EDIT Accusation, not conviction, sorry
Intro
I lived above a business with a roommate for 3 years. There was another apartment in the building that had a slew of weird neighbors. Shortly before I moved, we got some new neighbors. It was a couple in their early 20's, a little younger then me. They made a point to befriend me immediately.
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They were honestly pretty immature and there were many red flags. First of all, they used to hang around the same music scene that I do but they stopped going to shows long ago. They instead spent all of their money on ketamine and xanax and sat in their dirty apartment doing drugs all day. Still, I saw it as an opportunity to get laid and it lured me in. The woman (who had dreadlocks down to her ass that were unkempt and nasty, and shes pasty white) would talk about gender identity and misogyny to which I sat quietly, and she gave me suspicious glares when I would indirectly disagree with her and pretend like i don't know what shes talking about. The man would go on business trips and the woman would invite all of her bitches to come party and id stop over with a bottle, I was the only cock in the room.
Early on from when I met these people, I realized I was going to get laid somehow through them and I would never speak to them again after that.
So I noticed this female friend they kept having over seemed into me. Around this time I am getting ready to move, im upgrading to a nicer apartment with no roommates. The woman who lives in the apartment tells me multiple times that said friend likes me and to make a move.
So after I move I have a small house warming party and invite my old neighbors and the female friend. They leave after some drinks and the female friend says "I'll be back in 20 minutes to tuck you in"
Exactly 20 minutes later there was a knock on the door. The girl steps in and immediately comes to lay on my lap. She tells me for 2 hours about her abusive ex boyfriend and how she used to be addicted to heroin. She shows me her nipple piercings twice. Finally, around 3 am I say im going to bed. She comes in my room and takes her pants off and lays in my bed.
5 minutes later shes saying "Lets go in the living room where theres a light so we can see eachother. There were multiple other times that consent was given. Including at one point, I fucked her in the ass and she told me I could only fuck her pussy again if i wash my dick. She then goes into the washroom and gets a bottle of soap and washes my cock with it.
After we were done we go outside so she can smoke. She asks me if were dating and I say no, I am not looking for a girlfriend. She then tells me not to tell her friends and says shes keeping it a secret, then kisses me on the cheek and says I owe her dinner and leaves.
About 20 minutes later im laying in bed half asleep and my phone starts ringing. At first I ignore it. It rings again and I notice its my old neighbor. I answer it, she starts screaming at me that im an autistic faggot, that im lucky im not going to prison, and that if she ever sees me again shes gonna cut my dick off and shove it up my ass all the way to my spine. She hangs up and immediately blocks my number. I check my social media and im blocked from both neighbors, the girl i just fucked, and the neighbors brother.
I sit up confused and scared for a few hours and finally go to sleep at 7 am.
The next morning the male old neighbor texts me and says that the friend came back to the apartment at 5 am screaming and crying that I raped her. I explained what happened and he said "Well you still put her in a weird position and thats rape." I could tell by the way he was typing that it was actually his girlfriend.
This was over 2 months ago. A few days ago, I went back to my hometown to see my parents. I stopped at the gas station and my old landlords wife happened to be working. I made some small talk with her and caught up, and happened to mention the old neighbors were problems. "oh really?" She asks. "Yeah," I say. "I could hear them through the walls. All they talked about was getting heroin. And they'd invite people from the hood over and smoke blunts and blare music all night."
Her jaw dropped to the floor, and she immediately steps outside to call her husband. What I told her was all lies but clearly she and her husband (The old landlord) believed it.
You see, the business under the apartments is an MMA studio. The owner of the studio (different person than the landlord) is a great guy and champion fighter. I became a good friend of his and even took a few lessons from him. I still keep in contact with him.
Today I receive a text from him.
"Your friends got an eviction notice on their door and are struggling to figure out what theyre gonna do" Turns out the landlord went over there to "do some work around the building", and they were smokin it up when he arrived. Within the next 3 weeks, they will most likely either be homeless, or living with mommy and daddy, and suckin cock to get drugs.
I do not remember the last time I have been this satisfied, this may be the peak of existence.
Lessons learned
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Avoid the whiny "Woke" druggy types. This should be obvious, but I was a weak horny idiot and wanted pussy. These people time and time again prove to be nothing but problems.
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Damage control is very important Always have a plan if shit goes south. Make sure to protect yourself from getting royally fucked. Usually, a morning after text will work, but this case was a little different. Luckily, revenge fell right into my lap. If it came down to it and the police would have been involved, several people there would say the girl was all over me all night.
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Dont let people know about your personal life Seriously, they all know what clubs i go to and shit. They have friends that go to the same places. I could easily get my ass kicked, but ive been hitting the weights extra hard since this, and ive been thinking about paying my old karate master friend a visit.
- The #Metoo movement is a joke Is it a coincidence all of this stuff was in the media when this happened? (early spring). This movement encourages woman to make false rape accusations if they dont get what they want. You would obviously never want to admit this in public. In this case I wouldnt date her after I dicked her good and she didnt want to look like a slut to her friends.
This ended up not being that bad for me and could have been alot worse, and revenge has never tasted this sweet. More experienced redpillers may call me an idiot and tell me this all could have been avoided, but this was a great lesson in the journey.
[deleted] 5y ago
Off topic, but does anyone have a "go too thumb rule" to protect yourself from false allegations? Like my rule of thumb usually is have some sort of a naughty back and forward texting with the date, showing somehow vaguely what I got planned for her latter, and they usually would text back that they looking forward to seeing that side of me or something else sexual in nature. There is at least that "papertrail" showing that it was consensual fun
Although when it comes to picking up a girl from a club/bar that kinda makes me bit uncomfortable, specially in the era of PayMeToo.
TomKeynes 5y ago
I love that you used the landlord's wife to do your dirty work. All you had to do was insinuate something shady was going on, give her no evidence, and a woman did what she does best - manipulate, gossip, and make trouble. Except this time she was working for you.
VasiliyZaitzev 5y ago
Because he’s fucking retarded.
Also, this story belongs in r-thathappened
[deleted] 5y ago
Dude.. avoid addicts at all cost. But that said, is there really any ways someone can protect themselves from a false accusation? Thats really one thing that bothers me, as spotting a chick with BPD can be quite different at a one night setting in a club, compared to meeting someone off tindr, and then getting a chance to talk to them sober.
Matthias_Foley35 5y ago
Druggies are bad news. This one girl I hooked up with back when I got my second bachelors was attractive. I missed all the signs like a retard and had her on the pound train within a couple of hours of hanging out and had her all weekend. Couple days later after class, she calls and spills her guts to me. She was a “former” IV drug user and diagnosed bipolar. I ghosted.
Found out months later, she failed out and left and she kept calling off and on. The last tome she called, I actually answered and she went on a tirade about the election (She was feeling the Bern). Just to get rid of her I sounded off with MAGA and then hung up.
Many of her signs were there and she was big on the #MeToo mentality before it was labelled that. I dodged a pretty large bullet there.
DONT_reply_with_THIS 5y ago
Not yet...
How long is the statute of limitations on rape in your state?
Matthias_Foley35 5y ago
There isn’t one in my state.
DONT_reply_with_THIS 5y ago
Be prepared man.. Junkie may want to get it on the #metoo action and pursue you. I would have a lawyer on stand by or at least someone you can call if you ever find out there's a warrant for your arrest.
Not to sound dramatic but she already did step 1 which is making the false claim, step 2 is getting law enforcement involved.
Matthias_Foley35 5y ago
She hasn’t. she wound up shacking up with an actual violent person. The target left my back for him.
SgtBrutalisk 5y ago
Why the hell were you spending time with these people? Toxic people are like radioactivity for the mind.
d4ng3rz0n3 5y ago
Yeah avoid heroin addicts and people who do drugs in general.
VillagersUnite 5y ago
Like my dad always told me "Not all pussy is good pussy." Be selective. And more importantly be careful of who you bring home. Glad you came out on top. That was a lucky break.
hiddenpleasures123 5y ago
Gave a girl co-worker a ride home from work. She asked me if I wanted to come inside and smoke. I said no, gotta get home(she was an uggo). Got fired the next day from work when another male co-worker filed a written complaint on her behalf.
Apparently she had told this fuck I made sexual comments towards her and tried to inappropriately touch her.
Lesson learned, now bitches can walk.
tekn0_ 5y ago
That’s fucked up. Why did you give her a ride?
hiddenpleasures123 5y ago
I was only trying to help someone out. It was a shred of BP me that said to do it. I no longer help people out anymore.
DatingCoach111 5y ago
If you fucked her without a condom, get tested for HIV. Intravenous drug users share needles.
[deleted] 5y ago
Similar experience. Met girl on POF, she claims to be police officer. Asked me to go round to hers, bring wine and condoms. Went round, we got naked, she didnt like the look of me, demanded I leave. Asked her for the $$$ for the wine and condoms she decided to keep, guess she didnt expect a beta looking guy to ask for that.
Got a text about 3 days later offering me sex for $70. Ignored.
Got a text about a week later saying if I didnt pay her $1000 she would accuse me of rape. (How dumb, to text this to someone?).
Unsure if she was a WPC or not. But she was horrid.
chrisname 5y ago
Report her for extortion. If she is police she needs to get fired.
hiddenpleasures123 5y ago
Fuck POF. It's full of ugly chicks, full of rape accusations ready to fire.
AloofusMaximus 5y ago
Seems odd that it sprang up so fast, usually I thought they needed time to rationalize how buyers remorse=rape.
In any case man, I wouldn't mess around with "former" vitamin H users. That's just asking for all kinds of bad shit in your life.
warburgio 5y ago
Somebody saw her leave his apartment or smth. She did not want to be seen as a slut probably (or was just batshit crazy to start with).
DullIntroduction 5y ago
You saw and ignored the red flags because you were horny. This is a huge mistake and you got incredibly lucky.
mghibli 5y ago
Dude why are you putting your dick in a former heroin addict? And without a condom I suppose? Rape accusation might not be the worst scenario here.
On the other hand you actually waited for your chance to get laid while listening to that filthy whore... She knew you were not buying her bullshit but not confronting her either. Don’t be that guy, pussy ain’t worth it.
I’m glad you got your revenge.
DeadliftRx 5y ago
Has to be raw because "She made me wash my dick." Why wash it if it's been inside a condom? Did she shit all over your balls or something?
Pretty stupid if you ask me.
lastdumra 5y ago
Not necessarily. I still wash my dick after condom sex, specially anal.
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[deleted] 5y ago
You're lucky man. Could have been so much worse.
BewareTheOldMan 5y ago
"I was a weak horny idiot and wanted pussy."
That statement sums up what a lot of men are doing wrong with women - especially in the "Me Too" Era, the age of supposed "rape culture," and where a man's life can be ruined on simply an accusation with absolutely zero evidence.
At least you are self-critiquing, identified your mistakes, and know better for future reference.
At this point evidence is unnecessary. The current atmosphere makes it seemingly better for women to wait weeks, months, or years rather than immediate reporting in order to gather evidence.
You truly dodged a bullet, learned a lot of life-lessons, and to be much smarter in the future – especially since there were numerous red flags in the first place.
All pussy is not good pussy.
One thing that most women forget or I suspect they simply don’t care is that false accusations hurt credibility for ACTUAL victims. That’s the real issue with false claims – that women are hurting other women in their zeal for revenge and payback.
it_takes_the_redpill 5y ago
I had a female roommate in a situation where I didn't even fuck her, never looked at her sexually over the course of the years I knew her. There was a point in my college days when I blacked out and ended up back in my house passed out naked (bad look but ultimately harming nobody). She found out who I voted for in the election and she told me she would file a sexual assault allegation against me if I didn't pack my shit and move THE NEXT DAY.
I had 1 semester left for my bachelor's, so I begged space on a friends couch and had all my shit in my car. Nothing I could do about it, really. She convinced another roommate to back whatever bullshit she fell like saying.
Even had to pay rent for another month while they found a new person. All while trying to find a new place myself.
I hope that evil cunt got hers.
VillagersUnite 5y ago
Holy shit dude never tell anyone who you voted for in any election. Just as a rule of thumb lol. Politics and opinions are just a huge mess of broken relationships.
GrandmasterHurricane 5y ago
Shouldve recorded her saying she file a false rape charge against u. Record her with your cell phone and chill.
TriggeringEveryone 5y ago
At least tell us who you voted for! I can't possibly guess!
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Churningaway 5y ago
God damn
CapnPoot 5y ago
Damn son. You dodged a life ending accusation by an inch. The lessons are pretty beginner, but its good to remind people how important they are
AdvanceLife 5y ago
Where can I find these beginner lessons? I've dodged one by an inch also.
CapnPoot 5y ago
Check the sidebar
AllahHatesFags 5y ago
Bro, you might want to get tested because you fucked a heroin addict raw. That being said, that was an awesome story.
redpill_scientist92 5y ago
I’m going to within the next week, I haven’t had symptoms but I’ve been worried
chrisname 5y ago
Tell them you fucked a former heroin user without a condom, they will want to test you for HIV multiple times over the next 12 months and you'll get your results fast tracked due to the high risk exposure.
TomKeynes 5y ago
Usually just twice separated by 3 months, and the test is just a cheek swab with an instant result. OP can also go on Post Exposure Prophylaxis, get it from the ER.
chrisname 5y ago
Here they do HIV and formerly syphilis by blood sample, and chlamydia and gonorrhoea by urine, and it takes 2-3 weeks to get a result but they expedite it if you've had a high risk exposure. The only instant test is when they stick a swab in your dick hole to look at under the microscope.
redpill_scientist92 5y ago
How much will it cost? I do not have insurance.
chrisname 5y ago
No idea, it's free in the UK but I don't imagine it would be very expensive. 23andme is $100 right? That's a more complicated process than detecting HIV.
Maybe /u/TomKeynes knows?
Hjalmbere 5y ago
Good post. I wouldn't have tapped her. Too many red flags.
Herdsengineers 5y ago
Umm...here's the lesson right here. OP was thinking with his dick and knowingly stuck it in crazy. NEVER STICK IT IN CRAZY. There are enough willing women out there that you never need to resort to sticking it in crazy. Go find them instead of crazy.
[deleted] 5y ago
Avoid druggies in general. They are so much problems. Like, so fucking much you wouldn't believe it. I used to be one, i would know. And my parents are loser drug addicts, and they have been my whole life. They're still on welfare, doing drugs. Drugs take your spine away. They take your balls and your manliness away. Stay clean and work hard.
warburgio 5y ago
And you cannot trust them at all. My ex never stopped using opiate-based painkillers after some accident. She still claimed that she stopped and she is drug free while having a needle still in her arm. Crazy as shit. NEVER trust a junkie/ alcoholic etc.
redpill_scientist92 5y ago
Not true in every case. I smoke weed every day and do psychedelics and ecstasy a few times a year and occassionally coke on the weekends. I also work 2 jobs and make a decent living and support myself and pay all my own bills. I hit the gym 3+ times a week consistently. I can afford to go to multiple music festivals every year and put money away for a house. I attribute acid to turning me to the redpill honestly
majaka1234 5y ago
... You've got to be the dumbest drug user I know if you're equating weed and ecstacy to heroin.
vengefully_yours 5y ago
How to avoid the false rape accusation with these crazy chicks.
Go full on begging for pussy weak fuck beta. Do not drop them like the crazy drug addled whore she is and spurn them after you fucked her. That has a high probability of false accusations as they get very butt hurt at rejection. Give it a couple days, maybe two weeks of asking for sex and doing nice guy type shit, and the bitch well lose interest. If you do it right after fucking them, chances are the bitch will never return and never say a word about it.
Been doing this for years. I only get false accusations when I don't give them something valuable like a car. One I fucked, the other I didn't, but both wanted a car which I did not give them, and so I was a rapist.
Full on beta begging for pussy dives them away while getting to think they're dumping you.
SuperCrazy07 5y ago
Wait, what? It sounds like you are implying that to avoid false accusations you buy cars for women you have sex with...which is totally at odds with the other three paragraphs you wrote.
AdvanceLife 5y ago
What do you mean they wanted a car?
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domable19 5y ago
Your short stories are captivating in the fact that they have knowledge and comedy is cool.
redpill_scientist92 5y ago
Thank you, I was known as a great writer in school and by friends when I was younger. Places like this are my outlet now.