So, you didn't get laid, yet, you are giving us advice on how to escape the FZ while still in the FZ.

"I don't need any more friends" has worked for me in the past.
Storytime:
This was when I still had a lot of trouble just escalating to a k-close. I was out with a short blonde girl that I shared social circle with, and ended up dancing around with her for hours in different bars - but never went for the kiss, just charmed her as I was in an awesome state.
As we were walking around the streets early in the morning towards her place, she said something like "bla bla we are friends bla bla" to which I would reply - "I have enough friends, I don't need more" in a nonchalant tone of voice.
It stunned her, visibly stunned her - the reason being, I imagine, that the guys she would hang around with (except yours truly) were AFC nice guys who would feel like their chances were toast in my situation. After stumbling around the streets, joking around, we ended up going each our ways. No kiss. I was still a newbie (lack of experience, but knew the theory).
Right before I went to sleep, she texted me to come over around 5 am (she lived 2 km from my dorm), because her alarm clock didn't work (she had lost her phone) and she had to go to work early in the morning (obvious bullshit excuse, I think). So I came over, and slept next to her for two hours. No kissing, no sex haha. To be fair I was totally exhausted.

A week later
We ended up hanging out the next weekend, with some of her friends - a cute (slightly chubby girl, who was super into me) and a handsome, but super AFC nice guy.
I met up with them around 2 am looking my best, best cologne, best hair style, best clothing. Drank two beers, and stole her away from the needy AFC. To spike attraction, I danced/hit on other girls - total contrast to the neediness of the nice guy. Around 1 hour after we had met, she wanted to get away from him. I wanted to spare him from hurt feelings, told him that I would take her home (so she was safe, lol). He ended up following us for around 200 meters haha.
At her apartment entrance, I asked her "I'm so sweaty from all the dancing, can I use your shower?" (it was a hot summer night in Scandinavia). We went up to her room. I went to the bathroom to freshen up, trying to gather the courage to go for the kiss. She wasn't sending too many signals, being rather coy, but the fact was: she had invited me into her apartment, she was lying on her bed, waiting for me to come in. I went inside, laid my head on her back and teased her about her new ugly alarm clock. After 2 minutes, I turned around, pushed her over and assaulted her face with my tongue lol (close to the truth). Had the best sex up until that point in my life, very rough and passionate. Ended up cumming in her mouth. The next day she sent me photos of her bruised back and arms. "damn girl, you bruise like a peach". Ended up hanging out a lot after that day. The End.

The friendzone is just a shyttest to the alpha and a door close to the beta

all this rambling and giant text wall and you didn't even get laid.

I honestly don't know what all this talk about the "friend zone" is. Girls either continue to answer my texts, or don't. If they continue, we bang. Simple.

This is in no way a statement that this is a bad field report, but you do need to get off your high horse a little bit.

Here is the most important part of this. In her mind I FRIENDZONED HER. Women hate this shit. This is one game where the first one to say it wins. I was already ready to next her and didn't care either way. This also throws the ball in her court. If she wants to hang she can hit me up. If not its a next.

Yeah but that's the thing - you were not the one to say it first; she was.

That whole part of the FR reeks of sour grapes.

What are your intentions here, exactly? You say you don't "do" relationships, but your actions indicate that you are making some kind of messy LTR play here. This is college. People hook up and fuck all the time, often after one meeting. You've now had two, some decent escalation but IMO if you don't fuck-close by date #3, it's over under these circumstances.

If SHE feels like hooking up, she can do so at any time -- just not necessarily with you. It's possible she's even hooked up with someone else in these intervening periods -- not certain, but possible. Never forget that. The goal here is YOU want to be that guy, not the one that picks up the scraps.

You can't get friendzoned when you never had serious female friends.

She shit-tested you and you passed. You were never in the friend zone. At best you can be credited with dodging the friend zone.

Escaping it is a whole different animal.

There is one infamous question that has been asked time and time again on askTRP. "How do I escape the friend zone?" I am going to tell you one of the only ways to do this successfully.

Actually, you don't - or at least you're not solving the problem for the usual friendship situation, i.e. one where a guy wants a girl, but the girl isn't really interested in him (or has already lost any potential interest and the relationship isn't really salvageable).

What you described here is a situation where there already was some sexual tension, meaning that the girl has shown that she is potentially open for intimacy with you and is just stuck in a limbo between "should I do something with him or should I not?", hovering towards the "I rather shouldn't because (reasons)".

Most of the time however, we're dealing with situations where the only valid way to escape the friendzone (which by the way does exist) is by simply refusing to let yourself be friendzoned; and where any further investment in that "relationship" is tantamount to throwing good money after bad.

They are friends I stick my dick in but friends none the least.

so you stuck your dick in this girl? bc it sounds like you just cuddled on the sofa during a movie and then got a goodnight kiss. until you actually put your dick in her vagina, you're still in the friendzone.

don't you understand that this is exactly how girls pull guys into orbit? they tease them and lead them on jusssst enough so that the guy is convinced that she is totally DTF it just hasn't happened yet. but then it somehow never happens.

you think you're playing this girl, but she's really playing you.

How to escape the friend zone? never enter.

that work only if you can make her see you as her goal, if she doesnt see you as her goal it doesnt work ... you need to know how to maintain frame to that, using blue pill skin, and red pill ways, its fun to try but for people new to game will be lost because they will not use blue pill skin, they will become blue pill fully ...

I'll give myself two chances with a girl at max. Sometimes shit happens on the first "date" and nothing happens but on the second I have to close. After the second if nothing happens I take it she is just not into me that way and I move on, so in theory I cannot be friend zoned. I learned the hard way the first time, and so should you.

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me

You do have to realize that most men get friendzoned before any sexual vibe was established.

Those are much more difficult to escape and will need you to cut contact. If you failed for months to make a relationship sexual in nature, you won't make it happen overnight by changing attitude. It's a fool's quest and you just just gtfo but if it happens, you will need to have a long time away from her to build your new self.