Recently went with my girl to my mom's wedding, so we got a bunch of pictures
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*snaps her a sticker of Ms. Piggy & Kermit all dressed up*
Me: Secret photo of us from my mom's wedding :) cutest couple
Her: Are you saying I'm fat????
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(She's in great shape, knows it, and I acknowledged her progress the other day...so it's very, very clearly a shit test)
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Got a few answers in my head which are damn near all sarcastic - it amazes and amuses me how women can take your words and literally create an entire new meaning from them, and then transmute it into a shit test before you know it.
- "actually, the correct word is 'thick'"
- Just not responding for the lulz
- or something simple/ambiguous like "Wow. Lol"
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How would you guys handle this?
McCarthyCohn24 5y ago
Ignore
YourZenemy 5y ago
Oh you best believe I did.
asktrp4433 5y ago
word for word: "come work out with me, fatass"
then take her to a gym you don't frequent a few times. cardio bunni gfs are top tier.
YourZenemy 5y ago
Hahaha. Wild
CockyAndHot 5y ago
"I appreciate your thiccness"
Project_Zero_Betas 5y ago
"HUGE"
WiredT 5y ago
Its ur gf just say “take a damn joke” Or at least id say that but maybe im mean idk
YourZenemy 5y ago
If I was actually annoyed I'd go down this route lol
WiredT 5y ago
Lmao yeah somethings can be handled without wondering if its a test. Id just be like smh. Ive had a SUPER sensitive bit in my life and I only took an L when I started feeling bad Cause normally I dont gaf bout jokes or things she takes out of context. They know when they are being over dramatic
YourZenemy 5y ago
Exactly. & I don't do drama, so she got ignored.
CainPrice 5y ago
Send back the eye-roll emoji.
She's not shit-testing you. She's bantering with you. You're supposed to banter back.
Nobody here can tell you exactly how to banter with your girlfriend because nobody here knows any details about your relationship. If it were my girlfriend, I'd make fun of her. I'd tell her that Miss Piggy is a great singer and knows karate, but all she can talk about is how fat she is and tell her to quit fat-shaming women. But that's how my relationship is. The specific manner in which you banter with your girlfriend depends on how your relationship is.
Honestly, it doesn't sound like you have a specific way you banter with her. Which is why you're freaking out over an innocuous text message and running to the internet asking how to respond to this "shit test". This isn't a shit test. It's a basic social interaction with your girlfriend that depends on the nature and history of your relationship with her.
YourZenemy 5y ago
Eh, true, nobody can tell me how to talk to my girl. I always love some juicy TRP insights though.
Our banter is generally much sillier. It didn't come across that way to me at all, even though I started with obvious sarcasm.
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