Young padawan, listen up. I had the same issue - brought girls home and smelled the EXACT same ‘sour milk’ scent. It’s not what you nor the other commenters think.

First I thought it was from the sweaty men rubbing off on her clothes at the clubs. Then I thought it was me. Then I thought it was the room. Happened a few times with different people, before I realized the source.

It ain’t the mouth, nor the pits, it’s from women’s feet. Seriously smell that shit next time. Many girls don’t wear socks, and even less wear on night outs. Many (young) girls also don’t have the cash to have multiple heels/flats. Almost all my plates say the piece of outfit they value least is shoes.

After a night of dancing, that sour scent is from feet sweat. Oh, and it’s mixed with last Tuesday’s sweat as well.

I literally had the same reaction last summer, and it’s no surprise you’re posting this when it’s not yet cold. If you pay attention, you can smell the same scent on flat wearing office ladies heading to work.

Solution: shoes at the door, wash the feet. Happily plow away.

I make them take a shower. "I feel nasty, I'm going to take a shower" or I'll tease them and tell them they smell and should shower.

Any person with class will get the hint and take one too. No one wants to be rubbing stank up on a freshly showered guy...

I pre-screen.

Smokers are a no go. If I'm going to do a ONS (rare for me these days) I'll finger a girl before bringing her home. You'll know right away if you're gonna have a problem.

Horrible breath can be fixed with mouthwash, but smokers smell can't. It's in their hair and won't come out with a washing.

Sour milk smelling could be a yeast infection.

There is a smell that kills my mood.

That smell - smells like animal shit at the zoo.

It seems like 1/10 girls has a vagina that smells like that.

I don’t understand the cause and I never stick around to find out. When I smell that smell I just need to get away.

I keep spare toothbrushes of several different colours so regulars can always use the same one.

If her body smells bad I suggest we take a shower. Or if you are coming back from going out, suggest it soon after you get in (just tell her which towel she can use). Or just say, "I'm going to have a shower." She will get the hint.

Unlike you, I love the smell of tobacco on a woman. I must have been conditioned to it.

I like girls who have armpit odor. Turns me on

I've noticed some girls' breaths smell like something sour, never thought of sour milk tbh. Some of my friends' breath even smell like rotten eggs and it's unbearable. I think bad smell has become a fear of mine, and I don't want to ever stink, hence why I always bring gum with me and when taking it I take it secretly so no one knows I have gums(you all know the struggles of a person with a packet of gums).