Some dude wrote a stupid post yesterday about how he met one stripper and decided he was an expert. He thinks his stripper plate is some unicorn going to a good university, works at a magical club without prostitution, and is emotionally stable. She’s not stable, prostitution happens there, and I bet she lied to him about going to college. but he hasn’t found out yet.
I’m not an expert, but I have plated two strippers (double his! Wow!) and have seen them through to their end.
How I’ve picked up strippers
I met both strippers at their place of “work.” The thing is, strippers are constantly trying to run guys for money, so they will try to convince you they like you for your tips. Immediately if you have abundance you’re doing well since all of them experience pathetic guys every day.
First tip: eye contact
I did this with both girls, and had favorable reactions from many others. If you are interested in a stripper do not slobber over her body like everyone else. Definitively check her body out, let her see it, but don’t stare like a MGTOW secretly does.
Eye contact.
Just watch her eyes. They will meet yours and she’ll have no idea what to do. If you got that amused look in your eye and seem completely relaxed, they will feel intrigued. Both girls mentioned this caught their eye to me.
Don’t tip stupidly
Yes I left tips, a dollar a song. I’m not paying her rent, but it’s just polite. She’s working. But do not over tip. You do not want her to think of you as a mark (and they call you a mark too). If she does, you’re toast.
I think I may even have tipped an extra dollar for putting her pussy in my face. Point is, treat it like theater. You tip where you’d normally applaud. Watch the pathetic guys, they tip to get and keep her attention.
Your only two stations in the place is the rack a song or two max at a time, and the bar. Watch to be polite, but I never went to a strip club for the women, but always went for a stiff drink. Gay bars and strip clubs pour the stiffest drinks if you didn’t already know that.
DO NOT GET A LAP DANCE. Ever. Only loser marks get those.
When to go
No definitive advice, but both girls I got during the week. They have their hustler faces on on the weekend. I don’t know if this would have worked on a weekend, but I just know mine happened during the week.
Closing
Here is why I’ve never written a post about this and I don’t consider myself an expert, I’ve only had two and I got their numbers in very different ways.
The drug using one (“Perky Tits”) I got by not tipping, and then folding an origami heart out of a dollar and giving her that as her final tip. I was out smoking later and she came up to me to get a light. We bullshitted a while, I asked her a lot about her work and laughed with her about the beta pathetic behavior. After a while she complimented me on the heart and said that stood out to her. I took that as my cue to tell her we should ditch the joint and get a proper drink. She didn’t, but she gave me her number so we could later.
The BPD stripper (“Thunder thighs”) gave me her number seemingly out of nowhere. I was in college and went to the strip club to grab a drink and study. I went up to the rack first since I wanted to be polite again and did all the things I mentioned above about eye contact. Then, I left to the back to do some highlighting.
Then this girl comes out of nowhere, told me I was cute and she just gives me her number written on a piece of paper. Cool.
Escalating the plate
Not much to say here except that you should kino, but don’t want to escalate too early. They are surrounded by sex and neither of these girls had a problem going for the goods. Just get alone and kino without it being sexual. They’ll escalate all on their own.
I tried escalating with Thunder Thighs like I would any other girl and she wound up crying and getting mad that she wasn’t just a sex thing. Then she fucked me, but you know... she’s not a sex thing. Whatever.
The Aftermath
Perky Tits was into heroin and I didn’t know until much later. She smoked it so no track marks. I got a chance to hang with her and her stripper friends and what you find out about those places! Total cesspools like you’d imagine. Plenty of girls have side johns they met there There was a mother hen who sold the heroin backstage. And they make fun of everyone who goes.
I was young and stuck around longer than I should. I was kinda in love with the darker side of life when I was young so it was pretty fun seeing the inside of their world.
One day she was gone and wasn’t responding via text. Her coworkers told me she moved to another city to get clean. Good for her. Never heard from her again. She was the most “normal” of the sex workers I’ve plated. She was just a party girl squared.
Thunder Thighs was a real BPD nightmare. Thankfully I was wiser by then and got out fast as soon as I realized it.
Thunder Thighs never stayed in one city for more than a 18 months. She would just pick up and go strip in a new city. Presumably because she ruined all her relationships. She didn’t use drugs and really tried to pretend she was normal. She once took me around to all her favorite artsy tea houses and acted like a tea connoisseur. It was amusing because I could tell she was trying.
Anyhow, after banging, she love bombs me, and like an idiot I don’t jet then. I stick around and fuck her a few more times before she starts picking fights over text and telling me that I make her cry.
This was the point I had enough and told her we weren’t gonna work, no contact, never went back to her strip club.
Conclusion
Take what you will from my experiences. I am NOT claiming to be an expert on picking up strippers but I know this is what worked for me. Both of these took place at least 7 years ago, but I’m sure not much changes.
Final thoughts
The sex wasn’t that great. They both gave great blowjobs but definitely not my best blowjobs. Nothing to write about since the sex was like any other for me. I wasn’t as kinky back then, so maybe it would have been different if I had been.
Also, strippers aren’t that hot. They may have good tits, but most are 6’s or 7’s
Strippers are not worth it unless it’s on your bucket list. They aren’t special in bed and are a lot more of a headache. Their mental and emotional health are garbage, and they aren’t bastions of morality.
Like I said, I’m no expert, but I would be interested in hearing from someone who is. So if you got some experience and know a tip or two, share it! I’ll be reading them as interested as anyone else in here.
U21U6IDN 5y ago
Never pay a stripper a compliment. Get hard when she rubs your cock. Slap her ass when she presents it to you, grab her tits and pussy when she guides your hand there, but never pay her a compliment. Her compliment is your dick getting hard.
What's you're point posting this entire diatribe? Is it to tell people how to meet prostitutes, because by and large most strippers are prostitutes. I say most because I don't want to over generalize, but I never met a stripper who wasn't, though I'm sure they exist...somewhere. Meeting prostitutes is not hard, nor does it require a special knowledge. I feel like Biff here talking to McFly. Hellooooo....
To your point here about not getting lap dances.....WTF are you going to a titty bar for then? Are you trying to develop a meaningful relationship because it almost sounds that's like what you're there for, like you're not trying to be exactly the kind of guy that goes to titty bars, like you're wanting to be 'special' so that the girls don't see you for a mark but instead confer upon you special status. Them girls have seen it all man. Hell, they've probably sucked the manager's dick every day of the week just to work there and been passed around his friends too.
I've been going to titty bars for decades, have gotten dozens of phone numbers and have gotten hundreds of lap dances. Am I a mark? Yeah. You could say that. But so is every guy that walks through those doors even the ones that get to hang out with them outside of "work"....they're always working. Even the ones they string along they're getting something out of it, it's not altruism.
BobbyPeru 5y ago
I very rarely hit strip joints, but I can confirm this. I think it’s sexy to look in a woman’s eyes while she’s naked (kind of like a girl looking in your eyes when she’s blowing you). But, I’ve found they always try to redirect your eyes towards their body. They really have a hard time with solid frame of when you maintain strong eye contact, until they realize you’re legit
chazthundergut 5y ago
I've fucked my fair share of strippers. Some of them for cash, some for drugs, and some for dumb luck.
First of all, your best bet is to avoid strippers altogether. They are the dregs of the female sex. They are blackbelts in manipulating men for money, they get constant validation from other men, and they are typically crazy narcissists.
But if you absolutely must do it, there is no faster way to fuck a stripper than with cocaine. It's like catnip to them, believe me. Have some coke, be cool and don't be retarded, and invite her to come party with you
AWorseManThanYou 5y ago
You’re the type of expert on strippers I was hoping this post might inspire. You should really consider writing a more authoritative post on this. You’re the closest thing to an expert that’s shown up yet. You’re clearly more of an expert than me!
And I don’t think we have a stripper manual on here yet.
RightHandWolf 5y ago
Have a Coke and a smile^TM . . .
UEMcGill 5y ago
Yeah I had a buddy who his goto line was "I got coke". Nothing else. He'd sit down, say his line and he'd have two or three chick's all trying to go home with him. Sometimes he take them, sometimes not. If he did he locked up all his shit and gave them coke that was so diluted it would barely do anything. He said they'd still try everytime because it might be legit.
whiffofass 5y ago
What kind of a man with decent SMV wants to fuck someone like that
MyReddit6 5y ago
oh man, classic. Guy I knew who had tier 1 looks just not tall, worked as the guy who washes the poles at a strip club. Used his looks and charm to become the place's coke dealer. Girls all the time coming back with him... none were that hot, and they all had huge drug issues. One even did heroin. He took me & my gf to a place once. Was fun for a bit but same old, same old. Was pathetic, I'd wake up w my gf in the adjacent room to him crying at 4am about his ex, and the girls complaining or crying or wanting more drugs..
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Huge fallout when her roommate opened my FB messages and read my convo telling my gf they were total trash...
justgotalpha 5y ago
You need pimp game to get this type of women to submit And give you animalistic sex !! other than that you are a walking ATM machine to her!!
Rimefang 5y ago
I went to a club once with some buddies who invited me. It reeked of depression and broken dreams.
I showered the second I got home.
p3n1x 5y ago
Don't use association fallacy if the club you went to was a shithole.
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tehwankingwalruses 5y ago
I used to be a bouncer in a strip club in my early 20s. Also slept with a few while working there, and a lot after using social proof of being a former bouncer and knowing many many girls. I'd say this post is pretty spot on from how you pick them up, and what you will inevitably get into. These girls will destroy you and financially rape you if you give them an inch.
Also yea, their parties are lit if you want a real crash course on TRP.
Whisper 5y ago
Some men pay whores to fuck, other men pay whores to go away after fucking. So both whores run into both losers and winners.
Men pay strippers to pretend to like them. So strippers only run into losers.
So, if you really wanna plate some cumdumpster who also thinks all men are losers... well, I suppose this would be how you do it. Next up, tips on how to hit yourself in the dick with a ball peen hammer.
AWorseManThanYou 5y ago
Aww come on... don’t you have a bucket list? I would never go back, but am glad I had the experience if I’m totally honest.
Look, I’m not telling everyone to go bang a stripper or escort (through game), but if a guy wants to play with fire, he should at least know what he’s getting into.
What’s your “only once” girl?
FereallyRed 5y ago
Pretty much the definition of sticking your dick in crazy.
They're expert at manipulating men. You'll need a rock solid frame. You're coming into this seen as only a wallet.
They're used to running over beta men, because that's usually all they see, and they've got that hot:crazy ratio pegged so they're entitled to behave badly.
Pro - the sex is crazy.
Con - the rest of her is crazy.
There may still be a few articles floating around here on "stripper game".
Daddy issues, bipolar, substance abuse, cutters, they self select. Damaged.
That very fact, however, allows guys she tags as alphas/daddies to easily control them. They're used to seeing only uncalibrated alphas.. the dealers, the pimps, the bouncers, the convicts, so being overt and running asshole game is pretty much expected.
It takes lots of drunk daddies missing a lot of dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for 50 bucks...
I understand that "fuck it" gene we have that tells us to take a bite of that Fugu puffer, and to roll the dice and take home that dented and swollen can home from the store to see if you get some free Botox.
But it's a poor long term strategy. Eat salmon. Take home an undented can. They have a longer shelf life.
randomTATRP 5y ago
Holy shit. That video is so fucking depressing. And I'm not even American...
U_Lika_Da_Tomato 5y ago
Are you saying that playing strippers is like shopping in the dented can aisle? Bargains to be found, but they're a bargain for a reason.
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bjcm5891 5y ago
Been looking for that track for 15 years and couldn't remember the name of it. Take my upvote!
Fatstupidvirginboy 5y ago
unrelated but,
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The idea of strip club to me has always seemed kind of absurd.
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You go somewhere to get teased by women who would never fuck you? Or is it a place you can meet like the absolute sluttiest morally bankrupt members of society so you can do overpriced cocaine?
My uncle told me guys go in there and girls grind on their dicks, through their pants, until they come. Some oil field workers have told me that the strip club is a place for quasi legal prostitution, where you tip a girl $100, and she sucks your dick with a condom on but you cant touch her.
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Im 26, ive never been to one, but i have known several strippers through my experience getting and staying clean from opiates. Guess what, never knew a stripper who got clean, not one.
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What the fuck actually goes on in these places?
Skeeter_onmyPeter 5y ago
I think it used to be you would go to see things you couldn’t see elsewhere. For some guys, it would be their only chance to see real, actual cooch. Or you could watch two chicks do lesbo stuff. Now it’s all on the internet and strip clubs seem kind of obsolete. Last time I was in a strip club, it felt like I was in a morgue. Practically deserted on a weekend night in a club that used to be one of the top clubs.
wildtimes3 5y ago
From my other post:
$150 USD for a lap dance, blowjob and g of c in Puerto Rico.
Spoken about and purchased like you would order a coffee.
wildtimes3 5y ago
u/fatstupidvirginboy I seriously appreciate you asking sincerely. I hope you take this as a sincere answer. It is.
It can be a drink and titties in your face, or a lot more. I like boobs in my face.
San Juan. Now-ish.
In this club you spoke to the dude, skinny guy, wore glasses, greeted you after the bouncer, ran the show.
We got settled, I got more cash from the ATMs that charge 14$ a withdrawal. Got drinks, found our spot to sit and tip. 2 girls on small stage, small club, 8 in a lineup, ready to get on stage.
My buddy had obviously done this before. Negotiations take seconds. He looked at a girl and the deal was sealed. He walked up to her and they went to a back room. Out in less then 10.
Later on I asked him what he did. He said BJ. I asked condom? He said yes. I asked him if he finished. He said yes. I didn’t have anymore questions. He’s an honest guy.
I picked the hottest stripper in the club and paid her $10 to push her boobs together while I smashed my face in them.
I do the one dollar thing like OP and pay 5-10 for boobs in my face, if I think the boobs don’t have herpes. That’s my move with strip clubs.
Fatstupidvirginboy 5y ago
i was genuinely just curious. thank you
wildtimes3 5y ago
You’re welcome. Honest questions deserve honest answers.
ETA: one exp at one place. If you can imagine it, it happens every day.
Not my style but, In Bucharest it was offered to me in this order: woman, girl, weed, young girl, hard drugs, boy, young boy, anything else? When I declined the dude pointed me back towards my hotel. The world is a fucked up place.
JarHeadJoseph 5y ago
You went to the strip club to study? Is this a thing?
jihocech 5y ago
Richard Feynman did this. I tried. It is possible. Read his memoirs.
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Psychological_Radish 5y ago
As the illustrious "some dude" that wrote the "stupid" post that OP references, I find his silly little introduction quite amusing. Not the first time that I offended a Red Pill keyboard warrior so much that he felt compelled to post a hysterical rant about me in the main sub. I'll take that as evidence that I'm doing something right.
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Why so petty and triggered dawg? Or should I say, bitch?
HornedBul 5y ago
lol you took the bait
will you at least dig into this specific little detail? I'm curious to know if your stripper plate is legit as you say or lying to you
Psychological_Radish 5y ago
He just pulled that gem out of his ass, and I didn't bother responding. But since you ask, I've hung out with her college friends and roommates. She showed me around campus. We use our college IDs for discounts. If this is a ruse, then it is the most elaborate hoax that's ever been pulled on me.
Fatstupidvirginboy 5y ago
he was wrong, he could of been right. lets all stay open minded lol
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ratpoison987 5y ago
Rippers are crazy. They bring that baggage with them everywhere. Avoid at all cost
wildtimes3 5y ago
Sounds contrite I know. I don’t pay for such things, but yes I watch my friends do it.
$150 USD for a lap dance, blowjob and g of c in Puerto Rico.
I challenge you to beat that value anywhere.
the_real_chronos_ 5y ago
Hahah that sounds good. San Juan I presume?
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SomeCleverMoniker 5y ago
Brah, I'm from the fucking Bloc...
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ratpoison987 5y ago
Ripper for free coming to your place and making her bring booze and drugs.
That’s value.
Not gonna lie. Got a Colombian ripper plate. Good distance.
wildtimes3 5y ago
That’s not value. That’s free with a landmine attached. Telling strippers where you live is generally a bad idea.
ratpoison987 5y ago
Their place isn’t an option.
Point missed and splitting hairs now. Hotel then. Whatever.
And yes - they typically are a bad idea. Always. Nothing good can come from dealing with one. Ever.
wildtimes3 5y ago
Yes, splitting hairs. No good overall comes from dating dancers, understood and agreed.
“Good (lol)” can come from them though... Ever get 3 of them together on a Friday?
ratpoison987 5y ago
Yeah, fucked around, but they ended up getting so coked out they just started arguing with each other.
I sat there on my phone while they argued over who had better drugs.
I was sober as a judge the whole time so it was painful, the entire experience. I was seeing the one, went to pick her up after the bar closed, and she brought home a couple more. yada yada... won't do it again. Been there, done that.
wildtimes3 5y ago
Sounds about right.
ratpoison987 5y ago
Par...
Roll the dice, you may find one putting herself thru law school. But at the end of the day - she’s on the cusp of being a full blown whore.
Could you live with that?
I couldn’t. She’s always be that whore lawyer.
RightHandWolf 5y ago
Q: Wanna know what a lot of strippers do with their asshole on the way to work?
A: They drop him off at band practice.
Thank you, thank you . . . I'll be here all week . . . t-shirts, coffee mugs and gift cards available in the lobby . . . try the veal . . .
Edit: I think this t-shirt would be appropriate club wear:
https://www.zazzle.com/im_with_stupid_d_t_shirt-235516844273012273
SalporinRP 5y ago
This exactly. Your average strip club is not filled with hotties. Just used whores. Only strip club I've been to that was filled with all smoke shows was E11even in Miami. Maybe it was just the night but the girls there were all hot as shit.
That being said like an idiot I had some cash in the front pocket of my button-down shirt. During a lapdance the stripper reached into it after the first song was over and said "Looks like I'm giving you another dance."
I snatched it from her hands and said "nah I'm good" and then she got fucking pissed and threatened to have the bouncers beat me up.
Luckily I calmed her down and made a mental note to not ever do something as stupid as having money hanging out my shirt while with a stripper ever again.
scissor_me_timbers00 5y ago
Centerfolds in Boston was loaded with 9s and 10s.
The joints in Fort Wayne, Indiana however, not so much.
wildtimes3 5y ago
Everywhere, reliably, the women serving drinks at strip clubs are way hotter than the strippers.
MyReddit6 5y ago
YES wtf is that about?!
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21st bday got taken to a club with friends. One guy in our group was having a rough time, begging us for money to get a girl to pay attention to him. Hottest girl in the place showed friend her butthole, lol. It was not my scene, so I was being rude to the girls. I just talked to the drink girl, who I made it loud & clear that I would not be paying for anything, drinks girls whatever, since I'm not a loser like the other freaks there...
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Lead to free drinks, and all the dancers working their hardest to get my money like a "challenge." I got one hot Asian to give me a free dance, in exchange for me to critique it. When she asked for money, I opened my wallet and said, "here are your options: condom, chewing gum, coin" since I was broke. Gonna end the story there, but you can get away w crazy shit with these girls. Hopefully she finished nursing/med/psychology school or whatever
wildtimes3 5y ago
We’ve kicked this can around for years. Seems like there is no depth to the answer.
The drink girls / servers are stable enough / have enough self respect not to get naked for money.... Hot enough to make more money skimpily dressed working at clubs than they would as a fine dining waitress and secure enough with their sexuality to hang out in a strip club.
Shankar_ 5y ago
Hahaha why is this so damn true...
RightHandWolf 5y ago
Lol! I've see that move done before. One reason that I always keep my wallet in my front pocket.
rpsheepdog 5y ago
Eh been there done that, like OP, 2 plates, one ONS, two had drama and past issues, one was a legit student from a town about an hour away, drove up once a weekend to work then went back.
It was fun I suppose, my buddy was a big time strip club goer (the kind of guy a dancer texts so he can pay for a champagne room) I would tag along, have a few drinks in the back, enjoy the show. Never bought a room, or tipped big, actually I'd only tip if they did something that was legitimately impressive.
It's not really hard to stand out, just don't be a drunk douche throwing money around.
INNASKILLZ2K18 5y ago
The funniest part is you going to the strip club to drink and 'study'.
jihocech 5y ago
Read this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surely_You%27re_Joking,_Mr._Feynman!
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jamesistheman7 5y ago
Dude those things gotta be FILLED with diseases man, I wouldn't go near that without a fucking rubber bag.
unrauwauwau 5y ago
Oh my god i plated 2x more than him, he is not an expert, I am
AWorseManThanYou 5y ago
I was VERY clear that I am NOT an expert and I invited others who may know more to add in.
Did you not read?
unrauwauwau 5y ago
Yes i did, words means shit. Check your attitude
BasedDarrenMoore 5y ago
The mark of a real man is his ability to consider other points of view.
unrauwauwau 5y ago
Exactly, this guy started his post disqualifying another field report. Both field reports i found enjoyable but his need to diaqualify the other screams "i am better than you". Also stating more than one time that he is not an expert screams the cliche " I am not -insert adjective -, but...."
AWorseManThanYou 5y ago
I have no idea why you’re offended by my “attitude.” Add to it if you have anything valuable to say.
It was meant to be slightly helpful but with amusing bits of information about what those strippers are like.
Sorry you didn’t enjoy it and have nothing to add.
unrauwauwau 5y ago
My friend i am not offended by your attitude because it does not affect me. I am just calling it out, the informative part of your post is interesting, but the initial part caught my attention : the need to invalidate another one experience or point or view. Aside from that, good post