I found an old comment of u/iceray42 which some of you might enjoy.
Fun story time!
I'd been seeing this girl for a few weeks, and it wasn't exactly fireworks, but we got on all right, and it was the first time I'd actually tried dating someone after breaking up with my ex-fiancee, so I wasn't looking for a home run. She'd told me she was pagan at the outset and I assured her I didn't mind, as long as she didn't try to force it down my throat. For her part, she was true to her word, but it should've been a red flag from the word go. So anyway: She tells me she's leaving town for the weekend to go to a pagan convention (or gathering or somesuch) a few towns over for the weekend and she was excited about it. For my part, I wanted to try to be supportive and non judgmental about her beliefs, so I offered to accompany her, but she said she'd be fine and would call me when she got home.
So I'm at home, playing internet video games in my underwear Sunday afternoon when I get a call from her (a day early) and she's panicked and sobbing on the other end, and it's only after much bleating and confusion that she's able to get out that she needs to see me ASAP. So I go full hero-boyfriend mode, immediately drop what I'm doing (I even put on pants!) and race over to her place thinking something awful has happened.
I burst through her door rapid-firing questions like "What's wrong?" "What happened?" "Who did this to you?" and "How can I help?" and she eventually tells me that she ran into an ex-boyfriend (also pagan) while at the convention, and that they'd had sex. I felt my gut drop out. Rape. One of my closest friends had been raped a couple years prior and it was a nightmare I had no desire to witness again.
"So you were raped?"
"Well....no."
"But you had sex with him?"
"Yes."
"<Hername> I know it can be scary to admit, but I'm not going to think less of you if you were raped. You can tell me."
"Well, I WANTED to have sex with him."
Cue palpable confusion pause. I had to not only try to parse this new bit of information, but also shut down the Rape Reactions going on.
"You...wanted to have sex with him?"
"See it's like this. I like you a lot and I don't want to hurt you, but you have to understand he POSSESSED me."
"He...he what?"
"He has a strong dark magic aura that I succumb to whenever he's around. He makes me not myself."
I'm pretty hopelessly lost at this point. I've tried to respect her beliefs up to this point but this is a bit of a tough pill for me to swallow. I tried to gain solid footing one last time.
"Possession sounds like it was against your will. If that's the case, it was rape, and we should go to the police department."
"No no. It wasn't rape. It's just that the dark magic clouds my mind with desires."
"...So, basically, you're openly admitting to me that you slept with another guy, and you're trying to rationalize it with something you know I don't believe in."
At this point she blew up on me. She was furious that I wasn't more sympathetic to her dark magic plight, and couldn't believe I could be so callous and selfish. After about ten minutes of cyclical yelling. I just turned to leave and told her to have a nice life. I'm not normally this witty, so you'll pardon me for including my snarky exit one liner. As I opened the door she screamed at me
"What, you don't even LIKE ME anymore?! Just ALL OF THE SUDDEN?!"
Calmly, I turned around, gave her a sarcastic grin and made jazz hands and said
"It's like magic." and then left.
LastRevision 10y ago
"He has a strong dark magic aura that I succumb to whenever he's around. He makes me not myself."
It's super cute how creative girls get with the "it just happened" clause. This little one has been watching a lot of Lord of the Rings, I see.
There should be a museum for this stuff.
Xein 10y ago
Translation: Dark triad dude makes me tingle
[deleted] 10y ago
Dunno man, I'm practicing this spell called "Dark fuck of Aetheron" which gives you a "Phælic Aura of Nothgramor" that boost your Penis Power +35 for 120 seconds and Tingling Vagina +4 to all female characters it also inflicts a DPS of 57 to undead NPCs which is also nice. I'm a lvl 16 Dark Elf Warlock so it's quite hard so far.
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UnimpressedAsshole 10y ago
No. Dark Triad is a psychology term, it's not going anywhere. And why are you trying to dumb things down?
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DevuSM 10y ago
Not a newcomer, know the term, it still sounds retarded.
RememberThisPassword 10y ago
Your opinion is invalid.
CantankerousMind 10y ago
Hey everyone, this guy thinks a term sounds retarded.
Better drop it all together to make this random person happy...
Sturmgeist781 10y ago
Your use of commas is retarded.
Cyralea 10y ago
And this is why you don't put up with bullshit. No one has to respect a belief. That's more social engineering to get people to accept bullshit ideas without being able to speak up.
Don't be afraid of being confrontational. That's what BP'ers do. Suppress their inner voices because they're afraid what they say may cause conflict. Be confident, speak your mind. Don't be a passive pussy.
If some girl tells you she believes mystical voodoo shit, you have only yourself to blame when you find out she believes other nonsensical shit. Unless your only goal is to spin her as a plate, you need to distance low-quality trash like this from your life.
[deleted] 10y ago
I disagree. If it is truly a deal breaker for you, why bother putting in the time and effort to change someone's beliefs when you can just not put up with it and leave them.
Cyralea 10y ago
The surest path to being a MGTOW is to hunt for a woman you never disagree with.
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Cyralea 10y ago
Right, but he was framing the deal-breaker as being disagreement with a woman. If that's your deal-breaker, you're going to be breaking a lot of deals.
Just to be clear:
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Cyralea 10y ago
It's called inferring subtext. He responded to me initially, meaning he contended something I was saying. I don't disagree with what you're saying; of course you learn where you're malleable and where you're not. Part of being proper RP is having boundaries you demand to be respected.
I was instead referring to men who keep quiet about issues that bother them. Even if they're not deal breakers. That passive shit is how you let a woman walk all over you. It's okay to be outspoken.
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This is copypasta
CapitalG 10y ago
She doesn't call rape because she didn't want to ruin her ex's life. She still cared about him, evidently, more than the current.
And that was a PERFECT response. A multitude of women in your future, sir.
rebuildingMyself 10y ago
Makes you wonder how many false rape accusations were started because of the BOYFRIENDS hamster.
1701ncc 10y ago
just the fact that she did not want him to come proves she was planning on sleeping around. These events are made for that
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[deleted] 10y ago
Why would he push her to say that she was raped? Idiot could have ruined a guy's life for NO FUCKING REASON.
I call "blue" just on that basis alone. Jackass needs to be punched in the face.
Speed9402 10y ago
Because she called him out of the blue, frantically and crying just to tell him she had consensual sex. Who the hell does that? Yeah it sucks his very first thought was "rape", but unfortunately that's just the world we live in. Once it was clear that it was a consensual encounter I'm glad he just walked away.
noblepaladin 10y ago
That's why white knights are terrible people. If you are a black guy standing around the vicinity of a white woman and something happens to her, you better run the fuck away before the white knight brigade shows up. If you are a man and random kid walks up to you, run the fuck away before the white knights start looking for pedophiles.
If you think about it, white knighting and bigotry are synonymous. It is judging purely based on appearances, sex, race, sexual orientation, religion, national origin, etc without examining the facts. White knights should be viewed with the same disdain as racist hicks, because they are essentially the same. It's just that we've been conditioned to hate racism more than other forms of prejudice, which can be just as harmful.
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dazed111 10y ago
and thats exactly why you should run when your near a white women and something happens to her
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[deleted] 10y ago
There's a difference between trailer trash and a white person.
The same with a black person and nigger.
Both despicable terms for a subclass of despicable people but clarity is definitely needed here.
My best friend growing up was black,but didn't act like a nigger...,
Joined the air force and made a lot of money to provide for his family with a computer science degree afterwards.
rj88631 10y ago
I wonder how much of those stats are actually rape and how many are "I didn't want my beta provider to leave me but I wanted some dark chocolate" rape.
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rj88631 10y ago
The racism white women exhibit is astounding sometimes.
ThisIsMyLulzyAccount 10y ago
Upvoted for username relevance
retiatry 10y ago
I suppose all the other crime stats are made up too right?
[deleted] 10y ago
aww come on mate, that's a bit below the belt and unwarranted here.
Even as a white guy i see the slant against blacks in the police force and the over sexualisation of blacks on the Internet and tv shows ala "sex in the city" - "ermagawd i dated a black guy and his thing was |--------| this big" "ha ha ha girl u go ha ha clap cheer"
retiatry 10y ago
It's not unwarranted. People don't need to push some victim complex crap further.
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Question is, is this a massive case of hamstering or has this other guy managed to create an entirely new type of frame? "Hey girl, not only am I alpha, I also have a dark magic aura that seduces girls like you (stupid girls)." We should get him to come do an AMA.
slcjosh 10y ago
hey at least his "its like magic" line was pretty dope.
[deleted] 10y ago
funny ass ending though
ss_camaro 10y ago
those hands... have been around the block.
They're
positively
musical.
love2fap 10y ago
BADA, its........... gone.. like magic
Tastysalad101 10y ago
Why does he go straight to saying rape? the other guy is lucky she didn't go along with it to try and get herself out of trouble.
stupid_fucking_name 10y ago
I think it has more to do with the frantic phone call than that he automatically assumed it was rape. You don't call someone up like that just to tell them you fucked around.
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I put on my robe and wizard hat.
87GNX 10y ago
I cast lvl 1000 penis of the infinite.
[deleted] 10y ago
this was both red and extremely funny, keep it up.
this must be the funniest punch line I ever read on reddit
JudgeDreddGame 10y ago
By 'dark magic' she means 'liquor and drugs'.
ThePacketSlinger 10y ago
"tingles"
nillotampoco 10y ago
A word on tingles, you're crazy if you think we live as closest relatives to the same kinds of creatures where The Bruce Effect is possible. And also think that females can't be powerfully swooned by a physically fit, socially dominant male.
https://blogs.discovermagazine.com/notrocketscience/2012/02/23/the-bruce-effect-why-some-pregnant-monkeys-abort-when-new-males-arrive/
[deleted] 10y ago
'Drugs including liquour'
Sorry, Just sick of the separation. The reality is that Alcohol is a drug and should not be mentally separated in such a way.
JudgeDreddGame 10y ago
Until I can go down to the local watering hole and shoot up, I'll continue to separate them.
It's still pretty early so I need my drugged out wake up juice. Psychoactive brew, baby.
Lesic 10y ago
I didn't laugh this hard in weeks, thanks.
Blood_Vaults 10y ago
At least she didn't accuse Gandalf of rape.
Repealer 10y ago
A wizard always comes right on time
0ringer 10y ago
One would argue he brings out her true self
Sturmgeist781 10y ago
Innerslut
[deleted] 10y ago
What's so "blue" about this? Honest curiosity, he walked out, right?
abyss_of_time 10y ago
Fair point but I think we can savely assume that he spent a lot of time in a blue pill world looking at his behaviour and description.
[deleted] 10y ago
Definitely, but who hasn't these days? I'm just glad he was smart enough to walk out at that point. Hopefully he learned something.
mordanus 10y ago
True but he tried to make this out to be a rape multiple times. He even said it after she called it possession. His leaving was pretty strong though.
[deleted] 10y ago
I think he was trying to bait her into going to the police. The fact that she didn't want to get the police involved showed him that the girl was just cheating on him, and there was no coercion involved. That's just my take.
MagicGainbow 10y ago
If he did it on purpose...that's pretty clever, I might have to borrow that one for future use.
[deleted] 10y ago
Oh shit. I'm a bad reader today. He assumed it was rape after she said they banged. I would have left right then.
mordanus 10y ago
Yeah me too. He ended strong though. I thought the one liner was pretty awesome.
[deleted] 10y ago
Well, making the leap from "I ran into an old boyfriend and we had sex" to "rape" is a pretty big stretch, to say the least.
I mean, you have to think that the guy is either so supremely confident that he just assumes that the only way that a woman he is dating would sleep with someone else is if she was raped or, and this is what I am thinking, he has pedestalized her and sees her as pure and moral and as someone who would never cheat. Which is kind of blue.
puppymuncher 10y ago
Or maybe it was the frantic OMG I NEED TO SEE YOU NOW BECAUSE EMERGENCY call he got.. People don't generally do those to tell you they slept with someone else.
enticingasthatmaybe 10y ago
pin_on_donkey 10y ago
Awesome. I actually Lol-ed at the end quip.
halfflash 10y ago
I'm curious, as an RP how should this have been handled initially? You get the phone call in tears, assuming that something horrible has happened to some that you care about. Was it really BP to go check on her?
Props on your one liner bro
carrotplanter 10y ago
You weren't kidding.
[deleted] 10y ago
I hope you still fucked her though (you didn't explicitly say so? makes a huge difference to me)
Sturmgeist781 10y ago
I hope he didn't. You don't stick your dick in crazy.
That girl sounded like a colossal waste of time.
mysterr9 10y ago
It's a shame that you didn't have a pair of dark sunglasses to whip off; would have worked better than the jazz hands.
IT'S LIKE... MAGIC
YEAHHHHHHHH!
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Luckyluke23 10y ago
this was like..
cool sotry br.. hahahahah great one liner man!
monsieurhire2 10y ago
You did exactly the right thing in this situation.
And knowing something about that community, her explanation is bullshit. If the guy really used a dark magic aura, she would call it rape. Or she would have avoided him in the first place. She was testing you to see if you would allow her to fuck other guys. That's why she got mad at you; she was expecting it to work, but it didn't, so now she has to find some other guy and see if he'll put up with her selfish lifestyle.
[deleted] 10y ago
Damn....I'd be glad to fail a shit test like this and tell her to get the fuck on as well.
I really don't understand these mental gymnastics .
monsieurhire2 10y ago
She was betting on his ignorance of the "magick" community. In reality, if she actually thought someone had "dark" magick, she would avoid them, or cast a protective spell in advance of seeing them. This is all just hamstering with a metaphysical flavor.
RevBoni 10y ago
Okay, I'm new to red pill. Explain me the 'blue' with this story because I don't see it.
abyss_of_time 10y ago
Do you mind the flair or are you asking why I posted this comment?
Here's why. It's an amusing read and it shows behaviour that is often pointed out in this sub. The teller might be purple pill and on his way to enlightment.
superyay 10y ago
You're response to her was epic
Sturmgeist781 10y ago
Your
2FAM0US 10y ago
bitches love getting possessed. she was asking for it.
[deleted] 10y ago
Never ever do the jazz hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mordanus 10y ago
Actually I kind of enjoyed this post more that he was able to have that kind of sense of humor and lack of a fucks to give at the end of his relationship
[deleted] 10y ago
I've no problem with that. I just always hated that jazz hands thing.
mordanus 10y ago
I agree with that but when saying the "It's magic" I can picture it working out pretty well.