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Here it goes. Me [39], GF [26], been together over 1.5 years. GF has always wanted bigger boobs. She's going 650 CC's possibly 700. ;)

I told her in advance, "Big, small, just yourself as you are, etc., I support you regardless, but no way am I putting money into them."

GF: "Why not?"

Me: "Man who pays is the last who plays. I know, I've played with a whole bunch of married fake tits."

She rolls her eyes

And I haven't put a dime into them. I've seen so many useful idiots part with cash to put in a car someone else is driving, myself included, hell no. I went to her first appointment with Doc. Surgery comes up next month.

I stand by my sentiment. I'll never buy boobs for a woman. She earned and saved the money herself. So I'll enjoy them as long as I can keep her interested.

Edit: As an aside, GF wants to go quite large on the boob scale. It's other women who have pushed back the hardest when she tells them what she wants.

Edit II: For the "fake boob" virtue signalers and concern trolls:

"Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live. It is asking others to live as one wishes to live. And unselfishness is letting other people's lives alone, not interfering with them. Selfishness always aims at creating around it an absolute uniformity of type. Unselfishness recognizes infinite variety of type as a delightful thing, accepts it, acquiesces in it, enjoys it. It is not selfish to think for oneself. A man who does not think for himself does not think at all. It is grossly selfish to require of one's neighbor that he should think in the same way, and hold the same opinions. Why should he? If he can think, he will probably think differently. If he cannot think, it is monstrous to require thought of any kind from him. A red rose is not selfish because it wants to be a red rose. It would be horribly selfish if it wanted all the other flowers in the garden to be both red and roses." - Oscar Wilde, The Soul of Man and Prison Writings

When you understand that quote, you are very free from a lot of social, cultural, and religious constructs.

[-] redpillschool 284 Points 2 years ago

Be careful. A chick looking to upgrade her looks during a LTR can mean she wants to attract somebody who isn't you. Who is she advertising to?

[-] textualintercourse 108 Points 2 years ago

She's one of those Daddy Issue types with dreams of being Cosplay famous in the steps of her idol Jessica Nigri.

So yeah, I give us a solid 7 to 8 months after she gets the boobs before she goes to more monetized pastures.

Edit: Real life idol: Jessica Nigri Anime idol: Super Sonico

[-] failingtheturingtest 88 Points 2 years ago

Bloke's a fucking realist. At least you know how to make the most of your time.

[-] textualintercourse 83 Points 2 years ago

I'm going to keep riding this girl like its my last. Who knows, that might keep her around.

Nah, who am I kidding. But damn rights I'm going to enjoy it while I got it!

[-] RedAnachronism 49 Points 2 years ago

Best attitude. A sucker I know bought his fiance new tits. Relationship lasted about 2 months after that.

[-] ThroatPoka 1 Point 2 years ago

I'd have ripped those balloons right the fuck out too. Of course I wouldn't have busted my wallet for them either.

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[-] Archwinger 11 Points 2 years ago

This guy gets it. Women are for fucking.

He's not trying to make her into something she's not. He's just using her for her purpose until she is no longer useful for that purpose, such as by leaving him for some other dude. Then he'll go find another person to fuck.

If he's smart, he already has a few other irons in the fire.

[-] Demmitri 5 Points 2 years ago

You are doing exactly what you must to do. Good man.

[-] Hltchens -37 Point 2 years ago

cosplay famous

Never heard of a more frivolous and empty pursuit in my life.

Except my past four LTRs are as follows: Scientist with NASA, something with nutrition (don't know don't care), Actuarial math major doing something with accounting (again, don't know/care), and a PHD candidate in biology or something at UCSC; again not sure don't care.

Point being I've never and will never date a bimbo.

[-] longshot1710 42 Points 2 years ago

Sick dude you want a point for that insightful comment?

[-] Hltchens -32 Point 2 years ago

You think I give a fuck? "Points"? I couldn't care less about em.

Matter of fact, I downvoted myself just to get it started.

[-] xx69bootyhunter69xx 26 Points 2 years ago

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/096/564/2f7.jpg

[-] Hltchens -15 Point 2 years ago

Totally. I'm beside myself over here. Boo hoo.

[-] DavoAmazo 6 Points 2 years ago

That comment made my day.
I'm also going to downvote my self now.

[-] mwait 4 Points 2 years ago

Point being I've never and will never date a bimbo.

Keep telling yourself that, champ.

[-] Hltchens 0 Points 2 years ago

It's not a mantra I repeat to myself. It's a standard of living m8. You might even get there one day if you can catch up.

[-] LastRevision 70 Points 2 years ago

A chick looking to upgrade her looks during a LTR can mean she wants to attract somebody who isn't you.

Also why you never date a fat chick thinking you can buy-in cheap and build her value by whipping her into shape; a horrible blue pill misconception.

[-] Merwebb 25 Points 2 years ago

Yep. As soon as they shear the weight they become regular Stacy. Dont be fooled by nice girls.

[-] MAGA_God-Emperor 1 Point 2 years ago

As long as its casual and not a LTR then you're fine right? I am in no way attracted to the fattys. Simply wondering if there is a way a person would invest in a women's self improvement while still being alpha enough at the end to get the rewards.

[-] 2comment 14 Points 2 years ago

That's the difference between the sexes. In general, men love their gadgets (cars, tech, golfing clubs, whatever they're into) like women love their men. Purely utilitarian. They both quickly upgrade to the latest and greatest they can get.

I'm pretty sure everyone here seen a man investing in a woman (be it her body, her education, or however) and that it backfired on him 9 times out of 10 as they made themselves a lower rung in the ladder of cock.

This is why the average man first has to get out of the gadget trap and realize his greatest investment is himself.

[-] Realloveintexas 4 Points 2 years ago

God damn. That was literally word for word what my mindset was with my first girlfriend. I thought I could "buy-in cheap", whip her into shape, and I'd feel like the luckiest man alive.

Lets just say she absolutely refused to workout. I tried to walk with her around the apartment and she gave up halfway.

[-] Your_Coke_Dealer 4 Points 2 years ago

Who cares? If OP's turn is about to be up, so be it. I wouldn't complain about being out of tokens at an arcade if I got them for free in the first place.

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[-] [deleted] 1 Point 2 years ago

Very common move. Almost predictable at this point

[-] LaLongCarabine 91 Points 2 years ago

I don't know of anyone whose LTR got fake tits and wasn't screwing around on him in a matter of months.

[-] SlothBabby 73 Points 2 years ago

This. Women aren't getting implants to attract the guys they already have...

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[-] KingRobotPrince 10 Points 2 years ago

Regardless of the motivation, you can guarantee she will get more offers post-op. And the more offers the higher chance of her taking one.

[-] Cozc 7 Points 2 years ago

This.

Also fake tits are gross.

[-] [deleted] 2 Points 2 years ago

A close friend's ex cheated on him soon after a boob implant. She pretty much admitted wanting to show them off to other guys.

[-] juliusstreicher 1 Point 2 years ago

Wow! I thought that I was going to impress by telling of the ONE case that I knew of. I didn't know that it was THIS bad!

[-] creating_my_life 89 Points 2 years ago

For dating value, suppose you could write a check for $10,000 and get broad shoulders, chiseled chest, abs, and be 6-3? Every man in the world would write this check. That's what chicks do with fake boobs.

I've had several friends get fake boobies. One of them was a good decision. She was a taller girl, wide hips, and NO chest at all. Her fake boobs finally made her look proportional. My other observation is...if a woman isn't a size 2/4 before she considers it, why fucking bother?

[-] Certifiedfamilylaw 40 Points 2 years ago

For dating value, suppose you could write a check for $10,000 and get broad shoulders, chiseled chest, abs, and be 6-3?

That's why I don't judge women who opt for it

[-] Your_Coke_Dealer 22 Points 2 years ago

That and I imagine if your username is serious (unlike mine), making $10,000 in disposable income happens a lot faster than working out would get you to that shape.

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[-] sailorJery 3 Points 2 years ago

well, not for that anyways

[-] Lsegundo 2 Points 2 years ago

Men could also just deal drugs and have women throwing pussy at them.. not all guys go down that road.

Work with what you have got. Breast implants require at least 2 surgeries (implant and eventual removal)

Implants are a red flag to me of either low self esteem, extreme hypergamy, or some other defect in a woman that gets them. The exceptions to this would be post mastectomy or to correct completely lopsided boobs or some other extreme physical defect. Small breasts are not an extreme physical defect.

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[-] slay_it_forward 29 Points 2 years ago

No fake tits aren't even nice. They're almost always blatantly fake and not great to the touch. They don't have the juiciness and bounciness that natties have.

[-] BigBillDoyle 23 Points 2 years ago

You can't ever beat natural. Give me natural A's over fake D's any day.

[-] Demmitri 7 Points 2 years ago

Divided opinion. While natural C's are uberly superior to fake C's; natural A's over fake C's is a matter of tastes.

[-] AtlRP 5 Points 2 years ago

I agree. I've also seen some post-kid tits that were ravaged from breast feeding and would definitely benefit from at least a mastopexy (breast lift).

[-] AnonymousAndLovinIt 3 Points 2 years ago

It confuses me why they do it then.

[-] Zweihander747 2 Points 2 years ago

This 100%. Unless the girls tits are small as shit, au naturelle is much better

[-] mwait 2 Points 2 years ago

Fake tits look 100x times better than real tits... unless the girl is 19 and has nothing bigger than a Bcup.

Nothing beats a big C/small D up around a broad's chin.

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[-] kez88 19 Points 2 years ago

You can, it's called steroids! Much cheaper than fake tits too. Unfortunately you can't fix the 6'3 part

[-] [deleted] 20 Points 2 years ago

Steroids aren't magic, you still have to eat and lift. Or you could just up the tren....Either way

[-] kez88 14 Points 2 years ago

They aren't magic, but they're pretty close haha

[-] [deleted] 9 Points 2 years ago

Oh yeah with the right training, sleep and food shit happens much quicker.

[-] trippinallday -3 Point 2 years ago

Yeah get on that juice and be low T for the rest of your life. Definitely worth getting shredded faster.

[-] [deleted] 12 Points 2 years ago

I'm on TRT for life, no fucks given

[-] kez88 9 Points 2 years ago

you wont be low t from a few cycles or short term blasting and cruising. Plus you get way better results than just shredding faster.

[-] trippinallday 13 Points 2 years ago

It's been shown that even after a single cycle your natural t levels never return to their previous level. Maybe not low T explicitly, but lower T than before.

[-] Oberyn_Reed 6 Points 2 years ago

Test E is cheap as dirt, cruise forever.

[-] pspman354 1 Point 2 years ago

Do you just run that? What about acne and hair loss?

[-] Oberyn_Reed 1 Point 2 years ago

From what I understand, steroids will only cause thinning in men not genetically predisposed to hair loss. I'm not worried about it. Acne is easy enough to contain, you just need a good routine that incorporates various otc acne meds like peroxide and salicylic acid and continue to use them at least once a week to avoid developing acne. In those who had severe acne during puberty, Isotretinoin is an option if otc's can't keep the acne at bay.

For a first cycle, test is all that is recommended. It's all that I run when cruising, and all I need. The steroids sub has a lot of info in their wiki about steroid use and your first cycle.

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[-] kez88 2 Points 2 years ago

its possible, I wouldn't say its a rule

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[-] bigmfkr 2 Points 2 years ago

Unfortunately you can't fix the 6'3 part

GH or peptides before 18-20 actually can grow people. Very careful AI usage can delay fusing of growth plates – it's mainly triggered by estradiol.

[-] textualintercourse 16 Points 2 years ago

Agreed.

Of course I'm bias, but her hip to waist to chest is fantastic, except she is average to below on the boobs. She'll look quite stunning afterwards. She's already a hot pocket as is, but I'm quite content with her decision.

[-] xx69bootyhunter69xx 1 Point 2 years ago

Hey man, after you're done with her, could you hook me up with her? Just kidding...

[-] makeyourpoint 10 Points 2 years ago

you should figure out how to hunt your own booty

[-] psychyness 5 Points 2 years ago

Fun fact, girls hate when you try to pawn them off to your friends/roommates when you're done with them.

I may have lost a couple plates attempting this. Obviously these weren't girls I cared about or I wouldn't have been trying to hook my buddy up.

[-] Schhwing 7 Points 2 years ago

That's a gross overstatement. Girls aren't modifying their bone structure. I would compare it to going to 10% body fat for a man.

[-] Phoenixtorment 2 Points 2 years ago

Not even that, he is comparing a prime sexual value for women with a secondary for a man.

It's more like pay $10.000 to have improved social skills with women.

[-] FairlyNaive 1 Point 2 years ago

Pay $10. 000 to get $1 000 000 :D

[-] Shaman6624 1 Point 2 years ago

I wouldn't do it if all the muscles weren't real muscles. That's just weird.

[-] Phoenixtorment -20 Point 2 years ago

Every man in the world would write this check.

No. This is your bluepill talking.

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[-] [deleted] 71 Points 2 years ago

If it flies, fucks, or floats, its better to rent. Good job not paying for her fisrt step to branch swing.

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[-] [deleted] -4 Point 2 years ago

Exactly. I'd part ways just to avoid the impending headache.

[-] 420KUSHBUSH 55 Points 2 years ago

I can't stand fake tits.

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[-] 420KUSHBUSH 12 Points 2 years ago

I love all natural only, baby!

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[-] cappingPeople 15 Points 2 years ago

I can't stand iguana tits either.

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Some of them are really nice. If she has really wide hips and a big ass (like a lot of south american chicks) they tend to make her look way better. The downside is they basically lose all feeling in the nipples and as a guy who likes to suck tits it can be a bummer because they just get bored.

[-] niczar 3 Points 2 years ago

The only instance where I find them acceptable is for women who have really weirdly shaped tits. But then these don't typically go for the "huge" models, which are absolutely ridiculous and turn me off completely. Otherwise, even though I like big boobs, I'll take small ones over fake ones any day.

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[-] Metalgear222 35 Points 2 years ago

Uh OP, demote to plate status soon? Or just be ready I guess. She WILL branch swing.

[-] textualintercourse 53 Points 2 years ago

The branch swing is inevitable. Yup.

But freedom will probably do me some good.

[-] smirk_addict 33 Points 2 years ago

Dude you have the greatest mindset for all of this. Unless a woman lost her breast shape to breast feeding, breast cancer or just weight loss...fake boobs is a red flag to me. It wrecks of insecurity and every woman I've known that has gotten one has branch swung. Some as quickly as weeks after surgery. Had this one chick at the gym that got them and was showing them off and letting guys touch them. She wasn't single.

[-] [deleted] 11 Points 2 years ago

Fake tits lets you know right off the bat she is unhappy with the attention she is getting. But the branch swing is not allways implied. I know a famous girl that just recently had them done, she will stay with her bf forever because he fucking dominates her, she is his pet dog. The problem is not keeping bitches in line, its that neither of these relationship types are healthy or civilized.

[-] smirk_addict 1 Point 2 years ago

I never thought about that. Makes so much fucking sense.

[-] Entropy-7 34 Points 2 years ago

This is ancient history but I had an LTR get a boob job and it worked out ok. She and I were 30-ish and she was a single mother with two kids (never again and you young shit heads should not contemplate going down that path).

She was a hottie: 5'4" and 110 pounds but her tits were a sorry sight. It was on her dime to go from an A cup to a D cup. She went from 110 pounds to 114: those D cups were 2 pounds a piece.

She looked awesome but to be honest I was happy playing with her little, floppy tits rather than her later melons.

[-] Aarxnw 4 Points 2 years ago

Is there some sort of rule against plating a single mother?

[-] Entropy-7 31 Points 2 years ago

Nope. They make great plates; just don't LTR them.

[-] Aarxnw 4 Points 2 years ago

Oh okay, just making sure. Yeah for sure, I wouldn't dream of it, even before TRP.

[-] RedPillersareCucks 20 Points 2 years ago

You should definitely plate one. They know the game and generally won't cause drama. A lot of the worst drama comes from clingy girls in the 18-23 range who think you're the one, and want to upgrade from plate status.

Single mom? It's your turn, she knows it. She'll wake you with a blowjob, then pay for her own taxi home when you kick her out because your next plate is coming over in 10 minutes. And then text you nudes while she knows you're fucking the other plate.

And if you're really insane, their daughters do turn 18.

[-] Aarxnw 5 Points 2 years ago

I know you're joking, but I'm young enough to the point that that's not creepy, so if I find the right single mum with a fantastic set of genes, who is still somehow single when her daughter turns 18, then maybe I'll give it a shot.

Thanks for setting me the ultimate challenge, I'll let you know when it's complete.

[-] RedPillersareCucks 16 Points 2 years ago

Heh, I'm only half joking. Have a plate that's Japanese, 35, but gets carded for looking to young to enter the club when we go out. Her daughter is 15, flirts with me when I'm still there in the morning, and will be very fuckable.

Not going there yet for obvious reasons. There's plating a girl, and there's grooming a teen who is too young and naive to know better. One you're dealing with an adult who can take responsibility for her own decisions, one you're exploiting a kid's ignorance and trust. Maybe if I didn't know the daughter before she turned 18, I could go for it. Right now, though, even thinking about it still feels pretty fucking wrong to me.

[-] Aarxnw 4 Points 2 years ago

Yeah it's pretty foggy, if you've been around for a certain amount of time and had any sort of relationship with said daughter, it's sort of weird, but the relationship you would have with her largely depends on your age. To call her fuckable at 15, I'd have to assume you're not older than 20, 21 at a push (or maybe subversively mocking TRP in all its alpha glory). When she's 18 you will be no older than 24, and God knows there's nothing wrong with that. But if your relationship with her is avuncular.. Or resembles anything remotely paternal, then it seems kind of wrong.

This is starting to sound like the plot line of that family guy episode where Quagmire hits on Meg.

Bottom line, if she was close to turning 18 by the time you got to the mother, I'd say it's fair game (when she's 18 of course). Or if you barely saw her/didn't really spend time with her as she neared 18, also fair game.

[-] RedPillersareCucks 13 Points 2 years ago

Pfft. I'm pushing 30. Her flirting tells me that hopefully she doesn't think of me as a father figure (seriously, her mother is a plate, and I know her mom is bi and loves to party).

Lowest I've gone is freshly 18. Saying she's fuckable is just saying she's hot. She has tits, a body, and like her mom, impossible to tell her age beyond "teenage asian girl". If she was 18, I'd bang her. But knowing she's 15, and given her lack of experience/ignorance, actually going for her would move me into the "complete criminal fuckwad who takes advantage of little kids just to get laid" camp. There's plenty of fish in the sea, and grooming a 15 year old girl to bang just so I can check mother/daughter off my bucket list would be the kind of thing that would make people laugh at my funeral and say "he deserved worse." TRP should be about being a better man, not fucking anything that moves and being an awful human beings who preys on vulnerable weak girls who don't know any better.

[-] Aarxnw 1 Point 2 years ago

Of course of course, ethics n all. A, young, single mother plate who doesn't cause any drama is more than enough. And indeed, plenty more young and legal fish in the sea.

[-] Entropy-7 6 Points 2 years ago

Just to be clear: single mothers are awesome! They know how to fuck. However, you can't give them any commitment. Don't be a retro-cuck. Don't put your resources into some shithead's kids.

Single mothers? Fuck them soundly and treat them well but that is it. Nothing more.

[-] yummyluckycharms 32 Points 2 years ago

Fake tits are the best investment that a girl can get - even better than a university education. Before the 2nd Great Depression, breast implants were one of the most common gifts that parents were giving to their daughters because they knew it would lead to salary increases and job opportunities.

[-] MrAnderzon 20 Points 2 years ago

Somebody would believe this. Too funny

[-] Aarxnw 8 Points 2 years ago

I mean, they are a pretty good investment though...

Might get lucky and strike Dan Bilzerian levels of gold, then their tits will pay for themselves 5 times over.

(I am aware that he doesn't outright pay girls to be around him, but you get the point)

[-] MrAnderzon 3 Points 2 years ago

He gets money from girls implants

[-] rigbed 2 Points 2 years ago

He said second Great Depression. Technically before 2008 this did happen

[-] yummyluckycharms 3 Points 2 years ago

Great Recession = Great Depression. When 2008 happened, politicians were scared that if they said the big D word, consumer confidence would fall even further. Thus the talk about green shoots all the time or how the economy was just turning the corner over and over again.

Nevertheless, its 2017 and the economy is still depressed, with many long term unemployed still having to re-enter the workforce and many sectors of the economy are still struggling. This applies to many western countries.

[-] beta_no_mo 4 Points 2 years ago

You mean the Great Recession?

[-] yummyluckycharms 1 Point 2 years ago

Great Recession = Great Depression. When 2008 happened, politicians were scared that if they said the big D word, consumer confidence would fall even further. Thus the talk about green shoots all the time or how the economy was just turning the corner over and over again.

Nevertheless, its 2017 and the economy is still depressed, with many long term unemployed still having to re-enter the workforce and many sectors of the economy are still struggling. This applies to many western countries.

[-] unspecifiedthreat 32 Points 2 years ago

Sounds like you're taking a reasonable approach to it all so congrats on that. She seems to be in the market for an SMV upgrade - are you prepared for that?

[-] textualintercourse 40 Points 2 years ago

Yup, that's the area I'm susceptible, if a more monetized chad shows up, she's fucked.

I've come to terms with that very real possibility and take heart there are other fish in the sea, but until she goes full CC, I'm playing with those boobs to the end!

[-] EvidentlyTrue 2 Points 2 years ago

So if she doesn't pull out of the relationship you won't either?

[-] ChummyChad 12 Points 2 years ago

Seems like you are already aware what might lie ahead. Please update us in a couple months!

[-] Hillarysdilddo_2016 10 Points 2 years ago

They already have deceptive personalities. Now they want deceptive tits.

[-] RelentlessGrind 11 Points 2 years ago

Don't forget deceptive hair, deceptive nails, deceptive make up.

[-] slay_it_forward 3 Points 2 years ago

And in Ukraine deceptive lips. Colombia deceptive asses.

[-] vwzwv 10 Points 2 years ago

Statistically, if a SO starts rolling their eyes the relationship is already over.

[-] textualintercourse 9 Points 2 years ago

Give me a solid five months and I'm sure you'll be right. I'm not the outlier, nor is she a Unicorn.

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[-] DenyHerYourEssence 8 Points 2 years ago

If you're indeed a 39 year old man, please stop referring to tits as boobies.

[-] Battle-Scars 3 Points 2 years ago

I imagine Golum the first time he saw tits. Eh, Eh, Boobies, Eh, Eh....

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[-] textualintercourse 13 Points 2 years ago

Yup, the doctor had her convinced of 450. I had her ask the secretary of the place everyone's biggest regret, "They all wished they had gone bigger".

You nailed it. She's even considered 800 cc. I'll at least hope to be the cameraman in the end and film. ;)

[-] DigitallyDisrupt 6 Points 2 years ago

She's going to regret anything OVER 375cc. The numbers you are throwing around seem so ridiculous, I'm not sure whether to believe this story at all.

Do you (both) know that she will need surgery again, considering her age, probably 3x after this. Fake tits are not forever.

[-] textualintercourse 4 Points 2 years ago

You ever see Super Sonico? Google that. That's her idol.

[-] Mithra9009 2 Points 2 years ago

Super Sonico is a BBW. If your girlfriend is getting implants, won't her breasts be more... beachball-ey?

[-] Scriptopeia -1 Point 2 years ago

Well, that's disgusting. But each on his own.

[-] Aarxnw 1 Point 2 years ago

Don't be silly, those numbers aren't ridiculous at all.

'Girl wants overly large breast implants' definitely wouldn't make any headlines, I've definitely read more ridiculous stories on this sub.

[-] Pedro_Navaja 8 Points 2 years ago

Dude, I must say, you're real as fuck. Unplugged to the max. Thanks for the insight.

[-] textualintercourse 21 Points 2 years ago

Well, we'll see just how "unplugged" I am when I walk through the door and she's taking it from three dudes at once. Lol!

[-] Aarxnw 4 Points 2 years ago

You're a rare breed, maybe we should make you a case study!

I have a question; are you going to leave before that happens, or are you going to take it as far as you can, even though you're aware of the likely end of the relationship?

[-] textualintercourse 5 Points 2 years ago

I'm riding this wave til it crashes! I'm having a blast with this girl.

I'll for sure pop in with any updates.

[-] Aarxnw 2 Points 2 years ago

Nice, I commend you for your bulletproof frame and great attitude, fight the good fight brother.

[-] Newreddawn 7 Points 2 years ago

Maybe this isn't the best reaction, but I hate that kind of shit. Improving smv is one thing, but fake tits are a lazy way of getting there. It comes off as desperate for attention and low class, to me. Instant turnoff.

If it was my current ltr, I would probably tell her I had no interest in supporting her in any way during recovery, that I think they represent unattractive insecurity, and that I genuinely think fake tits are ugly and obvious. Most likely dump her right before the surgery date if she still isn't taking the hint.

Props to you for remaining level headed, OP. Reminder that I still have a lot to learn. Maybe after another decade I'll feel that way, too.

[-] textualintercourse 4 Points 2 years ago

I'm going to treat this as an upcoming test of frame. No signs of insecurity, aloof mindset, abundance mentality. I'll see how far this redpill rabbit hole will take me.

She bails? No crying over spilled milk. I've had an epic run so far with this one and not even close to considering it time lost.

[-] [deleted] 6 Points 2 years ago

Tits are for feeding the spawn that I shoot out of my balls, that's why I need a girl with big ones. Girls with fake tits do not give my spawn enough nutrients. Demoted to plate.

[-] vorenak 5 Points 2 years ago

Can we get some before and after pics? Jk Maybe you should hop on that boat as well and get a penis enlargement.

[-] textualintercourse 5 Points 2 years ago

If she reaches her dream everyone will see her before and after.

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[-] aanarchist 5 Points 2 years ago

well you already know she has some brain damage, having daddy issues and all. if she spent that money on a therapist she might be a keeper, but she's shown you that to her outer appearances are more important to her than substance, so get ready to hit that next.

[-] textualintercourse 17 Points 2 years ago

"some brain damage"

She is female, yes. ;)

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[-] Walkebe 4 Points 2 years ago

Can confirm, OP. Seen it play out several times in divorces where the wife got the tit job and soon thereafter there's a dispute about who is responsible for paying. We call them "silicone parachutes" in the business. Good job OP. You know the subject matter well and your reasoning is textbook type stuff on this subject.

[-] MattyAnon 4 Points 2 years ago

Me: "Man who pays is the last who plays. I know, I've played with a whole bunch of married fake tits."

You're right, but you don't need to tell her that you know.

Best just to say "nope, I'm not paying" and don't explain why. Women do not need to know what we know about Briffault's law or that provider behaviour kills passion. Keep your knowledge secret and just say "no".

Anything else is entering into a negotiation where she screams "that's not true, I'm totally loyal, don't you trust me?". Whereas "no" is the end of the conversation.

[-] SCROTAL-SACK 3 Points 2 years ago

You enjoy fake tits? I've never had a good experience with fake tits. They're just not... right.

Good luck with the relationship. I predict a lot more "girls nights", slooty clothing, and attention seeking. She's not getting them for you.

[-] [deleted] 3 Points 2 years ago

ugh, just hope she gets it done right. Have seen some fake tits that looked and felt fake. Its like you are foddling a doll which I dont consider something to look forward to.

[-] textualintercourse 3 Points 2 years ago

Oh, if she goes for the look she wants, it will be unbelievably obvious.

What I find interesting though, is it's other women who push back so hard on her when she tells then what she wants.

[-] thetotalpackage7 3 Points 2 years ago

I see no benefit for you whatsoever. Fake tits suck. They don't jiggle, they're too hard, they look fake and they broadcast insecurity and how much the person values external validation.

[-] hamstercide 3 Points 2 years ago

GF is getting fake boobies

Sounds like a shit-tier gf. Can't you gf someone classier?

[-] itsawomensworld 3 Points 2 years ago

Not even sure why this needs to be stated. That someone should pay for their own cosmetic surgery

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[-] Jack0fDiamonds 2 Points 2 years ago

lol me:39 Her:26 There's your problem right there.

[-] Zweihander747 2 Points 2 years ago

How did the prospect of you paying even come up?

If a woman asks you to pay for something as ludicrous as a boob job, the only response should be raucous laughter.

Even if she was a breast cancer victim, why should you even giver her a cent?

[-] Johnnyvile 1 Point 2 years ago

Once she gets them she's gone. She wants them for a reason and it isn't you.

[-] JizzWall 1 Point 2 years ago

The saline will go straight to her fucking brain. Chad Thundercock in no time.....

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[-] LordThunderbolt 1 Point 2 years ago

To me, chicks who get cosmetic surgeries have deep issues and I see that as a red flag. Plus fake tits don't even feel great and you can't really grope them like u would with natty tits.

[-] ozaku7 1 Point 2 years ago

Grats on the tits. Good for not paying them. You don't own her and anything that is inside her body. Besides, she would get them anyway, with or without you. 700cc is nothing extreme, it's good to overfill the hand a bit. I've had 3000cc tits in my hands once, and they were hard as plastic, turned me completely off actually, even though they looked so motorboatable before.

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[-] Canedude08 1 Point 2 years ago

You may want to look for the exit, odds are she isn't getting them for your benefit, she's getting them to get looks from other men. Just remember, a woman can swear to be good and eat nothing but chicken breast, but if she keeps going to the butcher shop, one day she's going to come home with a porterhouse.

[-] lanky32 1 Point 2 years ago

She is going to fuck guys higher in SMV than you pretty soon.

[-] Forcetobereckonedwit 1 Point 2 years ago

Not a dime for her tits. If she squeeks, and you really like the bolt-ons, spend your dime on a hot weekend of titty fun in Vegas. She's happy, you're happy, the tits are happy...you didn't pay for the tits, you paid for a great mammory.

[-] NolanKnowstheTruth 1 Point 2 years ago

Oscar Wilde doesn't know anything about men...he was a homo.

[-] textualintercourse 1 Point 2 years ago

File this under, "fucking imbecile".

[-] NolanKnowstheTruth 1 Point 2 years ago

Would that be under "F" or "I"....I want to make sure you're able to find it later.

[-] ecosci 1 Point 2 years ago

Its always about another guy those kinky panties and bras she leaves the house with are for chad and badboys never for her ltr she will cheat soon after surgery to get validation and i mean porno style sex to be exact.