Former 22 year old kissless virgin here. I finally got laid and I think thanks to TRP. This happened last weekend and I have finally processed everything that happened, thought I'd thank this sub and tell my little story.
About 2 weeks ago, I went out with some people from my language class to a bar. At some point this girl goes to the bathroom and her friend takes her place. Girl comes back and sits besides me where her friend was sitting, so they basically switched places, didn't realize this until later.
She initiates a lot of conversation and touches me a couple times, even though I read all this theory when it went down I was thinking "wtf is happening?". I was pretty aloof mostly because I was confused and end of night she gives me her number.
I didn't expect anything to come out of this, you get pessimistic like that when you haven't kissed a girl by age 22, but I text her Friday asking if she wants to go out Saturday. She says yes Friday and on Saturday few hours before she gives me some bullshit asking if her friend can come along.
Now this is where TRP kicked in, I remembered the Brad Pitt rule and I thought fuck this. I told her I changed my mind and will just stay home and watch a movie instead. She asked if it was because of her friend and I replied no, just didn't want to go out anymore. I was actually blowing her off because I didn't feel like playing games, but she replied after a while "Ok I will come alone :)".
Come alone? She means to my place? Or does she mean go out without her friend? The beta in me thought I should clarify it but the bits of TRP told me to assume the sale. I texted her my address and that was it, she'd be on her way soon.
I actually never kissed a girl before, when I kissed her she told me I was biting her lol, I thought "what would Chad do?". I just smirked as if had done it on purpose, nibbled her a bit more and tried to better my technique on the go.
Well that's my little story, hope it wasn't too boring for you guys, I'm sure if it weren't for the bit of Red in me this chit wouldn't have happened, so yea, TRP saves lives. I think it also helped I've gained some muscle recently, another solid TRP core advice.
aJapaneseGuy 7y ago
being a sexless kissless virgin, how soon and when did you cum? i dont wanna sound as a creep but you know i have to know for me aswell
Fnaut3187 7y ago
I hope you did not tell her that she is your first!
HeSpeakz 7y ago
"but I text her Friday asking if she wants to go out Saturday. She says yes Friday"
were you planning to go out with your friends + her or were you planning to go out with just her? / did you ever tell her where you were planning on going?
LordThunderbolt 7y ago
"They grow up so fast"
*Sheds tear.
Mr-Ed209 7y ago
loving the phrase 'accidentally got laid'
PM_ME_SOLILOQUIES 7y ago
Same. Yea ya know I'm just walking then i run into this chick and WHOOPS ????
vic_rattle18 7y ago
Atta fucking boy, great work. And a great moment of growth. Keep going, don't settle.
SkorchZang 7y ago
Future shitlord, I can tell. Well done
Cunt_Robber 7y ago
Aaaaand OP's got a plate! Alright man, sounds like you played your cards right, gave her a bit of a challenge, attracted her and didnt bend over like a desperate nice guy. She respected that. And congrats on losing the v card, thats a great way to do it.
meh613 7y ago
r/thankTRP exists, u/throwsred, but congrats all the same!
herewegoagaindammi 7y ago
I think you are confusing lips with pussy. Getting laid means putting your penis into her vagina. But don't let us discourage you! Good job!
KV-n 7y ago
ok, so a girl did all the work to get you laid and now you are the RP master of the universe. what a fuckin joke.
throwsred 7y ago
Sure, she made her interest clear, but isn't that the way it usually goes? If I learned anything from TRP is that a girl quickly knows whether she'd let you bang and it's up to you not to fuck it up. I also said it was accidental.
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Get the fuck outta here
Cunt_Robber 7y ago
Be a little sympathetic, we're all in different stages of this RP journey. Here's proof that it helped someone, you dont have to put this guy down for being his first time. Every new victory is sweetest the first time it is accomplished. If this was you Id be happy for you. No need to be rude
KV-n 7y ago
Im not putting him down for losing his V, by all means congrats on that. Im putting him down for the fuckin ridiculous post he wrote.
30fretibanezguy 7y ago
Well... what did it feel like? We're still all virgins here on this subreddit.
On a legit note, nice work. Make 2017 your year.
Nikoniko22 7y ago
You my friend is a proof that trp really fucking works.
TomFoo 7y ago
Congrats, buddy. This is asktrp at its finest.
Yozki 7y ago
Way to go man!
Surfincloud9 7y ago
Congratulations man. Go from kissless virgin to being laid. I like it. I couldn't imagine going 22 years without really doing anything with women. Hell, I couldn't imagine going past 13 without getting laid once.
Blckclaw 7y ago
Were you molested?
vorverk 7y ago
Great report. Remember, progress is bouncy. Don't let next failure discourage you. Everyone hrere was in your shoes in one way or another. Just keep improving and results will follow.
mhardhey 7y ago
what resources of TRP did you use/ what changes did you make in your life
throwsred 7y ago
I read a lot of the sidebar, Rational Male and Chateau Heartiste, I was never autistic but way too soft. Changes, mostly putting on quite a bit of weight, if I like tits and ass I better have some muscle right? lol
godmarck 7y ago
Any advice on putting some weight? I'm hitting the gym and eating more, but fuck my metabolism is a fucking Ferrari. I'm eating like 150g proteins a day and it's hard to grow.
Buswankerrr 7y ago
Search up for TDEE calculator and eat more than you burn during a day, you're most likely either not eating enough or burning energy
Ganaria_Gente 7y ago
real proud of ya mate
GlennBeckAmerica 7y ago
My man. Nice work.
badchad_isglad 7y ago
Played well. Enjoy her, and find more!
Yashugan00 7y ago
Wooot!!! :)
RichieFinn 7y ago
what i really wanna know is, was it even near what you built it up to be, dont get me wrong sex is great but jesus it wasnt the magical eye opening experience you thought it was gonna be
throwsred 7y ago
I didn't build it up that much, but it feels great to know you are desirable, I feel way more confident.
RichieFinn 7y ago
thats the right way to think, best of luck in your improvements my man.
NikoMyshkin 7y ago
good for you man
mrpoopistan 7y ago
As a leading proponent of the smirk, this is yes.
PhoneticJustice 7y ago
Great progress, you're heading in the right direction
W_O_M_B_A_T 7y ago
Nice, thanks for the field report.
Next step, find plate #2.
Heretolearn27 7y ago
That's great homie but remember not to put the pussy on a pedestal there is definitely better out there.
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tonyduc367 7y ago
Are u retarded? Condom is fake feeling. Without condom her pussy juice chemicals will make your dick grow bigger. Its true, those having sex without condom have bigger dicks, so stay in your shell and condom and keep your dick little small. :)
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[deleted] 7y ago
He's right, if you use a condom you are still a virgin.
[deleted] 7y ago
And your dick stays small.
[deleted] 7y ago
True story. I concur