It shouldn't surprise anyone, that the Reddit community hates the Red Pill. Reddit is a place to hide from reality. It is a virtual world where people go to escape their monotonous jobs, meaningless lives and underachievement. Reddit is where sluts earn magic internet points by showing their booty holes to League of Legends Professionals. No matter how hard the nerds squeeze their penises or how wide the sluts spread their anuses, their condition remains unchanged. Fantasy begets underachievement which begets fantasy, ultimately creating a profitable positive feedback loop for Reddit Inc and their corporate sponsors.

The Red Pill breaks that loop. The Red Pill makes fantasy unfulfilling by ruthlessly creating negative associations between fantasy and loserdom. The Red Pill is anti porn, anti video game, and anti slut. Which is to say the Red Pill is anti Reddit. The Red Pill challenges you to improve by forcing you out of fantasy and into reality. The Red Pill has no quams about pulling your virtual reality headset off your fat fucking face, kicking you in the crotch, and shoving you into the trunk of the masculine self improvement van. The Red Pill doesn't need your consent because the Red Pill knows that you will thank the Red Pill after your deadlifts.

The question is, how did such an anti Reddit place survive on Reddit? Yes we followed all of the stupid little rules but so did Muammar Gaddafi, and look where that got him. Which is to say regardless of what you do they can always make up some bullshit to get rid of you. So why haven't they gotten rid of us?

The fact of the matter is the Social Justice team that runs Reddit may not like the the Red Pill but they need The Red Pill. For one thing, a giant politically correct hug box doesn't generate page views or excite journos enough to write about it. No one gives a fuck what a bunch of obese Tumblr lesbians and their beta lackeys think. In fact, that side of Reddit is so uncreative, they spend all of their time reading our side of Reddit and telling each other how offended they are. My diagnosis is that their adipose tissue robs their brains of blood flow and with it creativity.

The next thing to consider is that the Red Pill is stimulating at an emotional limbic level. Women flock to the Red Pill to read about how they are soulless vagina machines bereft of human decency absent societal compulsion. That is by far a more exciting read than any Gawker listicle or Cosmo sex advice column. Conformist Betas love to read the Red Pill because it gives them a convenient Other to project their wrongthink onto, and in so doing affirm their moral superiority. To leftists the Red Pill is a forbidden read and therefore an exciting one. We are intellectual pornography. This is the real reason why we are still here.

The Red Pill is Reddit's abusive boyfriend. Reddit tells everyone how toxic we are, that she can do so much better and even threatens to break up with us from time to time. But at the end of the day Reddit can't leave us. Reddit is a basic bitch who lives for abuse because abuse is the only thing that makes her life exciting.

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