"I have a boyfriend."
If you've been good boys and actually gone out hunting using your TRP knowledge, no doubt you'll have heard this line. Ad infinitum. Every day some variation gets posted over in asktrp. It DOESN'T matter. That combination of words should have absolutely no bearing on your behaviour. Zero impact. Keep doing what you were doing.
Sad beta boys take it as, "politely fuck off." Do not let yourself shoot yourself in the foot like this. Don't "assume" that this phrase means what you think it is. You aren't very good at translating womanese. Stop assuming you are. Tripping over your own dick, taking yourself out of the game. Proving you are Pareto's lower 80%.
Every woman worth opening has a long list of BF's, potential BF's, BFF's, orbiters, FWB's, etc., all jostling to get to the front of her stage. All the damn time. You should actually be concerned if a hot girl is "single". If you want to get into the mix, why would you be content with a spot up in the nosebleed section? Stand up. Be noticeable. Know that you are a much higher SMV prize than any Schrodinger's boyfriend she might have.
As your awareness and SMV rise, in response, the volume of IHABF you receive will drop significantly.
Why do women say it, then?
1 - Who cares? Watch their actions, don't listen to the words.
2 - It's often clarifying to add "right now" onto the end of every sentence that emanates from the female mind, the hamster and "feels before reals" rationalization is strong.
3 - It works. They notice that weak little creepy guys automaticallly bro-knight/whiteknight, tuck tail and go away. Which is what they want weak little creepy guys to do.
4 - A conditioned response to being hit on on the street.
5 - It just might mean, "Politely fuck off." Calibrate.
It's a shit test. Nothing more, nothing less. Treat it as such.
Read Chateau Heartiste's Guide on how to pass this test to your benefit regarding qualifying versus disqualifying responses.
You can't "steal" a girl anymore than you can negotiate attraction. It's always up to her whether she'll choose you. Does this have a reflection on her morals if she'll cheat on a boyfriend? Sure, that's part of the vetting process. But she chooses to alter her relationship status when it meshes with her own hypergamy...i.e. branch swinging. Be the higher branch. Be aware that most women hesitate to let go of their former branch before grabbing onto the newer better one.
Don't hate the players or the game. Use your knowledge of the game board to your advantage.
Personally, I'm a fan of acting like I didn't even hear it and carrying on, but here are some responses.....
He can join in too.
That's great, no one cares.
Perfect. I'm married and have 6 kids.
Are you happy?
Relax, who said I was hitting on you?
I have a girlfriend. Double-date?
Cool.
Excellent, when’s the wedding?
You're an independent girl, right?
"Yawn."
Do I look like Dr. Phil? I don’t want to hear about your problems.
I'll bring you back home in time for him to tuck you in.
You look like the type of girl that can handle two.
You need his permission to talk to people?
I don’t care.
I guess my place it is then.
I have an English test tomorrow. Oh wait, I thought we were listing things we will cheat on.
Tell him to quit cockblocking.
Me too. But mine lets me talk to other people without getting angry and jealous.
He's gonna be pretty sad when you dump him for me.
Don't get ahead of yourself, this is only the first time we have met.
I didn't ask if you had a BF, I asked for your number.
How long have you had this problem?
I have a girlfriend, so at least we're on the same page.
Does this smell like chloroform to you?
Thats fine, I can be your man-friend.
Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean I can't score.
That's surprising.
That's fine, he can watch if he likes.
Only one?
Me too, but he doesn't know I'm straight so this will have to be our secret.
What's that have to do with me?
That's fine, you could use an upgrade.
Thousands more on the Goog.
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thrownaway3141592654 5y ago
Always the conundrum. I've always felt that when I have a reasonable chance (signals all pointed to sex), I would be much more aggressive. It's worked with one girl who had a long term bf and three women who were married (truly married). I'm currently in a relationship with a married woman who is sexy as hell and her husband has no idea how to please her. She always tells me how she always found it attractive that I took what I wanted. When we're fucking, there's nothing that's better than when she tells me to "take what's yours".
Be alpha.
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uNhoLeee 6y ago
first time ignore it. second time , telling me about your problems already?
third time. i dont care about your bf or change subject, anytime some chick is talking about some boy ill say the weather is great today huh or something just as mundane. they catch on pretty quick.
also if she talks about how her bf makes her feel your out of luck. if she just says she has a bf no emotions or feels u can have her
Luckyluke23 6y ago
ROFL... I like this... I like this alot.
Hush_0 6y ago
Thanks but I’m straight. I’d rather head home with you.
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csqr 6y ago
Best counter to IHABF was from Ross Jeffries:
"Is that an objection or an obstacle?"
Lost count how often it has worked.
lorum_ipsum_dolor 6y ago
That's surprising.
Touché. No girl worth her own salt is going to be able to withstand that retort. Especially if it's delivered with a wry smile and the appropriate level of seriousness/wit.
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LiveAFTSOV 6y ago
Now that response is gold. So many of the lines listed in the OP are pretty damn good as well, now just gotta employ them.
Saberinbed 6y ago
I’ve fucked girls who actually had boyfriends. Every time they would mention him, i literally act like i never heard it, or change the subject. Sometimes if she talked about “oh my boyfriend does ___” i’d either ignore it, or talk about whatever her boyfriend does, but use it as somewhere to lead the convo to. I find that acting like she never said it works the best.
rambetino 6y ago
I love that one! I'd want to see the gears turning in her head when I say it and she slowly realizes the jab it's meant to be...
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cBIGONE 6y ago
Just smirk and carry on eye contact. After a little, carry on chatting about whatever
p3n1x 6y ago
/points to AskTRP
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If she says that, then direct conversation elsewhere. Most of the time you don't have to answer the questions thrown at you
nickm205 6y ago
ive actually used this before or something similar , and 90% of the time they go right back to "why is it surprising i have a boyfriend?"
growinglats 6y ago
Are they serious? I’ve used this just to give shit to guys “you married —yes— that surprises me” and the guys think it’s funny, it’s just messing around.
Sounds like someone with Aspergers if they don’t realize you’re just jerking them around
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hammerhearth 6y ago
Oh my god I took this TRP advice in 2015. Cute blonde girl. Maybe 22. I got a call from her boyfriend one night asking for the three of us to go out. I obliged - because as an alpha who lifts - I was ready for a little AMOG'ing.
The dude was 6'8 280lb linebacker for the university football team.
And I had to pay for my own dinner.
DesignerBrush 6y ago
All of these responses would make good t-shirts for young boys in JC Pennys, along side shirts that read: "Don't talk to me if it's Monday".
Here's how the convo would go: "I have a boyfriend" "Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean I can't score" "what..." "You know, a goalie" "Um, sorry..."
halfback910 6y ago
A lot of these were genuinely hilarious. Consider a career in comedy. The gay ones got to me particularly because I'm used to "straight" guys saying the equivalent with utter sincerity while on Grindr. Cognitive dissonance is a bitch.
I can't speak for straight chicks (and who would want to?) But I find it I guess... sexually impressive when straight guys are confident enough in their sexuality to joke about being gay like in the examples you gave.
Sort of like how straight chicks will kiss each other exclusively to turn guys on. If that's still a thing.
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rdpislove 6y ago
I don't want to be your boyfriend but thanks for asking always works for me
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I tried picking up a girl at the gym and she kindly told me "sorry I have a boyfriend", seemed really respectful about it. I told her, "well if that doesn't work out then you know where to find me (gym of course)". Her faced was shocked, jaw dropped with a little smile. We said our goodbyes, which ended respectfully. Sure enough, next time I'm at the gym, she's with a man. Guess she really did have a bf.
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Any bout of sincerity will effect normal people that way, LOL
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The reaction was priceless????
NewBoomAction 6y ago
Lol! You're story reminds me of a similar situation I was. 21 yr old HB 8 Asian chick. I was flirting with her on fb and she kept saying she had a bf. I read trp so I was like uh huh sure and make comments similar to OP.
She went on to say her bf was 6'6" white guy from Sweden who would fly her out Yada yada. I was like holy shit... why she trying so hard to make this up? Turns out she did! ????that girl lives for attention.
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Why's her man all the way in Sweden? ???? This girl isn't getting enough affection
Jailhouseredpilled93 6y ago
Her face was shocked...
Shocked because she wanted (expected?) you to pass the shit test and you didn't...
0verpriced 6y ago
Eh, I wouldn't say thats a failed shit test. You dont have to knock down every single chick shit test thrown shit tests at you. If thats the card she wants to play, sometimes its just fuck it, not worth the effort.
Theres always more who are more eager.
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It was more of a shocked "I can't believe he said that" type of shock, with a blush. And this was before I knew about trp and shit tests. This is in Toronto too,where not too many young adults game or know how to game,so I bet the response caught her off guard. Still a funny encounter, regardless
halfback910 6y ago
I mean sometimes people do have boyfriends. Or are just lying cuz they're generally not interested. Not every rejection is a shit test.
"Okay, so you got past her IHABF shit test, the classic Nordis Home Security System shit test, and are currently being shit tested by her pretending to be asleep with her fake boyfriend actor in her apartment. Absolutely devious. Muster up your courage and go in there to pass this shit test."
pbar 6y ago
"Goddammit...not the double barrel 12-gauge shit test again. Why do I keep getting that?"
halfback910 6y ago
"Pretending to be a married man with children. This bitch's shit tests are fucking brutal."
pbar 6y ago
"Having a dick."
halfback910 6y ago
"She faked wrapping her car around a telephone pole and dying. I am so in there."
Jailhouseredpilled93 6y ago
It doesnt matter if she has a boy friend! If you give her tingles by passing shit tests she cant help her self. She will fuck you and you will only see her bf in the rear view mirror after she cuckolds him.
Whisper 6y ago
It does not matter whether a girl has a boyfriend or husband or is single. Because in every case, every girl has options.
Whether she wants you or not is a matter of whether she prefers you to her other options. This is true whether the "option" is her husband, or just that cute guy in the next cubicle at work... and you should treat these two situations the same.
Girls who are way into their SOs, and totally loyal, will shut you down hard, so if you're seeing IOIs, you're in play.
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This is kind of stupid. You might get yourself in some dangerous shit with this method. I would stay away from competing with other men. When a girl says she already has a boyfriend, I leave. I love my life more than anything, let alone some stink pussy.
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Like it or not, you're ALWAYS competing with other men.
But keep doing your risk-averse strategy... more stink pussy for me.
wokedaoist 6y ago
I understand that you're always competing with other men, but you have to admit that there's more risk inherent in going after another man's woman.
You don't have to be an alpha male to own a firearm, and it's not hard to imagine a beta male going into a rage after getting cuckolded. I think it's best to consider the risks before proceeding.
Ill_Will7 6y ago
Still fun to fuck with her though. And show that that response does not phase your frame.
Metalgear222 6y ago
Nice post, love the endless list of passes for that shit-test. The only one I wouldn't use is "just because there's a goalie doesn't mean I can't score." That's something you say to your bros for humor, I can see this amplifying ASD hard on a cold approach.
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lifestuff69 6y ago
Oneitis is bullshit, but you sir are my soulmate.
Pac 4 Lyfe!
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lifestuff69 6y ago
The song "Wonder Why They Call You Bitch" seems especially relevant on this forum.
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Excellent list of ripostes.
However, everybody must keep in mind that responses must be attuned to the girl's wits.
As Rimbaud said, if you want peace with people, one of the rules is Never Tell People Things They Don't Understand.
Will confuse a good 40%, or perhaps 60% of hens.
alxjones 6y ago
gonna remember this one for years
UncleChido 6y ago
Me too. I've always kept to this tho.
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Basically, it's a blow to their ego (they all wanna believe there's nothing they can't understand).
The ego will defend its narcissism by judging what you told them as "weird"/"nonsense" (it's the only option besides "I didn't get it"). If you then double down and tell them "You didn't understand", well...
what you are gonna remember for years is their reaction to that. Lol
bongohai 6y ago
I'm not interested in your boyfriend, I'm straight.
420KUSHBUSH 6y ago
When a girl tells me she's a lesbian I like to say "Oh good, we already have one thing in common"
eccentricrealist 6y ago
Learning from the Tourettes Guy I see
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1z1z2x2x3c3c4v4v 6y ago
From experience, this single point, is the only one I follow. If she is responding to my flirts and my touches, with good eye contact, smiles, and touches of her own... it doesn't matter what she said about her BF\fiance\husband\GF...
Her reaction to your action is all that matters...
universalabundance1 6y ago
"Looks like it's time for an upgrade."
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U-94 6y ago
And yet when you nail some dude's girlfriend, everyone thinks you're a monster. As if you magically hypnotized her into doing such a thing against her will.
420KUSHBUSH 6y ago
"Don't worry I'm not the jealous type"
NarcKammerjaeger 6y ago
Nice list man. But single ones or long distance ones can be, well you know, kinda handled on another level.
Comments are as spergy as ever. Carry on!
Self-honest 6y ago
Me: "I had a pet goldfish that died." Her: "huh?" Me: "Oh, I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter."
Can confirm, as dumb as it sounds, it works.
FuckRightOfff 6y ago
Haha, the "i have a boyfriend" line has NEVER stopped me. Though when chicks immediately open with it, i'm a little bit taken back, if they sprinkle it into the conversation i know its fucken GAME ON.
K_N0RRIS 6y ago
"Oh thats wassup"
[Continue conversation]
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courtesy_flush_plz 6y ago
ok is it just me or was that group of reactions as a whole exceptionally clever / fitting / awesome...
awalt_cupcake 6y ago
Every time a girl has used this shit test no matter how I handle it, make her laugh, I'm still rejected in the end.
Every time I fucked a girl who really DID have a boyfriend, she never said a word about it. Relevant meme
epicfadeout 6y ago
enlightened
kendallb183 6y ago
Best I've ever heard was" how's that working out for you" with a smirk
amrc39 6y ago
“Very good actually, thanks for asking”
Zormut 6y ago
Especially when meeting a chick at some event without her "boyfriend" this would speak volumes.
Here I am, at your favorite event, being awesome and shit, while that dude is nowhere around.
OfficerWade 6y ago
I consider everything s girl says as NOTHIN until we get to the bedroom and she says stop, that’s when you need to listen. Anything else is just Love and war and we know how that works.
a_rod_77 6y ago
I sometimes go with they call me the boyfriend replacer for this, it's the least cheesy line.
lifestuff69 6y ago
Works every time! ;)
Hahaha stealing that one.
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stylesm11 6y ago
I get what you mean, internalizing banter like this is tough for ppl who aren't there yet, so seeing some higher level shit is still pretty useful
virusofthemind 6y ago
You only need to internalise one reply as an autopilot. "I have a boyfriend" is itself a woman's autopilot reaction to a cold approach (sometimes warm) and it exists as a default because it's very effective and has worked for her hundreds of times before.
By not being phased by it you're communicating higher value than her boyfriend in a tacit way, and also demonstrating confidence.
The best response I find is the line "Do you have his permission to talk to other guys?". A very small % will realise what you're doing (and even then go along with it) but most will have some form of emotional reaction to it (especially 'empowered women').
Once you have dropped the reply don't wait for a reaction; There's no law which says you have to play verbal ping pong. Just keep talking and carry on the conversation.
The reason for this is what Tyler Durden of RSD fame calls "Barreling through". Your brain has a cognitive buffer in the same way your computer has a download buffer. If you keep talking the buffer has to fill with new information, and information at the beginning of the buffer (your reply) is shunted out of the way to allow new information to be processed (your ongoing conversation).
As a result your reply doesn't receive "Due cognitive process" and isn't analysed due to mental constraints. It's the same thing with stage magicians, when they do a trick they distract you from the part of the trick they don't wish to be analysed.
Once you've internalised the process you can add a little more by saying "Do you have his permission to talk to hot guys?" (Note: you're not actually saying that you are hot but the message is implicit). When you reach this level you can introduce the thought that you're hot yourself to her unconscious by the same distraction of barreling through and filling her cognitive buffer so your "hotness" is taken as accepted fact.
If you've managed to get to this level then you can amp it up even more by making full eye contact when you say the words "hot guys".
The eye contact amps up the emotional valence of the words even more and the effect is even stronger.
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Constraints which are, how to say, very tight in the chick's mind.
Scandinavianredpill 6y ago
It's not a shit test, it's a sign of 1. she is not interested. or 2. she has a boyfriend and does not want to cheat on him (with you atleast).
Stop wasting your time on a girl not interested, unless she is giving you non verbal ques. or for the sport of it?... Why would you do it for the sport of it?
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Note how, for their egos, "I don't want to cheat with this guy" is always "I don't want to cheat". Until they cheat (with another guy). But then, they were either raped, were drunk, or something else.
It was not the "real her", ya know.
Self-honest 6y ago
Wrong. You're missing out man.
Scandinavianredpill 6y ago
how am i missing out? I get laid plenty. I am just enjoying myself when I go out and get girls if I want. alot of guys here are obsessed with pussy because they get nothing. the same energy pushed into improving your personality, finance, body and be a great person to be around, guess what? you wont have to expend much energy to get alot of pussy.
Getting pussy is like everything else, anyone that write alot of field reports are not having any real success with women - you are simply cannot be obsessed with something you got plenty of. with the exception of the rare guy that needs it for ego purposes.
Self-honest 6y ago
Nobody is expending any energy recognizing the "I have a boyfriend" shit test for what it is, then isolating and escalating as usual.
Scandinavianredpill 6y ago
you are using energy on a girl that isnt attracted, why not let an attractive one approach you, or you go talk to her. I am not saying it's not doable, but the likelihood of you wasting your time is 101010 times higher. I understand most guys are not so attractive that this comes easy - but then for fuck sake work on your personality / appearance and it will come easy. If you look like complete shit, then guess what you cannot escalate anyway unless you got bank and it shows. sorry that's reality.
It's not like you are enjoying your bullshit conversation with that girl anyway. it's a shallow bullshit talk, if she enjoys all that negging and bullshitting instead of a real conversation, well guess what she is the kind of shit girl that everyone in here describes. she will be extremely hypergamous, shallow, have no morals. etc. etc.
I cringe every time cocky 20 year olds try to pull off alpha behaivor, clearly not having a handle on anything. you are picking the stupid bimbos while quality is attracting quality.
This place is all about hard pills to swallow right? then accept you need to work on yourself more than you need to work on "approaching". You need basic and good interpersonal skills with both men and women and you will be a social piraha if all you do is approach women. They can smell it a mile away also and you will only get to fuck some times good looking bimbos, but mostly bimbos.
Self-honest 6y ago
Do you know what a shit test is?
Scandinavianredpill 6y ago
I do, it's a sign that a girl is gauging if you are what you present yourself as (in this case a high quality man). If you are indeed a high quality man and it shows very clearly, you don't get alot of shittests - or you wont recognize them as such.
Scandinavianredpill 6y ago
okay to put my ideas around women and success with women into perspective.
I am slim, got low bodyfat percentage, got muscle. Interested in other people, both men and women. I am a good listener and I like to joke. Also i got a handle of my shit and wont accept whatever, and it shows in my body language. On top of that I got a handle on my career, but I am not my career. So I dont use much time talking about that aspect.
How does that affect people around me? It draws people in, I am accepting and I want to bond. Naturally that will make it so that I am a person people want to be around - do you think this is naturally more attractive to women than canned pickup lines and cocky funny behaivor?
Self-honest 6y ago
I'm all of those things too. Does that mean I shouldn't fuck a girl who throws the "I have a boyfriend" line at me. Who knows what she's thinking in the moment when she says that? Who cares?
Self-honest 6y ago
You're running around in circles there.
Scandinavianredpill 6y ago
not really running in circles - anyway take my advice or don't. I wish you the best pal. Id rather be a high quality person and man than I want to spend time chasing tail. It's funnier when tail is chasing you and you realize it's really not the be all end all.
Self-honest 6y ago
I agree. That's not the point I'm making, or the point of this post. Either way, have a good one man. I'm pretty sure we actually agree with each other.
Count0Interrupt 6y ago
If IHABD would be real for her she wouldnt be out without him. Good post
epicfadeout 6y ago
Schrodinger's boyfriend should seriously be vaulted into official TRP terminology. It's perfect.
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You'll never know until you get a look into her box.
If it smells like dead cat, run away.
xovyz 6y ago
Adding to this, what about the opposite? A girl saying she does not have a boyfriend if it comes up, when in fact, she does? Imo she's basically asking you to fuck her but, any other views on that?
Ill_Will7 6y ago
It would be hard to know that whithout some spying or inside info from a friend of hers
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Love the CH guides examples. The go to for me is
im married
. me too, lets not tell them
h4nkz 6y ago
I can't count how many times I got pulled over by female friends in clubs so they could tell the dude that was talking to her "that's my boyfriend". The dudes usually were creepy and clingy as fuck
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That's a very feminine way to say they don't match up with you when it comes to coolness.
h4nkz 6y ago
Understanding the feminine perspective can be useful my friend
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Whatever negative they say is just a cowardly rationalized rewording of:
a) There's no way this tool can be put to any use in my life. Tool are supposed to be useful, this one ainì't. Don't wanna IT around me!
b) This tool was once of some use for me, but has stopped being so. Now its presence is harassment/creepy/clinginess! Don't wanna IT around me (any more)!
c) No way this dude can make me moisten — Don't wanna IT around me!
d) This dude used to make me moisten, but he changed [this is how they rationalize rotating polyandry away] and I moisten no more. Don't wanna IT around me (any more)!
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h4nkz 6y ago
What I intend to say is: they lie and their "I have a boyfriend" excuse is bullshit. I usually make fun of her and tell him to go for it
1z1z2x2x3c3c4v4v 6y ago
I think you are missing the point... You could probably be going for it with these girls that are pulling on your like this... Seriously.
h4nkz 6y ago
These are female friends of mine I'm not interested in
Metalgear222 6y ago
read: unattractive or already plowed
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meltboro 6y ago
I normally say are you allowed to have friends? Maybe too beta though?
DatingCoach111 6y ago
“Did you know my dog knows how to juggle?”
She gives you a weird look, “What?”
“Oh, I’m sorry. I thought we were talking about shit that didn’t matter.”
pbar 6y ago
I was having a nice chat with a girl once, when she said something about "muh husband". I said, I wouldn't have spent all this time charming the shit out of you, if I knew you were married.
Her: "Sir, I'm always accepting applications from highly qualified candidates."
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I was entirely unprepared for the charge I got from a woman texting her boyfriend from my bed. it's like the anti-cuck charge. "Be the bull, not the cuck."
I have so much to do. I have to work and lift and run and plan trips and execute trips and run my household (even a 1 bedroom flat needs running, and mine's tight). I don't have time to provide validation/attention. I don't want a girlfriend. All I need for now are side pieces (aka plates).
It's surprising how well this attitude works, although I become less surprised by the day. Might have something to do with lifting.
To the OP's point, my last girl amped up the line: "I have a boyfriend, and he's the jealous type. And a Marine." Crystal clear fuck off......but let me tell you, she validated the shit out of the idea that hot girls are constantly hit on, but not always by those they'd prefer to be hit on by.
SidgeBlueCollars 6y ago
Mate some of them responses are hilarious!!! Good work bro
LazyA2 6y ago
Not hard to think of good ways to keep the conversation going.
"Just the one?"
"Does he have guns?"
... "Like these?" (gun show time).
"I assume you are familiar with the 10 mile rule?"
"Is he a good softball player?"
"Not a deal breaker. Anything else I should know about?"
"What he doesn't know won't hurt him."
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bluedragon2388 6y ago
How do you know when it's a rejection vs a shit test?
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You basically don't know. Go ahead with the right attitude, and the subsequent events will tell you which scenario you are in.
sgurb 6y ago
According to some idiots on this sub,there is no such thing as rejection. No women ever is happily in a relationship and they're all ready to cheat.
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TL:DR - AWALT
A department store opened in New York City that sold men and a woman decides to visit it in search of a husband.
At the store’s entrance, there’s a sign outlining the department store policy.
The first rule states that you can only enter the store once.
There are six floors and on each floor you can choose a husband or elect to move on to the next floor.
You cannot visit a floor more than once other than to leave the building.
The woman visits the first floor.
The sign reads:
· Men with jobs.
She moves on to the second floor:
· Men with jobs that adore children.
She moves on the the third floor where the sign reads:
· Wealthy men that adore children and are very handsome.
She thinks to herself, "that's a very good deal" yet moves on to the fourth floor:
· Wealthy men that adore children, are very handsome and help with the household chores.
She decides to move on as things are constantly improving:
· Wealthy men that adore childern, are very handsome, help with the household chores and are very romantic.
The woman is about to make her purchase but can't resist moving on to the sixth floor.
There the sign reads:
· You are visitor number 31,456,012 on this floor.
· There are no men here.
· This floor exists as proof that it is impossible to please women.
bluedragon2388 6y ago
I think the problem here is she doesn't know what she wants lol. Like a lot of girls.
Usually it's like
Girl: "I want this, this and this in a guy"
Guy with none of that shows up but has the right things going for him (attractive, lifts, things like that)
Girl still wants him
So it goes hand in hand with the saying "watch their actions" right
Anyway how does someone who can't even decide what they want to eat know what they want in a partner? I think it's about being the best you can be and keeping your girl in line and NOT PUTTING HER ON A PEDESTAL. I feel like whenever guys try to please a girl and put her on a pedestal, the less pleased she gets. Idk why
Thoughts?
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Ill_Will7 6y ago
Ask your girlfriend/wife/whatever, if she could fuck any celebrity in the world who would it be? She wont answer "nobody baby, i want you best." She will answer Channing Tatum or Ryan Gosling FAST. her answer is proof she is ready to fuck another guy she deems better than you.
uNhoLeee 6y ago
ye and then u tell her channing has a line of woman around the block that are younger and sexier than her and she wouldnt even get one look
Da_llluminati 6y ago
"I understand."
ReluctantSlimeball 6y ago
“I have a pet lizard”
rn7889 6y ago
I'm new to this page. What's TRP?
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I use it as a self improvement sub others use it to pick up women
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rn7889 6y ago
I'm dumb, I see it now. Thank you
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Zormut 6y ago
This is barely a shit test. When a chicks like a guy they never says that straight. When she doesn't like a guy at all she goes straight for the I have a boyfriend, so basically it says you are starting from an absolute zero likeness level and need to work your way to the top. I bounced many times and I don't regret it.
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