Summary: You are the prize. Make sure your girlfriend knows that. And don't let yourself be brought down by wimpy betas like the OP of this post - they're just jelly.

Full thread here. Sorry about the imgur, the archive website is down.

You can't make this shit up, folks. Well you can, and initially I thought this was a troll, but the OP has been around for a while so I think it's real:

So I was chatting with two friends. They're both muscle clad bros and they both have gfs. One was telling a story about how he made his girlfriend cry because he left her on a run they were doing together. His argument was that she should "keep up" with him and that he's not going to let her ruin his workout by making him go slower. He told her this and she cried but then later said she was sorry and didn't mean to ruin his workout.

My other friend agreed and said that was "awesome" and they had a good laugh. I told them they were being dicks and that leaving someone like that is a dick move. We got into a bit of a debate about how you should treat women and people that you date. The argument abruptly ended when my one friend said that "If you're right about how to treat people then why are you the only one single?"

I didn't have anything to say. They laughed. I shut up and bottled it up cause I felt there was nothing else I could do. I should probably mention I am not in great shape at all, pretty pudgy though I try to be active and work out but didn't want to say that was the reason. Yes I know my friends are douche bags, that's not why I am posting this.

I know they're not right but they've been with their gfs for over a 1.5 and 2 years respectively. Meanwhile here I am struggling to get a date on OKC. The whole thing left me feeling very bitter and sad.

So basically he's mad that his friends assert themselves and are the leaders of their relationships. Which is what women want, by the way. Women desire to be submissive and to follow an authoritative commander. Of course, feminism tries to deny this biological reality and that's why you get poor beta white knights like OP who have been raised with the whole "treat women respectfully" bullshit.

And speaking of beta mindsets... it gets better. Check out the comments trying to desperately salvage the situation and hamster everything away so they won't have to face the truth:

It's easy to be bitter at douchebags for having girlfriends, but really, a woman who wants to be with a dick who treats her badly isn't really someone who could thrive with a healthy partner. They're usually attracted to bad treatment because they haven't known anything else, and it takes a lot of self-awareness and personal growth to get beyond this. Some people don't ever. Lonely as you may be, you're probably better off being single than dating girls who are attracted to/apologise for Chaddington behaviour.

Let's see. OP is a fat single depressed introvert. OP's friends are confident, physically healthy and have loyal girlfriends who will do anything for them (including in the bedroom). Yep, OP definitely seems like the winner here...

Bernie Madoff made a lot of money by conning people. Does this invalidate the principle that you shouldn't con people? Do you ever feel bitter at criminals who succeed because they lie to employers, threaten friends, etc?

Remember, feminism is all about choice and non-judgmentalness... except when it goes against the bluepill narrative (ie woman staying with a douchebag). Then suddenly the hamsters come out and call it a con. As if these girls aren't willingly staying with the asshole boyfriends.

I think that there are a lot of hurt and confused people out there and they are easy to take advantage of. Those girls, for example. You don't want what your friends have, you want something totally different, and better. Don't compare yourself to them.

Again, pushing the whole "abuser" narrative. These people just cannot fucking comprehend that many women are attracted to dark triad traits. The truth is there, but people prefer to just stick their heads in the sand.

Some redpill points to take away from this thread.

1 - Being assertive in a relationship will make the girl more attracted to you because she wants to serve under a strong captain.

2 - your beta friends will try to throw a tantrum and bring you down, out of jealous. Don't let them. Let it roll off your back like oil on a duck.

TL;DR: OP pitches a fit after seeing his alpha douchebag boyfriends secure the loyalty of women. Commenters try to hamster but the truth is patently obvious - females are drawn to this stuff. It works.