This is the funniest and perhaps most useful FR I think I've read in a while.

Question: when you say all she was doing was talking and shit-testing, what were you doing? Trying to build up comfort/sexual tension? She was denying attempts of kissing/sex and just wanted to talk instead?

How can any Woman on Tinder really be 'Top tier'?

For fucks sake they have the audacity to be extra picky but they are single and on Tinder.

Men go on Tinder looking for an easy way to get laid, what excuse do beautiful Women have?? There's something else going on with them.

The problem is when you are willing to walk away... but they never end up chasing you. Gotta keep working on that SMV Guess...

he asks me to play Frank Ocean. I play The Weeknd. Tell her fuck Frank Ocean.

Motherfucker

I really enjoy your writing style, the train of thought is easy to emphasize with. This one seemed a little choppier than your previous posts because of inconsistent punctuation which made it a teensy bit harder to distinguish if you said it or thought it. Just a lil' constructive criticism because your content is excellent, but the frame just needs a little adjusting.

“Are you gaaay or something?!”

[Look her up and down]

"Well, I am now"

This is what happens when a man simply likes himself more and put his own desires first.

Men who like themselves don’t have time for women who steal happiness or make their lives harder. You have options with other women who don’t.

And even if you don’t have any other options with any other women, it is much better to have no women at all than a woman who consumes more value from your life than she adds.

I'd go as far as to say that the first lesson newbies should be taught, is this.

Because unless you're willing to walk away, nothing you learn here will be of use.

I love FR like this. But after all of that reading there is a question in my mind - how do you differ that girl from LTR? I mean in case of treating them. That one was obviously a one night stand, maybe a plate if you will for the future but... If that would be a girl you want to turn into LTR (taking into exception her preservation and shit) how would the entire conversation look like? Im not about learning the conversation, no, no. Im just curious about the form of it.

I don't buy it.

She drove 45 minutes to meet you. At your home. From a Tinder match.

You already had massive SMV to get the above to even occur. Sharing your background on how you made the above even happen would probably be much more insightful than your current post. All this 'abandonment' game was a non-issue.

She would have fucked you even if you just sat there agreeing and apologizing. She was DTF.

I'm not saying that the ability to walk away isnt attractive, but in this instance, it was dwarfed in proportion to yours looks and fitness. You are already in the top 20%. This post just proved the buyer was already sold.

"I have to return some videotapes" ahaha love the move seen it a hundred times and never once thought to use it. Grade A 100% pure American beef right there.

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Ok, I love this sub, but this shit is made up. I mean come on, just re-read it again.

So walking away is the only weapon for men to defeat women

After my friend told me to check this sub out I've gotta start seeing photo evidence, guys. Too many neckbeards online, its hard to believe.

lol fuck you Frank Ocean's the man. but I see what you were doing there

Classic abundance mentality also. You knew you had nothing to lose by walking away, she knew it also you were prepared to walk away at any minute.

Works wonders.

not the only advantage, just one version of it: having the ability to walk away (the will) is not the same to the woman as having another, better woman to walk to. It's all good that you can walk anywhere else any time but it stings more than ever for a woman to know her bitch-attitude and body aren't enough to make you stay because some other woman is hotter without the bitch attitude.

Tell her I have to return some tapes.

I knew you were a fucking stand-up dude.

The number of times I've used this line is uncountable. It's not a 100% get sex line (well the two girls who recognized it jumped me immediately) but it is such an over the top "wtf" claim that girls have no idea how to respond to it.

Another one from the same movie I use is "Want to check out my Cerruti sheets? You can only get them in Sante Fe." Not exact and [no one will ever get it] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF7gUbqHldo) but shit I like dropping subtle shit like that all the time.

I need to figure out how to work in Huey Lewis and the News next.

God the 180 that chicks do when you tell them you're done with their shit and are prepared to just walk is priceless (and slightly infuriating, but hey what are you gonna do).

Had a chick get all pissy on Saturday and grab her phone with an "oh look, its that tattoo artist that gave me his number earlier". "Maybe you should call him on your way home" and pushed her towards the door. She tried to backpeddle the situation, but I still kicked her out. Don't have time for that shit, because she wasn't the only whore I ran into while I was out.

Nice reference though, I might have stuck around for round 2 had she gotten it.

It probably WAS the first time anyone ever spoke to her that way. She's obviously so used to guys trying to butter her up it's kind of gross to even think about.

"She asks to play Frank Ocean. I play The Weeknd."

Check and mate

Embrace being alone and youll never fear it. That way when you encounter a vapid personality like this you are not afraid to pay your tab and walk out. Choosing the be alone was the best decision I ever made, because now all the women I meet are in my life if I choose to let them in it, not out of some desperation to be loved or whatever that sacrifices my own self worth.

OP did exactly this. Did not have time for BS. Candy might not even be real (she probably is) but the notion of Candy being out there for you should help you to walk out on situations where you can feel your time being wasted.

Upvoted for the American psycho reference.

Stories like this seem weird to me.

You already convinced a woman to drive to your private residence without having ever met you before based on just seeing a handful of photos of you, with no plans at all apparently. She shows up wearing sexually revealing clothing.

Is there anything you could do at all to not have sex other than consciously choose to not have sex and tell her to immediately leave? You could've just stood there drooling on yourself when you answered the door and she probably would've taken your pants off, sucked you till you were hard, pushed you onto the bed, and fucked the shit out of you.

My point is: this is kind of a pseudo-useful post, because there was no way for you to fail. Therefore, we don't really know if what you did turned this girl on, or if she fucked you in spite of it, or anything.

Maybe I am hoping for too much scientific rigor.. but I just don't see any information to extract from this kind of report.

Better to figure out how to get women to drive to you with hardly any clothes on just to see you in the middle of the night...if you can do that, it doesn't seem like anything else matters.

I guess what I'm ultimately hoping for is a post from you about how to get women to drive to come fuck you in the middle of the night hah

Do you like Whitney Houston?

It's hard to choose a favorite among so many great tracks. But 'The Greatest Love of All' is one of the best, most powerful songs ever written about self-preservation and dignity. Its universal message crosses all boundaries and instills one with the hope that it's not too late to better ourselves,” he continues. “Since, Elizabeth, it's impossible in this world we live in to empathize with others, we can always empathize with ourselves. It's an important message. Crucial, really. And it's beautifully stated on the album.

Sounds like you held frame masterfully and literally walked toward the door.

Does this shit work over text message? Example: a girl flakes on a date a couple times or just seems to be all about validation rather than doing the deed

Blah blah you’re suuuch an asshole. Blah blah you’re sooo mean. Blah blah no guy’s ever treated me this way.

a.k.a. The words you'd prefer to hear from a chick you wanna bang. These are among the most heartwarming compliments a man could receive.

fake as fuck... chad thundercock wanna be much ?

This has to be the most entertaining, well written, badass FR I have ever read here. Golden!

'Tell her Candy doesn’t dish out bullshit (Candy totally dishes out bullshit).'

Laughed so hard!

Just wait until you do the "return some tapes" line and she responds with "my dad says that!"

Shit, did I get old?

Well, you kind of seem like a sack of crap to be honest. I really can't act surprised by two petty shallow people getting together and acting petty and shallow. Honestly, what did you expect from Tinder? What do you think any chick knows to expect from Tinder? It's like a garbage bin for human beings.

Look at African women without makeup and clothes. They are hideous. Western women are not as hot as we think they are. Most have bad breath and smell like shit or have body hair growing after 2 days of not washing/shaving. No women is hot enough for a man to risk his lifetime savings. No women is nice enough for a man to risk his lifetime savings. End of story. The only reason why young girls want to get married is to exploit a man like their mothers did. How many old hags (45+) want to get married? 0? Yeah I thought so...

I kept a straight face throughout the post until the end. "I've got to return some video tapes." lmao

As much as I would like to believe what I read on this sub... This sounds like totally made up shit...

The Weekend must have sure put her in the mood. My ex never liked the Weekend, too honest for the Hamster I guess.

bro, if you like the weeknd you might want to check out Bombs & Bottles. They go together like vodka and red bull.

I feel that women can benefit from unexplained and effortless abandonment in the same way that feminists believe that men can benefit from false rape accusations.

"I have to return some videotapes"

Love using that one. It sounds weird nowadays since we've gone digital.

Anyone who hasn't, should read the book. Lot of red pill knowledge.

Also, "LL- The only advantage men hold in relationships or encounters with women is the ability to walk away. While men may not experience the damage done to the female psyche and self-esteem from unexplained and effortless abandonment, do take note that the damage is indeed being caused. An assassin needn’t taste the poison to know it’s potency, nor does the gunman to suffer his own bullet to know it’s power."

Oh, hi Dad. I guess this is what you've been up to? Huh. Tell the child support bills hello for me.

This is very true just on Sunday some regular plate was gonna come over for sex but took an extra 2 hours, when she text me if I still wanted her to come over I told "nah do you're thing, I'm gonna hit the gym"

Kept sending me selfie and sexual snapchats telling me how much she hated me all day and then still wanted to hang out at night, I passed. I can only imagine what that shit did to her psyche.

Yeah, seriously, at that point, I'd have lost so much interest in her that she'd not even be worth fucking.

Also, "LL- The only advantage men hold in relationships or encounters with women is the ability to walk away. While men may not experience the damage done to the female psyche and self-esteem from unexplained and effortless abandonment, do take note that the damage is indeed being caused. An assassin needn’t taste the poison to know it’s potency, nor does the gunman to suffer his own bullet to know it’s power."

Oh, hi Dad. I guess this is what you've been up to? Huh. Tell the child support bills hello for me.

Perfectly executed bro and the American psycho reference makes me happy. If only more people understood when I quoted that movie lol

I feel like OPS attitude, while effective, would only work for a tiny percentage of men with good genetics + years at the gym.

"I've got a meeting with Cliff Huckstable at the Four Seasons."

Something similar happened to me a couple of years ago. I met a nasty girl on internet, had "sex" by webcam then decided to "have a drink somewhere". When we met, to my surprise, she was very disrespectful, talked about other males, etc. I don't know if she was shit-testing or just not liking me but I was indifferent all along.

Next day she invited me to her apartment: why don't you come to my place instead, I said? Next time, she said... So I went to her place (stupid me = I've submitted to her conditions). There she had another whore of her age (her room mate) that I immediately started to have a long conversation with. Original girl tried to bait me, but I defused any hostility, was super calm and ready to have my dick sucked (by any of the two). In the end, room mate was summoned by her boyfriend, so I was left with original girl. Then I summoned her to her bedroom to "continue our conversation in a more relaxed place". She immediately said no and tried once again to give me shit, so I simply LEFT:) SHE JUST COULDN'T BELIEVE HER EYES... What are you doing? Is that it?

Same thing happened to me over and over. They just DON'T understand...

"Tell her I have to return some tapes. She didn’t get it. Too young I guess."

SNORT - I almost sprayed my coffee all over my screen. Keep it up brother.

Wait so were you just gonna, like, leave her at your place?

Reading your shit is hilarious and incredibly insightful. I wish I could see it enacted though. Like what your facial expression looks like, your tone of voice, posture, etc.

Next step is memorizing this and playing Genesis in your car.

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.