the pit.
With the safety brief over this chick is stupid as fuck. I like how she just hops months ahead and skips around the time frame whilst fucking this dude. But of course she framed the narrative in Emotivism hence making it seem like she was sexually abused; like this guy was forcing himself on her when he actually seemed to oblige whenever she didn't want to have sex.
Of course, he tried. I mean, you have this chick who has been fucking him for over two years whenever they meet up. It's not like he is talking to her to just be fucking friends.
The best part is that these chicks are saying to lawyer up. I don't know the laws, but I feel like it will be hard to prove that he took those pictures without her knowing. How the hell do you just take a picture on your phone during sex without her knowing. It's not like it is a spy camera. He will get in trouble for sending the pictures I'm sure.
I like this comment:
Yea, It's not like she knew how this guy acted or anything....
Mister_Shitlord_2U 8y ago
Is she? It sounds like a win/win situation for her. She gets her alpha cock and then gets to play the victim and soak up gallons of sympathy and validation after.
through_a_ways 8y ago
She wanted emotional validation from the alpha cock. She couldn't get it, so she settles for validation from reddit.
mtersen 8y ago
True, but I highly doubt she had anything that advanced planned.
tallwheel 8y ago
It comes naturally for women. Advanced planning has nothing to do with it.
kragshot 8y ago
I swear...somebody is gonna put that bitch on the track and next thing you know, she'll be on the next HBO streetwalking special....
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TimGuoRen 8y ago
It is the third option: You are clueless here.
That is not the point and not true.
Do you know what women who love surprise anal love? Anal.
And women who do not like anal also do not like surprise anal.
And she still would be if he would not pull those tricks (surprise butt sex and sending pics to his friends).
He gets sued instead of his dick wet, you fucking idiot.
Your thread. kek
OP is a faggot. Nothing more.
BattleDrillOneAlpha 8y ago
The fuck? What the fuck am I even hamstering about?
All of that because I made a joke about some chicks not liking "surprise anal". Dude... Please.
And contrary to popular belief, some chicks actually do not like anal.
TimGuoRen 8y ago
I do not get anal even from a man's perspective...
http://i.imgur.com/CCwUw6K.jpg
Mosin_999 8y ago
Fucking idiots, the lot of them.
The smart comments saying she shouldn't put herself in that position get deleted??!?
[deleted] 8y ago
Taking personal responsibility for your life isn't the easy road. Much easier to keep your head in the sand
Overkillengine 8y ago
Because expecting equal agency from a woman is misogyny.
/s
IVIaskerade 8y ago
The Red Pill is the radical notion that women are people.
newls 8y ago
When you're used to preferential treatment, equality feels like discrimination.
LukesLikeIt 8y ago
I used to think the men that came generations before us were sexist. Turns out they were just wise.
ECoast_Man 8y ago
'Like I said, college'
I love this. Women are like 'oh yeah! Been there sister!'
Now it's morphed into 'like I said, Spring Break' and 'like I said, Europe' and 'like I said, drugs' and so on and so on.
None of these count, amirite?
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laughkisskill 8y ago
Summarize the entire comment with, "if they are truly attracted, they'll justify"
[deleted] 8y ago
That is entirely correct, and I'm sorry but I found it somewhat arousing remembering myself doing that.
through_a_ways 8y ago
Luckily, that's not what OP is suggesting.
Women like being mistreated. Women also like being treated well. Too heavy on the former and you're a jerk/asshole, too heavy on the latter and you're a niceguyTM.
There's an experiment that found that puppies show the most emotional attachment to people who combine both strong positive and negative stimuli. These puppies' attachment to the human was stronger than puppies who only received positive stimuli. I think something similar is at work for women, and perhaps even men to some extent.
theozoph 8y ago
B is a idiot, sure. A beta? Doubtful. When you're being a total asshole and still your plates keep spinning, you're doing something right.
Like many here, you confuse RP with alpha and BP with beta. An alpha who has no idea why he's "winning" is Blue Pill, a beta who understands why he fails is Red Pill.
B is being an inconsiderate lover, a douchebag in bed and a terrible person, but he probably project enough self-confidence and "sexyness" that a lot is forgiven that would send a beta in jail. That's alpha. Even when he acts like a stupid beta, his frame lets him get away with it.
Being Red Pill is next-level Game, where your awareness of human mating instincts lets you maximize your strategies to ensure rock-solid frame and undying devotion from your plates. But it won't avail you shit unless you work to increase your SMV, and start displaying alpha traits.
So, do girls like being mistreated? Probably not. But they love being with a guy who's capable of it, even when they don't deserve it.
TimGuoRen 8y ago
This is just your fantasy. Look, here is another (equally speculative) narrative:
B is a alcoholic loser. Just finishing his useless degree in a shitty college, not able to find a proper job right now. He does not have his shit together. Looks: 5/10
OP is an overweight party slut who never was in a real relationship. She had sex with a lot of men, but only drunk desperate men she met at college parties. She is emotionally not stable. Looks: 3/10
Now B wants a girlfriend, but 5/10 is not hot enough and his low social status does not land him a girlfriend either. He is in his 20s and needs sex, though. His best option: Getting drunk and knocking on OP's apartment. She is ugly, but she still has a vagina. And he knows that OP is desperate, too, and that he can always get his dick wet with her.
He keeps knocking on OP's door because she is still his best option. He does not want to date her because she is ugly, though.
...even if OP was attractive enough, you had to pay me to even considering having sex with her. Don't stick your dick in crazy.
All we know about B is that he manages to have sex. We do not know the SMV of the women he has sex with. My guess is that their SMV is pretty low.
ShangoThor 8y ago
You make very congent points points points.
theozoph 8y ago
Another plausible theory, I'll admit.
A sobering reminder that every drama that hits r./relationships isn't about alpha widows and beta bucks. It's probably often about losers fucking other losers.
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This is reddit. The bottom tier of the dating world. I picture anyone on twox or similar subs as a 4/10 tops.
Losers fucking losers is right
Billybob25112 8y ago
Yeah you keep trying to bring other men down, that'll totally make you hot shit.
TimGuoRen 8y ago
I do not even want to discuss this. If you manage to find pics of her and B, we can talk again and evaluate if B is really hot shit or if she is just desperate and can't get any better.
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TimGuoRen 8y ago
Or that she is so unattractive that she can not get any better. Important thing is: He is more attractive with her.
He might be a 9/10 and she a 5/10. Or he might be a 4/10 and she a 1/10.
ITHOUGHTYOUMENTWEAST 8y ago
You know what. I want to take her seriously when she said he raped him, but I can't. How could we take anything she says seriously. What a moron.
2cold2hold2hot2handl 8y ago
He fucked her good and gave her drama to be the center of attention to all her besties.... that's what women want.
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[deleted] 8y ago
It's really an unbelievably simple dichotomy:
Would you rather be the person she takes comfort in, soaks up as an emotional tampon, and establishes a "mental connection" with?
It's no coincidence that the majority of women will advocate for the Blue Pill and tell you to just "be yourself"... is it logical to ask a fish how to catch fish or would you ask a fisherman how to do it?
rporion 8y ago
No worries, I got your back.
NAWALT and she is probably trying to re-enact the terrible abuse she suffered from the hands of men in her childhood.
wont_tell_i_refuse 8y ago
I wonder if these guys all have huge dicks or something. There has to be some missing piece to the "Treat them like shit" puzzle.
It may not be very RP, but if some blonde with enormous titties was giving me shit, she'd get away with it much easier than if she were some hambeast.
One_friendship_plz 8y ago
I'm almost certain that the woman is just dumb. Don't tell me you never met a dumb woman? You could say anything just don't be nice to them because they can't really process that kind of information since its natural to them, but they can feel "somethings different about him" when you trigger her emotions through douchebaggery. And because she's dumb she translates it to "there might be a connection between us."
MuzakNinja 8y ago
Yes. Women say size doesn't matter until they have a big one. Then they don't want to let it go...
[deleted] 8y ago
The self-improvement aspect of TRP is real.
You need to be in the top 20% for SMV to really be able to leverage much of this. Part of that SMV is mental, part is physical.
[deleted] 8y ago
And that is where you have much to learn, young one.
wont_tell_i_refuse 8y ago
Not in the sense of "I'd go full beta and buy her shit", but if she fucked another guy I'd just soft next and see if she comes back.
CowardlyPetrov 8y ago
The hamster is strong in its insanity.
How little it takes for them to explain away their slutiness. "College!"
grut4 8y ago
There is always a slut pass. High school, college, road trip...
CowardlyPetrov 8y ago
But in TRP we know all those words are just a thin veil for tingles.
London-Bananas 8y ago
ALL ABOARD THE RAPE TRAIN CHOO CHOO
Suravira 8y ago
'Surprise buttsex'
But seriously lads do prepare when doing anal play, cleaning and enemas aren't the big problem because your ass actually doesn't store shit until you need to shit, but it does take some prep and if you're a big guy or I've even heard normal guys do this, but you can tear her insides.
Women definitely love being dominated, you have to understand that it is scary, imagine if you as a rational thinking male constantly had the desire to be someone's slave, and people kept telling you through out your life you need to be a free thinker, but yeah definitely continue to dominate them.
skoobled 8y ago
Surely that's incorrect and the log is forming for some time? If honestly like know
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Probably depends on how healthy your digestion is, and how balanced and regular your meals are. If you're a hamplanet with IBS feeding 24/7 from the dumpster behind the local fast food joint, you'll probably have a constant flow of diarrhea and slimy lumps flowing towards your rectum. Anal will be messy even after an unlimited amount of enemas. If you're a hot pole dancer with a diverse and healthy microbiota, and you're feeding at regular intervals on proper food, there usually won't be any poop in the colon unless you feel the urge to go. The former is an assumption, the latter I can attest to. I usually finger her butt deep when I go down on her, and I've yet to feel poop or end up with a dirty finger. After 6 years of prodding it's almost a bit disappointing.
99639 8y ago
I mean I can't believe we're getting into this here but whatever.... Shit forms in the colon. The rectum is what you fuck. There can be shit in the rectum but generally not an entire stool.
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9_year_old_butthole 8y ago
I just masturbated with a finger in my asshole not 5 minutes ago. Even though I took a shit just a couple of hours ago, I felt leftover shit half an index finger deep.
Same goes for everyone whose butt I put a digit in.
rpscrote 8y ago
with that username and this comment bro, im getting some real weird vibes here
Suravira 8y ago
Yeah how it works is nothing is stored until you need to shit and then it moves up, then for a some time after there is a small bit of leftovers. When you put your finger in, unless you need to shit, you're not sticking your finger into a solid poo are you? It's very possible to have anal under this circumstance, just use a condom to prevent infection, though that's also not 100% necessary.
TekkomanKingz 8y ago
That was so un-manly to admit
I asked my Wife to do a prostate massage with gloves on but she can't do it. So now I have to find a female masseuse because I am not gay (and therefore don't want to do it myself) so I have to find a professional (who is not a Gay man or a Male Doctor) with experience.
makethemsayayy 8y ago
Well you shouldn't have married her if she can't do it.
LukesLikeIt 8y ago
Being infatuated with yourself is narcissism not homosexuality bro.
CheesyWeiner 8y ago
You won't stick your finger up yout own butt because you think that would mean you're gay but grabbing onto a dick and jerking it off until it cums isn't gay?
KungPaoEllenTheFist 8y ago
This conversation is killing me. Damn I love this place!
9_year_old_butthole 8y ago
I think you overdosed on your red pill this morning, tekkomankingz. You know what they say about those who keep spouting "no homo"?
I'm more of a man than you because I do what I want and don't impose limits on myself or others. Go cry to your transvestite wife or get naked and run backwards in a maze where all the walls have dicks jutting out of them you fucking fairy.
RedditArgument 8y ago
A literary work of art for the ages.
TekkomanKingz 8y ago
You guys are taking this shit way too seriously
[deleted] 8y ago
It's ok bro. No political correctness bullshit in here.
Ohmyqueef 8y ago
Nothing to see here folks, just a woman in HamsterMode is all.
jimjackjoe 8y ago
another post that sounds like the source is fiction; too perfectly tailored to be real, and written so concisely, almost like a man wrote it. nonetheless, OP's analysis is good.
Jaghiro 8y ago
It sounds perfectly tailored because women act perfectly tailored like they are described in the handbook.
It's like you would say "This can't be a bird, because it flies"
London-Bananas 8y ago
The sequels are much better
Episode IV: a new Chad
Episode V: the Chad strikes back
Episode VI: revenge of the Chad
golgynat0r 8y ago
ahahahahah this made my day.
collidoscope 8y ago
The top commenters are all encouraging her to get a lawyer. Politics aside, the more I read about child custody laws, rape laws, and divorce proceedings, the US appears to be a Blue Pill Nanny State. A woman finds herself facing the consequences of her decisions, and suddenly the police, courts, welfare state come to reward her and punish the man involved.
It's like a woman in distress sends all of the Blue Pills into Oedipus Mode to act out on their unrealized sexual desires via our court system. Whereby they try to kill the father figure and idolize the mother figure. This is all beyond my grasp, but I feel like I'm onto something. Hopefully someone with a background in psychology can elaborate.
Mildly_Sociopathic 8y ago
How many lines in and she's already deflected responsibility. The length people go to to maintain their victim complex is absolutely astounding.
through_a_ways 8y ago
She's actually deflected responsibility three times by the time she writes that line
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I think I wanna hit the gym with that hamster, his workout routine must be crazy.
EDIT: And the funniest thing to me is when people on reddit ask "Buh buh why do you judge women for enjoying sex???" Because they do stupid shit like this. I don't have a problem with a woman liking sex, I just have a problem with committing to a woman that allows herself to be treated like this.
TheKorken 8y ago
You still dont get it bro. This IS sex to a woman. They love to be mistreated but they can only be mistreated if they have values. Ofc they dont care about those values, it is just their way to fuck their own mind hamstering. Why is she writing this topic? Not because she has a problem with the situation but she HAS to write it to FEEL like she has a problem with the situation so she has the emotional capability to get fucked again.
redpillcynic 8y ago
Fuck. That hamster's the solution to the worlds energy crisis
JackRayner_ 8y ago
The future, powered by tapping into the bottomless well that is female rationalization.
Just think of the possibilities...
breakingbadrule 8y ago
You forgot to add the white background, slow music and a smooth british guy who can let you masturbate yourself to sleep with his voice.
FrozenWarning 8y ago
Sounds like something that could power one of Douglas Adams' starships.
IVIaskerade 8y ago
The problem is not that a woman has lots of sex. It's that she fails to extract meaningful commitment in return for it.
If a chick fucks 1000 guys a year, she's nothing. If she fucks one guy 1000 times a year, she'd be fighting off suitors with a stick.
Newdist2 8y ago
A woman "having lots of sex" always mean with lots of different men.
That's not just TRP terminology -- everyone across the political/cultural spectrum uses that expression to mean that.
IVIaskerade 8y ago
It's still worth stating because a lot of people on the internet are so socially retarded that they take everything literally and need nuance like that spelled out for them.
through_a_ways 8y ago
Women don't particularly enjoy sex most of the time. What they do enjoy is the validation of sex, as a proxy of her desirability. And the more desirable the man who desires her is, the stronger that validation is.
IVIaskerade 8y ago
I disagree. They really enjoy sex if you do it right. In fact, it's probably the reason the chick in question kept coming back for more.
Newdist2 8y ago
Just wrong.
You enjoy sex more with a hottie than a fugly, of course. Why should it matter, if their vaginas are equally tight? For that matter, why not just jack off?
Believe me, women enjoy the hell out of sex if it's to men they find desirable.
makethemsayayy 8y ago
I'm more mad at the "and then goes and posts on online and gets an idea in her head about suing him or pressing charges because he won't commit, and because she's a woman, everything will go forward and ruin the guys life. So an innocent person gets fucked over for something she was 100% complicit in.
TimGuoRen 8y ago
Or he could simply not take nudes of her and sent them to his friends if the law says that this is illegal. He is not innocent just because the law is stupid in your opinion.
Lesson to be learned: Don't take nudes of a girl and sent them to your friends in a state in which this is against the law!
JP_Whoregan 8y ago
Why women continue to pose for nudes in the internet age is completely stupefying to me.
"No honey, I won't put these on the internet after we break up. Promise."
So of course the law, once again recognizing that women have no agency, passes "Revenge Porn" laws to punish men for the bad decisions of women.
I_Am_My_Own_God 8y ago
Because they can always pull the poor me victim card and people give them a pass. They will never be held accountable for their actions and will play it off as being taken advantage of. Plus, they need that sweet validation and attention.
KingoftheAssholes 8y ago
And white knights like john oilver sticking up for women.
BlackHeart89 8y ago
I'm no white knight. But posting pics of others is a douche bag thing to do. But at the end of the day, bitches should know better. Just like we can't trust 99% of these women, they can't trust us either. So far, all the women that send me nudes are smart enough to leave their faces out. Some have allowed me to record them after knowing me for a while. Even if we stop fucking, I wouldn't post the shit. But thats just me.
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LukesLikeIt 8y ago
I really respect that guy, it fucking sucks but it turns out he was a knight all along.
51er 8y ago
Really? Seemed he was an obvious SJW from the Ferguson episodes a few months ago.
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reddit_sucks2 8y ago
He's British, when he started ranting about American gun laws I knew to take his opinion and do the purpose of his show, laugh at it and not take it serious.
Not to go on a rant or anything but I fucking hate Brits opinions of American gun laws. What's that you say? You control the entire world through the barrel of a gun for so many years, now all of a sudden we all should just throw our guns away because everyone is just peace loving hippies right? What a fucking joke.
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when you live in a delusional shit state like IL, you have to know the laws. now she says he sent the nudes she sent to him to other people (why you'd send nudes to a guy you keep complaining doesn't respect you and you hate doesn't really make sense... but whatev), and in IL she says the law treats that as a c4 felony. proving it could be hard but who knows in a place like that
lol @ laws to punish people after the fact from the stupid decisions women make... lol
Palpetinus 8y ago
Great thing is, she deleted the pictures instead of, for example, keeping the phone and pressing charges. She has no proof to her claims now.
IVIaskerade 8y ago
If the court subpoenaed him, they could retrieve the photos (or at least evidence that he sent them). They can't do this is he gets a new phone and slags the old one, however.
Furthermore, since they were taken during sex the woman would have a hard time proving they were nonconsensual, as it's essentually he-said-she-said at that point, and unlike the univeristy kangaroo courts, that doesn't hold up in a court of law.
Palpetinus 8y ago
I do believe she also deleted all the sent messages. Sure they could be recovered or probably even found out through the phone service provider, but to take that step I believe it takes more than the word of a woman. Then again, who knows what benefits they get in court..
IVIaskerade 8y ago
It would require a subpoena from the court, but if it's a revenge porn case that should be easily attainable.
The problem that she faces is proving that they were taken without consent (which is virtually impossible).
Palpetinus 8y ago
Well they might be taken with consent but the distribution would still be illegal, no?
IVIaskerade 8y ago
Distribution would be illegal, yes. However, if they were taken without consent that's another charge, so avoiding it is always good.
Nicholas_ 8y ago
There's a reason I have it alongside tumblrinaction, feminism and many others set to ignore.
Cyralea 8y ago
Guaranteed every comment in that thread will be an echo chamber condemning the evil Alpha for giving her exactly what she wanted. And not a peep about her personal accountability.
I do wonder though, how many poor orbiters had to hear about what an asshole he is?
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iris201 8y ago
Some of the shit that gets deleted on there is beyond ridiculous. Someone will ask a question about the situation and get their post deleted and possibly banned from the subreddit for supposed harassment. It's a disgusting validation station. I don't know why it exists.
TrueBro 8y ago
Jesus Christ this is terrifying. The message by thestickybit was like, non-offensive at all and that person was really trying to help. But no, princesses shouldn't have to change their bad manners.
breakingbadrule 8y ago
I didnt know about uneddit before this. It's awesome man. Any other reddit utilities you know about?
fckredditt 8y ago
lol, they ban you almost instantly on feminist threads. women just can't stand criticism. that's why they can't ever accomplish big things. i've been banned from almost all of them for literally 1 comment each.
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breakingbadrule 8y ago
Just to confirm, those posts were deleted by the mods right? Or did the posters themselves delete it due to the down votes?
IronMeltsinmyHands 8y ago
How the fuck can anyone find themselves excuse after excuse for this shit is beyond me.
If this happened to a guy, the rain of "victim blaming" would be something out of a biblical story. And then feminists bitch and find more excuses for this by saying "See? We're here to fight that too. Guys shouldn't have to go through that."
Bitches don't even realize that they're perpetrating their evil behavior. In their minds they can do no wrong.
It's like that one bitch Bruce "Caitlin" Jenner. Feminists argue "some people are born with the brain of the opposite sex."
And then they argue there is no difference between male and female.
Whatever suits their purposes, there is no up or down in feminism. There's no direction. Being a feminist is life being a jellyfish. There's no point to even existing.
fortifiedoranges 8y ago
Gawker and Hulk Hogan is a great example. And then calling anyone who looked at Jennifer Lawrence's tits at rapist.
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oaddsandk 8y ago
This is what I don't understand. Cognitive dissonance on the topic of transgenders and differences between male and female brain.
IronMeltsinmyHands 8y ago
Like I said, anything to suit their purposes.
makethemsayayy 8y ago
Someone responds "and she's been a victim of abuse before!"
And that somehow makes her less able to notice abuse? If you've been abused, shouldn't you...fucking know what it looks like?
But of course now because she's a victim, thaaat's why she goes back to an abusive person. It doesn't even make fucking sense.
moose_war 8y ago
I remember seeing somewhere that the "1 in 4 women" statistic quoting physical abuse is from repeat offenders...they get abused by different men throughout the years. Despite AWALT, most women are competent enough to draw the line once legit abuse has happened...and the women that don't? They get mollycoddled by women on places like XXChromosome or whatever the fuck its called.
Any adult woman could have gotten rid of this guy ages ago. This girl wanted to be manipulated and now she wants other people to shoulder her burden.
Someone there suggest a restraining order...but she will just look for a different guy with the same personality. That shit doesn't change.
EDIT: I just saw that she is looking to get him put in jail for "revenge porn" (when he sent her nude photos around)...guarantee she cares more about getting "back" at him for all the times she felt slighted more than anything else. Of course all the Chromosomes are chanting hooray- one actually said "Yay for revenge porn laws! Go get em" meaning "Yeah this is revenge for not committing to you!"
Bet money this doofus fucks it up by calling the alpha, threatening him, and he charms her into having sex YET AGAIN and not having any proof or desire to follow through with her plan.
And they say men think with their dicks. Well what about women?
PMME_YOUR_TITS_WOMAN 8y ago
WOMEN THINK WITH THEIR DICKS
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she admitted to fucking him when he was drunk...
so she raped him.
have fun in court
Kolbykilla 8y ago
"He fucked me in ass without consent. I immediately left. And proceeded to keep fucking him weeks later..."
Bitch lost all credibility right there.
JP_Whoregan 8y ago
I guarantee this guy is the hottest piece of ass she's ever gotten. That's why she keeps fucking him. The problem is not that he treats her like shit, it's that he treats her like shit and subsequently discards her to fuck other women.
Jigsus 8y ago
Not necessarily. I know a slightly overweight greek fonzy-like character who constantly does this with multiple girls. They eat it up.
NeverPull0ut 8y ago
Weirdly enough, dudes like that can pull some surprisingly hot girls because it's so damn unexpected when they actually display alpha traits. It's an interesting game that works for some people to look/seem harmless but be extremely direct with what you want and expect.
Jigsus 8y ago
I think it's more about the fact that women don't put that much emphasis on looks unless you have supermodel looks
charlesbukowksi 8y ago
How can you see deleted posts? I thought this feature was... deleted.
breakingbadrule 8y ago
step 1 go to uneddit.com step 2 follow the instructions
charlesbukowksi 8y ago
No dice, it was buffering forever. Turning off adblock didn't seem to help either.
It's ok I didn't want to know everyone's reddit secrets anyway.
breakingbadrule 8y ago
Works for me. Could be due to a variety of combinations of addons and extensions. I usually incognito if it happens.
Aerobus 8y ago
Could you please explain how to use uneddit? I've tried it before and had problems.It works on chrome now! Thank you for reminding me about this. I will thoroughly enjoy using this.
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breakingbadrule 8y ago
I just found it and it's awesome! Any other browsing/reddit utilities you know of?
Aerobus 8y ago
RES (Reddit Enhancement Suite)
breakingbadrule 8y ago
I use that already. Thanks anyways!
charlesbukowksi 8y ago
Infinite buffering for me, did you do anything special?
Aerobus 8y ago
No. It used to never work on chrome and now all of a sudden it does.
breakingbadrule 8y ago
Infinite buffering? what does that mean?
charlesbukowksi 8y ago
stuck on this buffer animation: http://imgur.com/E0fmm55
breakingbadrule 8y ago
Could be due to a variety of combinations of addons and extensions. I usually incognito if it happens.
charlesbukowksi 8y ago
oh thanks man that's a great suggestion
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ubrayj02 8y ago
I would really like to see some pix of this guy.
zombig 8y ago
No you dirty whore, it's not college. You're just a god damn drunkard.
Funny thing I have noticed: women usually get """surprised""" after a handful of thrusts. It's not that fuckin easy to insert your dick into a woman's ass so I don't belive for a second there is a surprise element to it. Or maybe he is some sort of a damn penile sniper.
I bet it was some kind of an "aha" moment, when she realized that there is an uncommited penis in her asshole. Then hamstering ensures and another alpha widow is born.
Radagascar1 8y ago
I must not be getting something...a guy goes home with a girl that's trashed and then forces anal sex on her and we applaud this? I absolutely get the point of the story as a whole, but it doesn't seem necessary to be encouraging that part.
jkonrad 8y ago
Lots of drunk sex. She sounds like the cream of the crop!
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mryddlin 8y ago
TextSecure, Android app.
End to end encryption plus the db is encrypted
Limekill 8y ago
Why mention it unless it was probably the first time he had ever done that! Hooked up how many times and never bought her anything - not even sandwich! rofl!
teeelo 8y ago
Here sweetie let me be your beta bux, see I'm a nice guy! Let me let you think that you can go back to all your friends and brag about how you rangled yourself a 'bad boy' and how easy it was to tame me lol!
J/k! get your anus ready cuz ima bout to fuck your asshole.
dr_warlock 8y ago
Two back to back rationalizations. It's amazing what women will do to not seem like they enjoy casual sex or had any accountability
I'd expect a 12 year old girl to be able to say, "stop touching me" or "don't do that", or "no!", or fend someone off. How can't a college girl simply say, "no"? Is she a child herself? Yes, and she puts up a faux defense for plausible deniability to on lookers of the situation. But I said no! Yeah honey, but you allowed him anyway. Watch what they do, not what they say. If she calls Chad disgusting but fucks him anyways, do her words matter?
How do you forget someone attractive that you've fucked for years?
Translation: People took my side! I'm right, you're wrong!
Tl;dr women can be downright hilarious.
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LionLaw 8y ago
Kindness and generosity IS the key to a girls heart.
Being an Alpha dick is the way to a girls pussy.
Which would any logical man want?
Lift hard and fuck bitches
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karmacrunch 8y ago
The guy sounds pretty alpha overall but he's made a lot of mistakes, firstly literally raping a girl (if she is to beleived) is a big no no, the rape hysteria in the states at the moment will result in you being instantly jailed, maintaining plate status with certain girls itself is dangerous, literally ass raping girls is 100% going to land you in serious trouble, not worth the risk and completely immoral.
Furthermore turning up to a chicks drunk after she's said no is a beta move and very needy. I've hit up girls before after nights out and been drunk but they've always said sure, if one said no I'd definately not go.
R1fle 8y ago
This is if she's telling the truth. Odds are the dude probably just texted her 'I'm coming over to bang.' and she took that as 'OMFG HES ALWAYS TRYING TO HOOK UP WITH ME. STAHP ITTT.' Basically, her humblebrag way of letting the internet know she's a desirable little thing and didn't lead him on(I guarantee she did)... I mean, she put out several times.. so of course she did.
R3v4mp3d 8y ago
OP and a few comments keep calling the guy a rapist but he isn't.
Is this coming from?:
If so, that's not rape guys. Jesus! That's: the chick wanted a nice romantic date and passionate loving sex and he just goes at it a bit and then unexpectedly turns to the brown hole. I think TRP would call this scenario a "comfort test" which he failed so miserably that she "cried for days".
Don't believe me? There were times when my gf would ask me "What do you think about me?" and I'd say something like "you're hot and smart and I like you as a person." and she'd just be sad/ distant for the next two days when eventually she'd cave in and tell me that she actually wanted me to tell her "how special she is and that she means the world to me and that she's unique.". I nod it off (diffuse) and give an ok.
In this story the same thing happened but on a different level.
Don't confuse rape with rape fantasy or with (in this case) a comfort test.
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Throway99038 8y ago
The girl is a classic hamster, but the guy may have pushed his luck too far this time around. He shouldn't have taken the pictures and shared them with his friends and given that it's pretty much illegal in her state, even if she has consented to taking the pictures, but by sharing them he screwed up and will land himself in trouble should she follows through with the complaint. Bang women all you want just go around being stupid like the fuck buddy of the op in this case.
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druganswer 8y ago
didn't read the article but your quote says looking through his texts... most likely to find out if he was (obviously he was) banging other girls
Stythe 8y ago
This sounds a lot like oneitis to me.
bat_mayn 8y ago
"I was drunk, so"
"It is just college, so"
No responsibility, no honest integrity whatsoever. Just her hamster running the wheel to corrupt her soul with no resistance whatsoever. That wheel is running free, greased up.
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prodigy2throw 8y ago
This shit doesn't even phase me anymore. At this point I'd be more surprised if she STOPPED fucking him after the first time.
I think I'm almost out of the anger phase guys!
kragshot 8y ago
One word:
PIMP
Pimpin' was able to hit that shit on call and do what he wanted. Even now...he's probably mainlining that ass while she cries on 2XC about how he's mistreating her.
She's having a regular dick and sympathy cocktail...sipping it while watching Lena Dunham on HBO....
If he really wanted to, he could have her ass out on the track with the P and bringing it home to daddy.
Straight pimpin'!
R1fle 8y ago
Agreed. She's getting both sex and the sympathy validation. Life doesn't get any better for a girl.
R1fle 8y ago
You really hit the nail on the head at the end. Girls love being the victims, and being victims of sex is the greatest victim of all.
Chad pounded my ass forever with his dildo-sized cock! It was so disrespectful!
YEA WHAT A DOUCHE. U POOR THING
fckredditt 8y ago
fuck women are stupid. how the fuck is it that you can't even judge a situation objectively and need your friends to tell you what's what. jesus christ.
RoadToOneFifty 8y ago
The last girl I fucked senseless got hurt feelings and lashed out at me for female reasons. Two days later, she rode my cock until she squirted. And squirted three more times.
Not even plating her now because she blew up my phone the other night with psycho "i wanna be your wife" bullshit. I like some crazy in a woman but I know when to draw the line.
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give her drama before you go completely stone cold.
that makes sure they will follow the next guy like this.
f_on_flash 8y ago
That's a step in the right direction. I'm sure that she will continue with the messages until you contact her again beware that even if the only "relationship" you have with her is a physical one, she will do her best to change that.
I think she might be trying to manipulate you into thinking you are the best sex she's ever had. Just beware when ever compliments come out even if they are not direct.
RoadToOneFifty 8y ago
She didn't verbally compliment me on my sexual prowess...her body told the story. Tells the story everytime. Anyway....I'm keeping her at arms length atm. Cool calm collected amusement is my frame. I do that better than anyone I know.
EDIT: accidentally typed bemusement instead of amusement so I fixed it
anchorPacman 8y ago
I've been in this situation 3-4 times before (not the picture sharing stuff, that's behaviour I couldn't stoop to). I believe it's very common, it's called having a fuck buddy. The girl likes having a fuck buddy too, especially when drunk and horny, but some girls cry about it when they sober up because they find they don't have a boyfriend yet.
For the record, it doesn't require alpha status or incredible abs for a young man to find a fuck buddy. Merely drinking alcohol on weekends can be enough. For the record also, alpha status in all mammalian species connotes a male's status within a male hierarchy (as perceived by the males), not his status as perceived by females or amongst females.
Entershikari 8y ago
And now she's lawyering it up !
And this dude's going to be labeled as a rapist on top of diffusing her image.
Mind you he wasn't RP and came off as needy when he barged in by her place despite alcohol.
If he was really RP, he wouldn't have make mistake such as putting him in a situation where it could have backfired.
She would have been very fine with the Fwb situation if it wasn't for him to be a massive douche.
So play it smoothly, you know the rules.
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99639 8y ago
The Constitution does not apply to college disciplinary hearings. The college has its own bylaws and these stipulate due process requirements. This is what they must be suing for. Essentially suing the school for violating the terms of enrollment as they agreed upon with the student.
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Entershikari 8y ago
Based on her story he took the pictures without her consent. But there's no way she didn't know.
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Entershikari 8y ago
She's 200 per cent responsible of her situation. But it's easier to blame it on the toxic people of your life when you have no capacity of being able to recocgnize your own faults and how you're responsible of your social and love life.
TimGuoRen 8y ago
I agree. But so is he.
She is just suing for something he actually did.
through_a_ways 8y ago
This is the crux of femininity. Women unconsciously enjoy feeling inferior.
However, this is contradictory to the conscious mind's motive, which is that being inferior is bad, and one must be equal/superior to others.
This results in a lot of mental instability in women, and is responsible for the never-ending rationalizations women have for their own weakness.
What feminism did was make women equal to men, which made them superior. Pre-feminism made women inferior to men, which made them equal.