With a mile run you burn off as much calories as a can of soda is worth. Cutting the can of soda is the more efficient route if your goal is to lose weight.
You can’t be that dumb.
Dope. I needed some extra lunch money this week. Thanks for the tip.
You’ve got a long way to go.
Its only cheating if you agree to her request for sexual exclusivity. Which was an assumption on your part.