http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-35262535
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For 15 years he has donated sperm as an unregulated donor. Now has 800 kids. Aiming for 1k. Might be world record holder.
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He has a facebook page where women can come ask for his seed. His sons and daughters also can view it and meet each other.
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He's not exactly Ryan Gosling is he?
- BBC article does lots of creep-shaming. Even manages to get the words 'sexual assault' and rape in there. Remember these women reach out to him...
Yeah I'm sure he could be rinsed with child support. But after you have X number of children you will never be able to pay anyway.
After a certain amount of time he should Genhis-Khan-it and help his own male kids do the same as him. Embrace the decline!
Eugenics2015 8y ago
bla bla bla save the women from themselves bla bla bla. Nauseating. When will society start treating women as adults who can make their own decisions without a big bad male coercing them?
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Men pick up hookers? Arrest them and shame them for their sexual deviance!
Women pick up men to get his sperm and get pregnant? Save them from themselves.
max_peenor 8y ago
It's much easier to treat men as piggy banks than it is to treat oversized children prone to tantrums like adults.
Rasalom72 8y ago
When we remove their ability to influence government decisions.
SpeakerToRedditors 8y ago
The U.S. Code of Federal Regulations defines terrorism as "the unlawful use of force and violence against persons or property to intimidate or coerce a government, the civilian population, or any segment thereof, in furtherance of political or social objectives"
Paid_Internet_Troll 8y ago
So, "Friday night in Chicago" is now terrorism?
25russianbear25 8y ago
when they take responsibility and accountability, so fat today they DREAD that
Its hilarious when feminists advocate for less responsibility and accountability for women because without them you're a nobody, a child.
Chrience 8y ago
When will they start treating women like the children they all mentally are and stop pandering to their bullshit? :)
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Chrience 8y ago
Thats right. It's women claiming adult responsibility.... only when it benefits them most. Every other time, society must treat them like princesses.
They want the privilage of being seen as a grown up adult, without the responsibility of it.
igor_pavlov 8y ago
As soon as they're no longer the limiting factor in the species reproduction.
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WalterEArmstrong 8y ago
I'd NEVER just take any egg that was offered. As a matter of fact I'd not do it unless there was a way to use my sperm to make an exact copy of myself.
adr007 8y ago
What do you think will happen with the invention of an artificial womb? I'm seriously curious. As a scientist, I'm actually very interested to invent one.
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FrugalFroggy 8y ago
Does anyone realize how huge the implications are? Not just gay men, but wealthy single men that don't want to marry for legal/fiscal reasons but also want a family.
jpmullet 8y ago
Theres literally dozens of them!
FrugalFroggy 8y ago
Should have written "men with enough income to support a family"
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Nogoodsense 8y ago
hijacking top comment to point out what most everybody here seems to have missed from the article.
Unless I'm mistaken, this means no claims to child support to the mother.
seeing-red- 8y ago
Eh, who gives a fuck what she thinks, she's president of an organization that stands to lose money from what he's doing.
As long as the law doesn't agree with her though. I'm curious whether he could be held responsible for child support. Probably not at this point, but I'd like to buy this guy a beer and ask him:
Nogoodsense 8y ago
..what?
I mentioned this because many people in the comments here are saying this guy could get raped with child support.
I was just pointing out that this is a non-issue.
seeing-red- 8y ago
She's saying that licensed sperm donors cannot have child support claims made against them, implying that this unlicensed guy could.
Nogoodsense 8y ago
Ahhh ok. That makes more sense. I figured something was too good to be true about that.
Sks44 8y ago
Donating sperm in English motorway toilets got George Michael arrested.
cmdrNacho 8y ago
Thousands of years from now , historians are going to look at the genome in the UK and think this man was some sort of modern Khan.
JeanValjean197o 8y ago
Guy fathers 800 kids with willing and consenting women and he's an irresponsible perv.
Thousands of women have kids with unknown fathers to get access to welfare benefits and they are strong independent women.
My hat is off to this guy for not only beating the system but also making it his bitch.
bearslikeham 8y ago
I know a lot of people will disagree with me, but this guy is a fucking genius. I always desired to have a massive number of kids like he does. This is pure motivation.
PlayerXz 8y ago
From a biological perspective a mans goal in life is to reproduce and spread his genes. You could say that this guy is doing a pretty good job at that.
ErenYeager91 8y ago
He plans on having "a big bbq party when they've all grown up" if I understood him correctly. Now imagine 800 persons in one place, and every one of them is your son/daughter. That's hilarious.
Skater_Goy 8y ago
I'd hold a competition to see which son looked the most like him. Have them bring their SAT scores (or British equivalent thereof) since SAT is a good estimator of IQ (the 1600 scale SAT had about a .8 correlation). I'd be wicked curious of the distribution of their various traits.
Hell, if my career is where I want it to be at that point I could probably get myself invited to do shit like that.
Paid_Internet_Troll 8y ago
There was a French-Canadian movie about that exact same thing, called "Starbuck"
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Libertarian-Party 8y ago
In my defense, knocking up a girl would be a terrible idea. However, knocking up a hundred girls would be awesome, no matter what the consequences. Knocking up a thousand girls from Nutting inside them would be genghis tier legendary.
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HAMMURABl 8y ago
right. i have no problem in women wanting to enjoy their freedom and fuck any man they want and raise children alone.
but making me pay for their retarded behaviour literally makes my blood boil. the introduction of the welfare state has completely decoupled the gratitude that once existed for the ones who actually pay for this crap. even worse, those ungrateful vermin think they even deserve all the money they steal from me.
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rondarouseyy 8y ago
i wouldn't, i would be way too worried about my kids, would you trust these women to raise yours children?
Fender1310 8y ago
A kid is no different than a load in a sock at that point. Shoot and forget. Patrice said something similar. His own father saw him as no more than another nut.
Paid_Internet_Troll 8y ago
Devil's Advocate here ;)
If you have zero children, then your (nonexistent) children have zero chance of fulfilling lives.
If you have 1,000 children, then even if they're being raised by a population that's full of weirdos, even plain old random chance will guarantee that at least 50 of your 1,000 children are leading decent lives, and maybe 1 or 2 are leading freaking awesome lives...
...which is 2 better than if you had no children.
Now, go forth and populate the Earth ;)
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Paid_Internet_Troll 8y ago
One half-way decent life is better than none, so that would be way above-and-beyond.
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friendlysociopathic 8y ago
We know how to properly spell english words, yes.
Moldy_Gecko 8y ago
You just don't know how to capitalize them, haha. I often spell words like behaviour, but am constantly being hit on spellcheck for it.
account_rp 8y ago
Not a genius, the women can claim child support on him.
Phokus1983 8y ago
OTOH, there would be so many women, it wouldn't even be worth it to hire a lawyer to take him to court lol.
Derbi50 8y ago
I know right? Thats the beauty.
Libertarian-Party 8y ago
If child support in the UK is anything like it is in USA, then his income will be capped at half for child support payments. Honestly with 800 kids, half my pay doesn't seem too bad.
darkrood 8y ago
yea, it's not like one of the kids will grow up resenting the deadbeat dad and seeking vengeance, because they will all be bluepill, and moms will tell them how nice their daddy is.
account_rp 8y ago
Why would you care and be ok with losing half of your income for kids you will never meet or be a father to? There is a high school close to where I live with over 800 kids, all strangers who I wouldn't want to give up half of my income for.
Unless you have some super-awesome, rare genetic mutation like the one that allows humans to digest lactose then it's not like it makes a difference if those 800 kids are yours. Within a century all of those genetics, of your progeny, will be mixed and diluted to the point where it won't matter that they're descended from you.
edit. A mutation originating with you.
Libertarian-Party 8y ago
I think it would be cool if I got all my sons contact info and mentored them all or something (or the ones that wanted to) and raised a few dozen RP men, or at least independent successful men.
Tom_The_Human 8y ago
Is that before or after tax?
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Tom_The_Human 8y ago
I want to unleash my inner Gengis, but I need to know if I can finance it first.
berryfarmer 8y ago
this is the ultimate agree and amplify
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I thought woman were all like "my body my choice". I guess that rule goes out the window if another woman is involved. Obviously she hates this guy because he's doing the same job as her, just way cheaper. Her argument is weak, all the risks you take by using this guy for his sperm are the same as having sex with anyone.
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I love the way she phrases some of her statements :
What the fuck is she trying to say? I mean literally, the syntax is atrocious and I can't work it out. I don't see how two consenting adults agreeing on a payment-for-sperm could turn into sexual harassment, especially as the woman would approach the man (and we all know woman can't sexually harass men, right?). I imagine there would be a few guys that would try and set this up in a kind of "rapey" way, but then immediately get caught because when you're thinking with your cock you're bound to fuck up; I think we can all agree on that. So both of those circumstances are slightly absurd, even though I said in an earlier post that men may try this; but then they'd get caught pretty easily and dissuade anyone else from trying it.
So let's apply the same logic to her business. Thousands of woman every year go to a hospital to get (often) anonymous men to impregnate them, with the intimate involvement of several strangers (doctors & nurses). They deny people the right to donate sperm based on genetic deficiancies, which then alerts the male to the fact that any kid he has naturally could be fucked up. They then charge them £1,500 a go, and out of ~50k woman , ~2k have to have it done twice. They made around £100 million on artisan jizz. In a different setting, anyone can be appalled at anything. IVF has been heavily criticised since the 80's so this lady should be a bit more open minded considering she is making bank off of wank.
It's funny that her attitude towards sperm donation is like this :
Whether she's talking about this guy specifically or the whole scene in general, her websites page on Sperm Donors has the exact things on it that she hates . Also if you get a chance to check out the "In The Media" bit at the bottom of that page, you'll notice that she wrote an article about this 7 months ago and sounds like a fucking crazy person. My favourite part is :
Maybe that's because it's the only place in the area to donate and receive sperm? It's her own fault, she actively encourages people to donate sperm into this kind of close environment, then hates on the guy that's sending his spunk across the world?
I don't know, there is just so much hypocrisy.
BradPill 8y ago
At least from that guy you know he is white - something this clinic only 'promised': https://archive.is/07D9e - so much for the professionals... Also, she donates her own eggs: https://archive.is/7bBtz
Derbi50 8y ago
I know right? Its like this stupid bitch has to find someway to degrade what this man is doing, but since she can't fight it with rational arguments (such as the possibility of inbreeding) she just uses watered down buzzwords like "rape".
She probably uses words like rape to described the lines to female bathrooms at soccer stadiums.
I mean from her description you would think dude was running around with a super soaker full of spooge doing drivebys on unsuspecting naked spread eagle girls.
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That last sentence holy^shit^my^sides
The thing that rustles my jimmies about dangling the word "rape" in this topic is that there are legitimate rape-babies that are up for adoption right now. This woman is putting what this guy does alongside an inhuman action, both of which can have the same outcome but only one of them being a scenario where an unwanted baby could occur. In other words, she's teasing the idea that someone could get raped and pregnant which is bad because children who are products of rape are inferior in every way and should be obliterated from existence /sarcasm
Troll_Name 8y ago
In other words: the double standard is real.
2comment 8y ago
Yup. If a woman donated eggs and had several hundred children, they'd hail her an all-conquering hero and the media would probably would try to gather everyone of her kids together for some mega-mother's day circus. Probably sneak in several sob stories of past relationship abuse and how she'd just want to help the world (at 5k per pop or whatever).
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If a woman tried the equivalent of what this man is doing, how would that even work? Dudes can get their sperm out of their sack pretty much any time, would that work for a woman? I'm not an expert but I don't think the egg comes out when you want it to.
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Women can have their eggs taken out and frozen.
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Yeah but not in a bathroom stall or a hotel room like this guy can do with his turbulent juice.
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Oh yeah definitely, its been well established that this kind if behavior is acceptable if you're casting the opposition in a negative light. "Don't get inseminated by that man, come to us and do it instead". That being said, the guy is an idiot because he's fucking up the gene pool and increasing the chance for other dudes to attempt this, some of which may have ulterior motives (I.e actually meeting the woman in an attempt to sexually assault them).
If humans weren't so egotistical then they wouldn't need things like this, people would just adopt and be satisfied that they had a child to love and raise.
cptspiffy 8y ago
Let's not get crazy, the reproductive imperative has nothing to do with ego. You don't see male lions raising other males' offspring, and they don't have egos.
I'm not saying that adoption isn't awesome because it is, but wanting to pass on your own genes is not the exclusive domain of humanity.
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Lions don't know any better. I don't blame animals that do it but humans can make a conscious decision about reproduction, just like animals don't give a shit about (or even have a concept of) sexual consent.
EDIT : Feel like I should clarify a little.
I understand that the animalistic need for reproduction is hardwired into all living things DNA, which is why you're correct in saying that lions reproduce not from ego but from necessity, as it's encoded in their genes. There aren't 7 billion lions capable of intelligent thinking though.
There is a need for lions to reproduce so that they can maintain their population and secure a place for their species in existence. There are already too many people in the world and most people are aware of that. Everyone knows about the possibility of adoption, there is no danger of the human race declining in numbers because people start adopting more and having children less. How many people could we lose before it became a problem and procreating was essential to maintaining our existence?
Additionally there is no form or concept of adoption in nature, it is exclusive to humans. There are some documented cases where animals have taken in other animals, sometimes different species, although these are generally observed with animals in captivity or in a domestic environment. There are no unwanted children in the animal kingdom for 2 reasons that I can think of; every "child" counts towards insuring the survival of the species, and not every "child" is guaranteed to live to adulthood. I understand that there are the same chances with humans, but I feel that infant mortality is probably a fair bit lower for humans, considering we have doctors and stuff.
Often animals will have evolved to be able to create several (if not tens) of offspring during one "pregnancy", or will have a reduced time between conceptions (or both). This works in tandem with the previous point, animals are basically "hedging their bets" for survival. As humans, we don't really do this either. We have twins and triplets etc, but that is more of a phenomenon than a survival method.
TL;DR : We don't need to be like animals because there are loads of humans but barely any animals. Also we can think logically and create concepts like adoption so that unwanted human children don't just die from neglect.
TheRealMouseRat 8y ago
except that this guy seems to be making quite a lot of money so if he did something bad it would ruin his business. he also takes an STD test regularly. And they don't even have sex with him. It's much safer than having a one night stand.
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I know there is no sex, but there is a genetic risk. I'm not saying we should all have Aryan babies or anything, but I'd want to rule out the chance of my kid being born with some mad disease or something. Only if it was guaranteed that it would happen though, if there was no evidence or if it was like "they'll be born with a higher chance of getting X disease" then I wouldn't care, it's just if they were like "if you two had a kid it would die 5 minutes after it was born, don't do it".
Also I should probably have added "sex with a guy for a baby" on my end sentence. I didn't say anything about STDs either, mostly my comment was a jab at how ugly and stupid he seemed, and the idiocy would get passed on to his 500 kids, like the Ghengis Khan of idiocracy.
I guessed that no sex happened because you can't inject pot, so I realised it must be a different type of pot :P Regardless, what if he got an STD a week after his screening and didn't realise, inseminated a bunch of chicks with his siphilus jizz and the babies got messed up? If that isn't even a risk when doing artificial insemination, then why is the STD test so important? What about his genetics and hereditary?
I am not defending her or her cause, I just think that his method is a little unrefined. Obviously any statements I have made are my opinion; some people may not care what their sperm donor is like and that is absolutely fine, that's the way life should be. I'm just a big advocate of adoption and I think the money that gets poured into this is kinda disgusting.
TheRealMouseRat 8y ago
I just compared it to one night stands, which people have all the time. Of course it's safer to go to a clinic.
TheReindeerGuy 8y ago
I read that as him having sex with them and him referring to his manparts as his pot and syringe as sort of joke.
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At first I read it in a "he's injecting the marijuanas" way.
Sirkisskindofman 8y ago
Yep, no sex goes on at all in this story.
Dubsland12 8y ago
I don't know that is true. He doesn't say it but i imagine a significant portion choose the natural insertion method.
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This was my thinking; why would he get an STD check if he wasn't going to fuck them? I'm not sure if STDs can get passed through artificial insemination, but I'm not sure why you'd want to meet up in a service station bathroom to have a stranger jack off into a cup and then syringe it up your vagina and pay £50 for it.
seeing-red- 8y ago
Yeah I am super jealous of this guy right now. Easiest game ever - walk up with that smile on his face and offer choice of methods. If they say no to both, what does he care, there's always more.
dkjfk295829 8y ago
Except most of the women are probably dogs.
monsieurhire2 8y ago
Sounds like the artificial insemination industry is gearing up the agitprop to ease the passage of legislation it's drafting to protect its sordid little racket.
Paid_Internet_Troll 8y ago
Ah, the cold light of cynicism... and brutal realism.
Sadly, you're most likely correct.
favours_of_the_moon 8y ago
From the article:
Wow, she better be careful, that's awful close to slut shaming! Hahaha, anyway TRP says you should have interesting hobbies.
doveenigma13 8y ago
Sexual harassment or rape? There is no way you can look at what he's doing, regardless of what you believe, and see that as rape...
furmensakume 8y ago
What would you bet all these women are married and got his sperm just to be able to a baby on their current husband or boyfriend?
Tom_The_Human 8y ago
Some of the husbands and boyfriends know.
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mercuryg 8y ago
Note the underlying sentiment in this paragraph, it doesn't say "women putting themselves at risk", actually it completely ignores women having any responsibility for their own actions at all. It simply states that if this happens (implying if we allow this to happen), then women are being put at risk (the consequenses are somehow our responsibility), as if something is missing here. As if there's an expectation that there should be some sort of entity in place here protecting women from their own actions. What is actually being said in this paragraph, is that it's your job to take a stand and protect women, subliminal messaging at it's finest.
It even says "men interested in no strings unprotected sex" in the same sentence, completely ignoring the fact that sex has nothing to do with actual sperm donating and artificial insemination. But never mind that, who has time for common sense when we have a golden opportunity here to shame men amirite? The article just had to get that in there too, just to remind you that no strings unprotected sex is an all around bad thing, and men looking for it are evil creatures and are putting all women everywhere "at risk".
Not to mention when that woman starts analyzing this critically she starts her sentence with "But if you strip it down to bare facts..bla bla bla". Ooohhh, stripping it down to bare facts now are we? When it's about a man we're suddenly just gonna look at the facts and be super critical huh?...
How many times do you see this pattern if it involves a woman? How often are rape accusations "stripped down to bare facts"? How often are any womans actions looked upon with this level of criticism in the media? They carefully examine this guy and his motivations and conclude that he is scum and a creep, but do they ever examine any woman and her motivations under a microscope like this? No they don't, because if they did they would expose how degenerate some of their actions really are.
Let that sink in for a moment, this is the narrative, women really don't have to take responsibility for their own actions and that's not even an overstatement.
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It's not just that they don't have to take responsibility, they treat them as if they are incapable of it. These women are not only being sexist against women, they're too stupid to realize it.
FJHUAI 8y ago
I would tend to agree with you on much of this, but FTA a caption on one of the pictures states
"Laura Witjens says women should think more carefully before using unregulated donors "
The rest of the article places blame on men you are correct.
Locastor 8y ago
The truth is present in this article for all to see:
No forms, minimal cost, total anonymity. It's no wonder the post-wall private sperm bank bitch quoted later on loathes him, he's destroying her monopoly with better service at lower cost.
recon_johnny 8y ago
When I was in my late 20's/early 30's, I thought of donating. I figured I could help out some folks (No, seriously. My boys swam very well), maybe get a couple-bucks for wanking into a cup.
My LTR at the time was aghast. Aghast, I tell you. She came up with BS reasons, shaming me on this-that-the-other, moral reasons here, what about kids coming back to find you there, child support, blah, blah, blah.
Now I understand she didn't want any other woman to share in my DNA. Someone else could get my great genes with no commitment, and she couldn't have that.
Joke was on her in the end, though. I 'donated' my sperm to as many women as I could. Was much better the old fashioned way.
bam2_89 8y ago
I was approached by a girl online to donate to an underground Aryan-only sperm donation group that started to fight against "dysgenics." They weren't going to pay me, but if I weren't a Roman Catholic, I might have done it just to see what became of it.
animalpoo 8y ago
Haha I've done the same, she was being a "special princess", demanding extravagant gifts for her birthday.
I thoroughly convinced her I had to donate sperm to pay for her presents. What a way to ruin someone's birthday .......
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Major black knight points. She feels bad but has no idea why.
southernmost 8y ago
Honey, I donated as often as they'd let me. Over and over again. I even needed the super hot nurse to massage my prostate one time I couldn't finish. IT WAS AWFUL!!!
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account_rp 8y ago
The difference between you and the guy in the article is that with you the women can't claim child support, with him they can.
wont_tell_i_refuse 8y ago
Does he boff them or what? Turkey baster?
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TomMorrow2 8y ago
Can someone set me up a facebook page
gregsapopin 8y ago
What the fuck? If it was a eugenics thing I would understand, but who would want to bring so many kids into this shitty world.
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That guy is homely. In the US he couldnt pay women to let him do this. Location is everything.
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The bitches that use this guys services must be bloody hideous. Here that guy would be a 3. No ones paying money to get knocked up by a 3, unless they are truly hideous.
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reecewagner 8y ago
I'm confused, was he fucking all these women or just syringing it into them?
4mg1n3 8y ago
R-selected human behavior at its quintessence.
IVIaskerade 8y ago
Actually, since Child Support is split between all of a person's children, it's probably not worth it for any of the individual women to claim it, since it would be literal pennies.
Edit: Also, the article claims that children sired through sperm donation are ineligible for Child Support anyway, so he might be able to use that, too.
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Skater_Goy 8y ago
He must have been reasonably intelligent to find a bizarre niche in the modern sexual market wherein sperm actually is valuable.
I'm impressed with the guy, but there's no way I could have a single child without having him raised well and in my community. I wouldn't donate sperm unless it was to close friends or to the wives of my male family members.
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rollcyclones 8y ago
I think this guy is doing men in general a service. If it wasn't for him 800+ men could be sperm jacked and hit with child support.
This is just the beginning if men get even more birth control options. Women will be going crazy with baby rabies you can bank on it. He might even be able to up his rate with all the demand.
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I bet he just did it for the fathers day presents. He would need to have a skip bin out the front of his house. $20 present per kid x 800 kids. All tax free!!
chances_are_ur_a_fag 8y ago
haha this guy is a fucking boss
arealbigboss 8y ago
Good Englishman keeping the English people in the fight. You can see the hunger of tea and global domination in his eyes...
Skater_Goy 8y ago
His small town sized brood will form an army, and their empire will be so vast that the sun never sets in it!
arealbigboss 8y ago
British Empire is back in the game, and they're even more inbred then before!
quietthomas 8y ago
Meh, within 3 generations your genes are pretty much randomized anyways. Think about it - for every breeding only 50% of your genes can get in.... so you've got pretty fine odds.
The problem is that humans think in terms of family names, and blood lines, and inheritance. We think in very personal terms, but evolution doesn't. Evolution is just looking for what gene clusters co-operate and work best together; whether they came from you, or somone with that same gene complex - evolution don't give a fuck. Evolution works on the species and gene level. Not on the level of the family line, as families breed with other lines almost every single time.
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jaysire 8y ago
On the other hand, the biological imperative can't afford to be concerned with (much) more than the next generation.
detachedbymarriage 8y ago
Hell, evolution doesn't even do that. It has no mind or real goal. It's hard for us as people to grasp this b/c we only see the outcomes of positive evolution, which makes it look like it purposely selected those genes.
In reality, evolution will spit out a random selection of genes and if they happen to match well, then that set of genes will move on...if not, it dies and no one knows any different.
grubek 8y ago
It does not really matter, if you instinctuallly want to spread your genes and it makes you feel good to do so.
harkrank 8y ago
Fire generation = 400 clones if you add them, second generation even more as long as they have more than 2 kids each. In the end he will have tainted the blood of all living humans.
Viklove 8y ago
Ghengis Khan already fucked us then.
gccmelb 8y ago
Not necessarily. There was a court case I believe in Australia, where a woman tried suing for child support from an donor she found online, but lost because they didn't do the physical deed but just got his sperm in a jar.
bluedrygrass 8y ago
On the other hand, a man had to pay child suppoert because his bitch went to find an used rubber in the trash can and impregnated herself with it
Or that other woman that used the sperm she got in her mouth after a blowjob
gccmelb 8y ago
I think it's bullshit how Men are automatically made to pay child support. It should be a opt in system. If you opt not to have anything to do with the child, then you pay no child support.
angryomlette 8y ago
Yikes...800 kids from unknown single moms...15 years down the line those 800 kids have greater chances of sibling incest...worst part of it is more in-breeding=more crazy...gives me shivers already
iliketreeslikereally 8y ago
Lol the UK has 64 million people, considering people used to live in tribes of a few tens, I think they'll be fine. Plus many of his clients are internationals.
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cdtCPTret 8y ago
Don't forget that only half will be the other gender as you. So that's 500 of the 1000 goal
Code_Bordeauxx 8y ago
The incest shouldn't be too much of a problem since they should easily be able to trace whether they are half-siblings or not by checking the guy's register. I'd say the single parent households are a far greater issue.
Tom_The_Human 8y ago
Because the first thing you do when starting an LTR is checking if you're related to the other person.
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Tom_The_Human 8y ago
I wasn't complaining ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
AEther_Flux 8y ago
You underestimate some people in this world.
Code_Bordeauxx 8y ago
If you know you have 800 siblings, yeah, asking about the other's background might be a logial thing to do Mr. Sarcasm.
Tom_The_Human 8y ago
I doubt many of the parents will turn around and say "by the way, you have ~1000 siblings". A large amount of them will never know.
elevul 8y ago
This hit the BBC news, so I'm not sure of that.
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deepfriedcocaine 8y ago
He still has a decent amount of work left to catch up with Genghis Khan.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_with_the_most_children
WolfeBane84 8y ago
I wonder what this will have on the genepool.
Kind of like how like 12% or something (too lazy to google) of people in asia are related to Genghis Khan.
seeing-red- 8y ago
This guy is #winning evolution
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Wow, that's incredible.
Like in having a secret, and not wanting to be found out for it, so you share it with everyone so no one can hold it against you...
ChadThundercockII 8y ago
This guy is giving me a purpose.
NiceTryDisaster 8y ago
Damn you wanna mother his kids too now Chad?
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blighter711 8y ago
I think he jerks it in the bathroom and give them a syringe/turkey baster of fresh sperm.
RP-on-AF1 8y ago
They mention he bring his own "pot & syringe", but also that he gets regular STD checks. Makes me think there's a little of both going on.
yumyumgivemesome 8y ago
What is stopping these women from coming back to the guy and demanding child support?
Also, if he's not fucking these women, why are so many guys in this thread envious? Yes, I want to make babies one day, but that's mostly because I'm excited to see how they'll turn out. Not only will he never meet most of them, but he doesn't even get to fuck the women. Yay.
darkrood 8y ago
I am sure 8's and 9's are lining up for his service.
crackalot 8y ago
At some point it just doesn't matter. Blind luck will bless a minimum of 5% of his progeny with excellence, and 5% of 800 is 40.
Four zero.
Forty.
Children.
stfarn 8y ago
prolly a couple of them will get oscars before dicaprio
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I'm not in favour of single motherhood because of the well known reasons. So I don't like this.
Grumpi83 8y ago
In a thousand years his genes will have dominated all of ours. Regardless of what you think of him, he is winning at evolution on a global scale.
jaimewarlock 8y ago
I am seriously considering paying my grandson a full time salary to do the same when he grows up and giving my granddaughters a bonus for every kid they pop out.
bluedrygrass 8y ago
Psychos always does. It's why the society is so fucked up and hopeless.
rollcyclones 8y ago
Thats a relatively recent development. Society has removed all the safety measures that used to help keep society healthy. There used to be "shotgun weddings" to force the less responsible guys from running out on their prego girlfriends. Teen mothers were forced to give her child away to a stable family or relative to raise. Marriage was permenant and divorce was looked down on by all. The children were raised by the mother and grandmother and not farmed out to minimum wage workers that don't give a shit about the kids.
We are on a run away train now. Each subsequent generation is becoming more and more dysfunctional. Single moms are the norm and their kids are becoming strippers or criminals.
I guess all we can do is enjoy the decline and get the easy sex while the getting's good.
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ghostbrainalpha 8y ago
2 of his kids are going to meet someday.... and fuck.
ransay3277 8y ago
Think of all the goodies he gets on fathers day!
Natural_RP 8y ago
You know what the worst part of the article was besides single skanks getting pregnant? The fact that they say the cost is prohibitive and they quote the high end at 1000 pounds which is about 1500 US for each cycle of treatment.
Even if it takes 10 cycles who the fuck plans to bring a child into the world if they can't afford 15 grand? Like holy shit a child can cost you more than that in their first year!
So many levels of fail.
monsieurhire2 8y ago
Why spend money on all that stuff if you don't have to? Also, you better believe that sociopaths are gaming that industry; guys bribing the low-paid staff personnel to make them rocket scientist athletes. At least this way you know exactly what you are getting.
darkrood 8y ago
Feeling trumps all rationale every time.
iliketreeslikereally 8y ago
Most of the world is not used to paying
thousandstens of grands for any kind of medical service, especially one that can be done for free by anyone.apetresc 8y ago
This isn't "thousands of grands", it's a couple of grands at most.
iliketreeslikereally 8y ago
Uh, I meant tens, actually. And I meant to say that because Americans are used to paying tens of thousands, they think of what you lightly call "a couple of grands at most" as an insignificant sum, whereas paying a thousand for anything health-related in countries with universal health care and non-inflated costs is a few steps away from being absolutely outrageous.
elevul 8y ago
Pretty clever. Good luck making him pay child support at this point.
account_rp 8y ago
The dumbest thing about doing this is that the women can claim child support at any moment, and the paternity test will show him being the baby's daddy.
flyercomet 8y ago
You can't get blood from a stone.
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Dylan_Tnga 8y ago
lol 2 kids cost me $140.00 a week in CS payments.
This guy would have to pay $56000.00 per week with that math XD
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Plane ticket from the UK to another country- 24.99
brownishRed 8y ago
the look on her face when she realizes "no child support" - priceless
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Tom_The_Human 8y ago
Which "other country" is that? Ireland?
Veqq 8y ago
With Ryan air, you can go all around Europe for about 20 Euros.
account_rp 8y ago
Damn, I can't even get a flight from Seattle, WA, US to Spokane, WA, US for that much.
edit. At this time of the year the mountain passes are blocked by ridiculously deep snows and avalanches so it's either fly or go around the snows.
Veqq 8y ago
Yeah, much as people talk about European taxes, prices and general socialism, everything's actually much cheaper. Hell, visiting family in the US for Christmas, I got a $200 flight from Berlin to NYC and back. (Norwegian Airlines)
That's weird though... I went to school in Ellensburg for a bit and there was a shuttle bus always running. Or maybe I was always lucky?
Moldy_Gecko 8y ago
Damn, cheapest ticket I got from Japan to SEATAC was $800, 10 years ago. Haven't paid less than $1200 since.
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randumb_user 8y ago
Well, Going by the Ontario (I live there, so let's use that) guide lines he is making $39,000 a year.
$39,000/520 hours a year would be $75 an hour. I will keep your plants in tip top condition for that amount. Where do I sign up? That would make for a great second job!
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RemyPrice 8y ago
My child support for two kids is $2,000 + private school + health insurance...
Plus half of all after-school activities, and half of any additional medical costs.
I win!
East_India_Co 8y ago
Well, it goes to your kids, right... Is it really that bad?
RemyPrice 8y ago
Pretty much all of the cash goes to housing.
Derbi50 8y ago
This guy is literally my hero. I have been doing all the sperm bank hoop jumping shit and its a pain in the pass.
I am going to do it. I am going to start a facebook page and do what this guy does.
Even if I only get a few that would still be awesome.
I would request the girls have a little red dot tattooed on the kids heel so they could identify each other and avoid one of my bastards knocking up one of my bastets.
Momo_dollar 8y ago
"But critics say while it's not illegal, using unregulated donors puts women at risk of sexual diseases, hereditary disorders and men interested in "no strings" unprotected sex"
Because women are never interested in no strings sex! Night clubs, Tinder etc are nothing but a cockfest
ktchong 8y ago
Which is why men should not date single mothers. You may end up raising his children.
TruePr0l0gue 8y ago
Sounds like a lot of boys are about to grow up with single mothers...
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Women have no shame. No shame at all. This is just the beginning of crazy...
silver_nuke13 8y ago
800 more mass shooters. Just what they needed.
Edit: since you thirsty faggots don't get the joke, it's about how most mass shooters come from broken homes, mostly without father. it's not the guns that are the problem.
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Jeester 8y ago
If only they had access to guns.
silver_nuke13 8y ago
Yeah making stuff illegal always works in keeping them away from people
Jeester 8y ago
Ah yes, all those mass shootings you hear of over here in the UK. We're rife with them.
silver_nuke13 8y ago
You're forgetting that there are more stabbings hahah