I love anal. I like the tightness, the naughtiness, the submission, the slow build as her tight little asshole slowly stretches around your cock and she starts grinding back on you despite the pain. The dominance of telling her that it's going up her ass and there's nothing she can do about it.
As a top level alpha I enjoy leading. Taking command. I do what I like, and if you don't like it, the fucking door is right over there. Don't let it hit you in the ass. Hitting you in the ass is my job.
As a benevolent leader, though, I often allow the girls to have a little fun, to do what they like. I remain in control, of course, but they get to have their little fantasy as they tie me up or sit on my face or flog my ass with my own flogger.
Recently I've been ordering them to pull on a small strapon and peg me as I balance on all fours, maintaining my dominance by growling deeply and ordering them to perform the simultaneous reach around.
It massages your prostate, and the orgasms where you just spurt all over the floor are intense. Maintain your alpha position, however. You'll notice women and faggots unconsciously adopt a lordosis position when getting buttfucked. Don't do this, as it's a submissive gesture that will send the wrong message. Keep your back straight. You're a man.
Use lube, go slow at first, then you can swap positions...she fucks your ass, then you fuck her ass, then... and so on.
Finally, use a fucking trimmer. Otherwise there's a chance of the dreaded, "peanut butter in shag carpet" situation.
richasalannister 5y ago
You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.
Also I died at peanut butter shag carpet so RIP me
Imperator_Red 5y ago
I hope the coffee I just spit out doesn't stain my couch.
swampbastard69 5y ago
"As a top level alpha" -- this made me lol. quality shitpost.
throwlaca 5y ago
I never arch my back when Im being fucked in the ass. Im not a fucking faggot.
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CatK20 5y ago
Brought me out of lurking. Great post OP. Havent laughed like this in ages
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Persaeus 5y ago
all i can say is, lordosis position made my day
we're all just a bundle of water, flesh, and neurons
MrAgamemnon 5y ago
That picture made by day, look at the face of that white cat - total defeat. He just got cucked!
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spacedoutdad 5y ago
why did i read this
mrmaldoror 5y ago
Impressive, a great caricature!
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Emervila 5y ago
make sure the Girl's dick is taken care of
RightHandWolf 5y ago
What is this obsession with anal? My objection isn't from a moral standpoint, but an economic one.
I mean really . . .
Don't we have enough lawyers already?
erosmiseo23 5y ago
Bruh I know it’s April fools, but really?
oldman_stone 5y ago
reminds me of the australian chick who had an anal gangbang and now has to shit in a bag for the rest of her life.
ColmM36 5y ago
Am sorry but what? That actually happens? Every day we stray further from God's light
oldman_stone 5y ago
yea google
kinda funny when you realize the whole thing was her idea
MentORPHEUS Endorsed Contributor 5y ago
And the poorly thought out website address, Susanalbumparty dot com.
INNASKILLZ2K18 5y ago
Wow...just...wow
WhatDreamsHaveGone 5y ago
It's only gay if you push back.
Illiaan 5y ago
And remember, make sure the balls don’t touch.
omen_tenebris 5y ago
lmfao
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