Introduction

No mental masturbation in this post guys, sorry to disappoint.

I want to bring up some recent failures that helped me learn/reinforce some things.

I'll talk about three recent scenarios.

Situation 1

NYE. I'm at the venue with my cousin and a group of friends. He's talking to a group of two girls. I make eye contact with a blonde HB8. She smiles, I wink, she grins. Game on. I walk over to her and we say literally two words before a song comes on. She asks me to go watch the band perform the cover of the song, I oblige.

We get to the front and she's drooling over the lead singer. I wave at him and mid-song he leans over. I tell him she's drooling and wants to say hi, her face gets nervous and she looks at me like "you made me so nervous." I just laugh and we go to the back of the crowd where we start making out.

After that we move back to where our groups are to where she asks for my number. I told her it wouldn't really work out because I'm not from the area. She looks at me and says, "you wanna go to the bathroom?" Again, I oblige. (Fuckup #1).

We go to the waiting area outside the bathroom. I can see the stalls in the men[s room are packed and the women's room is full of bitches taking selfies. She starts making out with me there and another blonde comes out the women's bathroom with what I can only describe as, the most piercing dirty look I have ever seen.

She stares me down, looks at the girl and whispers something in her ear. Yep, you guessed it, a cockblock. The girl wants to magically go back to her friends (go figure.) I find one of the mutual friends we had in common and ask her what happened.

Apparently, the blonde "claimed she was a psychic, and sensed that I had herpes." I shit you not, a random gypsy psycho bitch tells that to a girl she doesn't even know.

Lesson Here: Take her to the car, to a hotel, outside the bar, I don't give a fuck where.

Bitches don't want to see other bitches hook up. They hate not being the center of attention. They will cockblock relentlessly.

Bonus: After we split she was hooking up with the lead singer who she was too shy to talk to when I introduced them. Go figure.

Situation 2

Saturday night. New bar opened up. I'm playing pong with a buddy. After we beat the first team consisting of some friends, two girls jump in to play us. We tease them as they miss their shots and one of them keeps locking eyes with me. I smile, she smiles back, but I don't pursue as I want to keep playing. We end up going four in a row before retiring and giving up our spot.

I'm talking to a group of friends, and the girl from game 2 comes up to me, "I'm convinced you guys cheated." I grabbed her by the hand, brought her to the table, "see that fan up there, it was blowing everyone's shots away." She giggled, and started making small talk.

For some reason, I had put my arm around her within those first few seconds. She welcomed and reciprocated by feeling up on me.

The fuck up? I opened my stupid mouth. Instead of physically escalating like I was, I tried to make a sarcastic comment and it blew up in my face.

Lesson Learned: Shut the fuck up and let your body do the talking. Yes you can screw up an interaction with a girl who approaches and is feeling you in seconds.

Situation 3

Same bar. My friend is talking to a group of two. I go over and introduce myself. The girl in front of me isn't feeling me but is feeling him. I tell him to switch places with me. The girl I switch to is on her phone. I tell her "It's rude to be on your phone," and "what are you too good for anyone here?"

She laughs and says, "I like someone." (Shit test) I tell her, "Coincidence, me too," and point to my friend. She starts giggling and we dance. Again, I have to open my dumbass mouth. Instead of enjoying her grinding her shit all over me, I open my mouth and ask about the guy she likes. She gets turned off and leaves.

Lesson Learned: Shut your fucking mouth and be in the moment. It really is emotions with these girls.

Conclusion

So what did we learn? It's always our fault. Even when there's variables we can't control, we should still own our shit and take the losses and learn.

Keep a girl you're hooking up in public with away from other girls. They will cockblock you.

Once she's interested, shut your mouth and let your body do the talking.

Keep it silent unless she breaks it.

Don't be like me in these examples.