@Typo-MAGAshiv This is serious, in the old days you cold have drilled a hole in the girls toilet to wank through and it would have just been a bit creepy but now it will land you on a sex offenders register or in jail getting bummed. Best just wank in your trousers, cut a hole in your pocket and remember to steal some toilet paper first. Don't get caught now or you will only make her feel proud of getting you into trouble.
Remember crack one out and you are good (or at your age probably a couple). It won't be such a problem then.
If you can't crack one out then and there just think of her mother. That ought to kill your erection. Think how she will be like her mother all too soon. If you can stop getting excited by her it will really upset her and she might even come on to you just to prove she still has the power.
Don't feel too bad about it, in a few years time, she will be much more accessible for you. Probably she will be out on the town one night crying over how hard it is taking care of the baby she wanted while her boring husband back at home looking after it works and you can remind her you always fancied her at school, then she will let you spray your milk all over her face just to remind herself she still has it. You never know you might even get a ride sooner if she is drunk and Chad has dumped her. They like to be wanted.
Read More@Vermillion-Rx Don't worry, perpetual virginity is normal for the red pilled. I have been called an incel for several years now when I write red pill comments on mainstream media, so I know how it feels.
You see you need to grasp the first principle of the Hamster wheel -it only matters how she/ he/ it feels (insert appropriate pronoun for fucktard if you can be bothered). The feeling must make sense so the hamster gets spinning. Thanks to the left's dominance of the moral high ground Everything has become subjective. You pissed him off, so you are bad. Being a virgin is bad, so you are a virgin. Its practically a scientific proof. sentio ergo est as Desiree Cumcart the well known feminist philosopher said.
Woman-think has become catching. It started in purple haired horror pig feminists in a university on the West coast and it spread. The only known vaccine is a usually painful and life changing treatment called the red pill. Just like with other vaccines, some have been known to lie that they took it when they didn't actually.
Read More2w ago TheRedPill
@lalola0101 Think about it like a woman would cool headedly and selfishly before anything else -is the monkey branch worth it?
Do you see yourself being happy for the rest of your life with the current girlfriend? If not then its all open, if so then be very circumspect.
Next, would the monkey branch one be a serious long term girl friend or a bit of fun?
Is it worth investigating more?
If so, what would a woman do? -Make dam sure the second branch looked sound before letting go of the first.
2w ago WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
@polishknight Good choice madam. You don't like men, so leave them alone. Please don't ask them to help you and they won't ask you to help them.
I also like the way that men liking her is disgusting if she didn't like them back. She didn't see it for what it was -men are attracted to attractive women full stop. She had the fortune to be attractive but just used it to look down on men. Being alone now is a good move for her.
1mo ago The Hub
@Victor @Victor Attractive fuck boy finds attractive slut and talks to her confidently and friendly. They bang. They both did what they wanted to do. Simple.
The easy sale is always the best sale. All the Machiavellian tricks and pressure selling is hard work and risky if it blows up in your face with a false accusation (I regret banging with pushy fake SMV male).
Of course how do you become an attractive confident fuck boy that's the $64000 question but yes the easy sale is the best sale by far and being open, confident and friendly helps you get to the easy sale with the right buyer.
1mo ago Would_Not_Bang
@Typo-MAGAshiv Flouncing is a slightly archaic term, still in current use. I expect you haven't encountered it in spite of being a magazine editor yet because it is a bit old fashioned and you seek to avoid the old fashioned because of its connotations with the patriarchy.
Flounce means to move with jerky movements but it can also mean a strip of material attached only on one edge. Such strips were common in ladies' clothing in the past to draw the eye by movement. When strong independent women wanted to show their disgust in the past they would storm out of rooms striding strongly with jerky movements making their flounces bounce. Its a real girl power move. You have probably been doing it for years without knowing.
1mo ago TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
@Typo-MAGAshiv This diagram looks like it has serious implications for men. Liking tits shrinks your brain (sheesh what have I been doing to myself), Liking arse lights up your brain and makes it a bit pink (I really hope the pink doesn't mean liking arse makes you go gay), respecting women blows your brain up like a supernova (is that safe? or is it just like a computer maxing out its capacity on an impossible equation?)
1mo ago TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
@Typo-MAGAshiv As part of respecting women we need to remember that there are no fake women. O Bummer or Mumbly Joe or some of their pals said so and the whole world listened and complied and now there are no fake women just amazing strong women. Trans women are real women too.
1mo ago TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
@Wahmyn While I can't see your face, I would say that if you were to rewind the clock another 4 to 6 years, when you were I guess 14 to 20 pounds lighter, you would look really great. Rewind to that frame and then hold it. You go gurl!
1mo ago TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
Are you sure he tricks you into it? You are strong and independent and take no nonsense from men. I can't see you being tricked into anything you don't want to do?