I know everything has been getting really heavy around here lately. We live in a crazy society. We need to be aware of the problems men face. We need to be prepared to deal with feminism and all attacks against men. For any guys out there who are trying to get over the hump and find some success in their own sex lives, here is a field report that might help your attempts with dating apps.

TL;DR: Matched on Bumble. Set date immediately. Showed up and got flaked on with an excuse. Pressure flipped, she showed up and fucked within 2 hours of meeting. Ragdolled and face fucked her. She pretended to be mad at the treatment. She bitched at me in an attempt to break my frame. She failed, submitted again, and got fucked, again.

Introduction: Saturday afternoon I matched with a cute HB6.5 on Bumble. We'll call her Kate. The girls have to message first, and Kate messaged me within a few minutes of matching.

Kate: Hey : )

Self-honest: Hey Kate, you're cute. We should go out sometime.

Kate: Hey Self-honest we should some time I'm down lol.

Self-honest: I'll be at (local bar) later. Meet me there at 7:30 for a drink and we'll go on an adventure downtown.

Kate: Alright cool I'll see you at 7:30.

That is exactly how I plan to use Bumble or Tinder every time. Anything more than this is turning into an investment of time that would be better spent approaching women in real life. I will playfully banter for 2-3 messages if she leads the interaction in that direction, but then it's time to shit or get off the pot.

Also, just as a reference point, I'm barely 5'7" and I have no idea if this girl is taller than me or has any hang ups or height requirements. Fuck it guys. If she gets there and isn't feeling me it's her loss. My dick is big enough and I'm a grown ass man who knows what he's worth.

Fast forward to the evening. I live about 30 minutes from downtown, but Kate's profile says she lives close to the city. My logistics are based on getting back to her place or finding another solution.

I arrive a few minutes early to secure optimal seating as it is a Saturday night and the bars get busy quick. I order a beer and send her a message.

Self-honest: It's packed. Got some seats at the bar.

Kate: Dang you didn't say anything back to me. I thought you stood me up.

.......Now here we come across a challenge. Is she flaking and making up an excuse? It's true, I didn't say anything back after she agreed to meeting me at that bar at 7:30, but I shouldn't have to. She knew I would be there anyway. What are her intentions?

I had a full beer and a playoff football game to watch on TV so I decided to give it one more shot. If it worked, great. If she flaked, I would take my sexy ass to some clubs and game the night away. Win-win.

Self-honest: No way. I'm a man of my word. You gonna stand me up or you want to have some fun?

Kate: Lol yeah I live 10 minutes from downtown so I'm gonna throw on some clothes and then be on my way.

Good answer Kate. I messaged a few other matches, watched some football, and by the time I was finishing my first beer she messaged me saying that she was parking. I ordered another beer so she would be stuck ordering a drink by herself if she wanted one.

She walks in and I stand up and give her a hug to initiate kino from the beginning. She's looking cute and has a really nice ass.

I kicked back in my chair like a king and started teasing her and asking her questions. She's an international business major. She loves to travel. She lives at home with her parents (logistics will be a problem). So I dig in on her passion for travel, which I happen to share with her. When she laughs at my jokes I make sure to keep building my kino by reaching out and touching her arm just above the elbow while maintaining eye contact.

She orders a beer and goes to hand the bartender her card. The bartender says he will just put us on the same tab and split it up later if we want. This kind of shit will never change, be prepared to make her pay. It's dumb to spend money on someone you just met. It's even dumber to give off a provider vibe if you're trying to get your dick wet.

At one point she says, "You seem so nice, I can't ever imagine you getting angry or being mean." Now I'm not sure if this is because of my height (she's at least 5'7" if not 5'8"), or if it was just a classic shit/frame test. I just looked her in the eyes with a glare and said, "Oh, I can be mean." She said, "Ok we'll see." while cracking a smile.

We finished our beers and I suggested we head somewhere new. I ask the bartender to tab us out and he says, "all together?" I looked Kate in the eyes and casually said, "split em up."

I knew of a cool bar a block away with self pour taps on the wall and she had mentioned her love for craft beers. I led the way without mention of where we were headed. When we arrived we both checked in with our credit cards, got a drink, and found an open corner of the place to hang out.

There was a chalkboard on the wall. I pulled up a list of Pictionary words on my phone so we could have something fun to play. For anyone who doesn't know what that is, one person gets a word like "elephant", then tries to draw an elephant while the other people watch and try to guess what they're drawing. This was a fun way to tease her and up the kino while passing the chalk/phone back and forth. I would make fun of how bad she was at drawing then playfully congratulate her while putting my hand on her lower back or wrapping my arm around her waist.

After we finished one drink we had a charged moment where we locked eyes and our faces were pretty close together. I should have escalated, but the moment passed me by quickly. Don't hesitate guys.

I went to the bathroom and knew it was time to make a move. I came back and continued the game. The next time I handed her the chalk I locked eyes with her and said, "come here." I put my hand on her waist and kissed her. She kissed me back ferociously. We made out for a few minutes and I started grabbing all over that nice ass I had been checking out earlier. She was digging it so I greenlighted grabbing a titty before backing off to grab another beer.

We played a few more rounds with teasing and lite kino. Then I went in for the makeout again. It got really heavy. I was escalating even more by grabbing her ass roughly like I wanted to fuck, putting my hand down her shirt to squeeze her tits and play with her nipples, spreading her cheeks and touching her pussy from behind, and grinding her pussy onto my dick. I whispered in her ear, "I just want to take you somewhere and fuck you right now." She asks if I live nearby. I don't. I'm thinking bathroom or car. She suggests a hotel that's 5 minutes away, but says she can't afford to pay. I'm down, fuck it. Sounds way better than a bathroom. We close out and I tell her I'm riding with her.

We get to the room and I tell her to put some music on her phone. I grab her and start making out heavily. I push her jacket off, then I put her hand on my dick. She starts rubbing it and taking my pants off. She strips down fast and she's dripping wet when I touch her pussy. I fuck her good, hard, and long. She cums a lot. I don't. I've gotten really good at not cumming and my dick was worn out after like 30-40 minutes. No shame, I tell her I need a break. I rest up for a few minutes then re-engage.

She's lying on her back and I climb up on her chest and stick my dick in her mouth. She starts sucking and gagging herself. I start pumping and fucking her throat. I was going to stop and put it in her pussy but I was really into it. I fucked her face hard and came down her throat while she gagged on my cock.

She acted so mad and ran to the bathroom to wash her mouth out. "Uggllhh Why did you cum in my mouth!?" I laughed and said "sorry" but I clearly did not give a fuck. She came back out and laid down next to me. While talking she said I looked different from my pictures online. I looked smaller. I stared at her and said, "smaller how?" smirking and glaring. She said, "your face looks smaller." Ok Kate sure it does. I know she meant I was shorter than she expected. I laughed at her and said, "Oh really, that makes sense." I fucked the shit out of her a few more times until morning. She kept telling me how good my dick felt.

In the morning she told me her pussy was swollen and I hurt her. I smirked and put her hand on my hard dick. She sucked it then I fucked her one more time. I could tell she was in pain, but she came so hard and shook and wrapped her legs around me anyway. If she told me to stop I would have. I grabbed some complimentary breakfast and a ride back to my car. My balls were sufficiently drained.

Lessons Learned:

• Pressure flip on flakes by not giving a shit if you ever see them again, or for the first time in this case. Maybe they'll show up. What do you have to lose?

• Move around to multiple locations when you're meeting someone for the first time. It will make her more comfortable. I could never have escalated at bar #1, but 30 minutes at bar #2 and I was grabbing everything I wanted to put my hands on.

• Play games so you can kino more frequently.

• Escalate means keep going further. Getting overly sexual in a public place sealed the deal. We needed to go somewhere else before I got us kicked out.

• Putting her hand on your dick is a powerful tool. It communicates exactly what you want and you can learn everything you need to know from her reaction. With the recent Aziz Ansari story, he used this move and she backed away multiple times. This means you need to shut it down and send her home. If she escalates from there, you're good to go.

• Treat her like a fuck doll. She likes it. I have never roughly fucked someone's face/throat like that. I felt like I was crossing a line, but I enjoyed it and remembered to do what I enjoyed. She didn't stop me and continued to submit after throwing a little fit/shit test my way.

• Shorter guys, get over it. Don't use it as an excuse. Don't use it as a crutch. If it doesn't bother you it won't bother her.

• Always have other plans that will make you equally as happy. Your mindset will help you avoid unattractive behavior.

Edit: formatting, preface, lessons learned.