I hear a lot of guys complain that Tinder is difficult for the average guy. It isn't. We all know that girls swipe right or left on Tinder based on a 2 second glance at your first photo. Most of your first photos suck ass. How do I know? A bunch of you sent me your pics in a previous thread I made offering to retouch them, so I saw a bunch of examples.
If you are chad bod, seriously cut with visible abdominal muscles, then go for the shirtless mirror selfie.
As for everybody else,
-Wear a suit, stare into the distance like you're a Fortune 500 CEO being interviewed for a Forbes cover. All girls will see dollar signs. THIS SHOULD BE A PROFESSIONAL-QUALITY PHOTO for maximum results. Go pay a real photographer the hundred bucks. Tell them this is what you want. Do not look into the lens, it makes you look desperate. Do not smile. Thousand yard stare shows off your manly jawline. http://static1.squarespace.com/static/52d2ebb3e4b06f22d60562c5/5459180ae4b0168a2765aad6/54592084e4b0d8d8aa3c5e20/1415127179969/Adam-Jacobs-Mens-Fashion-Photography-Model-Suit-Photography-Freddie.jpg
-Cute pet picture shirtless or wearing a t-shirt that "accidentally" shows off your biceps. You can smile at the pet in this one. Good conversation starter - cute dog, mine's named Rover, how about yours? http://imgfave-herokuapp-com.global.ssl.fastly.net/image_cache/1344082221598257.jpg
-Candid picture with friends - shows you're cool and hang out with hot people. The kind of company she will join if she fucks you. Even if these are your relatives, or an old photo, or strangers, it doesn't matter. http://thumb7.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/54809/54809,1307507475,1/stock-photo-group-of-young-people-enjoy-summer-party-at-the-beach-on-beautiful-sunset-78816610.jpg
-Preselection picture with hot girl(s), cropped as if to look like you tried to crop her out (but didn't). Don't use Hooters girls or promo models, it's obvious you just asked for a pic and will work against you. Needs to look like a normal hot girl who's actually into you. If you don't have one, literally just go up to any hot girl in a crowded bar and ask for a photo, "I'm trying to show my buddy who's at home what's he's missing ;) " THat move won't get you laid right then with that one girl, but you will use the pic to catch actual pussy later. http://thedudes.club/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/tom-ford-eyewear-2010-spring-campaign-1.jpg
-If you're 6'0 or taller, (really 5'10 or taller and DGAF about lying), the first line of your About Me should be your height. 6'0. On a line by itself.
These four photos, correctly lit and shot to make you look attractive, will get you matches on Tinder and get you laid, almost regardless of what you look like. I've done it for myself and for all my divorced friends and I get laid all the time from Tinder. I'm probably a 5/10 in the face but an 8/10 in the body.
lumberjackinla 8y ago
Online dating is futile. Waste of time
-The-Pussy-Whisperer 8y ago
Additional:
If you're packing, either come out with another measurement right below your height, or a tasteful photo showing a bulge
You won't regret the increased slut traffic.
Tinder is an ad. Use it as such and provoke moist climate in her southern locales.
Luckyluke23 8y ago
no wonder I am doing it wrong, all my pictures are just with chicks in the club lol
gonorealover 8y ago
I'm probably a 5/10 in the face but an 8/10 in the body.
There it is . The fucking context.
noaydi 8y ago
http://thumb7.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/54809/54809,1307507475,1/stock-photo-group-of-young-people-enjoy-summer-party-at-the-beach-on-beautiful-sunset-78816610.jpg
normies
I can't test
I suck at tinder
Perhaps I'm below average
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Cracadoo 8y ago
This is gold, thanks. I remade my tinder profile with these things in mind, and I got a match in like 5 minutes. All i did was deleting all but the best pictures and some text, smart as it was. Thanks again
notmyusualreddit 8y ago
My favorite tinder truth comes from the fact that one of my three pictures on tinder is me at 19. I'm 31. I've had tindet dates say they're so glad I look like my pictures. I'd like to see a woman try that.
EDIT: Warning: Reddit admins deleted me after 2 years of posting, even with current gold on my account, just because I posted a link to a youtube account that was easily available if you took a name news organizations were giving out and typed it into google yourself. The bias against Trump and the_donald is real.
BUT, the reddit morons forgot to lock out EDITING your previous posts as part of the permanent ban.
romanmoses 8y ago
It seems to me that white women age much worse than other races. Unfortunate considering white women culture these days.
Snazzy_Serval 8y ago
I'm 5'5, should I mention height at all?
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Honesty0504 8y ago
No.
Play your strengths, mitigate your weaknesses
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I got my account deleted over a year ago when moments was still a thing. I tried creating another with a new Facebook but they wanted me to verify my phone number which is pretty much blacklisted for them. How can I get another phone number for tinder?
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A_DERPING_ULTRALISK 8y ago
Dude this is way too much work. Is this shit your full time job?
Plus, you're a 50 yr old man. That's like being an 18 year old girl, literally everyone you meet of similar age and opposite gender is dtf you.
Il128 8y ago
It's really hardly any work at all. It makes nsa sex so much easier.
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Il128 8y ago
Not really. I do this Tinder thing every couple weeks. I get laid both Friday and Saturday nights. Both nights might run $100 total.
It does make it easier if you live in an area of 3 million people like I do.
lemurmort 8y ago
So what, you put Goldman Sachs as your job or what?
themidnightfox 8y ago
Fun fact - I actually just recently landed an internship with Goldman Sachs. Deleted and restarted my tinder after my updated my job on Facebook and I've gotten about triple the matches in way less time.
Il128 8y ago
Usually something that's good money like a local major corporation or I claim to have my own business.
jace81 8y ago
Why is it worth deleting it and starting it again? So you can match with girls who swiped left before?
Il128 8y ago
Yes and by changing your first name you get lots of chances with women over and over again.
vonwaferman 8y ago
What do you put in your profile text?
Il128 8y ago
I've just added my height. Normally I just use key words from the profiles I like. I toss them in to sentences like. "If you want to laugh, I'm your man"
RPAlternate42 8y ago
Height:
I drive for uber sometimes on Friday/Saturday nights. On more than one occasion the following transpires:
I pull up to a group of people. A girl from the group approaches the window to confirm I'm the driver... And instead asks, are you tall?
"I'm 6'1"... Is that tall?"
Yes it is <with a smile>!. To get friends: I'll sit in the front
Everyone gets in, female friend says, Oh... I see why you wanted to sit in the front.... A guy in the group, if there is one, her boyfriend, sometimes: <clueless> why?.
Girl in front: oh, ignore her.
By just saying the numbers "6, 1" made her want to sit in the front instead of in the back with her boyfriend.
brinkcitykilla 8y ago
on more than one occasion?
gives us some other details about your appearance or what kind of car youre driving?
RPAlternate42 8y ago
35yo, 6'1", 190 lb, 17 neck, 33 waist, 43 chest, 14.5 arm.
Brown hair, blue eyes, clear skin, a nose described as "strong" and also "nice" and "sexy" by different women on different occasions.
My shoulder to waist ratio is 95% of the GR, through that's not apparent when sitting in a car. My build is athletic (lifting and BJJ.)
I drive a '14 Focus ST
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Gunnilingus 8y ago
I've been matching on 90% of my swipe-rights with this one (forgive my shitty attempt to crop out my face on my phone). If you're in the right place, at the right time, with the right t-shirt, take a photo. Think of your exceptional experiences as being directly tradeable for tinderella pussy.
constructiveasshole 8y ago
That's a perfect storm photo. Establishes you with an alpha male physique, with a sense of humor, being bold, in an unusual and conversation-starting setting. Great example.
lemerou 8y ago
That was in Bangkok, right ? Maybe in 2011 ?
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TheRealMewt 8y ago
So the big fix for the average guy to see success on Tinder is to not be the average guy. Honestly, I figured this would be a given by this point on a hot or not dating app.
metallica11 8y ago
Funny, when tinder first hit mainstream I told everyone:
Basically, guys getting glamour shots for women. We have been reduced to pages in a fashion magazine women shop for. THINK ABOUT IT. You better bet that these photo optimization services are going to start competing with each other.
People laughed at me and called me ridiculous, but look what is happening, here is my (slightly hyperbolic) prediction of the future. don't laugh - it may actually happen.
"Thank you sir for signing up for DatingOptimize, the worlds #1 service provider for optimization and complete revamp of looks, reaching 100 million in revenue and providing a 50% increase in matches guaranteed for over 10 million customers. You have signed up for the 2,000 dollar complete photo package, which is the our most popular product" Your consultation will start off with a complete 3D physical recreation of your physical profile and other attributes such as skin complexion/eye color etc. We will then perform any possible enhancements to your profile to optimize desirable traits such as increased shoulder width, jaw augmentation. Of course, these modifications will be performed through photo enhancement, although we do offer a premium package where we perform physical modifications as well. We will then supply you with a fashion consultant to provide you with the correct attire, posture, and photo environment that are proven to elicit the most positive response in the opposite sex. As always, biography write ups will be provided free of charge, as they are proven to be the least important factor in mate selection"
Meanwhile: the future dating service for women reads as:
"Thank you for signing up for PureAdonis, the worlds #1 service provider for selecting the most suitable partner for women. Gone are the days of perusing through hundreds of matches and messages through all the "boring" guys. With this service, we take the burden of selection out of your hands and ensure only the highest status men get to interact with you. Sick of men less than 6'0" contacting you? We'll filter them out. Sick of men making less than 100,000$ contacting you? we'll filter them out you. Our adonis template matching algorithm will find the perfect candidates based on our auto-physical attribute filter that sorts through over 100 million available online profiles and match you with the ones you find the most sexy. As you know, since only the same 1% of men get selected out of the 100 million online profiles by all women, we have auto-filter the remaining lower 99% automatically and constantly update our filter as womyns' needs change. you won't to have bother with anything BUT the cream of the crop. We also provide complimentary real time pregnancy monitoring to eliminate any "issues" you have with the men you are with, and of course ensure that every guy you are matched with has a time slot available for you through our "alphasharing" scheduling program
redpillspeeddate 8y ago
This is essentially what high end match making is. Its been around for decades. Many guys pay 25k+ for these services.
99_Problem 8y ago
That's making a killing ($$$$) on both ends of this bullshit. Genius.
sassypaella 8y ago
That sounds pretty much like paying for coaching/PUA advice.
metallica11 8y ago
Correct, but on steroids. Men are essentially turning into a catalog selection where you have to "sell yourself" - the PUA coaching etc was the start, molding aspects of your personality and being to be the most attractive. In my opinion, it is only going to get more extreme.
dingman58 8y ago
Men always have, and will continue to, sell themselves. Those with premium product have it a little easier. Those without, can make up for it by becoming better salesmen
lemurmort 8y ago
I tried paying a guy 5 bucks in Bitcoin to make my profile picture have more muscles, but I ended up looking like a shitty anime character
constructiveasshole 8y ago
That makes me cringe. If you want, PM it to me and I'll see if I can help. I don't charge for that shit
lemurmort 8y ago
I have a pic from on cycle now, so that won't be necessary. Thanks though
FamineX 8y ago
You are 100% right, sir. This is what the Internet does to us.
thiasus 8y ago
This looks like a picture of how not to put together a suit:
white collar over striped shirt
overlarge shoulder pads
Its one saving grace is that the guy is a fit, professionally groomed attractive man shot professionally.
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The rule of thirds is also getting fucked in this picture. The top part of his hair is cutoff. Something like this would be a better representation of what it should look like.
colucci 8y ago
Good point other than the white collar over stripe shirt. I kinda dig it.
SwagYoloJesus 8y ago
Blue shirts with a white collar are pretty hard to pull off, unless you're Gordon Gekko.
Alpacash 8y ago
The tie can be the color as the jacket tho.
thiasus 8y ago
If you are working as a chauffeur, pallbearer or bodyguard, sure.
phillyjim 8y ago
Navy jacket, navy grenadine tie. Classic.
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Gawernator 8y ago
Seems almost mathematical really.
Also, I'm 5'10" and don't think I could get away with saying I'm 6'...?
squidracer 8y ago
Wear boots to the date. Problem solved
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ThrowingMyslfOutther 8y ago
Same but I up ante to 6'1" meet a girl that was 6' but I was wearing dress shoes so it wasn't obvious. She was probably gadfly the lie wasn't a half foot, for either important thing.
Banged.
Gawernator 8y ago
Lol how did you deal with her calling you out?
Man_Jose 8y ago
"I'm big where it counts" (then a sly wink)
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snowdude_fz 8y ago
Yes you could. Especially if you are meeting shorter women. They can't tell the difference between 5'10" and 6'.
Gawernator 8y ago
Okay, cool. Well I just switched it up to 6'0 and see what happens. Also you're right, most my previous LTR have been about 5'3"-5" and most girls here in general are 4'11"-5'5" anyways (lots of latina and asian)
constructiveasshole 8y ago
Check back in after a few days and let us know if it makes a difference!
Gawernator 8y ago
Will do. Guess I need to message "hi" to some chicks. Lol. Almost tempted to shotgun blast just to see how many responses I can get
phillyjim 8y ago
I would spam girls with "does this mean you're my girlfriend?" And then they'd reply something stupid and I'd say "ok let's go to a shitty bar and make out".
If they replied to that then I would meet them. If they didn't then I lost 10 seconds of my life. This was over two years ago as I've been off tinder quite a while.
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Modge17 8y ago
I've been meaning to restart my Tinder, this seems like a solid starting point, so cheers! I'll see how the shirtless mirror selfie works for me, I don't usually write a bio but will try the 6'0 statement (I'm 5'10 but who cares) will probably follow up with my observations!
bsutansalt 8y ago
Your thread reads as if:
Anyone can use the 4 picture approach you laid out above, but guys that are fat, short, ugly, etc are going to have a fraction of the success you are, even when the pictures are done properly. Just the way it is.
My advice for those reading this thread is to follow his suggestions to a T, but don't get your hopes up. Some of you WILL find success and others will not. Such is life.
Gunnilingus 8y ago
He addresses all of those, except for being fat. If you're short, lie. If you're ugly, make the best of a bad situation with good quality photos. If you're fat, you're on this sub so you already know to go into monk mode and stop being such a fat faggot because fat faggots don't get pussy, shockingly. That said you're more or less right. Tinder is easy mode pussy IF you can put yourself into the top 20% of men category (in the minds of the women using the app) with 5 photos and a line of text. If you can't, you're screwed because I guarantee you 90+% of the women on tinder are matching with at least a few of the top 20% of men who are just trying to fuck with minimal effort. I know this, because while I match with 7s and 8s galore because I'm tall attractive and muscular, I'll just as soon bang the 6s and even 5s i match with because it's so fucking easy, they don't expect me to put in any effort, and they're incredibly eager to please because they know how out of their league I am. I don't go on tinder with the express purpose of banging the hottest girl I can find...I go on tinder because it's 5pm on a Sunday and I want to line up some pussy by 10.
constructiveasshole 8y ago
This will be proportionate, sure. But well shot photos can make anybody like 1 or 2 SMV higher than they really are. So if you're naturally a 4, a good photo can make you look like a 6.
If you're massively overweight, those guys should be in the gym, not on Tinder.
If you're short, use pics shot from below that accidentally make you look taller. Use pics where you aren't standing next to a tall person. There's no reference for height on Tinder except what's in your photo. Use that to your advantage.
sir_wankalot_here 8y ago
An online marketing campaign is viewed as successful if it has a 1/50 conversion rate. They run countless experiments on different headlines, different photos etc.
So ultimately it is a numbers game. So basically if you are sitting around doing nothing mess around with a social app. So for the initial contact spend limited resources, if it isn't going anywhere stop chatting with her.
On these types of apps you can get women talking about AF/BB first hand. Usually their profile says stuff like "wants only serious relationship"," no players " that sort of thing. So I would talk to chicks, they would show me pictures of the stuff guys bought them, tell me what a gentleman he is etc. In two cases guys sent these women $1K worth of stuff over a 3 to 6 month period and did not even get a boob shot. Meanwhile the same chicks where sending me pics of her boobs and pussy.
Basically you have to figure out what works for you and make a "brand". My case father figure, mysterious and domination is what works. Try new things all the time, most importantly have fun.
So with the women getting sent stuff by guys, I didn't believe it. So I told her you are full of shit. She then took pictures of the box, showed the shipping invoice and all the items.
MoneyStatusLooks 8y ago
If you really want to get good, split test and track performance!
Or is that too nerdy for trp.
aherne18 8y ago
But why not protect your ego and feed on women around instead of going to the very place where your success will be at its absolute minimal?
sir_wankalot_here 8y ago
If you ego needs protecting, then you have to work on IDGAF and outcome independence.
Let's use the 1/50 number to illustrate a point. If each engagement costs you 30 seconds that means for an investment of 25 minutes you have one success.
PM_ME_TYRANITARS 8y ago
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trumpisafaggybeta 8y ago
If you're overweight or scrawny, your chances of landing a worthwhile chick are slim to begin with, anyways.
Such people shouldn't even bother with tinder; they should be full monk mode, hitting the gym and adjusting their diet to achieve a worthwhile fitness goal where women get the tingles from seeing your body alone.
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Honestly, gym is always the answer. You aren't having success online? shut it down for a few months. Get fit. Try again.
trumpisafaggybeta 8y ago
It really is; your SMV is most immediately affected by physique above all else, though I'd say that game/being well-groomed in tandem with this effectively make the holy trinity to fuck any woman.
When I used to be fat no woman would so much as throw a look in my general direction. Nowdays they're flirting with me left and right, and I occasionally even get catcalled on the street by girls in groups.
sir_wankalot_here 8y ago
BS. One of the most successful adverts ever was the Oglivy ad for VW.
http://ceblog.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/image012.jpg
One of the ads had the headline Lemon and the other Think Small unlike other marketing agencies of the day Oglivy believed in measuring response rate scientifically.
The tactic with VW is simple, once you got the person's attention they will read the ad. The ad peaks their curiosity.
Obviously it helps if you have a good looking product, but in the case of VW Oglivy did not have much to work with.
trumpisafaggybeta 8y ago
What the fuck is the point of your post?
sir_wankalot_here 8y ago
Oglivy and the guy on Tinder are both doing what ?
trumpisafaggybeta 8y ago
The same principle doesn't apply. Quit being fat/scrawny and trying to justify your personal lack of physical fitness. Fat/scrawny dudes simply don't get the same level of pussy as fit men do, on average.
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sir_wankalot_here 8y ago
I posted in another comment the book called "Selling ice to Eskimos" it is about the manager of a crappy sports team who took it from one of the least profitable in the league to the most profitable. Basically what he did was reframe.
So with the case of VW, Oglivy is reframing. Normal car adverts of the day would boast about how fast the car went, how powerful it's engine was etc. In everyone of those categories VW comes in last. So he can't compete in those areas so he "reframes" his argument why you should buy VW
The guy was a genius, he took countless unknown brands and made them best sellers. He basically did two things, first he observed human behaviour and then he would be constant trying new things no matter how stupid they seemed.
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sir_wankalot_here 8y ago
True. The key word is hard but it isn't impossible.
Fat can be fixed, but if you are 5 feet tall and Asian you need to reframe. Daygame is not different then Tinder the same principals apply.
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Blackierobinsin 8y ago
I'd rather be with a foreign female then try to talk to American women
FLFTW16 8y ago
DING DING DING DING DING
We have our thread winner. American women are not worth the trouble.
Galactic-Unicorn 8y ago
Plated my first american recently. Holy shit is she needy. That plate will be dropped this week after one last fuck.
Toussant 8y ago
Better attitudes but worse hygiene/medical care.
lemerou 8y ago
Yeah nice generalization buddy. Like all the girls that are not american don't know anything about hygiene. Because you obviously have tried all nationalities.
Toussant 8y ago
This is reddit, not an academic journal. Go for it if you wish. Not all American men have good hygiene, either, or capitalize properly. You might not notice any difference.
lemerou 8y ago
I also might not be American. Hope that doesn't stop you from presuming things about me.
Toussant 8y ago
I may or might not, sue me. Please don't take generalizations personally. There is a full spectrum everywhere. Now back to the topic of the thread if you'd like to discuss, be my guest.
rpman23 8y ago
I am 5'7 and every time I get asked my height I lose. Any tips?
NSmaf 8y ago
Just say some obvious bullshit like 7'10" and play it off or add a joke about playing in the nba. I've done this a few times and not had any problem, and they usually don't ask again. If you make them laugh, they don't care about your height.
constructiveasshole 8y ago
Get one pair of boots or shoes with lifts already built in. Can find them on Amazon. Tell the women you're 5'10.
fmydidgaf 8y ago
"Standing up or laying down?"
lodro 8y ago
If you don't want lifts, at least wear boots that add an inch, and use all the little visual things that make a guy look slightly (!) taller. Haircut, clothing style, muscle mass, posture, beard, etc.
Then lie and say you're 5'9" or 5'10".
acetylcysteine 8y ago
ask how much they weigh...
maybe deflect...
be like... "funny story, this one time when i was getting a suit fitted..." drag it on and end it on something completely irrelevant?
gg249 8y ago
get lifts to put in your shoes and say you are 6ft
rpman23 8y ago
I had already thought about that but:
a) lifts are bad for joints/ankles
b) once you take them off it is totally noticeable
c) buying lots of new pants JUST for lifts.
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whyalwaysm3 8y ago
Don't lie to him because you've had a shitty experience. I have a friend who is short and every girlfriend of his was taller and he now has a hot wife who is 5'9. Just because you didn't manage to get anyone taller doesn't mean he can't.
Just read your post again, I'd bet my savings that you barely get laid. You have so many dumb assumptions like must be muscular?! Dude do you even go out? If you did youd see plenty of girls with chubby guys, normal shaped guys, taller girls with shorter guys, etc. I truly hope no one listens to your advice as it's just plainly terrible and you sound like you barely have any experience with women. I have over 800+ matches on Tinder in over a year, getting women isn't as black and white as you make it seem.
magikmausi 8y ago
Come on dude. I'm currently dating a girl 2" taller than me at 5'7". And this was a girl who once declared to everyone that she would "never" date a shorter guy.
Then attraction happened.
Women don't care as much as you think they do.
-Bonobo- 8y ago
This statement absolutely holds true if you're insecure about your height. It's bullshit in all other cases.
I'm 5'8 and the first two chicks I fucked were both taller than me. That was before I started reading PUA and even learned that being short is such a bad thing. I remember each of them asked me "does it bother you that I'm taller than you?" Both times I gave them a confused look and said "I like women w long legs" and neither brought it up again.
squidracer 8y ago
Women wear heels.. I'm around 5'8". I don't use lifts, but I have insoles that are almost 1" thick and I put them in boots with a big heal.. At least wear boots
foxytit 8y ago
LOL. Limiting factor: inner game.
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A_DERPING_ULTRALISK 8y ago
bonus points if you put it on tinder in front of her.
Stythe 8y ago
I laughed at the hight bit. I remember an ex of mine trying to set up threesoms online when I was mega BP. She put my hight as 6"1. I told her I was 5"11 and she said "Not on here you aren't."
It's funny in retrospect, now that I understand.
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Hilarious example
NakedAndBehindYou 8y ago
The OkCupid blog said that male height is one of the most common lies in a dating profile. Their entire male userbase on average collectively adds about 2 inches to their height.
WendigoWood 8y ago
I laughed at a number of things here, it was quite amusing particularly the last photo.
PDshotME 8y ago
I had a girl look over my Tinder profile once trying to get her gut reaction on things and the first thing she said was "why do you not have your height listed on here. You know that's the first thing that girls look for right after the pic"
I had no clue but I'm 6'1 and ever since I put it in there I've had a lot more matches using the exact same photos.
flyinglime 8y ago
I'm 5'8 and I slay on tinder. Literally matching with 8's and 9's and actually got a couple to come straight over. I'm pretty fit, and took a well lit posed shirtless pic (on tripod not selfie) that's been getting me much more matches. I also only swipe on girls my age or lower. I'm 22, and 19 and 20 year olds are so easy compared to the older ones. But yea... Be attractive gets me the match, but the wit gets them in your bed.
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ShavedApel 8y ago
why is height so important? I have never cared how tall a woman is or my guy friends, must be my solipsism. I'm 5'10 and in america some consider this short.
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5'10" is considered "average height" in America.
trincyolo 8y ago
A taller human has evolved from ancestors who had abundance and could afford the growth. Bigger men are also superior in hand to hand combat. It's in our DNA. They want our DNA.
acetylcysteine 8y ago
it's "important" for women...
whyalwaysm3 8y ago
Yeah but Trump also has a chance to be the next President in America too... I think you know where I'm going with this.
venicerocco 8y ago
Healthy genes and / or big penis implication.
Ponson 8y ago
I still don't understand why height is important
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Me either. Especially when most chicks are like 5',2" - 5',5".
constructiveasshole 8y ago
Evolutionary stuff. Girls use a guy's height as a validation of their own social status. Tall guys can see threats coming sooner; having a tall boyfriend says to her that she's worth protecting.
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Burn_The_Thunder 8y ago
My theory is that evolutionarily, it provides better protection and safety.
Boozt 8y ago
This is actually why. Best chance for offspring to survive; as well as protection/safety.
conspirized 8y ago
Another note on height: as someone who is 6' 4" I actually lie DOWN. 6'2" seems to be the magic number, any higher and it seems like they assume you're full of shit. Something to consider for my fellow tall guys.
constructiveasshole 8y ago
You can get away with listing 6'4 if your photos clearly show you dwarfing the people around you. Especially other dudes. Otherwise, yeah lie shorter.
annospig 8y ago
As a man who is 5'5", I'm legitimately jealous of you right now. I can study this trp all I want, but I'm still not going to get taller.
Edit: The problem isn't with ladies; it's with other men. As a short guy, making it clear I won't take shit requires more outright aggression.
atifhere 8y ago
I'm 5'5" too. I can only tell you to not make height an excuse. The only downside of being this height is that you'll get shit tested about it, and if you are insecure about it then you'll fail hard.
My trick to feel secure and even proud of my height is that I wear shoes with thick soles that makes me look 5'7-8" and then I would think of myself as Tom Cruise(he's 5'7"). You can call it cheating, hack or deluding oneself. But I don't care as long as women are finding me attractive. The tall guys in gym get ripped look after so many months while I started seeing the results on second week and were getting so many compliments from women. You cannot do much about your height, but you can increase the size of your biceps.
And stop comparing yourself to others. My cousin is 6'4", looks like the young Steve Jobs, drives a car that only elite class of my country could afford... still he's a 30+ years old virgin because he's a Muslim. He would only have sex after marriage, with only one woman for the rest of the life. So is the story of other billions of people.
You've discovered TRP, which means you now already have the potential of being better than the 90% men. The Chad might be the top 20% because of his looks. But he's not immune of getting heartbroken or divorce raped, because he's ignorant of TRP
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conspirized 8y ago
Lie, and say it's what the doctor told you when you were 14.
constructiveasshole 8y ago
Get one pic like this: http://hotnews.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Kim-Kardashian-Kris-Humphries-Pictures-Holding-Hands.jpg
It should make your point very clear.
garlicextract 8y ago
You've given plenty of advice to the 6'4+ crew. What's your advice to short brahs? You've given plenty of financial advice to millionaires so to speak, now spread the wealth to those who actually need it.
constructiveasshole 8y ago
Use photos with much shorter people in them than you (shorter girls for example, or shorter siblings, or little camp kids/students/etc). Pick photos that avoid doorways and obvious references for your height. Don't put your height on your profile. Look taller and let her assume that until you meet, then game her until she doesn't care.
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females have 0 perspective on dimensions, i've had long term gf's think my dick was legit 10 inches long (lol wat)
TheRedStoic 8y ago
A feminine size measurement is directly correlated to desire.
They truly fail at empirical spaciotemporal measurements.
Driving jokes exist for a very good reason. (no exteroception)
WhiteNitro69 8y ago
Confirmed, had a chick who said I MUST be nine inches. I almost wanted to show her a ruler so she could see how crazy that was, but then realized its better to just let her believe that.
myrpaccount 8y ago
I think it's the perspective. If you are on your knees staring at a hard cock you are about to suck it will look way bigger. You wouldn't be able to see where the top of the dick ends easily.
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If they're into you they'll think you're tall and your dick is huge. I've had so many girls tell me I'm tall. I'm totally average height for men in my country and for some reason tend to end up with women of above average height (but not taller than me).
Like everything else, dimensions are governed by their feelings.
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bingo, that's exactly it lol
WhySoRuff 8y ago
No spatial skills, thats why they are relatively worse drivers and suck at STEM.
IKickHorses 8y ago
Women are poor drivers because they don't look beyond the tail lights of the first car in front of them. Works great for walking one half step behind a man, not so much for tailgating a box truck
_the_shape_ 8y ago
Yes, and many do not seem to rely on numbers to explain things.
He's not 6'2", he's "suUper tall!"
They also don't give directions using numbers, it's not "turn left on 34th st, go down three blocks and make a right on "Chad-AF Blvd., my house is 3501", no, it's "go down until you see the Walmart, then keep going until you pass the tall trees, my house will be right there."
Rare too will be the woman who uses "North" or "West" to describe which direction to go in.
It's as if the typical woman is "anti-precision"
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Why are women bad drivers?
Most men tell them this <hand gesture> is 10 inches
whitespades 8y ago
If Asians are really good at STEM, then why are they worse in driving?
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I once had an ex tell me she had been with 3 boyfriends (at different times) who had between 10 and 12 inch dicks. This was a late 20s/early 30s woman who wasn't trying to shit test me as far as I know, and honestly thought that was the actual measurement. I asked her to guess mine and she said 9 or 10.
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That's just a general rule. If she's into you, you can do no wrong and anything positive is amplified. It's hilarious how many women say they don't like X in a guy...until they do.
Of course, the reverse is also true. If she's not into you then you are just barely above Gollum in terms of redeeming qualities.
WendigoWood 8y ago
The reason for this is because guys TELL them that their dicks are 8-10 inches!
Women have no depth perception.
toneroma 8y ago
Heeeeey I had the exact same thing happen.
An ex (with a claimed n-count of 3) told me she'd never been with a guy with less than a 10 inch dick, and she couldn't imagine sleeping with a guy who was less, and didn't think she would like it. I said something like, "You screamed so loud last night that you probably woke the neighbors from my considerably less than 10 inch dick."
She laughed but said in all seriousness: "Fuck you, you're the biggest I've ever had." Note that I would describe myself as "perfectly well-endowed" vs "hung", and I don't even approach 10 inches. Most importantly, I am certainly long enough to bruise her cervix in multiple positions. I pointed this out to her, and asked if she was able take these other guys balls deep and she say, "Yeah, like I said, you're the biggest I've ever had - nobody else has ever hit my cervix like you do, either"
To the best of my knowledge, despite my efforts to convince her that she has almost certainly never had anything close to a 10 inch cock, she still believes that mine is 11 inches.
She would not measure it. I asked her to go ahead and do it.
Gawernator 8y ago
lol. Your story seems pretty common. When I'm with my GF, I have a 8 inch dick. If we breakup, it's 4 inches. lol
yamehameha 8y ago
She takes half as per her training.
afkb39sdfb 8y ago
After a relationship women just do those things to try and hurt you. Same reason they fight for the family dog in divorce. They don't care about the dog, they know YOU care about the dog and want to take it from you just to hurt you.
trpintrper 8y ago
Had my ex try to borrow my dog for the day just last week. Lol no. It's all a move to try and get my attention. Hurt me. I just ignored her.
rebuildingMyself 8y ago
When I realized my ex was doing this shit it became comical. One time she said I had a big dick but didn't know how to use it. I basically took it as a confirmation that my dick isn't small
notmyusualreddit 8y ago
Q: Why are girls so bad at estimating distance? A: Because their whole life they've been told 6" is actually 8.
EDIT: Warning: Reddit admins deleted me after 2 years of posting, even with current gold on my account, just because I posted a link to a youtube account that was easily available if you took a name news organizations were giving out and typed it into google yourself. The bias against Trump and the_donald is real.
BUT, the reddit morons forgot to lock out EDITING your previous posts as part of the permanent ban.
rubdub101 8y ago
I legitimately lol'd at this
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ItsaSimulation 8y ago
@4:25 https://youtu.be/Fab7LDXwH-c?t=4m25s
-cookie-monsta- 8y ago
Well that was really fucking cool
scarfox1 8y ago
lol wtf I know that trick, former magician. She had to be in on it because of a) the clothing she's wearing and b) the fact that without being asked or told, she put her hand to the table when he merely said bring your hand to the centre of the table (she instead put it down for a split second)... you can see his left arm is still in the air at this point, so he receives it from by her shirt afterwards. Camera also pans away at that point while shes like 'wow cool'. Just kidding I have no idea what I'm talking about, here's some fluff so you don't see this sentence first. Also her arm is kind of unnaturally always touching the table during the trick.
-cookie-monsta- 8y ago
What was the point of typing that out?
scarfox1 8y ago
Oh I forgot everything of serious here.
OmLaLa 8y ago
Tinder's a beauty contest for guys. Be prettier than the guy next to you and you win.
Your profile pic's your thesis. A crap thesis leaves the whole book unread.
Great post u/constructiveasshole.
sir_wankalot_here 8y ago
100% incorrect. It is a matter of framing. A really good book on this is selling ice to Eskimos. How a manager took a crap sports team and made it into one of the most profitable in the league.
The key is "framing" this is not to be confused with maintaining frame. What is the best is largely determined by its context.
A simple experiment you can try. Ask a someone the last two digits of his phone number. Then ask him how much he would pay for some item that has a value between $1 and $99. Guess the number he chooses will be close to the last two digits of his phone number. This is an example of framing.
Obviously if you have a great product it makes the job easier. My case I am the wrong side of middle aged. I don't have my looks anymore etc. So my product is pretty crappy.
So the guys I talked about who are sending expensive gifts to women they meet online, surprisingly enough some of them are pretty good looking guys who are much younger then me.
http://www.amazon.com/Ice-Eskimos-Market-Product-Nobody/dp/0887308511
OmLaLa 8y ago
Uh. I dont get your logic.
So you want dudes to market themselves better than they actually are by "framing" their profiles better and junk?
If I read a decent thesis but the actual book was crap I'd be more pissed bexause the thesis tricked me into reading a crap book. Waste of my time and shit.
sir_wankalot_here 8y ago
The first thing is to get the other person's attention, so on one online site I put a black square for my pic. People are curious, why is my profile a black square ?
Possible answers are, I am a vampire, I am really fat and ugly. I am the elephant man etc. As long as the other person is engaging it doesn't matter, initally even the emotional response of the other person doesn't matter as long as there is one. As long as the other person is reacting, I am in control.
I did this on OKC, I messaged one chick. She messages back that I am a coward because I won't show my real face. I reply, yes I am a coward, it is because women like her are judgemental. She of course denies this and it goes back and forth.
So I have reframed it from a phsycial competition to a mental one. I am getting emotional responses.
The book, the author has to fill up 120+ pages with an idea that only needs 5 pages. Summary he took over an unprofitable sports team that had an record of something like 20 wins and 80 loses. So the problem was how to increase attendance to make more money ? Instead of selling to the sports crowd, he marketed his team as good cheap wholesome family fun.
OmLaLa 8y ago
Um okay dude. If the only way you can get attention on Tinder is by hiding your face then have fun with that.
A chick who shows up to a beauty contest in a hajibs gonna get a lot of attention but I assure you she ain't going home with a trophy.
sir_wankalot_here 8y ago
You miss the entire point bro. The weaker opponent can not win against a stronger opponent of he plays using his rules. So the oldest historical example of this is David and Goliath.
The story itself has been reframed, since he won the official account shows it as a miracle from God. The reality is David suckered Goliath and unless David skipped during the fight it he already won before it started. He did it by reframing or changing the rules.
David had a projective weapon and was lighter while Goliath didn't. For Goliath to catch David he would have to use more energy. Meanwhile David could throw rocks at Goliath all day long out of harm's way.
BP thinking is the assumption there are rules, RP thinking is realizing there are no rules per say. The rules of the fight where open combat, there where no rules that David has to wear armor, use a sword etc.
equinoxaeonian 8y ago
Only in the most shallow of circumstances and with the most shallow of audiences. It applies well with Tinder, but that is a shit metaphor.
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equinoxaeonian 8y ago
Nah, it's appropriate for tinder. It's just a shitty metaphor, because it's not an accurate description of a thesis.
Also don't have a tinder. Don't have a Facebook. Big fan of just going out and meeting women in the real world.
OmLaLa 8y ago
Doesn't make Tinder a bad option. Nor does a thesis make it a bad metaphor.
No chick with a life is going to read every dude's profile. Especially not the ones they wouldn't bone. Your picture gets you in the door.
...like a thesis.
If she thinks your ugly she's not flipping through your likes and interests and shit. And I dont blame her. I'm not studying whale biology either.
OmLaLa 8y ago
Dude. It's Tinder. An app where you literally chose chicks based on looks. Everybody's shallow.
Unless you're telling me you're swiping right because you and her both like dogs or something.
equinoxaeonian 8y ago
That's not the part of the metaphor that's shit. The thesis part of the metaphor that is shit. That's not how a thesis works. It's how a byline works.
OmLaLa 8y ago
Um, what?
the·sis ˈTHēsis/ noun
1. a statement or theory that is put forward as a premise to be maintained or proved.
A thesis sums up a topic explained in the booj. A profile pic sums up you which is explained/proven in person.
It's that simple dude.
equinoxaeonian 8y ago
A thesis isn't even the first thing you read in any publication. What your describing is more like a byline or better yet, a photograph or image presented with an article. A thesis is a shitty comparison. Reason being, tinder isn't a composition. Tinder is buzzfeed. The goal isn't a thesis: it's click bait.
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You really are a constructive asshole. Where the fuck have you been for the past 5 years of my beta life? Seriously this is great advice, now all I need to do is get in better shape, and possibly go outside more often to get rid of this moonlight tan I've had all winter.
CoolSEAL141 8y ago
Some of you gentlemen should have been strangled in your cribs... :-P
cheeky--kunt 8y ago
If I had hundreds for quality photographer, I would use it for HB9 escort with 100% success rate rather than just "trying" to impress tinder sluts.
Also, if you have 8/10 body, your face gets attractive too. Less fat on cheeks, jaw starts to look sharp, etc.. 5/10 face means the breakpoint between one lazy eye and two lazy eyes.
But still solid post. upvoted
DumbledoresFerrari 8y ago
1 night with 1 girl instead of potentially many nights with many girls?
finalfantasybrownies 8y ago
Take a picture with the escort, 2 birds stoned at once.
cheeky--kunt 8y ago
Actually that is good idea. you pay her for half hour shagging and half hour taking professional photos, like the OP suggested.
schwb 8y ago
I don't use tinder because it's based only on looks .. for me ( a 5'7" guy, brown, black hear, brown eyes ) I don't get many girls on tinder .. I realized that I get better girls in real so I stopped using it.
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Wearing a suit? Paying a professional photographer? Are we serious?
The point of Tinder is to look like you don't give a shit. These techniques will make you look desperate.
RedEyesBlueShades 8y ago
Why don't you fucking try instead of just hamstering your nonsense away?
constructiveasshole 8y ago
Give a shit for 2 hours and then sit back and get laid for awhile. Worth it.
MKG24 8y ago
I am awesome at Tinder. A good tag line is key and a IDGAF attitude.
elipis 8y ago
Lets see your tinder pictures then op
vandaalen 8y ago
Yep. Also post your adress, social security number, scan of your ID and your credit card number plus expiration date plox. It's important. For science. You know.
Shitty_Economist 8y ago
Hey we need the security code on the back of the card too!
CoolSEAL141 8y ago
Yeah, because squiggling out your face totally isn't an option. Someone on the internet could definitely reverse Photoshop the image and find all that information on you lmao
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honorableRP 8y ago
this is what i needed to read today. scheduled some time with my friend to take new photos, now i know what shots to go for.
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Oh god thank you for this, now i know what to post!!!
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This is a good post, thank you for sharing.
SmilingWatermelon 8y ago
Awesome post dude. Im gonna try all these tips and see how I do. You..Wouldn't happen to still be doing retouching would you?
constructiveasshole 8y ago
Sometimes. Send me one and if I get a second I'll take a look.
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BBB2000 8y ago
i mean yeah, there is some merit to this thread
but less not forget, an invisible man is invisible
--- a hot guy could break every single rule on this list, put one photo up of himself in his bathroom taking a selfie in front of his toilet
and dominate. and an average man will still be lucky to get 1 match a day with trial and error of 1000 pictures
constructiveasshole 8y ago
If you are 5/10 average and not getting matches, you're doing it wrong.
A 5/10 dude with a good photo will present as a 7/10. You just need that one picture.
If you're a 5/10, send me your first photo and I will send it back as a 7/10 while still making it look like you.
aherne18 8y ago
Are you running a business on this?:)
constructiveasshole 8y ago
Nope. I edit redditors photos for free sometimes. It just pisses me off to see so many decent high SMV guys with terrible photos.
littleboyredpill 8y ago
I cannot stress the good photo bit enough. I run Tinder headshot deals once in a while for $100 and they do really well. I always here how much better luck they replace their photo. I also make them delete their account and start fresh, missing out on lots of swipes before they figured it out.
Ephidemical 8y ago
I once did a little experiment on Tinder. First I made an account with a regular selfie (which showed my most photogenic side), a picture hanging out with friends, a picture with a nice looking girl. My bio had something generic and my height (6'0). I got around 30 matches across the time I had it active (6 months or so).
Then I deleted it and about 3 months later I made another Tinder account. Same pics, but I changed my bio for "Swipe Right = Red Pill, Swipe Left = Blue Pill", courtesy of /u/lionofthejungle who gave me the idea with his post, and over the course of 3 months, I've roughly 60 matches in my area.
An important detail I'd like to point out is that I had seen some girls again when I made both accounts, and when I made the first one, I didn't get a match, but when I made the second one, I got a match with at least 25% of said girls.
Lessons learned is that you should also have something that catches their attention if you aren't too good looking (I'd say I'm a 5/10 overall).
phillyjim 8y ago
I don't understand. I would assume that with a bio line like that, 95% of people would have no idea what you're talking about or just assume you're talking about the matrix.
It's been over two years since I was on tinder but when I was using it I was getting at least 5 matches per day on average and I'm physically a 5 at best.
aherne18 8y ago
This is actually a good advice, unlike that originally posted. But it's still low numbers game...
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Gawernator 8y ago
What about a professional picture of me motorcycle racing on a racetrack?
notmyusualreddit 8y ago
I took pictures of my friend with my bike so he can put on his tinder. He doesn't even know how to ride. He tells them he just sold it when they ask.
Gawernator 8y ago
I've been using this one: http://imgur.com/y802qNp
also, lol.
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Gawernator 8y ago
Lol. Hmm. Good point. I have pictures of me by my bike but they aren't professional and I'm wearing a helmet
I have one with no helmet by my bike by the trackside and just a Kawasaki racing hat but I thought the pose looks weird? Should I post it
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Gawernator 8y ago
Thanks. I had taken that pic down, I thought maybe too many photos could be a bad thing. I have like 5-6 up on OkC
notmyusualreddit 8y ago
Nice. I use a shot of me on mine just riding down my street wearing a helmet but in jeans and boots and a tshirt. It looks a lot cooler than my aerostich. But a track shot is very cool. I might just go find a trackshot of someone on my color model bike and use it haha.
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Gawernator 8y ago
hahaha, plausible deniability. Yeah thanks. I'm not sure how effective my pics are, I became RP before my current LTR and haven't really been using the apps, so I can only judge by how many fatties message me or not. lol. Too much effort to swipe tons of Tinder girls
wtg2989 8y ago
I get tons of matches on tinder but most of them never really go anywhere. I get swiped right a lot but the rest is what i have trouble with.
meukow 8y ago
A girl that didn't swipe me on Tinder, liked my game on OkCupid, banged first date and been spinning for months now. (She probably doesn't even remember seeing me on Tinder how quickly she swiped away)
I'm 6"4', 8/10 body, 7/10 face and can barely get any matches due to worst pictures ever.
On the brightside, those that I do match actually get a better product when they meet me, cannot say for the other side...
constructiveasshole 8y ago
Dude. At the very least put on a suit and set your iPhone timer and take some on your own that looks something like my example.
meukow 8y ago
I'm 23, suit isn't something I'd wear on Tinder, yet.
I dont really care about Tinder for now but when I move out I'll likely get some professional photos done.
constructiveasshole 8y ago
That's where you're wrong. You should have the suit photo anyway. It makes the 19 year old Disney-obsessed sorority girls imagine you as a fucking Disney prince, white wedding, center of attention, etc. It makes you look rich.
meukow 8y ago
Good point, I might just get one then, but definitely not as a first photo.
cynicalsimon 8y ago
ops an idiot. maybe a different pic may make the difference but if your ugly by default or fat, it doesn't matter one bit
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SuccessIsMade 8y ago
To add on to this, if you have a cool hobby:
Make your first picture of you doing that hobby, or a picture with you and an industry leader in that hobby.
I'm a local open format DJ to add additional revenue streams. My first picture is me in the booth with DJ Drama and Wiz Khalifa when I performed with them at an afterparty last summer.
When I changed my picture from a modeling shoot I did for a local clothing company to that picture, Girls message me first all the time asking how I know Wiz etc. Luckily, I have the fortune of being able to say I actually have a business relationship with him (a college roommate does alot of his video work) instead of just telling the girls that ask about it that it was just a fanboy photo.
constructiveasshole 8y ago
Ditto photo with the celebrity, even if it's a meet and greet or whatever. Good conversation starter.
JDiculous 8y ago
How do you open though?
I rarely get any messages back from matches.
constructiveasshole 8y ago
I like to comment or pick on something in her photos. "My dog wants to know if your dog is single". "That's quite an Instagram you've got there. How long does it take you to perfect a selfie?" "Your blonde hair is bangin. Is that your natural color?" Be funny and make her prove herself to you instantly. Make her come out of the gate apologizing for something in her life. Act like you're evaluating her as a life partner (even if you just want to fuck her) and Tinder is her presentation to you. Question her. Poke holes in her thesis. You are the king and these princesses are being judged for your hand.
WhySoRuff 8y ago
Cmon bro, everybody knows your picture with friends should look like this
DforDeadpool 8y ago
And your profile picture should be like this.
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colucci 8y ago
"You guys suck at Tinder!" proceed to give the same advice everyone gives around TRP.
vonwaferman 8y ago
What about the profile text?
constructiveasshole 8y ago
Almost irrelevant- if your pics give her tingles it's a swipe right. If not you're out.
You can help your case with a one liner - "FOUND: one glass slipper. If you know it's owner please let me know so I can return it to her."
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TrimHer 8y ago
I just started a business based on this post. Thanks!
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VIICHYVALOIS 8y ago
Solid advice. Though I disagree with incentivizing the hamster with dollar signs.
High net worth men have too much to lose from a gold digging, crazy Tinderella.
My two cents though, whatever works for you, just be sure to wrap it up.
constructiveasshole 8y ago
Tinder girls are mostly too stupid to think that far ahead, and the ones that are that smart/jaded probably won't fuck you on the first date.
magikmausi 8y ago
I'm 5'7". Can pass off as 5'8"-5'9" based on footwear and because I have good proportions and broad shoulders.
What should be my approach? Amplify? State directly on my bio - "I'm 5'7". Deal with it"?
constructiveasshole 8y ago
No, that comes off as defensive. Just don't list your height, put a cocky/funny one-liner in there instead.
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-ArchitectOfThought- 8y ago
Your perception of the average man, his troubles, and who it is on tinder who actually needs help are wildly uncalibrated.
abdada 8y ago
My Tinder trial was one photo that was a shadow of me holding a gal up at the beach. You couldn't see us, just the shadow cast. It showed off my physique really well.
My height: 68cm. Girls can't measure, lol. They'd message me from the pic and ask "how tall is that?" and I'd ignore the question and change direction.
Worked really well. It's a magic photo.
FlorentinoDimision 8y ago
Oh yeah that 2 ft 2 inch physique
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gg249 8y ago
if you are 68cm (thats like 2ft) tall, i dont think you can hide that shit with a creative pic amigo
abdada 8y ago
Women can't measure. Tell her your dick is 12" long she can't tell.
I've told gals I'm 5 decimeters tall. Dumbfounded stares and some of them are engineers, lol.
johnchapel 8y ago
Good fucking god. An amazing post in a sea of TRP tourist bullshit.
Somebody should give you gold for this.
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gold for what, it's just giving revenue to this increasingly feminist site for imaginary internet points. special internet points.
Rice_Fields 8y ago
True, also, why someone ? If you think it's deserving gold, why not buy it yourself ?
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Apexk9 8y ago
My 6 pictures on tinder.
1 suit jacket with a Henley and nice jeans red shoes walking my dog
2 full suit
3 playing tug with my dog showing muscles
4 group shot ( went to some young kids (I'm 30) said I was on a scavenger hunt and if they wanna take a picture made the men do stupid faces and the women do sexy faces.
5 hot chick
6 cute pic of dog.
taoofmojo 8y ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isu_ECMW-D4
vengefully_yours 8y ago
I am not shaving for a shirtless selfie even when my abs come back out to play. I brag about my back hair, how is styled, or the new perm I got for it.
I haven't tried tinder, mostly due to how limited online is around here.
slay_it_forward 8y ago
Do a hairy back selfie. Guaranteed 100% conversion rate. Just ask Gene Simmonds.
vengefully_yours 8y ago
Lol. One of my favorite online pick up conversation starters is that I'm 4'9", 478lbs, and my back hair is braided into a plant holder, but no worries, my dick is tiny. Great success rate with it.
SunnyHillside 8y ago
Female here. I agree. Most pictures are complete garbage. I can't believe some men get any swipes at all. However I'm picky about smiling. If every picture is the same headshot of you with your resting B face I'm going to assume you are boring and short. Also be careful about the pictures with women. Some women see it as a threat, especially if they are model hot. Just the 2cents of ONE chic.
constructiveasshole 8y ago
People disagree on this, but I agree that men should smile in at least one photo.
The exception is dudes with really bad teeth or adult braces. They should smile with no teeth.
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constructiveasshole 8y ago
Yeah don't use a group as photo #1. My order above is my recommended photo order. She needs to see who you are instantly.
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Alurulu 8y ago
Oh no that's not what I meant at all, I just like swiping that's all
NightwingTRP 8y ago
All those tinder basics summed up nicely. Much of this also applies to online dating in general. See OmLaLa's guide as the gold standard for that.
untitled_redditor 8y ago
I think your last tip, be taller, really is gold for online dating.
aherne18 8y ago
Don't listen to this! Once you're unattractive you simply won't have any success on internet "dating", PERIOD. (except through astronomic numbers game)
Consider you have chosen the best photo of yourself (or someone else) and get some "swipes", you still have to face the REAL test: meeting her in person. Then you will be able to read disappointment in their faces...
TRP isn't about sugar-coating reality! Dominance & gaming are our only options... They actually WORK!
schwb 8y ago
I agree with the part : being unattractive physically ( short .. not muscular enough ) won't get you any on the Internet.
aherne18 8y ago
I'm tall, I look pretty masculine, I'm overall quite good looking, I'm dominant, I'm used to get attention from women.
But on Internet... it's like the surface of Mars: cold and bone dry (ZERO feedback, except from gold diggers). I'm out-competed by the few better looking men (the HG8-10s who are getting inordinate amounts of attention) and I will NOT find an excuse for this. Nor will I envy or belittle them. It's their market in which I just don't belong...
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Gaming? Only for you, you beta male filth
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AnnFranklyMyDear 8y ago
I'm dating a lot of girls on tinder at the moment. Had a few solid 9s. I'm 6'5 so getting matches is a piece of piss if I put my height in my profile (I'm pretty good looking too, but I am a lanky streak of piss and don't have good photos, so I don't get as many matches as you'd expect). But I don't want to talk about getting matches, I want to talk about getting laid.
Inevitably on the first date we end up talking about tinder and online dating in general, and some of the shit they show me is unreal. Guys on tinder are losers, seriously. 45% of the matches are weird and creepy. 45% are dick pics. The other 10% are split between nice guys and redpillers/people who actually know how to talk to women.
If you're red pill, there is hardly any competition out there. Tinder guys suck with women. REALLY REALLY SUCK. If you're not red pill and lacking a bit of confidence, just practice. I only started with tinder 6 months ago and had no fucking idea what I was doing. It was hard at first, but once you get the basics figured out it's a piece of piss to get a date. Find a good opener, ask lots of questions, then after a few days tell them to give you their number (don't ask for it, this is important) - after that getting a date is easy unless you're a weirdo. "So when are you gonna buy me a drink?" etc.
tl;dr if you can get matches but struggle actually getting laid, take solace in the fact that 95% of tinder men are fucking shit at tinder. By virtue of even being here on TRP you are probably in the top 10%
PrinceofSpades 8y ago
No wonder I founda bunch of tinder success not too long ago... I haphazardly went for this exact photo spread and my results went from a few to a bunch overnight. Can confirm that this strategy works wonders.
trumpisafaggybeta 8y ago
I love using #2 to show off my abs, chest and biceps-- best excuse while appealing the little puerile part of a woman that finds a hot guy interacting with a pet "cute."
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You pathetic beta male weakling supplicant males let this all happen. You reap what you sow you pussy pedestalizing weak male garbage. Why should anyone have any empathy for such a pussified group of so called "men" who are really the bottom of the barell JUNK that evolution wishes to extinguish!!
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