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TL;DR - The officer who made the call did so without authorization. He was a white knight who tried to bait me into going down and incriminating myself. He was suspended without pay for a very short time, and I was told will be under strict monitoring when he returns. The LTR made sure to convey the fact that I did nothing wrong.
So I did notice that the voicemail was a little scratchy, like it came from mobile. It didn't come from a landline. I still called the LTR, noticeably pissed.
She insisted she only told them my first name, and she said, "after I realized the conclusion that they immediately came to when I said we got into a 'fight', I went stone faced and reiterated that you didn't do anything bad". She said one officer was just jotting things down, and the other was trying to extract more information about me, but she wouldn't budge.
LTR called the station with me on the other line, and had their badge numbers as identification, and once I gave them the number that called me, they confirmed it was the "interrogator" officer's cell phone. After a short pause, they said he used his company computer to search her Facebook, and get my name. From there, getting my cell number was a piece of cake. The other officer's notes confirm what the LTR said. We actually talked to him on the phone, he said he's been doing this for 20 years, he knows signs when he sees them, and we were good.
The officer was given two week's suspension without pay, and will be on heavy watch when he returns. The LTR and I will both be filling restraining orders against this officer.
This went from a lesson in not trusting women, to always being on the lookout for white knights.

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Get a restraining order against the LTR too while you're at it.
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HiGuysiamkewl 9y ago
WHYYYYYYYYYYY. Why would anyone go out of their way and risk their job to impress some woman that he doesn't even know. What runs through a white knights mind? "Oh if I show that I am a champion for woman's rights she will just jump on my cock" Holy fuck.
evileddy 9y ago
Call Recorder for android, lets you save every incoming and outgoing phone call and even syncs with your cloud ( google drive, dropbox, etc ) https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.nll.acr&hl=en
It's saved my ass so many times... women forget that we can record their craziness and when the cops hear some chick screaming "I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU" over and over on a message they leave you alone.
megadummy 9y ago
I'm surprised that you haven't ended the LTR.
Guess this is one of those memories for the "we've been through so much together" catalog.
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Yep this is not the update i was hoping for; OP is a beta bitch.
Sketti-Os 9y ago
We're in limbo right now. Not really sure what I want to do. If I keep her around, she's on a tight fucking leash.
In reality, all she really did was take a joke too far and piss me off. Is that really worth losing meals on the table after the gym/work, sex/bjs/back massages whenever I want them, laundry and dishes done for me?
RedEyesBlueShades 9y ago
Stop fucking rationalising!
Are
Really worth going to jail for???
JustDoMeee 9y ago
OP only you know what the best decision is for you at this time, you don't have to listen to what guys on TRP say, just take them into consideration and remember AWALT, other than that have fun while it lasts.
rpm612 9y ago
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.1505
LordThunderbolt 9y ago
Scarcity mentality... Disgusting. "It's worth putting up with all the crazy and bullshit because there is no one else out there for me". Disgusting
[deleted] 9y ago
She spit on you, almost got in a car accident with you and reported you to the police.
ColonelMitchell 9y ago
Pathetic man. Just remember that on this day you put feelz before realz.
[deleted] 9y ago
You're completely right. A LTR falsely reporting you to the police as a joke and nearly ruining your life is totally worth the BJ's.
Sketti-Os 9y ago
She didn't report me to the police. And she helped me get to the bottom of it by providing me with badge numbers and giving a report that the non-whiteknight confirmed my innocence with.
I truly don't care what you guys think. Some of you are worse than the relationshits sub fucks. It's not her fault this cuck took thinks to far. I'm only going to punish her for what she did wrong - spot some drink at me. Which I know she did in a playful manner, but still pissed me off.
0kool74 9y ago
no amount of poon is worth sacrificing your freedom dude. You really need to wise up and grow a brain. Now she has a roadmap to ruin you when something really goes sketchy.
[deleted] 9y ago
How is it not reporting you to the police if she talks about you to the police?
1v1crown 9y ago
Let him go down in flames dude. He is only here to try and get advice that he wants to hear, not real advice. This guy is a chick and is on that feels before reals train of thought. I know for a fact if anyone reports me to the cops I'm not going to know that person anymore no matter who it is.
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Refigerator1043 9y ago
This is why I don't have facebook. Also thinking about using disposable phones and fake names with women. Too much of this shit going on lately.
xavine 9y ago
She tried to have you arrested for domestic violence and you stayed with her? Seriously?
favours_of_the_moon 9y ago
That's cool, but I'd get one on HER too.
BowlOfCandy 9y ago
You should also file a restraining order against the LTR. Zero tolerance.
Newdist2 9y ago
Did they provide you with any proof of this?
RationalKing 9y ago
Glad your are not in jail but you should still end that relationship.
crabpipe 9y ago
Imagine what will happen next time she gets drunk and angry and knows the police are waiting to arrest an alleged batterer with baited breath? A lot of us have lived these nightmares.
She had zero qualms about 'blaming' you for her reckless driving when she faced even the slightest of consequences. GET OUT NOW
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[deleted] 9y ago
Disagree: those are nice for sex but they leave you empty inside eventually. Ltrs fix this, but ops issue was that he didn't screen her well enough.
[deleted] 9y ago
You're definitely barking up the wrong tree if you are looking for fulfillment in anything outside of yourself.
[deleted] 9y ago
It is a hilarious yet depressing thing that you draw that conclusion from your long and incoherent rant.
ElLetdown 9y ago
Funny enough, I was riding around with an ex driving (By the way, a girl insisting that she drives is a shit test, I see that now). She started swerving around the lanes in an attempt to be "fun". Of course, she gets pulled over. White knight police officer immediately assumes we were fighting, takes her out of the car to question her without being afraid of me. Lets us go, I fucked her brains out like I hated her anyways... Because I did.
White knights are in law enforcement now. OP is right no one is safe.
Refigerator1043 9y ago
Now? They always have been. Who else would take that job?
Eidolon3436 9y ago
Pigs. Straight up powermad fucks. There is no end to THAT anger phase.
ElLetdown 9y ago
I assume people who are doped up on action movies and people who think they could do better. Then again I'm sure they all have the fantasy of saving a lady in a gunfight and then she gratitude fucks him then and there on the bad guy's body. So, yeah you're right.
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ElLetdown 9y ago
You fall into the "People who think they can do better" category. Which isn't a bad thing. Godspeed bro.
NotUpToAnythingGood 9y ago
Another rule to live by....
Watch out for the white knights.