I hear everyone talk like you need a gigantic dick to use a magnum condom.

Because of that talk, I hadn’t used a magnum since my dick is not gigantic, though it is above average.

On the way to the second girl I fucked, however, I went to pick up some condoms. I went into the gas station and I couldn’t find condoms, so I asked the guy behind the counter.

He said, “here you go” and handed me Trojan magnum condoms.

I sure as fuck wasn’t going to just assume my dick was too small and embarrass myself by asking for something else, so I took them.

They have been the best condoms and they’ve never fallen off so I continue to use them.

But I heard someone say something about magnum condoms and needing a big dick for them so I googled it and it says your dick needs to be 8 inches.

Maybe I could get to 8 inches if I shoved the ruler into the pubic pad deep as fuck, but I don’t do that because I’m not sure if that’s cheating.

I’ve never fully unrolled the condom because of the tendon that gets in the way.

So what are your thoughts?