"Conforming to the rules of life to the best of your ability" sounds like a definition of succeeding, so.
Which "proves" that you have $50,000 or more to spend, or you wouldn't be wasting $5000 on a watch unless you were really stupid.
This is called conspicuous consumption, by the way.
If there was a punchline, which there wasn't.
Did you actually tell the admins they are racist and sexist? LOL good luck with that. I expect that part to backfire.
It probably is on a fridge magnet somewhere.
If you have to cling to something that's because you've already lost it.