I once had this idea that men like expensive sportcars mainly because it turns on women. If women liked llamas more, men would hit the nightclubs riding a llama - and picking after it's shit.
Today I saw this.
It seems that nowadays it is actually a trend to invite llamas to your wedding.
Shit. Reality has exceeded any imagination.
Try social dancing. Take some salsa lessons, or whatever you can find.
Gives you a social circle, a subject to make small talk about, and the chance to go out alone at nights and meet people comfortably.