As I am in a weird head space ATM I'll keep this really short; basically I am 31 and had not had sex with anyone since my last (oneitis) LTR - 8 years ago!, yep that long.
I've been 'RP' for around 3 years with fluctuating levels of motivation, commitment to personal goals and generally building myself up. Many dark down days (months/years) and blind paths and a few positive changes also.
I've never been overweight, usually exercise and eat well. Have stayed employed most of the time and in those eight years I had lived in 5 different cities, +300k population so there were obviously plenty of girls around me which added to the frustration, that and the fact that I wasn't sitting around not socializing, i was going to venues and around girls in places of work. The void of not 'being able' to attain girls easily gradually started to affect me more and more and i got sick of counting. But i still did.
Anyway, the past few months have been sort of bland all round, i have been working out hard, not masturbating and just trying to focus on me and hobbies, after a bad few days at work i decided to head out solo (still new to this city and don't have friends here) Friday night to some clubs and just NGAF/zfg for a while.
A a bar I stuck up some conversation with 2 cool guys and we hung out and chatted, then headed to a nightclub, about 2 hours into the night i was on a couch near the dance floor resting and this 7ish/10 flusy blond in a red skirt literally just comes and sits down and lays on my lap (obviously also quite inebriated). Smiling, eye contact level 9, looking up and grabbing my hand and rubbing it over her body, was kissing her neck and she lapped it up, basically a girl on heat dtf.
We hung around for a hour or two then she invited/persisted me to come to her house. I was slightly nervous about my performance and if i had lost any techniques, both orally and intercourse, but i think all the pent up passion & memories helped me savor the moment and do the job (like riding a bike, which i wouldn't have guessed), I almost pulled the pin on sex with her but thank god I got it done, and yes I wrapped it up and disposed of the (my own supplied) condom :)
Oddly enough just this Wednesday before I failed 21 days into nofap, so I would have thought my 'vibe' and testosterone boldness could of been shot and getting into creep territory.
I guess i titled this with 'funny world' because of how almost absurd it is that i could strike out so much, so many nights, and then after all that time a 'random' (decent looking) girl literally falls into my lap.
Maybe it wasn't random, perhaps there were elements of things i have changed within me that made it happen? (being more masculine, assertive, bold and proud (prized?)
Anyway, nothing spectacular here - "MAN HAS SEX" stop the presses, i know right?, but be god damned i am glad I don't have to stay all moody and mopey and count days since anymore and dwell on if my self worth is less because of it. thanks for reading.
edit: spelling
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RolleTheStoneAlone 7y ago
Being the member of a tribe is, indeed, a sign of status. Even if the membership is only perceptual.
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aanarchist 7y ago
trps don't have friends, they have allies. betas have friends.
RolleTheStoneAlone 7y ago
However much I disagree with PUAs, to a certain extent what they preach works. How is a woman supposed to know the authenticity of your friendship?
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RolleTheStoneAlone 7y ago
Um, okay? What's the point of your non-sequitur of a post, then? Of course actually having friends is better. "I'm talking about..." doesn't matter, we're talking about OP's experience in a given night. In this given night, the women's perception of OP having friends helped him. Acknowledging that is, in no fucking way, saying people perceiving you have friends is more important than actually having friends.
If you're going to change context, say you're changing context. As far as I can tell you're just arguing against some sort of PUA boogeyman that isn't here.
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Does anyone else here have a tough time making new friends or getting into a new social group? I'm a transfer student at a college and I'm really having a tough time meeting some solid dudes here. I do social things too, like go to parties, check out clubs, socialize with people in class etc.. I'm not a neck beard, I dress well and have an athletic build. I also invite people out to events around the city that I plan to go to. Most of the time I get an "I'll let you know" with no response later in the day.
I just find a lot of the dudes at my school to be lame AF and super beta or in omega territory. Most of them play pokemon or some other video game, watch anime, or some other childish shit. I kind of like some anime movies but I'm not one of those diehard fans who does cosplay stuff, has an obnoxious personality and smells like B.O. Then if there are dudes into cool shit, they just have this super pretentious whack vibe about them like they think they're better than you or something.
I've been diversifying my friend groups just so I always have something to do at least 1 weekend night per week.. But it's mostly females. Lots of girls at my school are into cool stuff.. Good music, art galleries, going on adventures etc.. But I honestly just want a squad of dudes to be able to bro out with without cringing too much or thinking "damn I don't want to be seen with these guys".
UniversalFapture 7y ago
Well, Dragon Ball Z was fly as shit. Ain't gonna lie.
Anyway, everything is good in moderation. I don't care much for cosplay either, and besides, some of those chicks be on point.
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Oh I agree, I grew up on DBZ and Gundam Wing. I really like some anime movies too.. But those anime junky kids who wear the furry gear and zelda backpacks take it too far for my tastes and I wouldn't want to be seen hanging with them tbh.
UniversalFapture 7y ago
I agree. But the thing is, i like zelda too. But i dont feel the need to wear my zelda shirt to school or the club.
Guess im being fake
CQC3 7y ago
Hm.
I hope you see what I'm getting at here.
awalt_cupcake 7y ago
I understand his point too. They're not inviting and almost go out of their way to brush you off. So, what else does a man do?
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kindaOKbut 7y ago
Best way to make friends and get into a new social group is to join a club or activity of some sort. I didn't make any new friends for 7 years out of high school, then I started rock climbing and by meeting new people at the climbing gym with a similar interest my social circles have really expanded.
PROTIP: Men shit test too. If you're getting emotionally buttblasted by any perceived slight from these guys you're failing, and nobody wants to hang out with the guy who takes everything personally.
Also, if they're truly shitty people, these guys don't have to be your best friends. Think of them as gateways: you might not like them, but they probably know people that you'll really jive with.
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Men shit test each other? This is news to me.. Care to share an example?
Or is it "busting balls"? I'm pretty familiar with that and never take it that personally at all.
kindaOKbut 7y ago
Busting balls is the same thing. Or if you've watched Christopher Titus's standup, "Douchebag test."
empatheticapathetic 7y ago
I was drinking with my sister, her chad BF, and two mutual female friends on thursday night. I was the youngest person there (26) and the chad was the oldest (47). He couldn't help but try and AMOG me every chance he had to boost his status in front of the females, i just remained unphased. I realised he was basically an insecure child, and for the 5 minutes i had everyone's undivided attention while i told a story, he kept interrupting and trying to throw me off. I told him to "shut the fuck up [name]" at one point in his own home without even realising.
This was essentially the same as shit testing, they're seeing where your boundaries are. For the female, she's assessing your value to see if she can generate tingles or extract resources. For the male in my scenario, he was assessing in which ways he could use me to boost his own status.
My friends and i will bust each others balls frequently also.
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trippinallday 7y ago
For the nofap shit, it's largely pseudoscience and placebo. I'll say there's definitely benefits to REDUCING masturbation (as in, 1-2 times a week vs multiple times a day) in that it increases your libido and helps you kick your own ass a little bit. But it's not like you gain some magical benefit at 21 days that you don't have after 3-4 days.
There's definitely a sweet spot. I've played around with it for about a year now, with streaks anywhere from getting off every day to 2 40 day blocks back to back of abstaining. I've found after 1-2 weeks, it's benefits and the "energy" I feel wane and I flatline, giving me almost 0 interest in sex, which is the opposite of what I want. So for me once a week is good to keep me almost satisfied but still hungry for more.
My success with chicks also corroborates this. I had basically 0 success on those long ass streaks, as they were in my early days of experimentstion, but now I've got WAYYYY more confidence so whether it's been a day or a few weeks, chicks are quite affectionate with me. It doesn't give you some magical motivation or presence, as much as that horrible sub would love to tell you otherwise. Your own self image and body language are far more important.
slay_it_forward 7y ago
I've read many times that your T peaks after a week of no ejaculating and then flatlines. Makes sense. Your body is telling you to fuck but after a certain point it says, well I guess we're not fucking so lets shut it down.
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I notice more benefit from abstaining porn than plain masturbation. After a while without porn(and other pointless shit) I felt entirely different, started picking up hobbies I’ve wanted to do probably since I was a kid etc. It’s pretty obvious that getting dopamine rushes sometimes multiple times a day is not good for you, wether it be porn, video games or TV, all forms of instant gratification really. Giving up all of those has made me an overall more productive and happy man.
I, too, don’t believe nofap. Sure if you’re doing it to test your discipline and challenge yourself there’s nothing wrong in doing that but it doesn’t seem good for anything else. I think you’ll get way more out of abstaining from the stuff I previously mentioned than just not touching your dick to the point of ejaculating in your sleep.
trippinallday 7y ago
Yeah, obviously watching people have sex while you pleasure yourself to it is going to have psychological underpinnings over time. Why do you think hotwifing is such a big thing now?
Porn, video games, TV, social media, all just pointless stuff to waste your time and give you temporary gratification. When you're not constantly overloading your brain, you gain the ability to step back and reconsider yourself and the activities you fill your day with.
empatheticapathetic 7y ago
I'm really stuck on how often to masturbate. Right now I do it the recommended once a week but my libido is totally dead for most of the week instead. I think doing it every 2-3 days might be better for me. I've read OmLaLa's the power of horny which was very helpful and rewrites the concept of Nofap in one post.
There's definitely a placebo effect, which is quite helpful back in the day I followed the sub originally. Shame it's so intensely bluepill.
I remember seeing a post on there once about how a girl brought a nofapper who was a virgin back to her house and came and sat on him naked. He got up while rock hard and said "I can't give up all my progress now, not yet" and went home. And got the full kudos of the forum for he decision.
awalt_cupcake 7y ago
what a fucking dumbass
he doesn't deserve a penis
trippinallday 7y ago
Yeah, it's definitely different for everyone. Some people have crazy libidos, some people not so much. You've just got to strike the balance between satisfaction and keeping your dick interested.
LordThunderbolt 7y ago
Those guys are wild ridiculous with that shit. It's a cult to these dudes
Jax77789 7y ago
T peaks at +157% at day 7 of abstinence. After that your ejaculate naturally, you will spit out sperm and goo separately.
What I noticed on me.
However I do not fap because it kills my energy for lifting. Not to mention this horrible feeling of voidness in your chest you get afterwards. It takes me 2/3 days to get back in beast mode if not more. Fucking only or jerking off with a girl.
trippinallday 7y ago
Yeah, I definitely feel weaker the day after I do it, both mentally and physically. But I usually do it on a day where I won't be seeing anyone the next day, so it's a non-issue for me, aside from my workout being mediocre that day.
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Many people, myself included, use nofap as a way to reset themselves after years of PMO'ing. PMO'ing can lead to a host of issues such as deathgrip, premature, erectile dsyfunction etc etc.
I think doing the Nofap 90 day challenge on hard mode is an essential step when you decide to swallow the red pill. Especially for younger guys who discovered their sexuality along with porn. Porn can have extremely negative effects on a person when used since the teenage years.
Using Nofap as a way to help cure sexual problems is great
trippinallday 7y ago
You don't need to "reset" after any amount of jerking off. It's placebo. The reason you're no longer suffering from ED is because you're not jerking off to tranny porn 4 times a day. Not because you hit some magical reset button after not touching your dick for 90 days.
Just get some fucking self confidence instead. ED is all in your head, you're worried about underperforming so you either can't get it up or bust right away. Stop caring and bam, you're cured. No celibacy required.
Copenhagen23 7y ago
Being able to reverse ED is proof that resetting is not a placebo. Suddenly having more sexual drive and energy is not placebo. Suddenly stopping PMO and having an uncontrollable craving to look at porn is not placebo. No shit there is no magical reset button. Nobody actually believes there is some faggot magical floating button.
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Couldn't have put it better myself.
However I agree that sometimes ED can be a self fulfilling prophecy and you just need to NGAF and stop worrying.
trippinallday 7y ago
Erectile dysfunction is a purely cognitive problem. There's nothing physically wrong with your dick making you cum after 2 seconds or unable to get it up. So yes, the placebo effect would CERTAINLY apply here.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Placebo
How about you do a little research and realize how powerful the Placebo effect is before you start running your mouth. It's been proven to do things such as reducing pain, helping depression, and even change blood pressure, you think it can't stop your urge to whack it to quadriplegic tranny porn?
jlife18 7y ago
It is a problem with your mind but when you for a long time, it desensitizes you to real women where your only arousal comes from the porn thus stopping porn while rebooting does help clear up ed
trippinallday 7y ago
The only time it will desensitize you is if you're into some really unrealistic, kinky shit. If the only way you can get it up is by having an armless ginger midget sweet talk you, then yeah, normal girls are gonna be a problem. But if you're just watching regular guy-on-girl shit, you'll be fine. There's no such thing as "rebooting", again, its pseudoscience.
BuddhistSC 7y ago
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It's funny how not a single person on this subreddit can write a succinct post. TRP must have the longest average OPs by character count of any sub, it's pretty ridiculous.
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NeoreactionSafe 7y ago
The blonde was probably a virgin... NOT !
I've had stretches where I just let time go by and wasn't having sex at all, then you get laid and it all kind of comes back.
The saying that it's "like riding a bicycle" is true... you can get back into it really easily even after long breaks.
oldrunnerguy 7y ago
8 year old dry spell? Consider yourself lucky that you are not married and have had to endure that.
hawk4433 7y ago
Congrats man. Keep the momentum and never look back.
Thebilboestbaggins 7y ago
I think the biggest hurdle is just lifestyle changes. You moved around a lot so were never able to develop a social life. You have problems with being bold and assertiv, chances are this has nothing to do with "game" but more so with insecurities within yourself. People on trp tend to get caught up in the little details like not escalating, not approaching, acting beta. But all of these can be fixed by weeding out insecurities within yourself. Once you figure out what your doing wrong with your life you won't have to make a conscious effort to approach girls, escalate quickly, or be confident or bold. Youll do all these things naturally. You'll do them because you want to do them.
This is just my personal experience.
Wilreadit 7y ago
It should be 'sits down and lies on my lap'.
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masterpiece00 7y ago
No, going to go for 10 years this time - will get even more shit done and save my energy and cash.
Joke.
feminists_are_dumb 7y ago
Da fuq? If that happens to you, you check the logistics and you get the fuck out of there as soon as possible. Thankfully you managed to not screw up in the next two hours, but seriously, next time chop, chop!
Theophagist 7y ago
I hope you mean kisses. Don't eat pussy, it will give you throat cancer.
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Yourgonnagofarkid 7y ago
New meaning of something just dropping on your lap. Guys need to also not take this as a common occurrence and think that girls will just fall into you like that. It's one in a million chance, but congrats man. Even though she initiated, you played it well enough to close, keep it up! Hope it motivates you to keep playing.
masterpiece00 7y ago
It was a weird occurrence and imo a rarity, more so because she was decent looking and dressed nice etc and was one of my 'types', obviously a predator girl in acquisition mode, it could have easily been some overweight clubber too.
Theophagist 7y ago
On the other hand, don't ever think it can't happen to you. But yes, repeated instances are the proving ground for your PU ability. As with most things if it happens only once it may as well have never happened at all.
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masterpiece00 7y ago
Haven't called her since - ONS i suppose.
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Just curious, what do you mean by this? Almost came early or something? Wouldn't blame you after 8 damn years.
masterpiece00 7y ago
I didn't want to get too detailed but I ate her out for ages and was just enjoying the moment (and going deep into memory to see what i remember and could try). I was rationalizing this was good enough for now, probably due to fear.
Then i thought no god damn it lets do this. I aint leaving.
yaardi 7y ago
Is that something wise given that she's obviously a bar slut you just met?
masterpiece00 7y ago
No, but man ---- 8 years. And she was clean. I'll rationalize it for at least using the right head to decide if i go raw or not.
stawek 7y ago
The fact you move around a lot is killing your social value.
You need to have great looks, great cash or great social group. Focus on making friends (male) to go out with, solo man in a bar is at a huge disadvantage.
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BehrGris 7y ago
Wow. What would you attribute to the 8 year dry spell? Not approaching enough? Low confidence? How many women did you approach in 8 years???
masterpiece00 7y ago
Low confidence, self esteem (never approached, always got approached by GF's so never really learnt/did that)
anxiety, panic attacks in my early 20's set up a shitty social foundation that i always had 'to overcome' which looped to self-confidence and feeling 'exiled' from society.
Moving around a lot whilst still finding my 'grit' and self awareness.
Also being burnt hard twice (gold dug by a sucubus at 19) so there was is (with good reason) some subconcious 'fear' of the nature of women.
Father died at an early age, raised in a girl power household.
And possibly some body dysmorphia from my teen years which I am now proud to have - namely body hair.
So yes, not exactly a blank canvas :)
edit - Oh ha, probably count the approaches on my hands. but with all that ^^ shit up there (and then some) i am surprised i have stuck around this long.
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I was raised in a "girl power" household too. Just me and 4 women. To top it off, my dad was a textbook case of "toxic masculinity" and when I say that, I don't mean it in a pussy PC kind of way, but that he was an alcoholic and hit my mom and me. He would also act weirdly sexual toward me at a young age which was like borderline child molestation. Memories are vague though so I'm not 100% sure on that.
This all lead to my personal blue pill indoctrination and worship of the "nice guy" motif. I wanted to be the exact opposite of my dad. Understanding, rational, reasonable, non violent, be a provider, generally just be a good man and a good father figure in the future.
I still have these beliefs to be honest, except these days the idea of "settling down" and getting married seems off the table. Same with being a parent. In the past though I let these beliefs become my reason for letting people walk all over me and treat me like a doormat. People would see I'm a heart on my sleeve kind of guy and use it to manipulate me into becoming their servant or just getting fucked over somehow.
After a while I learned some game from PUA sites and lost my V card at 22. I pulled a few girls here and there maybe once a month for a while until I entered an LTR with a real succubus for a year. It especially sucked cause this girl was a really close friend of mine for 8 years prior and the relationship went up in flames to the point where we hated each other's guts.
After that, my self-esteem was the lowest it has ever been but I'm thankful for it all because I'm in a much better place now. Really on top of my life and in a great position at the moment. But I gotta say, it's hard to move past all of those memories and mental conditioning. I don't even really feel that motivated to date anymore.
I just went out with a girl yesterday afternoon and while I was passing shit tests and whatnot with flying colors all I could think was "Damn I wish I went to this by myself so I wouldn't have to listen to this bitch yap and test me" Kind of just ruined the experience and reminded me of when I'd be out with my last girlfriend. Dating is simply just exhausting at this point.
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Not to put words in your mouth or anything, but:
I've noticed during my current dry spell two major factors have impeded my success:
I started being better about approaching over the past couple months but something was still off. I realized I needed escalate and make my sexual intentions known. If you get rejected she wasn't gonna fuck anyway, and if she reciprocates, well you know what to do.
RPprogress 7y ago
Boom! Sexual intention is the key, she's probably interested but you're fucking pissing around (talking to past self here).
meburpme 7y ago
interesting that you say this...
I am confident at approaching like a motherfucker (I actually have no problem with it) but have trouble escalating...
What is your approach to escalating?
Krunjar 7y ago
Its really exactly "escalating" in that you start with small things: body language (which is more a reflection of your state of mind/confidence and intentions), eye contact, flirting (saying suggestive but plausibly deniable things), teasing, going from there you have kino, which also escalates, a touch on the small of the back or the back of the upper arm, or the hands, hugging etc, escalates into touching more private areas like the inner thighs, the butt, neck, ears, cheeks and so on, then theres kissing and grinding. At this point you should be suggesting going somewhere more private, but not being too direct - just suggesting somewhere which is obviously going to be more private is enough.
But its kind of like, working on a car or something like that. You start by removing the small screws then you eventually get into the main area. You don't just prize the cylinder head off straight away. Also, you don't think about much else while you're doing it, you don't change the oil when your intent was to change the air filter. But this happens, you start talking to a girl and all of a sudden you're having a completely non-sexual conversation with her which is going nowhere, because you forgot the whole reason you even started that conversation.
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I've been working on it as of late. Typically I try to incorporate kino - a touch on the leg or arm when making a joke or some bullshit of the like.
Ex. "You would not believe what Frank Sinatra does to some women's panties tap/pat/touch arm/leg/whatever"
Ex. She's blabbing on about her interests: - cut her off "Do I need to grab you a fresh pair of panties do the kinosabi"
Additionally, I make every effort to incorporate sexual innuendo and euphemisms when possible.
Ex. She's trying to eat something and it's difficult (I know this is random): "Can you fit the whole thing in your mouth?" - making sure to hold a shit-eating grin and a condescending look.
I like to think of myself as rather witty so coming up with stuff on the spot is just kinda natural.
masterpiece00 7y ago
I agree on those points, though on the positive side of this I have had plenty of time for myself and doing what i want, not just sex as number 1 heading. And not stuck and shackled into marriage/LTR, kid. I guess I am/was half MGTOW.
'Women are born, Men are built' i suppose - some like OP just get stuck in the workshop longer.
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empatheticapathetic 7y ago
Girl power bro. Preach one thing, act another way. My sister was a big part of my BP indoctrination.
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masterpiece00 7y ago
thanks - I remember year three 'thinking well there is no way it will be four'...
empatheticapathetic 7y ago
Awesome man. I'm 26 and now trying to start my sexual life from nothing after a year of being here. Moving city, getting a new job/career, trying to sort my health issues and fitness, work on my mental health and depression. This is really helpful to see you persevered and then pulled through. I let myself get really down a lot about my own perceived lack of experiences. Good luck, cheers for the post.
Expectations1 7y ago
Dry spells are usually a result of believing in the beta myth that :
Even without looks or money, you must have game, whether that game is being secure in yourself to have intent and action to fuck a girl, or actually approaching heaps of women, on tinder or out in the street.
One of my good buddies in high school taught me a lot about his inner world when it came to approaching women. Whatever he did, he never let a weekend go by where he didnt spend SOME time in the act of approaching women with a view to escalate, this could even be just talking to sub par women, just to get practice. Even if he was a bit aggressive, he had the idea that it just takes practice, you cant expect to get the 10 unless youve practiced yourself.
My advice to you now is this: KEEP THIS MOMENTUM GOING, you arent done just because of one woman, keep going to other girls, explore, see how different girls are and how they react to different things, experiment!
CQC3 7y ago
Good summary.
It really is just a matter of practice and just shooting for it. Most guys think too much and DQ themselves for the girl before they even approach.
There's also a more slightly insidious truth to explain dry spells or lack of success over a long period of time. There's a good chance, no matter how much time you spent thinking about it drooling over it...you didn't want it--at least not as you think you do or for the right reasons.
Wilreadit 7y ago
Rule number one: Never fuck a drunk girl, unless you are willing to dispose off her body afterward. Please do not forget this OP. Lives have been ruined because of this.
Andgelyo 7y ago
...i mean not even tinder? If you're decent looking you are guaranteed laid from 6s and below
awalt_cupcake 7y ago
idk about OP but I'm not putting my dick in chubs.
Filthy_Rich_ 7y ago
Wouldn't want to accidentally create an abomination, god forbid the fat skank get's knocked up
awalt_cupcake 7y ago
and then everyone would know
Andgelyo 7y ago
of course, but keep in mind he went 8 years without the vag, i would imagine he would at least tried some online dating
awalt_cupcake 7y ago
I couldn't wait 8 years. I'd probably buy an escort. No shame.
Andgelyo 7y ago
fuck that, why buy pussy when you could basically get it for free? Albeit from a lower tier chick. I couldn't wait 8 years either, but I would never buy pussy, I would (and have) fucked some chubby girls before paying for some ass. Plus, most tinder girls are regular college aged chicks, which i would rather have than some prostitute
awalt_cupcake 7y ago
I'd pay $300 for a glass of water instead of drinking sprite for free
corsega 7y ago
The HB scale isn't just about bodyfat percentage.
awalt_cupcake 7y ago
I'll bite, how so? If she has a butter face but a banging body I could see her being 6-7. Average body and butterface 4-5. Anything below that is just undesirable imo.
corsega 7y ago
Right. You said 6s and below.
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Mckallidon 7y ago
Holy fuck. 8 years? I would have just raped a bitch after like 8 weeks but that's just me. 8 days is a long time for me. Holy shit. I hope you fuck 8 bitches this month. You almost deserve it. Shit, I'd let you fuck my girlfriend.
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BehrGris 7y ago
Can we just ban this guy? Good Lord
Mckallidon 7y ago
Hey SJW, I actually wasn't trying to be a dick. I was using hyperbole to fully empathize with this man. Cram the sanctimony. Would you offer him your gf? I would.
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Mckallidon 7y ago
Holy living fuck. Why are you being serious with a joker? Oh yeah 'cuz it's Saturday night and you're on the Internet, so obviously your life sux. Got it. I called him an SJW bc he was calling for me being banned for free speech because of how triggered he got. Go lift and approach tonight bro. Stop white knighting other boys lol. And I'm the beta bitch. Save the sanctimony for when you're handing out pussy passes.
slave to my sexual desire
You're a slave to your ego if this conversation is that serious to you. Go YOLO or something keyboard queen.
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Mckallidon 7y ago
Since I'm such a fag I'm just going to rape you boy. Maybe you'll push back a little when you start to tear and hemorrhage a pint of blood. Just remember, it's not rape if you stop fighting back. Hashtag YOLO.