Never had this shit test before last night. How would you respond? I'm 5'4" and despite what many on here say, height shit tests or even mention of my height hardly ever come up- this is the second time out of at least 200 approaches in the last year (the first was from a girl early on that I messed up with and really pissed off). I am almost exclusively interested in women who are shorter than me, and when a fit, fun, well-groomed man of extreme conference approaches her who is also just a couple inches taller than her, I swear it's actually an advantage because they've simply never experienced a guy like that before and are captivated. They melt. And they often feel more comfortable than with a guy significantly taller- feels more "natural" for them. It was her taller friend who threw the "big dick" test my way and, in fact, said immediately after, "Short guys sometimes have really big dicks." So maybe it wasn't an actual shit test? She had had a couple drinks by this time. I didn't miss a beat and immediately responded, "That's for me to know and you to find out." Not bad, got the job done, but I know I could have said something better. Thoughts?