This differs from the general "enjoy the decline" hedonist philosophy. Your suggestion makes for a harder life.
And send money, don't forget.
So what? Some dudes are born without legs. Are you gonna give up?
Last line is key. Whatever you are - bald, short, white, black, purple - own it. Guarantee women will treat you less shitty if you rock the bald like Mr Clean than if you try meekly to hide it with headware.
You're skinny. Gain some weight, get >1000lb total, abs. If you can't be tall and jacked, be short and jacked.
I'm surprised at your dedication. Appreciate the reminder.
Bedded down at 3am after a boys' night, awoke at 11:30am. 8.5 hours.