(edit- yes I have made a terrible type)
So I pulled on a night out, half way through fucking her she goes 'you are really bad at this'.
I ask her to elaborate, she says ' you have no rhythm or beat, your like a dog humping away, don't you watch porn'
I genuinely do not know what I am doing wrong. No other girl has said anything like this.
If i know what the actual mistake i was making, then I would be able to improve.
In my defence the bed was pretty soft, and my hamstrings started to ache becuase of this.
VasiliyZaitzev 5y ago
Should have rolled over on your back (with your dick still in her) and let her bounce away in cowgirl. Chances are, she sucks at it, too, btw.
DadOnDabs 5y ago
This. Follow up half way through with a "You're bed at this."
[deleted] 5y ago
It's not the only thing you're bed at.
Wrath_of_Trump 5y ago
If you emptied your balls, you're winning.
SpecialSpnk 5y ago
Read sex God method and watch a little more porn. You may want to learn about the clit as well... She won't be calling you or texting you
cloakinvisible1 5y ago
Some advice, don't pool stick. What I mean by that is, don't just go in and out. Use more of your hips and think of your tool as a pendulum. When you turn your hips one way, your dick will go the opposite. As far as rhythm goes, keep a steady pace and watch how she responds. If she pulls your hips in, she may want you to go deeper. Lastly don't give her everything too soon. If you already know this stuff, then in this case just look at it a reminder. Don't watch porn because it teaches nothing in my opinion.
mrHappyPotatoe 5y ago
If she says something like that then Just slap her one the ass really hard. Put her on doggy style put one hand on or around her neck and with another hand pull her hair and just go .. Fuck away as hard as u can.
Bottom line is never ask her to elaborate. Take her as you see fit or as u like it.
Jsieijejeieokkd 5y ago
Sex God Method - Side Bar
Morphs_ 5y ago
Let me preface this by saying that it's the combination of a man and woman that influences how good the sex is perceived. I've been called bad at sex as well, but it was with a woman I had no good click with. That said, you say you don't understand her critique, which means you need to get more insights in yourself.
Take dancing classes. Chances are your awareness of the different types op hip movement etc is low. There are a lot of parameters you can alter while thrusting.
For example, one that works well and is fun is one deep thrust alternated with a shallow thrust, done in such a way that it's sort of one fluent motion.
And yes, first step is to hump in a consistent rhythm. Don't change everything up constantly, either consciously or though lack of awareness.
AlfredKinsey 5y ago
The alternating thrusts is a popular move in my roster. I keep a list of what they say they like, too, so it's pretty decent data. I generally wait until at least a few minutes into penetration to break this out. It mixes it up and she should be well stretched and wet for that level of pounding.
Black_m0ngoose 5y ago
Pay a gay prostitute, then proceed to have him show you the ropes.
Proceed to establish dominance, by then you should know what to do.
AlfredKinsey 5y ago
Lolwut?
lookoutitscaleb 5y ago
I dated a stripper that was a single mom. Chick fucked like crazy. She never once told me I sucked.
She just fucked my brains out.
This chick was self conscious and projecting.
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[deleted] 5y ago
Spat my tea out holy fuck
trppr 5y ago
Do you know why dogs hump like that?
A: Cuz that's how you fuck a bitch.
Pull out, cum on her face, and exit stage left.
Alternative: Oh, you have experience fucking dogs? Do you have a favorite breed?
aaaGreg 5y ago
Still fucked tho.
Practice makes perfect broski
jackandjill22 5y ago
Yep
knownrebel 5y ago
Best damn reply.
EducationalDentist 5y ago
Porn is not what you want to base your sex moves on. Porn is made for the sake of the viewer, so camera angles with visible parts, etc are necessary.
Don't think in-out in-out fucking. Think making love. Slower. Steady. You can vary things, but vary every few minutes, not less than a minute. Ramp up the sex from start to finish. Enjoy her entire body instead of just trying to get to the end like a dog would.
Whether or not it was a shit test, you can always be better in bed. Improve. Just remember to keep your efforts to yourself or guy friends only.
[deleted] 5y ago
eehhhh.... there is a time and a place for slow & steady. There is also a time and place to hold her against a wall and rage-fuck her 'til she's too sore to keep going
EducationalDentist 5y ago
If OP is indeed humping away like a dog, he doesn't need to hear about total domination. You've gotta write the right prescription for the right patient, doc.
Morphs_ 5y ago
I can attest to this. Most of my plates like a thorough good and hard fuck. Making tender love is more of a boyfriend BB thing.
Ubergeeek 5y ago
Some girls prefer either one. Mix it up
[deleted] 5y ago
DM:HS
kruxofthemimed 5y ago
DING DING DING
red_matrix 5y ago
Shit test. Next time either go doggy style or make her ride you.
ThatKidinAfrica 5y ago
Haha. That wasn't a shit test.
Red_Chewables 5y ago
"You're really bad at this." Roll over, pull her on top of you. "Make me care."
I'm leaning towards this being a shit test rather than an actual complaint. If you think there's more to it than just her trying to get under your skin, then check the Sex God Method.
2000inchbiceps 5y ago
Lol she said don't you watch porn. Would've legit laughed my ass off once I heard that.
XT3M3 5y ago
lmfaooo at,
in my experience, the girls who ever uses porn as a reference for real sex are either new to it or as horrible as you might be.
" you cum wierd, you don't yell when you cum "
me: 0_o?
Unlucky_Leader 5y ago
can't believe no one has recommended Daniel Rose's
the-sex -god method.pdf
midnightreider 5y ago
Don’t use porn as a reference for how you should be performing. They just pound away for the destructive effect. Women love getting pounded, but if she’s saying you’re no good and don’t have rhythm, work first on slowly figuring out what she really likes. Grinding your pelvic bone on her clit in missionary works really well for example. Find the angles they like; you’ll be able to tell. Then start thrusting to a beat in your head and stick to it. Start off slow and making sure the angle you’re at is working well. Rhythm really is great because a big part of getting off for women is the mental part of it, so if you’re working a rhythm she can mentally follow it as you go. Then start to change it up as you go, go faster then slow down, thrust shallow for a bit then go deep as you can, that type of thing. Find what works best and slowly intensify it. Catch a groove and enjoy your time in pound town. I like to make my girlfriend cum since for me it’s an accomplishment. If you don’t care, then by all means ignore her and do whatever the fuck you want.
Also read Sex God Method
PerplexingPegasus_ 5y ago
She’s a bum for still continuing even though she didn’t like it. Don’t mind it.
Peter_B_Long 5y ago
Play some music next time and smoke some weed
midnightreider 5y ago
Definitely get a perfect rhythm going when I’m high. High sex is great
Pluglord 5y ago
"'Bitch I still fucked lol"
meme_poacher 5y ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/redpillbooks/comments/3rk5zk/the\_red\_pill\_mega\_book\_collection\_v20/
There are books on this that may help you
Naebany 5y ago
Go on top and show me your rhythm
COORDOORS 5y ago
that’s some super white guy shit. are you a bad dancer too? do you dance to lyrics or the drums?
Yoasted 5y ago
What are you talking about? Elaborate on all of this. Genuinely curious.
COORDOORS 5y ago
well, a hero of white people dave grohl once said: “white people dance to lyrics instead of the beat”. that’s why they look awkward as fuck when they dance.
point is, when fucking you should be following a consistent rhythm. like a song. you can change notation but as long as you’re consistent it’ll work out. lots of stopping and starting with no technique is trash.
also if you’re just pounding away like a dumbass how is that fun for anybody? i’m latino so maybe these things are a little more important to me. but point is, keep an even flow. follow the beat.
[deleted] 5y ago
what a very niggardly thing to say
COORDOORS 5y ago
ouch, still reeling from the fact your oneitis preferred black guys?
88VILLI 5y ago
funny cos you sound like you’re reeling from your oneitis preferring white guys.
[deleted] 5y ago
nah, just thought I'd pitch in so we can both be racist here
COORDOORS 5y ago
i’m not even black. so you just look for reasons to be racist towards black people lmao. sad loser.
[deleted] 5y ago
lmao you're triggered pretty easily bro, you ever heard of frame?
Papi189 5y ago
???????????????? happened to me once! Was fuckin her in a house she was house sitting, on her boss’s bed and couch!! My dick was a little too big for her V, she sucked it good though. Another chick asked me if I was drunk when I fucked her b/c I wasn’t giving a fuck
Grapejuice6969 5y ago
Cool story. Maybe youll actually make it a reality one day : D
Papi189 5y ago
Don’t confuse she-males with actual pussy! You fucked a bunch of transgenders and now you’re bragging?? ???????? also, I’m working at Home Depot as a sales rep, for a third party company. It’s only a part time job, and i make $19 per hour before commission. Not too shabby for a college student. Go enjoy a night out with your she-males! Keep fucking them
Grapejuice6969 5y ago
You can deny the fact and twist my story around about me kissing and then actually fucking a gross ass shemale lol. Bro rappers are caught with trannies all the time. And famous actors in movies make out with other dudes.
Funny thing is tho. Ur in college working at home depot while guys like me are fucking real girls in their prime. Have fun wasting ur college years working a borin ass job not going to parties loser LOL
Papi189 5y ago
Sounds like you are one of those people who have no purpose in life, deeming that you can’t live a balanced lifestyle. You’re obviously not smart enough to make money while enjoying life. Yeah I put in 30hrs a week (Did I mention Ive invested my money in real estate with a shit ton of equity all while still in college?) and still manage to pull out a solid gpa while attending parties to a certain degree. I was intelligent enough to realize that there is more to life than constant partying.
As far as sex goes, I hold myself to a certain degree. Can’t be sleeping with He/she like you. I respect myself. Keep enjoying your low/gay lifestyle.
Grapejuice6969 5y ago
Nice paragraph. Now go back to working your shitty job at Home DEPOT to impress your parents PEASANT! Meanwhile Ill be out n free making out with females at a frat party
Papi189 5y ago
She-males
Grapejuice6969 5y ago
Reported :)
TheRealShafron 5y ago
r/ihavesex
CapIshmael 5y ago
She is a stupid whore, no more, no less. Who gives a shit about what stupid whores say? Contonue doing you.
The_Sloth_Racer 5y ago
You need help.