Summary: Whenever she deals out a low-level shit/comfort test, slap dat ass.
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This is a quick and dirty tip to deal with a woman's random shit and comfort tests. It works best for the low to mid-level stuff. When she has valid emotional concerns(oxymoron right there) and relationship issues, it may or may not be applicable.
It's basic: whenever she deploys a test of any sort that is designed more to elicit beta responses from you rather than actually deal with an issue(which is, what, 90% of the time?), just slap or grab her ass and make a statement that incorporates your slap and diffuses the test.
Example:
Her: Meat, sometimes it feels like you don't really love me. How much do you love me?
I simply turn her around, slap that round posterior, those ample buttocks, that fine ass, them divine cheeks, those fantastic buns, that...you get the idea.
Me : That much.
She usually shakes her head and moves on. If I''m feeling frisky, i grab it and start massaging...see where it goes.
Lessons in here: Be an ass man.
trptwerp 8y ago
This will require consideration. I dub my slaps as awards and I do not reward bad behavior. Framing it like this, stops tests and makes her beg for slaps.
TruePr0l0gue 8y ago
The magic of ass slapping was something I instinctively stumbled onto pre-TRP and you're right. In my head I was rationalizing why it wasn't gentlemanlike to do so after I had done it, but the ass-slapee always giggled instead of protesting. It was like the twilight zone for my blue self
Meat-on-the-table 8y ago
I remember this one time in the field, at a barbeque with a bunch of guys, most of the blue-pill.
A female acquaintance brought her friend along, who was pretty hot. All the guys were super respectful as she got introduced, a couple even gave compliments.
When she came around to me, i told her i only hug, and that i was gonna grab her ass. She still came in for the hug, i grabbed ass, she protested mildly, the guys looked like i had spat in their mother's face.
We FWB'd for half a year afterward. The ass grab is king.
naMlliPdeR 8y ago
Wow. This entirely fits into my personality. I'm sooooooo using this next time!
BOSpecial 8y ago
I'm surprised they didnt' get violent lol
juliusstreicher 8y ago
No joke. That assault probably traumatized her so severely that she felt pressured to yield to him for the next 1/2 year. As clear a case of rape as I've ever seen!
GrammerNaziParadox 8y ago
Yeah, I'm going to have to call bs on this one.
RedMoonAscendant 8y ago
Go ahead and call BS. I'm not even that top-10% and I've pulled off shit like this before.
WernerSeger 8y ago
While I can see that it will work in alot of situations, especially in the one you mentioned I wouldn't recommend anyone doing this for several reasons. 1. Has she really given consent(I'm no rapefugee), 2. Even if she really has given consent she might not later think it herself(possible prosecution). 3. General public manners.
John_E_Vegas 8y ago
It's purely situational. Sure, you wouldn't pull this stunt at church or in front of her parents.
But in a casual party setting, why not?
nomorelulu 8y ago
I don't get it. You told her you were gonna grab her ass before hugging? That doesn't sound smooth at all. How did that work?
trp-sama 8y ago
It's your verbal banter. You set yourself apart from everyone else instantly. You put her into your frame because you dont give a fuck about the social norms of all the blue pill guys and you follow though on your promise. She is only coming in for that hug if she wants you to grab that ass, and if she doesn't (come in for the hug) she will be thinking about you while she shakes hands with the rest of the non memorable guys. When she speaks to you a little later you can follow up with something like "oh you want that hug now hun?". You pretty much can't loose here. Unless you are so ugly that she rejects you outright and even then who cares and you get her out of the way quickly.
harami_number1 8y ago
Yeah, its not like anyone would go on the internet and tell lies
senator_mendoza 8y ago
it's one of those things that might sound cool on the internet (to some people...), but it's not for real life. i had a friend who did this kinda shit and i stopped bringing him places because he always made girls uncomfortable.
random_1135 8y ago
It is playful
It is confidence
You make your intentions known
It is as smooth as fuck
Moldy_Gecko 8y ago
He said how it worked... FWB for a yr and a half. Honestly, I like the idea of telling her. It's a quick IoI and a show of your confidence. The IoI is if she chooses to still hug you after you tell her you're going to grab her ass, that means she doesn't mind you grabbing her ass. It also gives her plenty of IoI from your part. Honestly, it sounds golden to me. Drawback is if she decided not to hug him, that's an IoD. Which might discourage someone from any more gaming attempts.
zetetic-elench 8y ago
Her declining isn't a drawback, it's a win too, because now you've established disinterest and can move on with the evening. It's literally a win/win. You have an important observation since so many guys are afraid to pull a move like this, but once you reframe your view of the interaction with a new woman into one of rapidly establishing interest, you start to see failure to connect as a success, and become less afraid of bolder moves.
Moldy_Gecko 8y ago
Touche...
To be honest, I don't let IoDs get to me unless they are consistent. And if she's the only girl worth attempting there, I wouldn't mind trying some more game. I was just pointing out to a guy that might not be so good with game, they might just give up. But your insight is good that, that's still a win because they aren't devoting anymore time to this chick that may be difficult to pick up. More time they can spend with the boys I guess.
Ifuckinglovepron 8y ago
The decline could be drawback if it drew attention. Depends on situation.
Ill_mumble_that 8y ago
Well then you have ammunition to use against her later depending on the situation. I love making fun of people so it would always work out well.
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here's one way it could play out, out of a thousand ways
her: hi extends hand
him: sorry hun i only hug
her: really
him: yeah i'll also grab your ass
her: giggles
Ill_mumble_that 8y ago
This is of course also after looking at his belly and noticing no beer gut and that he had good posture/confidence, not just a pickup line.
Mr_Andry 8y ago
That's why step 1 is lift. You can get by without a good physique, but having it opens up way more paths to success.
Ill_mumble_that 8y ago
Women are so incredibly shallow and incapable of judging character that it's ridiculous.
How you look / body language is about 90% of what they use to judge whether you are attractive and trustworthy or not.
I used to be friends with a guy who had one of the ugliest faces ever. Almost like this guy. But he worked out, had good body language, and was tall. Women flocked to him like fat kids chasing an ice cream truck. Often times body language can be the most important thing, but your body language will be shit if you don't have confidence and muscles to naturally hold yourself up in proper posture.
Caucasian-African 8y ago
Incidentally, I posted on PurplePill asking why people are so outraged at Roosh. (I'm not necessarily a huge fan of his, and he seems like he might be smarmy). I said as much, then basically asked why he beds so many women if he's such a bad guy. Aren't people at least equally outraged by the many, many WOMEN who choose to sleep with him?
So far, zero responses.
Ill_mumble_that 8y ago
Roosh probably lies extravagantly about his numbers. But I do believe he does bed women regularly. People shouldn't be mad at this. It's not hard to bed women. It's really, really easy given that you 1. Are on the athletic/muscular end of Height-weight-proportionate 2. You try everyday, multiple times a day. 3. You have a large disposable income from blogging.
There are a lot of pent up video game nerds here. This is Reddit after all, gaming is one of the top 5 largest subs. They think it's hard to bed women because they never see one while they are sitting in their room all alone staring at a screen for countless hours. If you actually go outside and do things and talk to people, your numbers go up without as much effort as people think it takes. But as mentioned above you have to at least look like a tasty piece of meat or the fish won't bite.
Lots of con artists sleep with plenty of women. Roosh is no different. Why be outraged at the women, who are naturally terrible judges of character? (My previous comment)
RedPill_FightClub 8y ago
You said it all. Men are always portrayed as shallow and only into the outward, but it's actually women who are this way.
krisadayo 8y ago
Growing up with a single mother, I can definitely confirm this. My mom dated an okay number of men while I was growing up, and she actually introduced me to a handful of them. I could tell within the first 2 minutes of my interaction whether or not he was worth keeping around, and I let her know. She never broke up with any of them because of it back then, but I was right every single time. She is still single and mid 40s, and now she lets me meet any guy who she is considering an LTR with (and ALWAYS takes my advice).
Ill_mumble_that 8y ago
Spot on. Thanks for the insight.
I think this is also why women's suffrage was a bad idea. Politicians probably love that they have a 50% voter base that has less character discernment than male tweens.
Honestly. In Russia the men still won't even bother talking to women about politics. They know it's pointless.
Not to say women are stupid, women are all in the median IQ range. I talk with women I work with about complex engineering problems and they offer assistance. But women are naturally terrible and desperate when it comes to judging character.
RealRational 8y ago
Or
Her: raises eyebrow, moves in for hug with the slightest smirk
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BrunoOh 8y ago
If she complains about it, tell her that she should get worried when you stop doing it.
trp-sama 8y ago
If she complains or responds in some sort of negative way (another shit test) just smile (maybe a slight laugh) and carry on with your business.
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nathanisfat 8y ago
"hurr, i'm a retard who can't articulate underlying principles, so let's go back to how pickup was taught in the late '90s and i'll just tell you what i think worked for me in my particular situation"
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VasiliyZaitzev 8y ago
"Possession of the ass is 9/10ths of the law."
--Sayings of Chairman Zaitzev
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seattleron 8y ago
Fucking hell I love this sub.
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Modified_Hackware 8y ago
Hijacking top comment for man talk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcNGYRKBfHA
Rice_Fields 8y ago
Somehow, seeing him grab his tricep like that, I feel they did a lot of retakes
VasiliyZaitzev 8y ago
The Sean Connery Bond films are a textbook guide to "Amused Mastery".
Snivellious 8y ago
As is the Sean Connery lifestyle. The shootouts were acting, the womanizing wasn't.
CQC3 8y ago
Without even looking at this clip and the hint of Bond Films on the comment below...I'm gonna guess it's the beginning of Goldfinger by the pool side.
I remember seeing this clip in class, and a lot of people just either got silent and awkward or some even snorted in snobbery. Meanwhile I was just having an internal dialogue, "see that...? Aspire to that..."
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LabyrinthineDreamer 8y ago
But, what if she shit tests further by farting on your hand???
Nah kidding, thanks for the reminder, this is good stuff. I finally have a plate spinning and 2 more NEARLY there, feels great. TRP works.
Foctopus 8y ago
Lean in for a kiss and burp.
eccentricrealist 8y ago
Establish dominance by sniffing it then farting on her hand harder.
MikePatton-yakyakyak 8y ago
Most women are, at the end of the day, whores. To varying degrees, mind you, but whores none the less.
They follow their pussytingles and emotions LOOONG before logic and reason comes anywhere near to being in play,
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NotUpToAnythingGood 8y ago
LOL, it works...
Not sure how, but damn, it works and well.
Been doing this a long time, especially if I'm in the kitchen.
NameOfAction 8y ago
If you really want to go for the ulimate I own you feeling do a firm over the pants vulva grab. If that doesn't give her a submissive smile then nothing will
1Maverick1 8y ago
I usually slap that ass and say, "Gone git now ya here!" when they are leaving my place. Works pretty well.
The_Titleist 8y ago
Everything gets better with a good smack on the ass
liveyourselfhappy 8y ago
Whilst I agree with the sentiment. This is actually a comfort test. However the same still applies. The technique will work either way.
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OBOllie3003 8y ago
Can confirm, in LTR. 75% of the time a nice slap on the ass gets her feeling better again.
Women crave desire, you just have to supply the right kind. Now the other quarter of the time she's either going on about something, really in the zone, or too far gone by the time I catch up. Those instances require a bit more care, so an extra ass slap or grab is recommended.
umlal 8y ago
I manifested the opposite of an ass slap, when a woman does something I like sometimes I give her a little pat on the head or some sort of physical congratulation and appreciation. This hits better then most words.
boundlessmind8 8y ago
In my experience, the thing to remember here is that, with anything you do, tell her that if she doesn't like it, she needs to get the fuck out. You are the man. You are in charge of your life. And she is part of your life. So don't be afraid to take control. Don't be afraid to tell her to shut the fuck up. And if she gets an attitude with you, show her the fucking door. If she gets physical, don't let yourself get hit (you decide how), physically remove her from your house, and lock the door.
This can be rather cruel if she is dependent on you and has no real friends or relatives to care for her if you kick her out - but it is necessary if you want her to stop shit-testing you. After awhile, it gets better, when she learns that literally EVERY TIME she gets an attitude, she is told to shut the fuck up or leave. I am not sure if the shit-testing ever truly stops, especially during PMS (once I am able to post, I will cover this), but with a little conditioning, it can get much, much better than in the beginning.
Important point: IF SHE LEAVES, LET HER GO. If she stays gone, great. Time to go get laid. But there is a high possibility that, once she sees that you honestly don't care, she will come back begging for your validation once again.
If you are living in her house or under a lease in her name, I'm not sure what to tell you, because as a man, you probably shouldn't have placed yourself in that situation to begin with...
masnera 8y ago
i do slap my LTR (5years)in the ass from time to time, especially when my logic cannot comprehend what she is saying. And if she annoys me too much...i pinched her at the spot...groin..er i dont know what to call it, the spot between the legs and her vagina, i pinch her ...not that hard, but i make sure she feels it...come to think of it...maybe she's triggering me to do it, because she always squeal with joy when im doing it.
EDIT: spelling EDIT: grammar
jimjackjoe 8y ago
I once went to a giant professional conference, and whenever I met a new person, I'd shake their hand, then I'd be like, "high five!" And then on the follow-through I'd reach around and slap them on the ass. Everyone laughed, good convo starter. One dude got pissed though and was like, "Yo! Don't touch me like that bro!" And I was like, "Aww relax." And he's like, "No, man! No, no! You don't know me, I'll kick your ass. You a fag or something?" And everyone looked at him like "chill, quit being a douche about getting slapped in the ass by a random stanger," and that was the end of that. Anyway, that was fun. I wasn't doing it with any goal or larger purpose in mind. Just keeping myself entertained in a boring situation.
OrangeCub 8y ago
Great advice. It works especially when combined with an I-own-your-soul stare into her eyes.
DeltaRecon2552 8y ago
If mine starts shit, I will literally spank her. And she knows I mean it. It works like a fucking charm.
KartagoPill 8y ago
Works everytime.
If not? >change the gurl
ITS_JUST_A_WANK_BRO 8y ago
Did this on my boss, can confirm it works. Got the big promotion!
MuleJuiceMcQuaid 8y ago
Johnson! Slap my ass and call me "Susan".
eccentricrealist 8y ago
Plot twist: The boss was a dude
AmorTheMan 8y ago
Haha I always do this to my current LTR. And there's this one time when she kept on playing with my nips (she always do this to me and said that she loves my chest), discretely on the sofa, while on their house and her relatives around. Know what I did? I wait for the right timing to pinch back that nips of her. She giggled and kissed me back. They love that shit!
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Physical touch is always a sign of confidence/dominance/comfort.
If you are in a situation where grabbing their ass could land you in trouble, may I suggest: Patting them on head, put an arm around them, put your hand on their shoulder, rub their chin, poke their side.
THERPRP 8y ago
I can confirm the head pat, especially in a party setting where you may be vocally limited.
JihadDerp 8y ago
Yesssssss to the head pat. I do it to every girl I want to fuck. Always gets their emotions riled up which can be transformed into "fuck me" emotions.
ThePantsThief 8y ago
Learned a surprising amount of things in this thread, I did…
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The head pat with a condescending look works so fucking well that sometimes I feel really bad after doing it. Nothing will make someone feel more childish.
My other secret weapon is a big sarcastic "Oooooooh" while pointing at the person who just said something insulting to you or just bragged about something. Exactly how ace ventura does it in the first ace centura when he enters the rich guy's house with his date. I've seen souls shattered using this.
JustACrosshair_ 8y ago
I do something like that a lot. Can confirm it's great deflection / grounding. I do it to guys too, learned it from my natural alpha roomate. When girls or guys make some sort of.. stupid scrutinizing observation about you just look at them with a big smile or smirk and say "Oh yeah?" wait a second for them to respond (which they wont) and then give them a pat on the shoulder or head and walk off.
Ex;
"Crosshair_, you are a stupid motherfucker (any random comment that does nothing but force you to react or defend)."
"Oh yeah?"
"Uh... Yeah!"
Pat the shoulder and walk way. Can never really lose frame in those situations because doing this subtly demonstrates you are not going to entertain some useless observation and leaves you in a higher position.
Happens to me a lot since I've raised my SMV and had to deal with the thing where people openly mess with you to press your buttons and bring you to their level. You just have to raise your eyebrows and say "Oh yeah?" or "You think so?" or something like that. From watching my roomate, he just says "Okay."
His girl called him lame or something the other day because we were straight talking about our computers in front of her. And he just said "Okay." and we kept talking. She tried to start grabbing on him while we were talking and he pushed her away and told her to leave him alone because we were talking. It was all so spot on.
He doesn't know shit about TRP or anything but I've learned a fucking shit ton just from watching this guy. And him not knowing anything about TRP but seeing all this confirms TRP for me every god damn day.
RedPillDad 8y ago
<since I've raised my SMV
The old crab claws reaching out to try to pull you back down to their level. Especially from those who knew a lesser version of you.
marplaneit 8y ago
This! I actually remember a pretty alpha (woman) teacher.
This guy, the tipical troll, who makes fun of teacher and prank them and shit.
He tried to tease the teacher, calling and trying to say some stupid shit. And she walks slowly, and say Oh Okay! That sound so fun! Now can you shut up?
The whole classroom cracked up. That guy never tried to troll her.
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MuleJuiceMcQuaid 8y ago
Found it.
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THERPRP 8y ago
I like the ooohhhhhh. I do this sarcastically with my brothers, now I'm excited to try it when I get a shit test along the lines of "you never xxxxx" or "why can't you xxxx"
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94redstealth 8y ago
do not attempt if you are shorter than her
RedMoonAscendant 8y ago
Met a short guy once who said that's his go-to action with tall girls, patting them on the head. Says it works wonderfully. Why do you think it wouldn't?
94redstealth 8y ago
seems like it would come off as a 'poser' move like height enhancing shoes or padding your crotch
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KneeDeep185 8y ago
I strongly disagree with anything to do with name calling. Seems extremely immature and petty... like something a woman would do.
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JihadDerp 8y ago
It would be better to spell out the actions they're doing that are undesirable, instead of label them. For example, "It's so cute when you lash out like that." Or, "It's so cute when you call other people names for no reason." Really calls them out with honesty without sounding as petty as you would if you call them a name.
KneeDeep185 8y ago
Nah. I approach relationships (friendships, LTR's, plates, whatever) with women as though they need someone to lead them. A successful leader doesn't condescend or waste energy on stupid shit like name calling. It's ineffective, creates resentment and insecurity. I don't want my girls clingy and insecure, I want them to understand that we'll both be happier if I'm in control of the situation.
O3EAN 8y ago
Different men like to do different things, as a younger guy casually teasing them with name calling is amusing to me which is why I sometimes do it, it's not to neg them or something it's just appealing to my immature sense of humour.
I think you're taking it too seriously, we're only talking about diffusing shit tests not foundational behaviour for a relationship.
KneeDeep185 8y ago
Calling someone a bitch to 'tease' is pretty low game. You can bring her down to make yourself feel a little higher, but you should really learn to elevate yourself first.
How to be a leader, according to Dale Carnegie:
Be a Leader: How to Change People Without Giving Offense or Arousing Resentment
-Begin with praise and honest appreciation.
-Call attention to people's mistakes indirectly.
-Talk about your own mistakes before criticizing the other person.
-Ask questions instead of giving direct orders.
-Let the other person save face.
-Praise every improvement.
-Give the other person a fine reputation to live up to.
-Use encouragement. Make the fault seem easy to correct.
-Make the other person happy about doing what you suggest.
From the book How to Win Friends and Influence People, written in 1936. Some real OG Red Pill shit.
O3EAN 8y ago
Did you not just read my comment? I said it wasn't to neg or "make myself feel a little higher" it was just for my own amusement.
Where I'm from in Australia everyone calls each other names, especially among men, e.g. calling your friend a fuckhead, spastic degenerate or something. I wouldn't go that far in teasing a girl but I'll still call her a fatty or something just to tease her.
You're treating the relationship like a business instead of a playful, fun relationship.
NotUpToAnythingGood 8y ago
The right amount of sarcastic, cocky attitude can make this work.
It also requires the right context to work well too.
I've done it but it's always left me feeling a bit sketchy on whether I did things right. It's definitely not for the faint of heart to do unless they are certain.
RickJamesBeyach 8y ago
Yes! Ass slapping is an art form that should be in every gentleman's repertoire.
You have the glancing slap, which is done in an upward motion with four fingers (no thumb) from the bottom to the top of the cheek. This is done to maximize ass reverb and works especially well for women with ample behinds.
You have the full hand slap, which is done with the full hand, fingers spread, with impact by your palm flush on the cheek. This is done to maximize force and has the greatest shock value.
You also have the smack and squeeze, one and two hand versions. The one hand version should only be attempted on women with round, tight asses.
Finally you have the towel flick on the ass, which should be done sparingly and only attempted by expert marksmen, as this method can cause excessive pain for the targeted ass.
bigcitytruth 8y ago
Don't forget the tap slap. Two light taps and a push after the second tap. It means, "Hurry up let's go."
seattleron 8y ago
For fuck's sake this sub should be an example of witty humor for all to see.
Also, the slap-grab is 100% effective in any and all situations. You own that bum and she needs to know it.
eccentricrealist 8y ago
One time my ex was slapping my ass ever so slightly and when I turned to look around she'd roll her eyes and say she didn't do it. So here's one I tried which seemed to work which was the grab but make sure one of your fingers can slide in. Do that shit and carry her and she's yours (assuming you're in a position where you're able to do so without consequence)
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Towel flick is a risk, gotta have excellent proprioception and precision. Don't want to damage /distance the goods.
I'm partial to the comfort test response, "the hug, grab, and drum", very effective.
I'm surprised you missed the standard side by side. Notable though really only as a response to uncertainty in which of the aforementioned is most appropriate a response.
Poldonis 8y ago
There is another, the power grab. You use all 5 digits except you keep the pointer and middle together. You get the same amount of surface but with the two fingers together it allows for a little more force and a better grab
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Poldonis 8y ago
Oh, I have a clue, a raging clue in fact!
MasterTrollKing 8y ago
Mmm now im starting to get a big clue.
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RickJamesBeyach 8y ago
My friend, if you were a true connoisseur of ass you would know of what I speak.
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CrazyHorseInvincible 8y ago
Banned.
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feminism_victim 8y ago
I was at a new girl's (pre-fuckclose) place waiting for her slow ass to get ready to go out for the night (annoying situation I would never wish upon anyone), when she bent down to grab something out of the drawer and said "stop staring at my ass teehee". I dunno if it counts as a shit test, but if so I passed easily when I slapped it and grabbed me a meaty handful.
Gimprome 8y ago
Thats a prime example of a non-verbal agree and amplify.
BlackJ1 8y ago
With actions like these, I fight the hell out of my Blue Pill tendencies. The blue pill ideology comes all come flooding back to me with thoughts like:
What if she rejects me? What if she is not comfortable with it? What if she slaps me? What if she reports it as sexual assault?
It took my a while but Is soon began to realize that I would never know if I never tried it.... Good post OP.
Snivellious 8y ago
As for the sexual assault thing, don't do this with anyone you aren't involved with to some degree. It might be fine, but it's not worth the consequences if it isn't.
Beyond that, though, what's she going to do? Call you an ass? At that point you just laugh and shrug. If you're sleeping with the woman in question, it's not really a two-party action.
BrunoOh 8y ago
If you've kissed her, some minor ass touching is probably ok.
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hva_vet 8y ago
You know you have reached an ass slapping zen-like state when you put your hand out and she sticks dat ass out for a nice slap. Be sure to get the other cheek to even things out.
RickJamesBeyach 8y ago
Yes. The work of a master Pavlovian trainer.
trudatness 8y ago
My personal fave is the doggy style spank that stings them just enough to make them wiggle while you're pounding balls deep from behind.
But the slick low key "I've got hand" ass-pat/fondle keeps the situation nice and steady. You have to make sure your hand touches their ass on a regular basis, preferably accompanied with a sly smirk or a naughty whisper of "you're going to get it later". They REALLY dig that shit.
Women absolutely love getting their asses playfully spanked. They eat it up like candy on Easter morning.
Borsao66 8y ago
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Ruski_vodkal0rd 8y ago
This is my usual go to. Sometimes if I'm feeling extra ballsy I'll grab a tit and go "honk honk!"
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They feel like... bags of sand!
adunk9 8y ago
Similar to my go-to. If she's being indecisive, I'll poke one of her tits a few times like you'd prod someone in the chest while telling her to decide. Works about 90% of the time.
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IronMeltsinmyHands 8y ago
The thing that fucks with me is, her shaking her head before she walks away.
Why does she do that? Is she disapproving? And why am I so concerned about this?
hva_vet 8y ago
That's her feelz overriding her hamster. Her hamster says "you shouldn't smack my azz" but her feelz are saying "damn I like that".
GOATmar 8y ago
The trick is to palm the slap right in the middle of the her ass so you clap BOTH ass cheeks at once.